#1
"Life is far too important to talk about seriously."
Episode 2x01

#2
"Revenge isn't a passion. It's a disease that eats at your mind and poisons your soul."
Episode 2x02

#3
"Lizzie, don't be absurd. I don't have any friends."
Episode 2x02

#4
"Mr. Vargas. Sounds like some shady character in a Humphrey Bogart film. I like him already. "
Episode 2x03

#5
"Try a grapefruit gusher, it's just like you today, a little bit sour."
Episode 2x03

#6
"I took the liberty of adding a special surprise ingredient. Something to treat any localized dysfunction you may be suffering.
Has the little man been falling down on the job? It's a miracle drug. Not so much for a glutton with a bum heart, however. But look on the bright side, you'll die with a marvelous erection."
Episode 2x03

#7
"Value loyalty above all else."
Episode 2x03

#8
Eliminated in round 1

#9
"The FBI is in the business of my business. Why else would I be in business with the FBI?"
Episode 2x05

#10
Red: "You two out here, playing grab ass in the woods just smacks of something biblical."
Maddox Beck: Who the hell are you?
Red: "I'm the snake in the grass."
Episode 2x05

#11
"As a rule, I consider jealousy to be a base emotion. But in this case, it's quite endearing."
Episode 2x05

#12
"You know, 29 years ago in Sierra Leone, there was a farmer named Samwel Zuma who had the audacity to identify several low-level Mombasa operatives to local authorities. The cartel massacred the entire family. All but the youngest son. He was sold to a local ring of flesh peddlers. The majority of children in those circumstances don't last more than nine months. He survived eight years. He was 14 when I found him. Too old, too tall, too angry and dangerous to be of any further value. He was left to die, chained to a standpipe in the basement of a squalid brothel in Nairobi. Branded, burned, barely alive. So I took him. Made him well, saw to his education. He graduated university with a bachelor's degree in English Literature. He speaks four languages fluently and can get by in a half a dozen more. He is splendid. His name is Dembe. Dembe Zuma."
Episode 2x06

#13
"Congratulations, Lizzie. You've plugged the hole, but the dam will fail. It's only a matter of time."
Episode 2x06

#14
"All this running around, really. I'm so relieved when the people I'm chasing... come to me."
Episode 2x07

#15
"If you love someone you have no control. That's what love is. Being powerless."
Episode 2x08

#16
"In Mexico, there are these fish that have colonized the freshwater caves along Sierra del Abra. They were lost. They found themselves living in complete darkness. But they didn't die. Instead, they thrived. They adapted. They lost their pigmentation, their sight, eventually even their eyes. With survival, they became hideous. I've rarely thought about what I once was. But I wonder if a ray of light were to make it into the cave, would I be able to see it? Or feel it? Would I gravitate to its warmth? And if I did, would I become less hideous?"
Episode 2x09

#17
"Well, sadly, there isn't a prison on Earth where I don't know a few guys."
Episode 2x09

#18
"A wise man can learn more from a foolish man than a fool can learn from a wise answer."
Episode 2x09

#19
"I never thought I'd enjoy having *any*thing in my mouth as much as Petty Officer Virginia Sherman. But, this... My God! It tastes so good! I hesitate to swallow and I certainly don't wanna spit it out. Oh, what the hell? I told you so."
Episode 2x10

#20
"Agent Keen, in this world, there are no sides. Only players."
Episode 2x11

#21
"A Russian milonga. Watch closely, Lizzy. Everything you need to know about negotiation is there in the tango milonga. At the outset, they are opponents. Each has something the other wants. They size one another up, assessing risk, setting boundaries, challenging each other to breach them. A sensuous battle... violence and sex balanced on the blade of a knife. Nothing given that is not earned... nothing taken that is not given. This is the pure essence of negotiation. Not a poker game, but a milonga. A tango. A seduction."
Episode 2x11

#22
"You've been many things lately, Lizzie, but happy is not one of them. That motel you call home crushes the spirit, smothers the soul."
Episode 2x12

#23
"Elizabeth, one of the reasons I'm still alive is due to my love of reading, whether it be words on a page that reveal the author's thoughts, emotions, imagination, or whether it be people in conversation, to ignore what they say and instead read their expression, posture, their gesture. Lizzy, you're lying."
Episode 2x13

#24
"I used to have a teeming mane, just like that."
Episode 2x13

#25
"Together we were right."
Episode 2x13

#26
"I believe I know the real reason you don't want me to have the Fulcrum. Because you're afraid. Once you give it to me you will be of no further use to me and you'll never see me again."
Episode 2x13

#27
"Good heavens, Earl. You've never had any feeling in your heart, but now it looks like there isn't much going on below the waist."
Episode 2x14

#28
"Really, I'm all for being thorough but at this point, you're just taking the nickel tour."
Episode 2x14

#29
"Of course not. Inviting him for a chat with one of your most wanted criminals would be ludicrous. You'll need to abduct him."
Episode 2x15

#30

Eliminated in round 2

#31

Eliminated in round 3

#32
"Keen's betrayal cost me dearly in time, money, lives. Some of the people closest to me are now dead because of Tom Keen. If I gave you his location, I'd have to betray a client. That shouldn't be hard, Bill.
You betrayed me. You sold me an asset and then allowed him to turn when Berlin offered you twice as much. You're in debt to me."
Episode 2x15

#33
"Be careful, Lizzie. Because the truth of it is once you start down this road, there's no logical place to stop. You could see to her education, health insurance, housing. You can watch her. Or have her watched. Keep her safe. Try to ascertain her... hopes, dreams, desires. Pull strings, call in favors to discreetly smooth the path. And, for the first few years, it may work. You'll draw some measure of virtue from being her invisible benefactor. But, that won't last. It's all a fraud. That it's really not about her at all. That it's all about you. And you're just... going through the motions to salve your own guilt. But, all the money, all the time and effort, all the favors in the world cannot possibly equal what you took away from her. Everything else is... just a nice gesture."
Episode 2x16

#34
"You open your mouth, Donald, and hay flies out. You look and feel and smell like cop. You are what you are. It's admirable. But this is my world, and you're a tourist. You blink wrong, we are both dead and your partner goes to prison."
Episode 2x16

#35
"This journey we're on isn't over just yet. You may have given up on us, but I haven't."
Episode 2x16

#36
"You've become everything Sam dreamed you would and more."
Episode 2x17

#37
"My yogi tells me that time doesn't exist. He fully intends to live forever, and tragically, he's not the only one."
Episode 2x17

#38

Eliminated in round 4

#39

Eliminated in round 5

#40
"You need to run, Jasper. Run like the prairie wind, because I'm coming for you. And when I find you, I'm going to cut out that forked tongue of yours and deliver it to the Director myself."
Episode 2x18

#41
"I understand what it's like to be drawn to something that is unhealthy to a part of yourself that you are afraid of. But I want you to remember what your life really was with him and imagine all that it could be without him."
Episode 2x18

#42
"Agent Keen, I'm loathe to play tit for tat but unfortunately, due to present circumstances I must insist on the Fulcrum. I'm afraid it's become an immediate matter of life and death."
Episode 2x18

#43
"When I hired Tom Keen, it was at a time of profound transition in your life. You'd already left behind the relative safety and innocence of youth. Sam's care as a father had served you well, but you'd outgrown him. A-and I knew that eventually my life would jeopardize yours. So, in an admittedly presumptuous and ultimately futile effort to keep you safe, I hired Tom simply to be there as a friend of a friend to look after you from an arm's length. When I learned that your relationship had become intimate, I fired him. I should've removed him, but you were already in love with him. And Tom, he shifted his allegiance to Berlin in part to protect himself from me, but also because it allowed for an inextricable intimacy and commitment to you. And so you were married. And I couldn't stay away any longer. A confluence of peril had entered your life, and I wanted to be within reach, to have influence. I turned myself into the FBI to point you toward a truth that inevitably you would have to discover for yourself."
Episode 2x19

#44
"Don't look so glum, Kenneth. You just spent 10 minutes being ridden hard by Agent Navabi. I'd die for five."
Episode 2x20

#45
"I had a little chat with Jasper today. Turns out he wasn't very good at holding his tongue, so I thought I'd give you a shot at it."
Episode 2x20

#46
"The détente is over, Lizzy. What you know about the Fulcrum what the Director now knows you know? By saving me, you revealed yourself to be a potent enemy a target they will try to discredit or destroy."
Episode 2x20

#47
"You want to know. There's a difference."
Episode 2x20

#48
"You should have let me die, Dembe. Nobody told me about this aimless walking."
Episode 2x20

#49
"It wasn't just your hope, Harold. It was your wife's hope, it was your children's. You were given a terminal diagnosis, and Connolly ends up offering you a choice: your life or your ethics, and you picked your life. What good are ethics if you aren't alive to live by them?"
Episode 2x21

#50
"You do, Lizzy. I don't need a test to know that you do. Your mother was a Russian spy, and now they've made it look like you are, too.
You have the virus. You infected the Senator, and now they will come for you. You need to get out of there now."
Episode 2x21

#51
"I'm a sin eater. I absorb the misdeeds of others, darkening my soul to keep theirs pure. That is what I'm capable of."
Episode 2x22

#52
"You're already in their hands. The only thing they haven't done is close their fist."
Episode 2x22

#53
"In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."
Episode 2x22

#54
"Tried to be. But I failed. I never wanted you to be... Like me."
Episode 2x22

#55
"This is a war that must be fought on many fronts. You have yours. I have mine."
Episode 2x22

#56
"In the end, "The truth will out." Not all of us will live to see that day but the truth will out."
Episode 2x22