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| Elite Fan   | I was nice to them, right up until their stupidity required me to be a little scary. __________________ The only defense against a tyrannical government is an armed citizen. ~Thomas Jefferson | |||
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| Total Fan   Joined: Aug 2001
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| Maybe it was your stupidity that scared them. Ooooh, I've still got it. I love you.  __________________ "I'm not conceited, I just love myself." -Iren | |||
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| Elite Fan  | Have you seen Crash?! Scary happens well before they recognize his stupidity. __________________ "Be quiet brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!" "Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic." Twilight isn't about vampires, it's about teenagers with sharp teeth. Vampires don't "sparkle" in the sun: they screech in horror, burst into flame and wither to ash. | |||
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| Elite Fan | Thank you Jerry. I think.  Maria, I've missed you.  __________________ The only defense against a tyrannical government is an armed citizen. ~Thomas Jefferson | |||
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| Moderator Support Team  | Quote:
The truth is, nobody was home at all. So they did the next best thing and tried to make their way inside only to set off the security alarm. | |||
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| Elite Fan | Freaking Missioners.....they're just as bad as Jehovah's Witnesses. __________________ "Be quiet brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!" "Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic." Twilight isn't about vampires, it's about teenagers with sharp teeth. Vampires don't "sparkle" in the sun: they screech in horror, burst into flame and wither to ash. | |||
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| Elite Fan | I like those people. Its not often my victims walk right up to my door. __________________ The only defense against a tyrannical government is an armed citizen. ~Thomas Jefferson | |||
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| Moderator Support Team | Now I'm curious. What would or do you do? | |||
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| Elite Fan | With religious people? Try to convert them to Pastafarianism. __________________ The only defense against a tyrannical government is an armed citizen. ~Thomas Jefferson | |||
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| Moderator Support Team | How many have converted so far? | |||
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| Elite Fan | Judging by the continuation of global warming, I don't think he's being too successful. __________________ "Be quiet brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!" "Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic." Twilight isn't about vampires, it's about teenagers with sharp teeth. Vampires don't "sparkle" in the sun: they screech in horror, burst into flame and wither to ash. | |||
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| Elite Fan | Well, none actually. I did get one kindly old gentleman to call me a heathen though. __________________ The only defense against a tyrannical government is an armed citizen. ~Thomas Jefferson | |||
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| Moderator Support Team | That tends to happen in these parts sometimes. | |||
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| Elite Fan | Do you have Pastafarians out where you are Yamiko? __________________ "Be quiet brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!" "Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic." Twilight isn't about vampires, it's about teenagers with sharp teeth. Vampires don't "sparkle" in the sun: they screech in horror, burst into flame and wither to ash. | |||
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| Moderator Support Team | Not that I know of. But I know some people who have been called heathens before. | |||
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