KatB

Always, I never fail to entertain myself.

Okay, I’ll think about it. I may have a few ideas. I haven’t written in so long. Hopefully I remember how to do it.

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Just read the last convo again, and I entertained myself too

Looking forward to new ones

KatB

The one here? Glad you enjoyed it.

Well, I better get started.

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Yes here. Then I’ll read schmece one again. Just cause Maybe better to carry them here too. I’ll attend to it .

Yay for the start

KatB

Well, I haven't started yet. But hopefully this week.

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whenever you can

KatB

Thanks, I appreciate your patience.

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Thank you my Kat

KatB

Since we are approaching Halloween.....


Cece: But Halloween isn't until Monday, you do know that?
Schmidt: Of course I know that. Everyone who can read a calendar knows that.
Jess: Well then, why.....
Schmidt: That is because I have a presentation on Monday morning. So that means I have to do my pre presentation psych up (Cece mouths the last part) Sunday night.
Cece: Okay. So it's all set, Saturday night it is.
Winston: Well, it's about time. It's been too long since I have been able to get my freak on. (He begins to dance)
Cece: Never do that again. Any of that!
Winston pays no attention as he walks away dialing the phone. Winston: Ally, the mojo man is back!

Saturday night, the loft is decorated.
Schmidt comes out of the bedroom. Dressed like Abe Lincoln.
Schmidt: Winston! What did I tell you about messing with the food?! No touching till the party. And if you messed with the canapes, you will spend the rest of the night in your room.
Winston: How do you know it was me?
Schmidt: Well, Nick isn't home yet and the girls have been in Jess' room for hours working on their costumes. They are being really mysterious, I don't know why.
Jess: So why are we keeping this a secret? I mean, Schmidt has seen you in this costume before. (she is wearing the white dress that onlookers thought made her and Schmidt look like bride and groom)
Cece: I know, but last time I wore this, Schmidt picked out something that made us look like a couple. I was so mad, but I was also so happy. It took all I had to fight my feelings. Now we can be bride and groom.
Jess: But he doesn't know what you are wearing. So, why....

Later, the party is starting to get going.
Cece comes out looking pretty and sees her groom.
Cece: That's why.
Schmidt: What?
Cece: Nothing.
The door opens.
Coach: Who is ready to party? (he is wearing an Olympic track suit)
Cece: Coach!!
Coach: May had to be in town, so I jumped on the plane and here I am.
Winston: (dressed as a clown) Coach! Nice to see you man.
Coach: Wha! Uh, yeah man. (Then quickly leaves the area, totally freaked out by the clown)
Nick: It's nice to see you man.
Coach: You too. What? So, let me see, you forgot the party was tonight. So you went to your room and five minutes later...
Nick is wearing his normal clothes, an old jacket with a piece of tape on it. With the name outside Dave written on it.
Nick: This is just my push back on the commercialization of Halloween. Something has to be done, Coach!
Jess comes by to greet Coach.
Jess: Hey Coach.
Coach: What's up little bo peep?
Jess: Hey Winston, have you seen my sheep?
Coach: Is this some sort of riddle?
Winston: I think Nick had it. Yeah I remember he wanted to freak out Schmidt, when he opened the oven.
A flashback to Schmidt screaming after he opened the oven.
Cece and Schmidt are dancing.

Later.
Schmidt: No Jess, I don't have your stuffed sheep.
Cece: Well, we did use it to make it look like someone was in Winston's bed.
Flashback, Winston sees a lump and beats it with a bat.
Winston: Coach! How's it.......
Coach disappears
Ally shows up dressed like a cop. Nick is standing in the entrance way.
Nick: Ally, why didn't you dress up?
Ally: I did. I dressed as a cop!
Nick: Yeah, but you are a cop so....
Ally: Really Nick! You are going to get on my case? Look at yourself.
Nick: Yeah?
Ally: Well, it's pretty obvious that you forgot to pick up a costume.
Nick: Yeah, it's, that's not.
Ally: Not what? Are you scared Nick? Do I scare you?
Nick: (Visibly scared) No! Why would I? Winston? I'm coming buddy.
Ally: What? I didn't hear anything.

Jess: Man, I can not find my sheep. I have looked everywhere.
Cece: Just enjoy the party Jess. It will turn up.
Jess: Yeah. Anyway, look at you guys. Finally wearing a couples costume. I need to take a picture of this.
Winston: Hey guys, have you seen Coach? Every time I try and catch up he disappears.
Jess: I don't know, he was just here.
Cece: Wait, does he still have that clown phobia?
Winston: That can't be it. It's Coach. He's not afraid of anything. Well, except the water, perhaps. Oh and turtlenecks, bunnies and playing basketball.
Flashback to Coach ducking when he is thrown the ball.
Winston: I think I need to rethink some things.

Later, they are cleaning up
Winston: Hey Coach, sorry I freaked you out earlier.
Coach: Dude, you didn't freak me out.
Winston: Yeah, you were probably just overcome with emotion. That's okay man, I get it.
Coach: Yeah, I just missed you man.
Schmidt: Come on, we need to get this place cleaned up.
Cece: Babe, why don't we just do this tomorrow?
Schmidt: You know I have my presentation on Monday.
Cece: I know, but babe, you are going to be okay.
Schmidt: I have to do better than okay. I'm your husband now. I have to provide for you.
Cece: Who says? We can take care of each other Schmidt. We can make up our own rules.
Schmidt: Thank you, but I am never going to stop trying to give you the world.

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this made me so happyyyyyyyyyyy

KatB

That's nice to hear. I have another Halloween themed one that I'll post later.

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you the best

KatB

Episode 22 Announcements, Costumes and a Scarecrow

Winston and Ally's
Schmidt and Cece walk in.
Schmidt: Okay, what is so all fired important, that I had to drop what I was doing and come right over?
Winston: Oh, come on, we all know you were just shopping for new pants, online.
Schmidt: You don't know that.
Cece: Babe, come on. The new fall fashions are out.
Ally: We know.
Winston: Besides we have to wait for everyone to arrive.
Cece: For what?
Winston: For our big announcement.
Schmidt: Big?
Winston: The biggest!
Schmidt: Well, I am not waiting for everyone to get here to.........
Cece: Schmidt!
Schmidt: I'll just be over there. (He points to the couch)
Cece: So when is everyone else coming?
Ally: Jess, just left the school and should be here soon. Reagan well, she will fit us in soon.....
Winston: And Nick will be here, as soon as he can.
Schmidt: So you just want us to sit here waiting? Like the fat kid, waiting for someone to call on a Friday night!
Cece: Schmidt, calm down. They can't possibly expect us to wait here for an indefinite amount of time.
They just stare at them.
Cece: Are you kidding me Bishop?
Winston has a sorta, what look on his face.
Schmidt: We are leaving.
Cece: Uh huh....
They get up and start to leave.
Winston: Okay, okay....
Ally: Come on back guys.
Winston: Come on, sit down.
He takes a deep breath.
Cece: Come on, out with it.
Winston: Okay, well Halloween is coming up and.......
Ally: We want to throw the Halloween party this year.
Schmidt: Big?! That's not big!
Cece: That's your big announcement? I thought you were going to say that Ally is pregnant.
Winston: No. (He looks at her, she shakes her head no.) No! Look I know you guys, usually host but this year, we want to host the party.
Cece: Inviting a bunch of people into your home....
Schmidt: Trampling your brand new carpet in shoes, that you told them to remove....
Cece: I think we are fine with it.
Winston: That's good, cause we really want to do it up right this year.
Cece and Schmidt: Hey!
Ally: I think what Winston means to say, is that he is just excited to throw our first party as a married couple.
Winston: Yeah, yeah.

Later
Jess, talking to Winston and Ally
Jess: I would love to come. I have a new Madame Curie costume, I am dying to wear. (She chuckles a bit)
They both look confused.
Jess: Well, it's just that she died from exposure to radiation........you know, that would have killed at school. (She laughs again)

Moments later
Winston and Ally are talking to Nick and Reagan
Reagan: I don't know, a party on Halloween?
Nick: Yeah, the bar is bound to be busy.
Reagan: Yeah and isn't dressing up a bit childish?
Winston: I just dressed up last week.
They just look at each other.
Ally: Look, you two are coming. (Ally shoots them a look, as to say she is serious)
Winston: Yeah, and you better dress up. Oh, and no coming as outside Dave.
Ally: Again.

Halloween
Winston and Ally's
Ally is in the living room and Winston is in the bedroom. Ally is dressed as
Pocahontas.
Ally: My love, you just about ready? It's almost 7:00.
Winston: Perfection takes time. Don't rush me woman!
Ally: What was that?
Winston: Ah, I will be out soon and I love you.
Ally: That's what I thought.
Winston comes out dressed as the Marvel character Falcon. He looks great.
Jess walks in, just after Winston comes out.
Jess: Wow!
Ally: Yeah babe, you really out did yourself.
Winston is all embarrassed.
Winston: Ah, yeah...........you guys look great, too. Ally, that is the best Pocahontas I have ever seen. And believe me, I have seen a lot of Pocahontas.
Ally: I believe you.
Jess: Ah, so....do you need any help?
Ally: Yeah, can you just help with the veggie plate while I work on this? (She points to something else in the kitchen)
Jess: Absolutely. So Winston, you ready for the party?
Winston: You know it. And the party doesn't just start in here.
Jess: Ah, what does that mean?
Winston laughs.
Schmidt and Cece are in the elevator and there is a skeleton in the corner. Schmidt is clearly annoyed.
Cece: Babe, come on. It's Halloween.
Schmidt: I know it's Halloween.
Cece: Is it because of that high pitched scream you let out? Cause I thought it was cute.
Schmidt: I didn't scream.
She stares at him.
Schmidt: If anything, it was a manly shriek.
She is still staring at him, smiling and stifling a giggle.
Schmidt: I am so glad that my discomfort amuses you.
She kisses him on the cheek as the elevator opens. They knock on the door.
Ally: Hey!
Schmidt and Cece are dressed as Popeye and Olive Oyl and Winnie is Swee'Pea.
Ally: You guys look great.
Cece: You too, I love that costume.
She turns to Winston.
Cece: Winston, you did a great job setting the mood.
Winston: You liked the hallway?
The hallway is decorated for fall.
Cece: I did and Schmidt had quite the reaction to the elevator.
Winston: Really?
Schmidt: Wha, I don't know what you are talking about. Oh, I mean, when I was a little ah, protective.
Winston: Protective?
Schmidt: Yeah, as a father, I am always in a protective mode. You'll see.
Cece: So cute.
She kisses his cheek again. Then walks further into the loft.

Later
The party is in full swing, but Reagan and Nick have yet to show.
Jess: They said they would be over here by 8:00.
Cece: It's 8:15.
Ally: Excuse me!
She turns to leave.
Winston: Where are you going?
Ally: To teach your friends a lesson.
Moments later they all come walking in.
Nick: It just took us a while to get ready.
Reagan: Our costumes took time.
Nick is wearing a red flannel shirt and dark jeans. Reagan is wearing her work clothes.
Ally: Costumes?
Nick: Yeah, Reagan worked hard to look like a Pharmacy rep.
Winston: She is a Pharmacy rep.
Reagan points to her name tag.
Reagan: Pharmacy rep, Debbie.
Cece: Pharmacy reps don't wear name tags.
Jess: Did you take that from someone at the hospital?
Reagan: That's not the point.
Nick: Yeah, the point is, she is wearing a costume.
Schmidt: And who are you supposed to be? Future Nick?
Nick looks impressed with the idea.
Reagan: No! He is the Brawny guy. Just look.
She points to the paper towels in his hand.
Jess: Uh, that's not Brawny paper towels.
Nick: Well, it would have been, if you didn't need to save ten cents on these off brand paper towels.
Jess: It's ten cents per paper towel, and with the amount of paper towels you go through, you should thank me.
Nick: Well, I wouldn't go through as many, if they worked better.
Reagan: We are not going to do this, we aren't going to go through this again.
She is clearly annoyed with their arguments over paper towels and other paper products.

Jess: You guys look great.
Ally: You really do.
Jess: Who's idea was Popeye and Olive Oyl?
Cece: Schmidt. I barley got the words Halloween out of my mouth, before he said Popeye and Olive Oyl.
Jess: He is so cute.
Cece: He really is.
She walks over and kisses him on the cheek again.
Schmidt: What's that for?
Cece: No reason.
Schmidt: Was I cute again?
Cece: Adorable.

Later
Everyone is having a good time. Schmidt goes to the bathroom and sees a scarecrow in the bathroom. He screams. He comes out and goes to Winston.
Schmidt: What is this, freakin Hee Haw?
Winston: Hey, Hee Haw was a wonderful and dare I say, groundbreaking show.
Schmidt: Wha, some white guys with banjos?
Winston: In overalls!
Schmidt walks away in frustration. Cece just looks amused at her husband.

Reagan is talking to someone.
Reagan: I am pharmacy rep, Debbie.
Cut to
Nick is talking to someone else.
Nick: The paper towel guy.
The other guy looks confused.
Cut to
Another guy: I know, a lumber Jack!
Nick: Sure.
Cut to
Reagan: Next year.
Nick: Real costumes?
Reagan: Absolutely.

Everyone is having a great time, Schmidt is a little annoyed with bobbing for apples inside a very luxurious, albeit rather uniquely decorated loft.

Later
Schmidt sees the scarecrow again and screams. Again!
Schmidt: Winston! Scarecrows don't work inside?
Winston: Were you scared?
Schmidt: (Clearly annoyed) Yes!
Winston: Well, then I would say that it does work, inside.
Schmidt walks away annoyed.

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will read asap when my head is a bit up

KatB

You just wake up? I forget the time difference. I hope you slept well and enjoy!