fallinrain

That would serve him right. And then she can take all his money in the divorce.

LilMouse

Yes! He's gonna have to live with his parents again or he'd probably have the balls to move in with a former student.

fallinrain

Oh geez, he would try to move in with one of his former students.

LilMouse

and she'd have to work to pay rent while he stays on the couch all day eating and writing the next great American novel

fallinrain

That's exactly what would happen. He would expect her to always make him dinner, I bet, and throw a hissy fit if she didn't want to.

LilMouse

and why is she bitching at him for drinking wine every night?

fallinrain

She just doesn't understand the toll that writing the world's next great piece of literature takes on a man. If she did, she'd be getting him more wine.

Of course, the real reason she doesn't want him to drink all the wine is because she needs it for herself to help her put up with his crap.

LilMouse

This needs to be the movie sequel.

that and too much wine makes him drunk and then he cannot perform in bed and that's the only thing worth keeping him around

fallinrain

That too! It's the one thing he does well.

We need to get in touch with the director and make it happen.

LilMouse

And then her parents are going to pop in unexpectedly while she's at the supermarket and Harrison is writing his great novel, and they're going to be like WTF is this?????

It would do so well at the box office.

Meliana

I do wonder why his wife didn't rush to his defence. Doesn't she even care about him?

LilMouse

It must've been cause she was stunned and confused that she was paralyzed to her spot.

Meliana

Maybe..

LilMouse

I'd be very shocked if the wife knows the kind of **** he pulls and doesn't care it's happening. Or if she's angrier he'd steal a book than sleep with students.

Meliana

Seeing as she probably doesn't know about any of it, it just seems odd to me she just stands there and says and does nothing.