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ah nas Oz. evo novi thread u nadi da cemo ovo ljeto gledat reprize.


Hrvatski fanovi:

a-burn (Ana)
Spike it up (Kristina)
Sky,Carty (Ivona)
kyrie08 (Nena)
rebelle (Tihana)


Stari threadovi:
Croatian Oz Thread #1: In Oz bad is good
Croatian Oz Thread #2: Because Nooter is always grabbing Pecky
Croatian Oz Thread #3: Stab us, shoot us, we're not going down
Croatian Oz Thread #4: God doesn't have the balls to keep us out
Croatian Oz Thread #5: Where's the red carpet and the marching band?
Croatian Oz Thread #6: Once you get caught up in Oz, there's no hope of early parole.

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1) Ryan: Yeah, well, you know, I applied myself.
Case: Still, I mean, even with all those talents, you must have had a hard time adjusting to life in Oz.
Ryan: No. I can take care of myself.
Case: Yeah, I can see that. But how?
Ryan: I'm like the Lord of the ****ing Dance. I got moves.

2) Beecher: I bit the tip off a guy's penis.
Case: So I heard.
Beecher: You're not afraid?
Case: Well, I've got my pants on.

3) Beecher: Whatcha reading? Mein Kampf? I'll tell you how it ends. The Aryans get their ass kicked!

4) Schillinger is trying to get Alvarez to kill Beecher

Schillinger: I work the mail room, right. I can push whatever you need, in or out, through the system.
Alvarez: ****?
Schillinger: Sure.
Alvarez: I thought you were anti-drugs.
Schillinger: I don't care if you smuggle in ****ing tacos. I want Beecher dead. Today.

later... it goes poorly

Schillinger: God dammit. You ****ing **** cocksucker!
Alvarez: See? That's the Schillinger I know and love.

5) Judge Grace Lema: Mr. Beecher, I appreciate your taking the time to see me.
Beecher: Well, you know, it's a nice break from getting ****ed up the ass.

6) Schillinger: Said. I read your book.
Said: I don't give refunds.

7) Glynn: Said is representing Vern Schillinger?
Pat Fortunato: Mm hm.
McManus: Didn't Nostradamus predict this? Doesn't this mean we're two steps closer to the end of the ****in' world?

8) Adebisi: O'Reily, if she sucks my ****, I suck yours.
Ryan: That's an appetizing thought. *beat* Pass.

9) Antonio Nappa: Needless to say, I was saddened by Peter Schibetta's rape. His father Nino and I were paisans. I'm Peter's godfather. [Glynn and Mcmanus exchange looks] No, his actual godfather. At baptism.

10) Jonathan Coushaine: I say we institute a no swearing rule.
Raoul "El Cid" Hernandez: **** you.
Hill: Suck my dick.
Wangler: Asswipe.
Ryan: Cocksucker.
Chucky Pancamo: Stupid ****.
Jaz Hoyt: Putz.

11) Adebisi: Dr. Nathan. Doctor, the last time I had a woman tie me down like this, I married her.
Nathan: Well, if she kept you like that you might still be married.

12) Beecher: With a merry ding dong, I became free, and a merry sing song happy let us be.
Hill: What are you so cheerful about?
Beecher: Hill, you think I'm insane, right?
Hill: ****, yes.
Beecher: Maybe I am. But every once in a while, the lawyer in me still pops out.
Hill: Yeah?
Beecher: I wanted Schillinger away from me, out of Em City, but not free. So I had to figure out a way to get his parole hearing cancelled. I couldn't start a fight with him, or I'd get in trouble. So, I manipulated him. I got him so psycho he tried to have me killed. So now, not only are Schillinger's parole chances dead, but he's facing ten more years. Boom!
Hill: That's good, boyo. And bad. With no hope of leaving Oz, now he's got even more reason to **** you up.
Beecher: Yeah, well, thank God I'm crazy, 'cause I don't give a ****. Merry were the bells, and merry will they ring, and merry was my cell, and merry I will sing. With a merry ding dong, I became free, and a merry sing song happy let us be.

13) Nathan: Does that hurt? Well?
Ryan: Do it again.
Nathan: This is a medical examination, O'Reily, not foreplay.
Ryan: Yeah, says you.

14) McManus: You know the rules, O'Reily. You get in a fight, you go to the Hole.
Ryan: So send me to the ****ing Hole. I been there before. I ain't afraid.
McManus: Yeah, well, in your condition, you know, you're likely to get a cold, maybe die, and then I got a ****load of paperwork to do.
Ryan: Haha, that's funny.

15) Adebisi: Hey, papi, I been thinking.
Alvarez: Yeah? Must be a new experience for you, huh?

16) (Ryan sa obrijanom glavom nakon kemoterapije)
Aryan: Hey, O'Reily, you trying to look like us?
Ryan: Yeah, I'm trying to be ugly.

17) Adebisi: Hey, papi, you and me, we could tango.
Alvarez: You know, I been taking dance lessons, just in case you asked me. (Helps Adebisi put rat poison on the chocolate bar.) Yeah, baby. Little more, little more.

18) Sister Pete: You've also been under a lot of pressure recently. Your wife dying, you falling in love. You told me, remember? Who is it? Keller? He's in the Hole and you miss him, right? I'm gonna send you to the hospital ward, get you some aspirin, let you sleep it off this one time. Listen, you drink again and I will kick your ass.

19) Reporter: A federal court today upheld a new state law that requires sex offenders released from prison to register with local police. Victims rights groups are calling the decision a total victory because the law permits neighbors to be notified if a sex offender moves into the community.
Coushaine: They can't do that. It's Orwellian.
Wangler: Or-who-lian?
Coushaine: If a man pays his debt to society, if he redeems himself, he deserves a chance at a normal life when he gets out.
Wangler: Perverts aren't normal. I mean, if one moves next door to me, I'd wanna know about it.
Coushaine: You?
Wangler: Yeah.
Coushaine: You're a convicted murderer.
Wangler: So?
Coushaine: So what if it's murderers next? What if when you get out you have to register with your community, tell everybody you did time for murder?
Hill: Why stop there? Register bigots, fat ladies, ****, people who talk in movie theaters. I hate those people.
Wangler: You know what they should tell you, they should register like some sex-crazed nympho with real big ******* when she moves onto your block. That's what they should tell you.
Hill: Yeah, they should give you her phone number and her address.
Wangler: Word.
Hill: Betcha wouldn't mind that.
Coushaine: Thanks for the stimulating conversation, guys. You guys are like goats. You know, you have to bring everything down to the level of a goat. *******, humping.
Hill and Wangler: Sex offender.

20) Busmalis: Relax. You're suffering from PBS.
Rebadow: PBS?
Busmalis: Pre-Bunny Syndrome. It happens quite often in my line of work. You dig and dig and dig, and just before you have to make like a little bunny and go through the hole, you panic.
Rebadow: This is real? Pre-Bunny Syndrome?
Busmalis: Oh, yeah. I mean, I made the name up, but sure.

10 i 2 imaju po 1 glas.

Sky,Carty

yey novi tread weeeeeeee

Spike it up

Dobro nam ide. Ovi survivori brzo pune threadove, a tek smo na sezoni 2!!

BTW, uocavam novi sign.
Kako se lijepo militariziramo!

Sky,Carty

jelda evo i avi da sve bude u istom stilu

noć
oj mrda se komp i stolica lagano

a-burn

thanx za thread, hun!

sta se s Keanuom desava?

#2

Sky,Carty

#10

malo postova
pa može izgubiti board

Spike it up

Yup, Keanu je malo u opasnosti.

OK, ljudi - 10 i 8 je ostalo jos.

Ja cu s Ivonom - #10.

Ovo je za pobjedu - hocemo na tri glasa?

a-burn

#10


8 je ipak ZAKON!

Spike it up

And the winner is!!

8) Adebisi: O'Reily, if she sucks my ****, I suck yours.
Ryan: That's an appetizing thought. *beat* Pass.



Sezona 3 ... well negdje od petka. Mislim da necu stic prije.

a-burn

genijalna scena


's ok, hun. samo ti uci. thread nek malo miruje :lol.

Sky,Carty

Bija Bičer u Jag epu
Lee Tergesen (Gunnery Sgt. Gentry) bija je teški ljigavac

Spike it up

Damn, nisam gledala.

Dobro da si izvukla thread iz zaborava.
Danas cu navecer stavit survivor.

Sky,Carty

a-burn

crap, ne gledam JAG. zasto svi ex-Ozovci glume neke creeps?