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Old 04-27-2005, 04:25 PM
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Favourite TV Quotes

What's everyones favourite TV Quotes?

I've got loads and loads.

Det. John Munch: There should be a special level of hell for this pus-sucking, gangrenous malignancy of a mental amoeba.
Captain Donald Cragen: Did somebody steal your parking space again?
(Law & order: SVU)

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Old 06-27-2005, 02:07 AM
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I can think of a bunch from my favorite tv show, Veronica Mars, alone.

Veronica: You got a trophy for a rim job?

Veronica: Finally, a deep throat to call my own.

Trina: I borrowed some money from my boyfriend, Dylan, and now he's bugging me about it; I can't get him off my back.
Logan: Did you try standing up?

Wallace: You better reco'nize.
Veronica: Thank you for being my own personal Springer audience. Should I check myself before I wreck myself?

Veronica: Where should I put your father of the year trophy? 'Cause there's some place I'd like to put it.

Veronica: You're patronizing me?
Keith: To be fair, I am your patron.

Oh well, that'll be all for now.
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Old 10-01-2007, 10:20 AM
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Ooo, I'm so glad I found this thread because I was going to ask permission to make one. I love TV quotes, especially from Buffy.

Some of my favorites:

GILES: Alright, I-I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.

BUFFY: Okay, at this point you're abusing sarcasm.
Owen: What, she doesn't like to dance?

XANDER: Well, it's a little too late to do anything about that. Uh, you should probably know that Buffy doesn't like to be kissed. Actually she doesn't like to be touched.

WILLOW: Xander...

XANDER: As a matter of fact, don't even look at her.

from "Never Kill a Boy on the First Date"

I have more, but I have to get them all pulled up. I used to have a quotes database on my website, but eh...that went down and I don't know if I can get it back. *SIGH*
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Old 10-01-2007, 11:22 AM
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Season 1 of Dexter when he's in a counseling session while investigating a psychiatrist he expects of murder: This is ridiculous. I could be killing him right now.
Love makes the world go 'round ... Michael & Sara ~ Danny & Lindsay Mick & Beth ~ Sawyer & Kate Dexter & Rita ~ Matt & Julie Michael & Maria ~ Max & Liz

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Old 10-01-2007, 11:32 AM
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I've never watched Dexter before, but that is hilarious!
"If you ever want to talk about anything, I' m h e r e."
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Old 07-14-2008, 07:12 PM
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Here's a couple of my faves from Third Watch:

Man: Excuse me, I have to get through. I live just on the other side.
Bosco: Hey Yokas. Yokas! We got ourselves a big problem here. This guy, he lives just on the other side and he has to get through. Hey everybody! Get the hell out of the way! This guy needs to get through.
Man: That's okay, man.
Bosco: Come on. You drive, I'll shoot anybody that gets in your way.

Yokas: You know you can be a real jerk, you know that?
Bosco: But you love me anyway right? Huh? Right?

Yokas: Are you going to be all right without me?
Bosco: One day? I think I can handle it.
Yokas: Yeah, well you still sleep with the light on.

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Old 07-15-2008, 07:53 AM
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From Felicity:

Ben: We idiots like Felicity, all right?
"Maybe getting over someone you’re in love with isn’t impossible. Unless, maybe you don’t actually get over it. Maybe you just learn to live with it." - Felicity
Felicity is not only a tvshow, it's become a part of my life - bbcountry

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Old 07-15-2008, 09:51 PM
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Thanks for bumping this thread up!
"If you ever want to talk about anything, I' m h e r e."
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Old 07-15-2008, 09:55 PM
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I love this one from Stargate SG1
[O'Neill is sitting with his legs up on the table looking bored. There is an empty plate in front of him and he is holding containers of ketchup and mustard. He looks up as Teal'c enters.]

O'Neill, should we not be assisting Daniel Jackson with the translation?
[O'Neill starts to draw on the plate with the ketchup and mustard.]

I'm taking this loop off.
[Teal'c considers this and sits down.]

I'm telling you, Teal'c. If we don't find a way out of this soon I'm going to lose it.
[Teal'c stares at him.]

Lose it…it means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of one's faculties, three fries short of a happy meal…WACKO!
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Old 07-16-2008, 03:39 AM
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Nikolas: I'm really sorry. I shouldn't have done this.

Emily: But you did.

Nikolas: Yeah.

Emily: You opened a door and -- and now you can't walk through. Maybe you -- you don't want what you think you wanted. And you know what? That -- that's okay. So, let's just finish the picnic, and we'll wait for Alfred to come back and get us and then we can just forget that this ever happened.

Nikolas: I hurt you. I hurt you -- that teenage girl I drove home in the snow, my -- my friend, my lover, my wife. I made promises to you that I didn't keep. Why now do you think you can trust me? How -- how could you ever risk believing in me again?

Emily: Because I love you.

Emily: I love you, Nikolas. Not some boy I had a crush on in high school or some prince of my dreams. I grew up, and I realized that you're no more perfect than I am. But real love doesn't need perfection, thank God. No, real love needs trust and faith and frogiveness. I forgave you a long time ago.

Nikolas: I know

Emily: I wish that you could do the same.

Nikolas: Yeah. But I -- I failed you. I failed you.

Emily: And you -- you hate to fail -- it's unacceptable.

Nikolas: No! What's unacceptable is spending the rest of my life pretending that you're just my friend.

Music begins to play.

Nikolas: God. I love you. And I never stopped loving you. And I never will.
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Old 07-16-2008, 05:37 PM
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I love all the quotes. Keep them coming!
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Old 02-26-2010, 05:34 AM
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My Favourite Quotes:


Dean: Alright, you know what? That's it! This is about Jessica, isn't it? You think that's your dirty little secret? That you killed her somehow? Sam, this has got to stop, man. I mean the nightmares and... and calling her name out in the middle of the night. It's gonna kill you. Now listen to me, it wasn't your fault. If you want to blame something, then blame the thing that killed her. Alright, why don't you take a swing at me? I'm the one who dragged you away from her in the first place.

Dean: Well, so you lie to them?
Sam: No, I just don't tell them... everything.
Dean: Yeah, that's called lying.

Dean: Hey Sam, who do you think is a hotter psychic? Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt, or you?

Kat: So, how do you guys know about all this ghost stuff?
Sam: It's kind of our job.
Kat: Why would anyone want a job like that?
Sam: I had a crappy guidance counselor.

Sam (to Jo): (sing-song) My daddy shot your daddy in the head.

Dean: My roommate didn't say much, how's yours?
Sam: Just keeps staring at me... in a way that makes me really uneasy.
Dean: Sounds like you're making new friends.

Sam: You heard it on the yard?
Dean: Yeah.
Sam: Dean, does it bother you at all how easily you seem to fit in here?
Dean: No, not really. --> Best Quote from the whole Epsiode...

Sam: I lost my shoe.

Sam: Dude, where are you going? That was our hotel.
Dean: Sam, I'm not going to make a left hand turn into on coming traffic. I'm not suicidal. Did I just say that? That's kind of weird.

Sam: What are you doing waiting out here anyway?
Dean: Our room is on the fourth floor... That's high.

Dean: Us, right. And that Sam is exactly why our lives suck. I mean come on, we hunt monsters. What the hell? Normal people, they see a monster and they run, not us. No, no, no we search out things that want to kill us, yeah, huh, or eat us. You know who does that? Crazy people. We are insane.
Dean: And then there's the bad diner food. And the skeevy motel rooms. And then the truck stop waitress with the bizarre rash. I mean who wants this life Sam? Huh? Seriously? I mean do you actually like being stuck in a car with me eight hours a day every day? I don't think so. I mean, I drive too fast and listen to the same five albums over and over and over again and... and... and I sing along and I know I'm annoying and I know that. And you, you're gassy. You eat half a burrito and you're toxic. I mean, you know what?

Vampire Diaries:
Damon: I didn't compel you in Atlanta because we were having fun. I wanted it to be real. I'm trusting you. Don't make me regret it.

Damon: Is she hot?
Jeremy: Yeah, but she can be weird.
Damon: Hot trumps hot

Elena: This is kidnapping.
Damon: That's a little mellodramatic, don't you think?

Stefan: They are people, Damon. She's not a puppet, she doesn't exist for your amusement, for you to feed on whenever you want to.
Damon: Sure she does. They all do. They're whatever I want them to be.

Damon: What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped!
Caroline: You've gotta read the first book first. It won't make sense if you don't.
Damon: I miss Anne Rice. She was so on it

Gossip Girl:

Dan: I don't read Gossip Girl. That's for chicks.

Gossip Girl: And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Georgina: So you're just going to go back to Serena like nothing happened and just leave me all alone?
Blair: Oh, you're not alone Georgina. I'm here now. And I brought some people who really really want to see you. I think you remember your parents.

Georgina: At least I lasted longer than Lohan!

Blair: (to Georgina) Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here.
It could have been you and me
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Old 03-03-2010, 06:36 PM
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Because the alternative is unthinkable."
Methos – Highlander episode Timeless
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Old 03-03-2010, 06:51 PM
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Heres a few from FRIENDS I can remember

Monica: (UPon seeing a woman with twins) "No fair she gets two and I don't even have one
chandler: Not tonight honey I have an early day tomorrow
(Same episode)
Chandler: "tell you what if we're both not married when we're 40 I'll Marry you"
Monica: "why won't I be married when I'm 40"
Chandler: "no no I mean hypothetically"
Monica: "okay Hypothetically why won't I be married when I'm 40 what is there something fundamentally unmarryable about me"
Chandler: "Dear God this Parachutes a Knapsack"
Phoebe Upon seeing Chandler and Monica Making out: "CHANDLER AND MONICA CHANDLER AND MONICA AHHH MY EYES MY EYES"
FAVE Castle quotes
Castle: "You're my work wife"
Beckett: "I am NOT your Work Wife"
Castle: "Judgmental, disapproving You're totally My work wife"
Castle: (to Beckett): "You smell like Cherries"
"Talking to you makes me feel really good, and safe,
and curious about life, I can tell that you're special"- Evan "Buck"
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Old 04-08-2010, 12:32 AM
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Phoebe Upon seeing Chandler and Monica Making out: "CHANDLER AND MONICA CHANDLER AND MONICA AHHH MY EYES MY EYES"
Best Friends moment EVER!

That and ..

"Pivot, pivot, PIVOT, PIVOOOOOT!"
Well I'm sure the guy's out there somewhere.
___ Maybe. But I'm scared to open up my heart like that again.
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