Dark Angel - DAPC X2...Occasionally Known as the Gutter. - Page 16

**The Happy Psycho** · 06-27-2008, 03:31 AM

Whats wrong with that dress?

**Cryostar** · 06-27-2008, 08:35 PM

Hrm, Telesync DVD"s are out fairly quick...they have decent quality too.

Too billowy if you ask me, and I've never been a fan of white.

**The Happy Psycho** · 06-28-2008, 05:14 AM

Its a lot better than some of the stuff she's worn in the past.

**Cryostar** · 06-30-2008, 05:04 AM

Poor girl needs a new fashion consultant.

**The Happy Psycho** · 06-30-2008, 03:26 PM

Tell me about it. I found some nice pics of her most recent photoshoot, but they're all tagged.

Chuck* · 07-01-2008, 07:07 PM

What is this? Fashion talk? What happened to the gun and computer discussions?

Oh, get this, about three weeks ago my little sister met Summer while the Sarah Chronicles was being filmed about two blocks away from my parent's house. Apparently she's stunning in person.

**Cryostar** · 07-01-2008, 09:04 PM

I hate tagged pictures...grrr.

What happened to you posting regularly, hrm?! Did she get hair and skin samples for us? We need to clone her.

Oh, yeah, so how you been?

**The Happy Psycho** · 07-02-2008, 02:12 AM

I'm jealous.

If Summer were filming something in my state there would be a restraining order involved.

Chuck* · 07-02-2008, 11:24 AM

Sorry, no skin/hair samples. I know, she fails. I've consoled myself by rewatching Firefly.

I've been good, busy. I'm on vacation right now so I should be around a bit more often.

**The Happy Psycho** · 07-02-2008, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chuck* (View Post)

I'm on vacation right now so I should be around a bit more often.

Like we haven't heard that before.

Good to see you though. You missed my story about how I met some actual Cali people. It was special.

Chuck* · 07-02-2008, 08:07 PM

Hush, you. I promise, I'll be good this time.

Did you end up shooting them?

**The Happy Psycho** · 07-02-2008, 08:29 PM

Is anyone ever on MSN anymore?

For the benefit of all, I will repost my Cali people story.

So, today I had the opportunity to meet a family from California. Its a nice little story, so let me set the scene. And its a long story so settle in.

An elderly couple lives across the street from me, and a few miles up the road they have some land with a large pond and a little vacation house. My bro and I keep an eye on the place for them because there have been some robberies in the area. The other day they asked me to help rid the area of some nuisance critters. I decided to take my weapon of choice, my Bushmaster.

The road onto their property gets kinda rough, so I borrowed my bro's Suzuki Samurai. This little vehicle has no doors, no top, an engine snorkel, and a 3'x5' Confederate flag mounted on a pole in the bed. Yes, I was at my redneck best.

I'd been down on the pond killing stuff for a few hours, and I was packing up to come home. When all of a sudden I notice a young (my age) couple along with the man's mother walking down the driveway to the pond. This driveway is 3 miles long, so that struck me as a little odd. Without a word to me, they walked right out onto the dock and laid down. I thought maybe they were friends of the owners, so I drove down and politely inquired as to who they were. Found out they'd recently moved into the area from San Francisco, where they apparantly have no concept of land ownership. They explained that they bought the property next door (miles away) and enjoyed walking down to the pond. When I told them it was private property, they replied "but we own the land next to this...". By this point, my politeness was gone. I made it a point to obviously glance back at my rifle, propped up in the passenger seat. Now that I had their undivided attention I informed them that...

1. They did not own this land...
2. It was private property and they were trespassing...
3. We'd had break'ins in the area...
4. Before they showed up I was murdering defenseless little creatures...
5. "Accidents" happen to unwelcome people who show up unannounced...
6. It was time for them to leave...

7. And finally, if they came back "we would have a problem".

And I stood there, leaning against the Samurai, and watched them walk all they way back out.

The End.

**Cryostar** · 07-03-2008, 04:59 AM

Define "I'll be good".

It's nice to have you around.

Crash, ahhhh crash. *shakes his head*

**The Happy Psycho** · 07-03-2008, 05:43 AM

What?

Weird people coming onto my property (or property I'm asked to look after) seriously irks me.

Chuck* · 07-03-2008, 10:19 AM

Couldn't you have just been nice to those poor people and the animals?

Oh, and thank you. It's nice to be back.