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Originally Posted by *Dark_Angel*4eva (View Post) DIdn't know there was another Survivor up in here [/B]

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Season One Survivor - Favorite Cold Open

Round 2



1. Fuzzy Cuddle Bear
2. Jake’s Desk
3. Cop Movies
4. Nightingale Strangler
5. Oldest Bags
6. Dumpy Ron Weasley
7. Ironclad Stuff
8. Scully’s Smelly Shoes
9. Search Histories
10. Boyle Bingo
11. Bad Santas
12. Butt Cast
13. Sergeant Peanut Butter
14. Kelly
15. Football Game
16. Kevin Cozner
17. Confident Boyle
18. Thanks, Dad
19. STDs
20. Diet Day Four
21. Hula-Hooping
22. Fired




1. Fuzzy Cuddle Bear (1x01 – "Pilot")
"Detective Santiago! Don’t walk away from me!"


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2. Jake’s Desk (1x02 – "Tagger")
"Here are two pictures. One is your locker.
The other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?"


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3. Cop Movies (1x03 – "The Slump")
"Die Hard is the best cop movie of all time.
One cop heroically saving the day while everyone else stands around and watches.
It's the story of my life."


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4. Nightingale Strangler (1x04 – "M.E.Time")
"Your boss seems really nice."


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5. Oldest Bags (1x05 – "The Vulture")
"Charles isn't talking about his oldest arrest."


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6. Dumpy Ron Weasley (1x06 – "Halloween")
"Pretty cool 'stume, huh?"


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7. Ironclad Stuff (1x07 – "48 Hours")
"I know everyone's mad at Peralta for ruining their weekend."


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8. Scully's Smelly Shoes (1x08 – "Old School")
"Let's send these shoes to hell."


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9. Search Histories (1x09 – "Sal's Pizza")
"How much fudge is in a calorie?"


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10. Boyle Bingo (1x10 – "Thanksgiving")
"Boyle says - boom!"


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11. Bad Santas (1x11 - "Christmas") - eliminated in Round 1




12. Butt Cast (1x12 - "Pontiac Bandit")
"Pretty sweet scooter."


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13. Sergeant Peanut Butter (1x13 - "The Bet")
"Charles is getting the same medal as a horse."


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14. Kelly (1x14 - "The Ebony Falcon")
"So, Kelly... Is that Scully's wife or his dog?"


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15. Football Game (1x15 - "Operation: Broken Feather")
"You make no sense." "And now I'm inside your head."


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16. Kevin Cozner (1x16 – "The Party")
"I can't wait to see the inside of Raymond's house."


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17. Confident Boyle (1x17 – "Full Boyle")
"This morning, he finally corrected the barista when she called him 'Charlize'."


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18. Thanks, Dad (1x18 – "The Apartment")
"Do you want to talk about it later over a game of catch?"


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19. STDs (1x19 – "Tactical Village")
"How many people have you given STDs to?" "Lots. Like 100."


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20. Diet Day Four (1x20 – "Fancy Brudgom")
"Lick the baggie. There's food molecules in there."


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21. Hula-Hoooping (1x21 – "Unsolvable")
"I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle."


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22. Fired (1x22 – "Charges and Specs")
"I didn't wash my hands, and I don't care."


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Originally Posted by DanicaShipper (View Post) They're everywhere, it's truly magical

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