Television - Favourite TV Quotes

Dingbat · 04-27-2005, 04:25 PM

What's everyones favourite TV Quotes?

I've got loads and loads.

Det. John Munch: There should be a special level of hell for this pus-sucking, gangrenous malignancy of a mental amoeba.
Captain Donald Cragen: Did somebody steal your parking space again?
(Law & order: SVU)

Sorry if we have this. My bad!

j-pop G&Jo · 06-27-2005, 02:07 AM

I can think of a bunch from my favorite tv show, Veronica Mars, alone.

Veronica: You got a trophy for a rim job?

Veronica: Finally, a deep throat to call my own.

Trina: I borrowed some money from my boyfriend, Dylan, and now he's bugging me about it; I can't get him off my back.
Logan: Did you try standing up?

Wallace: You better reco'nize.
Veronica: Thank you for being my own personal Springer audience. Should I check myself before I wreck myself?

Veronica: Where should I put your father of the year trophy? 'Cause there's some place I'd like to put it.

Veronica: You're patronizing me?
Keith: To be fair, I am your patron.

Oh well, that'll be all for now.

**+supernova+** · 10-01-2007, 10:20 AM

Ooo, I'm so glad I found this thread because I was going to ask permission to make one. I love TV quotes, especially from Buffy.

Some of my favorites:

Quote:

GILES: Alright, I-I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.

BUFFY: Okay, at this point you're abusing sarcasm.

Quote:

Owen: What, she doesn't like to dance?

XANDER: Well, it's a little too late to do anything about that. Uh, you should probably know that Buffy doesn't like to be kissed. Actually she doesn't like to be touched.

WILLOW: Xander...

XANDER: As a matter of fact, don't even look at her.

from "Never Kill a Boy on the First Date"

I have more, but I have to get them all pulled up. I used to have a quotes database on my website, but eh...that went down and I don't know if I can get it back. *SIGH*

Roni27 · 10-01-2007, 11:22 AM

Season 1 of Dexter when he's in a counseling session while investigating a psychiatrist he expects of murder: This is ridiculous. I could be killing him right now.

**+supernova+** · 10-01-2007, 11:32 AM

I've never watched Dexter before, but that is hilarious!

***Wildfire Girl*** · 07-14-2008, 07:12 PM

Here's a couple of my faves from Third Watch:

Man: Excuse me, I have to get through. I live just on the other side.
Bosco: Hey Yokas. Yokas! We got ourselves a big problem here. This guy, he lives just on the other side and he has to get through. Hey everybody! Get the hell out of the way! This guy needs to get through.
Man: That's okay, man.
Bosco: Come on. You drive, I'll shoot anybody that gets in your way.

Yokas: You know you can be a real jerk, you know that?
Bosco: But you love me anyway right? Huh? Right?

Yokas: Are you going to be all right without me?
Bosco: One day? I think I can handle it.
Yokas: Yeah, well you still sleep with the light on.

bbcountry · 07-15-2008, 07:53 AM

From Felicity:

Ben: We idiots like Felicity, all right?

**+supernova+** · 07-15-2008, 09:51 PM

Thanks for bumping this thread up!

Morenarubyred · 07-15-2008, 09:55 PM

I love this one from Stargate SG1
[O'Neill is sitting with his legs up on the table looking bored. There is an empty plate in front of him and he is holding containers of ketchup and mustard. He looks up as Teal'c enters.]

TEAL'C
O'Neill, should we not be assisting Daniel Jackson with the translation?
[O'Neill starts to draw on the plate with the ketchup and mustard.]

O'NEILL
I'm taking this loop off.
[Teal'c considers this and sits down.]

O'NEILL
I'm telling you, Teal'c. If we don't find a way out of this soon I'm going to lose it.
[Teal'c stares at him.]

O'NEILL
Lose it…it means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of one's faculties, three fries short of a happy meal…WACKO!

Leneoth · 07-16-2008, 03:39 AM

Nikolas: I'm really sorry. I shouldn't have done this.

Emily: But you did.

Nikolas: Yeah.

Emily: You opened a door and -- and now you can't walk through. Maybe you -- you don't want what you think you wanted. And you know what? That -- that's okay. So, let's just finish the picnic, and we'll wait for Alfred to come back and get us and then we can just forget that this ever happened.

Nikolas: I hurt you. I hurt you -- that teenage girl I drove home in the snow, my -- my friend, my lover, my wife. I made promises to you that I didn't keep. Why now do you think you can trust me? How -- how could you ever risk believing in me again?

Emily: Because I love you.

Emily: I love you, Nikolas. Not some boy I had a crush on in high school or some prince of my dreams. I grew up, and I realized that you're no more perfect than I am. But real love doesn't need perfection, thank God. No, real love needs trust and faith and frogiveness. I forgave you a long time ago.

Nikolas: I know

Emily: I wish that you could do the same.

Nikolas: Yeah. But I -- I failed you. I failed you.

Emily: And you -- you hate to fail -- it's unacceptable.

Nikolas: No! What's unacceptable is spending the rest of my life pretending that you're just my friend.

Music begins to play.

Nikolas: God. I love you. And I never stopped loving you. And I never will.

***Wildfire Girl*** · 07-16-2008, 05:37 PM

I love all the quotes. Keep them coming!