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Ok!
Favorite Cold Open Survivor (Season Two) Rules Round 1 1. Mafia wedding (2x01 – "Undercover") "You just got slapped with the best life sentence there is: marriage." x 2. Vasectomy (2x02 – "Chocolate Milk") "Sergeant, is this gonna go on your 'sperm-anent record'?" x 3. Spread my legs (2x03 – "Jimmy Jab Games") "I pine for years. I still think about Mia, the nurse that helped my nana pass." x 4. Gay Robin Hood (2x04 – "Halloween II") "Every Halloween I dress up in an amazing costume and you never get what I am." x 5. I know these guys (2x05 – "The Mole") "You're a poor police officer if you don't think people can surprise you." x 6. 70 seconds late (2x06 – "Jake and Sophia") "She clearly slipped through a subway grate and is having terrible sex with a mole man." x 7. Stinky butt (2x07 – "Lockdown") "I think a thoughtful email is the way to go here." x 8. Scully’s birthday (2x08 – "USPIS") "We’re both geniuses." x 9. Vaughn Tom Tucker (2x09 – "The Road Trip") "And I'm Twink Tucker." x 10. Merry Judy Christmas (2x10 – "The Pontiac Bandit Returns") "Ho, ho, ho, and a bottle of rum." x 11. Wuntch-time is over (2x11 – "Stakeout") "You won. Go ahead and gloat, you toad." x 12. Holt in undies (2x12 – "Beach House") "His knees are in the breeze." x 13. Marcus' birthday (2x13 – "Payback") "If you can't get a reservation, you can always go home and shampoo his hair." x 14. The ant invasion (2x14 – "Defense Rests") "Okay, that’s it, we have got to fight back. This is our planet!" x 15. Cathart your brains out (2x15 – "Windbreaker City") "You need to embrace the pain so you can get through it." x 16. El-Baboso (2x16 – "The Wednesday Incident") "Get to work! And de-ball these bands." x 17. Dismissed (2x17 – "Boyle-Linetti Wedding") "Status update, Rosa. How are the flowers? " "I don't know. Yellow." x 18. Bianca (2x18 – "Captain Peralta") "It looks like you unclogged a shower drain with your mouth." x 19. Failed drug test (2x19 – "Sabotage") "What is your excuse today?" "More bad luck." x 20. Foot chase (2x20 – "AC/DC") "My birthday wish finally came true!" x 21. Mr. Grapes (2x21 – "Det. Dave Majors") "If I wore a pink shirt, you'd tear me to shreds." "Well, yeah, but you'd look like a My Little Pony with a gun." x 22. Gina's phone (2x22 – "The Chopper") "Gina may never look at another real human being again." x 23. Goodbye, beautiful machine (2x23 – "Johnny and Dora") "Thank you for your service." x __________________
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Thanks, Mon!
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You're welcome.
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#7 - 2
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Of course.
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and its just the first round
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Off to a good start.
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Might be time to just eliminate the one with the most votes first...
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#7 is eliminated!
Favorite Cold Open Survivor (Season Two) Rules Round 2 1. Mafia wedding (2x01 – "Undercover") "You just got slapped with the best life sentence there is: marriage." x 2. Vasectomy (2x02 – "Chocolate Milk") "Sergeant, is this gonna go on your 'sperm-anent record'?" x 3. Spread my legs (2x03 – "Jimmy Jab Games") "I pine for years. I still think about Mia, the nurse that helped my nana pass." x 4. Gay Robin Hood (2x04 – "Halloween II") "Every Halloween I dress up in an amazing costume and you never get what I am." x 5. I know these guys (2x05 – "The Mole") "You're a poor police officer if you don't think people can surprise you." x 6. 70 seconds late (2x06 – "Jake and Sophia") "She clearly slipped through a subway grate and is having terrible sex with a mole man." x x 8. Scully’s birthday (2x08 – "USPIS") "We’re both geniuses." x 9. Vaughn Tom Tucker (2x09 – "The Road Trip") "And I'm Twink Tucker." x 10. Merry Judy Christmas (2x10 – "The Pontiac Bandit Returns") "Ho, ho, ho, and a bottle of rum." x 11. Wuntch-time is over (2x11 – "Stakeout") "You won. Go ahead and gloat, you toad." x 12. Holt in undies (2x12 – "Beach House") "His knees are in the breeze." x 13. Marcus' birthday (2x13 – "Payback") "If you can't get a reservation, you can always go home and shampoo his hair." x 14. The ant invasion (2x14 – "Defense Rests") "Okay, that’s it, we have got to fight back. This is our planet!" x 15. Cathart your brains out (2x15 – "Windbreaker City") "You need to embrace the pain so you can get through it." x 16. El-Baboso (2x16 – "The Wednesday Incident") "Get to work! And de-ball these bands." x 17. Dismissed (2x17 – "Boyle-Linetti Wedding") "Status update, Rosa. How are the flowers? " "I don't know. Yellow." x 18. Bianca (2x18 – "Captain Peralta") "It looks like you unclogged a shower drain with your mouth." x 19. Failed drug test (2x19 – "Sabotage") "What is your excuse today?" "More bad luck." x 20. Foot chase (2x20 – "AC/DC") "My birthday wish finally came true!" x 21. Mr. Grapes (2x21 – "Det. Dave Majors") "If I wore a pink shirt, you'd tear me to shreds." "Well, yeah, but you'd look like a My Little Pony with a gun." x 22. Gina's phone (2x22 – "The Chopper") "Gina may never look at another real human being again." x 23. Goodbye, beautiful machine (2x23 – "Johnny and Dora") "Thank you for your service." x __________________
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