Brooklyn Nine-Nine - 3x01 - "New Captain" Episode Discussion (September 27th) - Page 2

DanicaShipper · 09-28-2015, 04:27 PM

That 'fight' between Holt and Wuntch was GOLD!!

I need to watch this episode yet again..

*Dark_Angel* · 09-28-2015, 07:58 PM

Everything was EXCELLENT! Wuntch/Holt getting heated up about naming the pigeon has got to be one of my favorite scenes

pervy minion · 09-29-2015, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by pio231 (View Post)

I think this episode was much better than the S2 premiere.

I agree. Many turns and twists, it was masterfully paced.

Captain Holt and Wuntch's storyline was hilarious. Their toxic rivalry never disappoints.

Jake and Amy are perfect. There is nothing contrived about them, it's very organic and real relationship. Andy and Melissa play off each other so well. I'm glad they decided to give it a chance.

Vulture is back and I love it. Can't wait for him to wreak havoc at the precinct!

DanicaShipper · 09-29-2015, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by *Dark_Angel*4eva (View Post)

Everything was EXCELLENT! Wuntch/Holt getting heated up about naming the pigeon has got to be one of my favorite scenes

Oh, yeah.. that was so intense. I loved it.

Aurora Cormier · 09-29-2015, 09:51 PM

Just watched the premiere and I LOVE everything about it!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awesome Nerds · 02-03-2017, 03:25 PM

ROCKY SEASON THREE

**rocky845** · 02-03-2017, 03:35 PM

^ We're getting closer to this season!

Peralta and Santiago are going to keep it light and breezy.

Quote:

Santiago: So how do we keep it light and breezy? I know. A comprehensive set of rules
Peralta: How am I attracted to you? Doesn't matter. I am. Go.
Santiago: Rule 1 -- let's not tell anyone so we can figure out what this is first.
Peralta: Smart. Rule #2 -- let's not put labels on it. We're not boyfriend and girlfriend. We're just mermzipen jinglebin.
Santiago: Great. Rule # 3 -- let's not have sex right away.
Peralta: Cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt, no doubt. Good rule. No sex. Good rule.

Awesome Nerds · 02-03-2017, 03:53 PM

You stacked on a lot of those 'cool's there, buddy... me thinks you are not cool

**rocky845** · 02-03-2017, 04:04 PM

^ Definitely not. That's the best part of a new relationship...and she shut him down before he could even bring up the possibility.

I kind of liked the Dozer Pads urging the squad to complete a task every 55 minutes.

Quote:

Boyle: Look, I can't believe you're gonna take some fitness floozy to Bouche Manger. You should be going with Amy. Right, Amy?
Santiago: Whatever, dog. Date the flooze.
Peralta: See? It's never gonna happen, Boyle, okay? Because I find Amy repulsive and she finds me extremely handsome, so stop pressuring us.
Boyle: Oh, you sweet naive boy. I haven't even begun to pressure you two. I've alraedy written my best man speech for your wedding. Oh, I'm gonna need you to get married on a farm. A lot of my jokes rely on that.

One,

because nobody believes in Peraltiago more than Boyle.

And second,

because Boyle envisions the Peraltiago wedding taking place on a farm.

Awesome Nerds · 02-03-2017, 04:06 PM

Oh you sweet naive boy

**rocky845** · 02-03-2017, 04:23 PM

^ When is Peralta going to realize that Boyle is right about this? =p

Peralta and Santiago went on a date! It was so cute how they didn't know what to do with themselves. The poor dears.

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Peralta: See? We can do this. We're back on track. We're keeping it light and breezy. So we broke a rule.
Santiago: Yeah. I hope it wasn't a mistake.
Peralta: I Hope It Wasn't a Mistake -- title of your sex tape. Title of our sex tape!

He was so excited that he had found the name of their sex tape.

I loved how Boyle pumped Peralta for details about his date with 'the fitness floozy'. He could see that Peralta was super-serious about his anonymous gym seductress, and he could tell that they had sex because Peralta was glowing.

Awesome Nerds · 02-03-2017, 04:49 PM

After all this time of joking about the title of her sex tape, suddenly he found himself as the other participant of that tape, and now he had to edit his joke

**rocky845** · 02-03-2017, 04:56 PM

^ I loved it!

I want more of those 'title of your (now our) sex tape' jokes.

Quote:

Sarge: Peralta, Dozerman says he wants to see you.
Peralta: Captain. Everything alright?
Dozerman: You tell me. According to your Dozer Pad, four of your co-workers have been gathered around your desk for the last ninety seconds. Also someone named Norm Scully has been in the bathroom for the last seventy-two minutes.
Peralta: Oh, yeah. That means he's about halfway. In regards to the co-workers, sir, I was telling them I wanted to get more work done, but all they wanted to do was talk about my dating life, knowing full well that my true love is efficiency. You know my motto, sir -- cho's before hoes. Cho's is chores. What?
Dozerman: I like you. I could tell from the moment I walked in here that we were one and the same. Detail-oriented, love crunching numbers. Bet your apartment's immaculate, probably eat off the floor.
Peralta: And I do.

Awesome Nerds · 02-03-2017, 04:58 PM

Of course he does...

**rocky845** · 02-03-2017, 05:02 PM

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Santiago: This is totally working, and no one knows.
Peralta: I know. It's the best. You know what? I'm glad we broke the rule and had sex on the first date.
Santiago: Me too, 'cause we're, like, really good at it.
Peralta: So good, right?
Santiago: Stupid good.
Peralta: Makes no sense. We're light and breezy. If we wanna break rules, we break rules. Like, what's another rule we could break?
Santiago: No making out at work.
Peralta: Okay, that's very flattering, Amy, but there are some rules that I shall never--.
Santiago: Let's go.
Peralta: Okay.

They were making out at work!

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