KatB

Winston: You know it and we are halfway to funville!
Coach: You have been living with white people for too long.
Winston: What? It's a good thing we will be staying with you in about three days.
Coach: What?!
Winston: Did Schmidt not tell you we were coming?
Coach: What do you mean by we? He told me he was coming. You do know I have a one bed room right?

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Oh that sounds so fun

KatB

Nothing to add?!

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I couldn't think yet You continue!

KatB

Okay, but it's more fun if we back and forth. You know like Nick and the flasher?

Winston: You know it and we are halfway to funville!
Coach: You have been living with white people for too long.
Winston: What? It's a good thing we will be staying with you in about three days.
Coach: What?!
Winston: Did Schmidt not tell you we were coming?
Coach: What do you mean by we? He told me he was coming. You do know I have a one bed room right?
Winston: Well, I guess he forgot and then we got on the road. Then we ran into trouble finding what to listen to, and we had to stop for snacks, then there was gas and bathroom breaks. Did you know if you stop at the visitors center they give you free beverages. Oh and don't get me started on the brochures. Winnie's got plans.....
Coach: Winston?! Who is with you?!
Winston: Just you know, Schmidt, his wife and Jess.
All: Hey....how's it going, blah, blah, blah....
Coach: Put Schmidt on the phone.
Schmidt: Yeah Coach?
Coach:

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Of course haha. That cracks me up! "You show too?" I still don't understand what he meant by "interactive" lol

I thin kwe lost the story here. They were not going to coach's place and winston knows he pranked them how Schmidt would tell coach before

Coach: Schmidt, what are doing bringing everyone dude? I don't have any place here!
Schmidt: I am aware of that, I already have breathing problems in this crowd but really it was not up to me. you know how these people cannot be separated.

KatB

It wasn't me that got off track, lol.... You had Winston tell him they were coming.

Anyway, I like the story. That's what makes it fun, we never know where the other is going.

Later....
Schmidt: Winston!!! Open a window. How could you!
Girls: Winston!
Winston: What?! I have a medical condition. I don't travel well.
Cece: Well, eating all that beef jerky didn't help!
Jess:

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You wrote Winston caught the phone! Ok where this is going?

KatB

I have no idea, haha.... It's gone off the rails. but we were having fun.



Later....
Schmidt: Winston!!! Open a window. How could you!
Girls: Winston!
Winston: What?! I have a medical condition. I don't travel well.
Cece: Well, eating all that beef jerky didn't help!
Jess: Or the spicy chips! I have never seen anyone eat so much.
Schmidt: I'll never be able to get the smell out of the car, or the food stains!

They approach NYC, a couple days later. Traffic is crazy!
Zoom...
Schmidt: What's going on? What lane are you in Cece?
Cece: I don't know. I am just following the car in from of me.
Schmidt: I knew we should have flown. I forgot how bad the traffic is here.
Jess: We have bad traffic back home Schmidt.
Schmidt: Yeah but they aren't NY drivers! You don't know, NY drivers are crazy!
Jess: Relax Schmidt, just take a nap and we'll wake you when we get to Coach's.
Winston:

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Winston: Ooopps, sorry again
Schmidt: WINSTON!!!!
Cece: I think we need a break

KatB

First, lol.....

Schmidt: Go to the back of the SUV!
Winston: That's where the spare tire is! And all of our luggage.
Jess: Get to moving. Cece: Figure it out. (said at the same time)
Winston: Man!

Okay so, they finally make it to NJ. (That's where they are staying, right?) Should they have trouble finding the place? Hmm.....

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I think should have a problem yes

KatB

Haha.....okay

"Take exit 16B in one mile."
Jess: Winston! You missed the exit again! 16B! 16B! Not 16B! Ugh.........
Schmidt, Cece: Winston!
Winston: You know I can not concentrate when you are all watching me! I'm shutting down.
All: (softly) You can do it, we believe in you, you got this buddy.

Moments later. After the u turn.
"Take exit 16B in one mile."
Cece: Way to go! I knew you could do it. It's like they say 15 times a charm!
Winston: Yeah, well I just visualized myself making the exit and well.....

Jess: Okay, I think Winston deserves a break after all that good navigating and all. I mean, that ten miles was rough. Cece why don't you take us home? Coach's place is only about 40 minutes away.

lessismore

knock knock

Coach: oohh yeaaaaaahh where have you guys been?
Schmidt: This is my last road trip with Winston! (angry and screaming tossing stuff around )

KatB

This was so much fun!! Before we start a new story, look what we wrote!

Schmidt: .....So they need me to go and present the idea to the company. I'll only be gone for a couple days. Stupid Debbie, she was supposed to go, menopause claims another victim.
Cece: Babe, don't worry about it. Like you said, it will only be for a couple days.
Schmidt: Yeah but we just got back from our honeymoon. This is supposed to be our time. I know, why don't you come with me?
Cece: Really?! That would be okay?
Schmidt: Sure, we'll just tell them you are my assistant Yolanda.
Jess: Surpriseeeeee!!!
Schmidt&Cece both: OMG what's happenning??!!!
Schmidt: Jess how friggin you could hide back in there??
Cece: Babe what are you doing here?
Jess: I just didn't wanna stay alone, where you guys going?
Schmidt: This is outrageous Jess! This is our trip!
Jess: Well it was Winston's idea actually.
Schmidt: Winston is here too?
Winston: Oh maaan, you ruined my prank Jess! Road Trip praannnkkk!!!
Schmidt: Oh my god first honeymoon prank and now this! Enough Winston!
Cece: Can't they come too, please?
Schmidt: Whaat? Cece how am I gonna tell them I have 3 assistants.
Jess: You know I am a temp Schmidt!
Schmidt: For the last time, you never worked there Jess!
Winston: Well I come as a cop, everybody needs security.
Cece: See, all set up.
Schmidt: Fiii.neee.
Jess: Also, if I never worked there Schmidt, why did me and Winston come in second in the three legged race at the company picnic?
Schmidt: There was a company picnic?
Winston and Jess look around at the road and sky.
Cece: Let's find something on the radio.
They all yell out different ideas.
Schmidt turns on the radio only to find the pure moods cd in the player.
Schmidt: Winston!!
Winston: You just can't appreciate good music. I also have the Sisterhood of the Traveling pants on CD.
Schmidt: Winston!
Jess: Why do you have it on CD? You know you can rent that, right?
Winston: That would cost a fortune.
Cece: How many times do you listen to the Sisterhood of the Traveling pants?
They all look confused
Winston: I never counted. It's not like I weep to stupid things like someone!
Cece: Huh! Look who is talking, bird shirted puzzle baby!
Winston: Man that name really stuck on me.
Schmidt: For a good measure, look at your shirt, it's like a friggin jungle!
Winston: You are just jealous cause you can't pull it off!
Schmidt: What?!
Immediately pulls off to the side of the road
Winston: Okay, I stand corrected.
Cece looks at Schmidt with amusement and a little bit like, I can not believe this is my life, not in a bad way though.
Cece: Who are you calling Jess?
Jess: Coach, he needs to know we are coming.
Winston snatches the phone.
Winston: Coach!! This is Winnie aka...
Coach: aka Funston!
Winston: You know it and we are halfway to funville!
Coach: You have been living with white people for too long.
Winston: What? It's a good thing we will be staying with you in about three days.
Coach: What?!
Winston: Did Schmidt not tell you we were coming?
Coach: What do you mean by we? He told me he was coming. You do know I have a one bed room right?
be staying with you in about three days.
Coach: What?!
Winston: Did Schmidt not tell you we were coming?
Winston: Well, I guess he forgot and then we got on the road. Then we ran into trouble finding what to listen to, and we had to stop for snacks, then there was gas and bathroom breaks. Did you know if you stop at the visitors center they give you free beverages. Oh and don't get me started on the brochures. Winnie's got plans.....
Coach: Winston?! Who is with you?!
Winston: Just you know, Schmidt, his wife and Jess.
All: Hey....how's it going, blah, blah, blah....
Coach: Put Schmidt on the phone.
Schmidt: Yeah Coach?
Coach: Schmidt, what are doing bringing everyone dude? I don't have any place here!
Schmidt: I am aware of that, I already have breathing problems in this crowd but really it was not up to me. you know how these people cannot be separated.
Schmidt: Winston!!! Open a window. How could you!
Girls: Winston!
Winston: What?! I have a medical condition. I don't travel well.
Cece: Well, eating all that beef jerky didn't help!
Jess: Or the spicy chips! I have never seen anyone eat so much.
Schmidt: I'll never be able to get the smell out of the car, or the food stains!

They approach NYC, a couple days later. Traffic is crazy!
Zoom...
Schmidt: What's going on? What lane are you in Cece?
Cece: I don't know. I am just following the car in from of me.
Schmidt: I knew we should have flown. I forgot how bad the traffic is here.
Jess: We have bad traffic back home Schmidt.
Schmidt: Yeah but they aren't NY drivers! You don't know, NY drivers are crazy!
Jess: Relax Schmidt, just take a nap and we'll wake you when we get to Coach's.
Winston: Ooopps, sorry again
Schmidt: WINSTON!!!!
Cece: I think we need a break
Schmidt: Go to the back of the SUV!
Winston: That's where the spare tire is! And all of our luggage.
Jess: Get to moving. Cece: Figure it out. (said at the same time)
Winston: Man!
"Take exit 16B in one mile."
Jess: Winston! You missed the exit again! 16B! 16B! Not 16B! Ugh.........
Schmidt, Cece: Winston!
Winston: You know I can not concentrate when you are all watching me! I'm shutting down.
All: (softly) You can do it, we believe in you, you got this buddy.

Moments later. After the u turn.
"Take exit 16B in one mile."
Cece: Way to go! I knew you could do it. It's like they say 15 times a charm!
Winston: Yeah, well I just visualized myself making the exit and well.....

Jess: Okay, I think Winston deserves a break after all that good navigating and all. I mean, that ten miles was rough. Cece why don't you take us home? Coach's place is only about 40 minutes away.
knock knock

Coach: oohh yeaaaaaahh where have you guys been?
Schmidt: This is my last road trip with Winston! (angry and screaming tossing stuff around )



Okay, CK. Time for your Schmidt Cece story. You want to kick it off?