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| Ultimate Fan   Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 8,643
| Reno 911! Appreciation Thread  Seaon four just premiered on Comedy Central, and Season three comes out on Tuesday. This show is absolutely hilarious. Anyone else a fan? __________________ "I think that if we were all we had That's more than most people ever have, anyway." {Shaena} | |||
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| Master Fan  Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 24,450
| I've watched the show and find it very funny. I don't really watch the seasons though. Just catch some episodes here and there. I do have one question from the last season finale. Is Garcia gay?  I added this thread into the Master List. | |||
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| Ultimate Fan Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 8,643
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 __________________ "I think that if we were all we had That's more than most people ever have, anyway." {Shaena} | |||
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| Master Fan Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 24,450
| Quote:
 Some quotes:Deputy Travis Junior: I actually wanted to be in the FBI for about 20 minutes after I saw that movie with Jodie Foster and that guy who eats people in his basement, but I was really stoned at the time. And to be honest with you, for about 20 minutes, I also thought about making a dress out of people's skin. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Deputy Travis Junior: Getting two tickets to an execution is like getting two tickets to NASCAR, except you *know* Jeff Gordon's gonna die. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [the cops are in a doctor's office in their underwear] Doctor: Uh, none of the tests required you to disrobe. I'm not sure why you're all sitting here in your underwear. Deputy S. Jones: Dangle was in his underwear when we all got here. Deputy Travis Junior: Yeah, what's the deal, Dangle? Lt. Jim Dangle: I don't feel the need to explain myself. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lt. Jim Dangle: We have two passes to be witnesses at an execution. I know we all want these, so we're gonna do this the way we generally handle these things and we're gonna have a scavenger hunt. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Deputy Trudy Wiegel: I'm going to beat the living crap out of you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Jones reads a note in the bag of tacos he and Garcia ordered from a fast food taco joint] Deputy S. Jones: Officers, there are two armed men inside. Deputy James Garcia: I hope there are two-armed men in there. One-armed men wouldn't be able to serve tacos. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [talking to a junior high class] Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Now, I don't care if you wear mini-skirts. I don't care if you wear Dungarees. I don't care if you're good at basketball, I don't care if you're fun to be around. But you can rest assured that every one of you, at some point, is going to be raped. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lt. Jim Dangle: I can't imagine any woman having sex with Garcia. I think it would be really angry, the sex. Deputy S. Jones: You think so? Lt. Jim Dangle: Have you ever heard him in the john? It's like Normandy. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [after dropping off Jackie, a ditzy hooker, in somebody's front yard, telling her it was a halfway house] Deputy James Garcia: That's no halfway house. It's halfway between the restaurant I took her to and where I live. That human piece of garbage would make Satan weep. God vomited and there was Jackie. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [repeated line] Deputy Williams: White people are crazy. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Deputy Trudy Wiegel: If I'm addicted to anything, it's sparklers. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Officer Garcia has been shot] Deputy James Garcia: Oh, God, call for help. Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Help. Help. Deputy James Garcia: Use your goddamn radio. | |||
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| Elite Fan  Joined: Sep 2000
Posts: 43,805
| Love this show, though I missed all of last season. But I catch the eps from time to time also. What maybe gay? This I have to see  Need to see the season opener.Great quotes __________________ ::icon by dressparty | |||
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| Dedicated Fan  Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 841
| [talking to a junior high class] Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Now, I don't care if you wear mini-skirts. I don't care if you wear Dungarees. I don't care if you're good at basketball, I don't care if you're fun to be around. But you can rest assured that every one of you, at some point, is going to be raped. God i love this show...especially ^that^ line! My favorite is Trudy's Wedding when Dangle and Garcia get stuck in the snow, are trying to eat the wedding cake and end up tazering themselves. __________________ Where do you come from? Planet "Loser" What, as opposed to Planet "Look At Me, Look At Me?"  | |||
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| Elite Fan Joined: Sep 2000
Posts: 43,805
| Hilarious quote from Wiegel  __________________ ::icon by dressparty | |||
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| Addicted Fan  Joined: May 2001
Posts: 4,463
| I love Reno 911. I have the first 2 seasons on DVD, but nothing beats the first season. I think now it's still funny but kind of running out of steam. I did love how horrified they all were by the thought of Weigel's baby in the premiere, though. Hee. That "rape" quote above is one of my favorites. So, so wrong. Also, does it make me a horrible person that I laughed incredibly, incredibly hard at that one bit where Junior drops a cat off a roof and into an air conditioner? God, now I feel like a total sadist. I promise I'm not! I love cats! It was just so ridiculous. | |||
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| Fan Forum's Finest   | I can't believe that I just found this thread. Reno 911 is one of my favorite tv shows. I'm geeked that I found this. __________________
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