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| Moderator Manager   | NCIS #4~ Last season ended with a bang, so what will they do for an encore?   Character Bios EMPLOYEE ASSESSMENT FILE NAME: Leroy Jethro Gibbs KNOWN ALIASES: None [but subject insists the second "B" in Gibbs stands for bastard.] AGE: Not "considerably" older than 37 MILITARY OCCUPATIONAL SPECIALTY: Former United States Marine. Honorably discharged with rank of GySgt. Received a Silver Star for actions against the enemy in Desert Storm. **Note: See attached DD-214 for all awards received and full military history. MOS'S HELD: 0311 Rifleman 5811 Military Policeman 0251 Interrogator-Translator 0369 Infantry Unit Leader 5821 Criminal Investigator CURRENT OCCUPATION: SENIOR NCIS SPECIAL AGENT Time in Service [TIS]: 19 years SPECIAL SKILLS: Interrogation, counter intelligence, NCIS Weapons Instructor, proficient in the use of all U.S. and Soviet Era small arms, woodworking, American Sign Language [ASL], fluent in Russian. PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATION: Major issues with authority. In the past year alone subject has had confrontations with the FBI, CIA, DEA and just about every other Federal, Local, or foreign agency he has had contact with. Subject also appears to be woefully out of touch with popular culture…perhaps because he elects to spend all his free time hand carving a wooden boat in his basement. **Note: How he plans on removing the twenty-five foot boat through a six and a half by three-foot door is still unclear at this time. Subject has repeatedly shown contempt/fear of modern technology. The NCIS IT department has been forced to replace his personal workstation six times before discovering that Special Agent Gibbs was quote: "Smacking 'em to make 'em go faster." He is intolerant of anyone who does not share his view of the world. During a recent protest outside the Norfolk Naval Base Special Agent Gibbs was overheard asking the Master-at-Arms: "Why don't you just shoot 'em?" And yet, against all reason, authoritarian approach and penchant for bending [if not breaking] all established protocols and rules seems to instill a blind loyalty and respect in his subordinates and co-workers. He has also inexplicably won the "NCIS Special Agent of the Year" award six times in the past decade. **Note: subject has also failed to show up to receive award all six times. MEDICAL EVALUATION: **Note: Subject has refused to report to his last physical examinations. Recently suffered a point blank gunshot wound to the chest by a Mossad double agent. Received shrapnel damage to his right upper arm while on assignment in Colombia. Concussion to head by ex-wife #2 by way of baseball bat. Lacerations to head and scalp by ex-wife #3 by either a seven or nine iron. Addicted to caffeine. Eye sight…weakening. PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS: Subject is by nature a loner and judging by his haircut, mannerisms, and refusal to discuss anything of a personal nature… plans on remaining one for the foreseeable future. Each of his three marriages has ended in divorce… the third appearing to be the most contentious. **Note: Occasionally stalked by ex-wife #3 on or near their anniversary date. Evaluee has no known friends outside of work and no known relatives. He does however appear to enjoy tormenting younger Agents…in particular Special Agent DiNozzo. His relationship with NCIS Medical Examiner Doctor "Ducky" Mallard seems to be the only one approaching clinical normalcy. There have been numerous sightings of the subject with an attractive redhead-- relationship [if any] is unknown at this time. TROUBLESOME FOOTNOTE: Has been overheard stating that the women he dates consider the smell of sawdust sexy. **Note: I respectfully request my name be removed from this profile and my involvement in its creation never to be revealed to Special Agent Gibbs. If he knew I was the one responsible for writing this…well…you read the file…enough said. EMPLOYEE ASSESSMENT FILE NAME: CAITLIN "KATE" TODD KNOWN ALIASES: Rosefern AGE: Late twenties. TATTOOS: Rumored EDUCATION: Attended a year of law school before dropping out to pursue a career as a Federal Agent. PREVIOUS LAW ENFORCEMENT EXPERIENCE: Prior Secret Service Agent assigned to the POTUS protection detail aboard Air Force One. Resigned when the Presidential "football" carrier she was romantically linked to was murdered. **NOTE: Despite this one lapse of judgment subject's Secret Service record appears particularly flawless. CURRENT OCCUPATION: NCIS SPECIAL AGENT Time in Service [TIS]: One Year. SPECIAL SKILLS: Profiling, counterfeit bill analysis, protection details, sketch artist, ballroom dancing, amateur figure skater, eating Chinese food.** **NOTE: Sadly…almost always alone. PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATION: Subject is easy to talk to, attractive, open and not afraid to speak her mind, however she appears to over-compensate for frequently being the only female in a male cop locker room environment.** **NOTE: A situation that Special Agent DiNozzo exacerbates with his childish behavior and jock mentality. **DOUBLE NOTE: As a former classmate of Agent DiNozzo at FLETC, I know first hand how cruel that can be. Subject reports she was never a "doll person" as a child. This may explain her almost unnatural attachment to her Palm Pilot. **NOTE: For some reason the subject felt the need to repeatedly inform me she sleeps with a loaded handgun under her pillow…always. MEDICAL EVALUATION: Not available at this time. Subject missed her annual physical when Special Agent DiNozzo directed her to janitorial services instead of medical. **NOTE: When will someone finally put a stop to this bastard? From all outward appearances she appears robust and extremely fit...and I mean extremely. Judging from the remains of the lunch I retrieved from a trashcan under her desk, she has a penchant for organic health food, almonds and soy based energy drinks. PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS: Once engaged, but never married. She rarely dates and seems to be looking for a man who is not only sensitive, but strong and intelligent. **NOTE: It might help if she learns to look past surface "looks" and concentrates on what's important…a person's inner being. Special Agent Gibbs has been particularly tough on the subject, but reports and I quote: "She has balls." It should be understood that to a former Marine this is actually a compliment and not considered sexual harassment. With the exception of Special Agent DiNozzo, the subject has formed strong personal relationships within all the members of her team. Particularly with one of my former girlfriends, NCIS Forensic Scientist Abby Sciuto. TROUBLESOME FOOTNOTE: Has some kind of "thing" about people going through her trash. **NCIS DIRECTOR COMMENT: Please have Special Agent Hollingsworth report to Medical for a full psychological profile. My apologies to Special Agent Todd in this most unfortunate matter. EMPLOYEE ASSESSMENT FILE NAME: Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo KNOWN ALIASES: None AGE: Physical…early thirties. Mental…late teens. PREVIOUS LAW ENFORCEMENT EXPERIENCE: 2 Years Peoria, IL Police Department 18 Months Philadelphia, PA Police Department 22 Months Baltimore, MD 30 Months NCIS, Washington, D.C. EDUCATION: Prep School--Rhode Island Military Academy Ohio State--BA in Physical Education Currently taking typing courses at Saint Mary's College, Fredericksburg, VA. **Note: St. Mary's is an all female college. CURRENT OCCUPATION: NCIS SPECIAL AGENT Time in Service [TIS]: 30 Months SPECIAL SKILLS: Crime scene sketch expert, ballistic. Trajectory expert, fluent in Spanish, college level athlete playing both football/ basketball at Ohio State, salsa dancing and apparently the uncanny ability to fall in love with murder suspects. PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATION: At first glance the subject appears self confident and charming…second glance he's obviously overcompensating for something. **Note: During this interview alone, he's asked me for my phone number no less than five times. The scion of a wealthy Long Island banker and an only child, he feels the constant need to be the center of attention. Subject claims his mother went through a "Louis XV Phase" when he was five, making him sleep in a canopy bed with candles…he's had nightmares about vampires and sex ever since. **Note: Subject then expressed a strong desire to show me said bed…I declined. Subject is an action film and television aficionado. Thomas Magnum was his childhood hero. He once compared Special Agent Gibbs to Captain Ahab, showing his willingness to confront a superior with the truth or a death wish. **Note: Subject wishes to note that he considers Special Agent Gibbs' painful slaps to his head a sign of affection and not abuse. MEDICAL EVALUATION: Diet seriously deficient. Significant proportion of daily caloric intake derived from Cap'n Crunch cereal and Krispy Kreme donuts. Possesses 20/10 vision but has often been seen wearing glasses. When asked about this anomaly the subject replied: "It's part of my smart look." Despite his diet he appears to be in perfect health. Attributing his top physical condition to frequent exposure to women and sunny tropical locales…especially women in tropical locales. WORK RELATIONSHIPS: With Special Agent Gibbs: "Father/Son" With Special Agent Todd: "Sister/Brother" With Special Agent McGee: "Borderline Abusive." **Note: For the record he just asked me for my phone number again. PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS: Clearly has commitment issues. Never been married and routinely dates between six to ten women a month…every month…every year. You do the math. Claims to have dated his high school music teacher and his dry cleaner…who at the ripe old age of 26 is apparently the oldest. TROUBLESOME FOOTNOTE: Subject rented and kept the movie GIGLI long enough for it to become seriously overdue. *Due to an unfortunate clerical error, special agent DiNozzo's personnel file was mixed up with another agent killed in the line of duty. Because repeated attempts to rectify this have failed, it is recommended that he report for a physical to prove he is still alive. EMPLOYEE ASSESSMENT FILE NAME: Abigail "Abby" Sciuto KNOWN ALIASES: HeLrAiSer32, Miss-Cold-Ember, B2Killerzs, Cyberskank1982, Deathstlker49, Vamperstein8782. AGE: Late twenties. TATTOOS: As of yesterday, 1900 hours, nine. PREVIOUS LAW ENFORCEMENT EXPERIENCE: Arrested 5 June, 1990 Los Angeles, Indecent Exposure, Rolling Stones Concert. Suspected of hacking into numerous private and corporate databases--never proven. EDUCATION: Triple Major at LSU--Sociology, Criminology and Psychology. Graduated with full honors. Master's Degree from Georgia State University in Criminology and Forensic Science, graduated with honors. WORK HISTORY: Worked at a local funeral home in New Orleans, Louisiana all four years of high school. Subject reports she became interested in Forensics because her family lived near a wrecking yard. She would examine the most gruesome car wrecks and try to imagine what happened. She states "Action, reaction, the science of the whole thing, I got hooked." **NOTE: Within the first ten minutes of the interview the Subject asked me if I ever had sex in a coffin…No, I'm not making that up. SPECIAL SKILLS: Materials analysis, ballistics, computer science, blood and tissue analysis, American Sign Language [ASL], perfume making, ground penetrating radar operator, DNA analysis, reptile and rodent pet care. CURRENT OCCUPATION: NCIS FORENSIC SPECIALIST Time in Service [TIS] Five years PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATION: Subject has an unusual attraction to the unnatural. She is known to take photographs of injuries, develop them in neon colors and hang them on her lab walls. **NOTE: She has actually had gallery interest in a print entitled "shotgun brain splatter - a really still life". Subject dresses in "Goth" attire, including numerous piercings, tattoos, body jewelry and wears homemade perfume that smells of gunpowder. She also appears to fear direct contact with sunlight. **NOTE: Once again…I am not making this up. Despite her atypical appearance (to the law enforcement community) she is undeniably competent at her job and enjoys her work. Her unrelentingly cheerful demeanor [though refreshing] may hint at an undocumented drug problem. Recommend she be tested for substance abuse as soon as it's convenient. It is also possible that her behavior is a reaction, in part, to her parents, who were both deaf. **NOTE: It's this interviewer's personal opinion that she was most likely born this way. It happens. MEDICAL EVALUATION: Besides the obvious pallor of her skin, the examining Physician reports her to be in fine physical shape. Her drug screen also came back…completely clean. **NOTE: I recommend we send her urine to another lab. It never hurts to be certain. Physician also recommends that she curtail her consumption of CAFF-POW! a super caffeinated soda that has been linked to cancer and heart attacks in several laboratory mice. PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS: Abby's romantic involvements appear to be many and varied, from needy gemologists to nerdy NASA engineers. She believes that dating older men is a sign of maturity. Subject once had a relationship with sixty-five-year-old Biology Professor for the stated goal of acquiring movie discounts. Subject currently is involved in an "on again, off again" relationship with Special Agent Timothy McGee, a recent transfer from Norfolk Naval Station. She seems to be well liked by her co-workers in spite of her [or perhaps because of her] irregular lifestyle. TROUBLESOME FOOTNOTE: I'd have to go with…everything. EMPLOYEE ASSESSMENT FILE NAME: Doctor Donald Mallard KNOWN ALIASES: Ducky AGE: Estimated…early 60's. Subject claims birth records destroyed in World War II during the London Blitz. Further Inquiries prove futile due to massive overtime considerations. PREVIOUS LAW ENFORCEMENT EXPERIENCE: Prior to becoming an American Citizen, subject was a Medical Examiner for the City of London Police, Scotland Yard and the territory of Hong Kong. Rumors persist that Doctor Mallard may have also been involved with MI6 British Intelligence during the Cold War. He is known to have served one tour in Vietnam with an ANZAC unit. **Note: Confirmation still pending. EDUCATION: Graduated from Eton College with honors. Graduated Edinburgh Medical School, Scotland with honors. WORK HISTORY: Upon graduation began a private practice in London. After a promising start he claims his patient base mysteriously eroded. He soon turned to forensic medicine and his career thrived. CURRENT OCCUPATION: NCIS CHIEF MEDICAL EXAMINER SPECIAL SKILLS: Expertise in all areas of his field. Seemingly expert in all other…areas. Fluent in French, German, Swahili. Certified French Pastry Chef. Apparently knows or has worked with every Medical Examiner in CONUS. **NOTE: Often consults for the FBI, CIA and Secret Service on autopsy results. PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATION: Subject has a disturbing propensity to talk to the dead…perhaps harboring some vague belief that their spirit dwells over the body. **NOTE: I have also recently learned the subject has the disturbing propensity to interrupt interviewers to talk about just about anything he's ever thought, personally experienced and or heard. **DOUBLE NOTE: He tends to do this…repeatedly. On the surface the subject often assumes the affectation of a kindly old Uncle. In the field, however, he has resorted to physical violence when a corpse was mishandled or moved without permission, once going as far a shoving a French police officer from a cliff. **NOTE: There was a lake below and said officer elected not to press charges. MEDICAL EVALUATION: Last medical exam was unable to be completed due to Doctor Mallard's constant interruptions of the examining Physician. It should be noted that Doctor Mallard's blood pressure and heart rate were considered normal at the time. It should also be noted that the examining Physician's…were not. PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS: "Ducky", as his co-workers know him, is well respected for his skills and keen intellect. His not so impressive "stories" seem to be tolerated by said co-workers. **NOTE: After conducting this interview I find that extremely hard to believe and if true…more than a little disturbing. Perhaps due to his age or his impressive background, he is currently the only person within NCIS who can influence Special Agent Gibbs. **NOTE: Of course, excluding yourself, Mister Director. TROUBLESOME FOOTNOTE: Still lives with his 96-year-old mother. **NCIS Disbursing - I am still awaiting personal reimbursement for the eight \ cassette tapes and three sets of triple "A" batteries I was forced to purchase to complete Doctor Mallard's oral interview. EMPLOYEE ASSESSMENT FILE NAME: TIMOTHY MCGEE No File Available General Links Official CBS Site Fan Fiction Links: Tony/Kate The Suggestion of More (WIP, humor, PG) Falling for You (casefile, R) Gibbs/Kate 13:11 (angst, PG) Different (PG) General/Other The Jagged Heart (Tony focused casefile, PG-13) Coffee: The Collection (humor, G) Shaitan (Crossover with Law & Order SVU, slight K/G, casefile, PG-13) Icons/Avatars Karen's Icons     Lorency's Icons     __________________ A concussion couldn’t stop Kurt Warner’s hot streak. | |||
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| Moderator Manager | FYI, I didn't have the heart to edit out Kate's bio .... yet. Later. And uh, I'll see if they have up any new cast pics. For now ... non spoiler speculations about the new season? Where you'd like to see the story go? __________________ A concussion couldn’t stop Kurt Warner’s hot streak. | |||
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| Extreme Fan   Joined: May 2005
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| Well, I enjoy the show immensely. It's one of the few TV shows that I really like. However, having said that, I'll say this. I think Abby either needs to go, or be a little more believable. I wonder how long a character like that would actually be employed by the government? Where would I like the show to go from here? Maybe a little less 'friction' and a little more romance between Abby and DiNozzo (a sarcastic SOB, granted, but not a bad guy). And Wildfire Girl, why would you edit Kate's bio? <smirk> | |||
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| Extreme Fan Joined: May 2005
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| For the record For the record, I think we're dealing with but another dream.  | |||
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| Master Fan  Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 13,603
| Dream. Hope it's a dream. Yes, that's it. The whole next season is a dream. Tony's ended up in a coma and dreamt that whole season. *nods* Right? __________________ NEWKIRK: If there's one thing you could say about my mate Carter - he's a man who knows his explosives. When he sets the timer, you know it's gonna go off. CARTER: I thought you set the timer. | |||
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| New Fan Joined: Dec 2003
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| Well, I said I won't be watching this season without Kate, but I'm such a liar. I love it too much, and they're bringing in an Israeli character so that's personally interesting for me. I do hope they bring Kate back, as a dream, or as a ghost... or whatever.... | |||
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| Master Fan Joined: Apr 2003
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| Ghost I can accept. I'm giving the new season a chance. To see if it's any interesting or if they're gonna make it very angsty. To much angst is to depressing. __________________ NEWKIRK: If there's one thing you could say about my mate Carter - he's a man who knows his explosives. When he sets the timer, you know it's gonna go off. CARTER: I thought you set the timer. | |||
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| Elite Fan  Joined: Mar 2001
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| Does anyone know when the new season starts? I can't find the date...  Thanks | |||
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| Loyal Fan  Joined: Oct 2001
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__________________ Darren Hayes fan Matt Goss' New album 'Gossy' Available Now on Itunes Everything Is Numb3rs | |||
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| Moderator Manager | Ah Pete  I have to disagree somewhat on Abbey. I LOVE how totally eccentric she is. Period. And it looks like Wildcat put to rest any hope of a dream if we're getting new cast and one's bio is to search for the terrorist. __________________ A concussion couldn’t stop Kurt Warner’s hot streak. | |||
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| Elite Fan Joined: Mar 2001
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| Alrighty, thank you  This season I will not let myself get distracted from this show *shakes head* Nope, not gonna happen, I'm gonna watch all the eps this time   | |||
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| Moderator Manager |  And here I am MORE tempted to let myself get distracted this year. Actually, 7:00 shows are hard for me to actually watch on a regular basis.__________________ A concussion couldn’t stop Kurt Warner’s hot streak. | |||
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| Obsessed Fan Joined: Apr 2001
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| You shouldn't edit Kate's bio. She belongs there. This is the first time I noticed and read the bios. They are really great and good to have if you write fanfictions. Where did you get them? Have you guys heard that Sasha got a role in Mission Impossible 3! Since she thought NCIS was too physical demanding I hope this role isn't. It is great for her career. __________________ Throw caution to the wind | |||
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| Extreme Fan Joined: May 2005
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  But my point is that her character is highly unlikely to be the kind hired by a government agency. | |||
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| Extreme Fan  Joined: Oct 2004
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And, I have to say, I really don't want to see Kate in the new season. I could handle occasional flashbacks, but extended dream or ghost sequences would irritate me. She's gone; while I didn't like it when it happened, I think the show needs to move on now and not dwell on the past. __________________ Sometimes, the truth hurts. In these situations, I recommend lying. ~~Michael (Burn Notice) I came by for a visit. The door was locked, so I broke in. ~~Fiona (Burn Notice) | |||
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