royalღcaliber

Those are perfect for Coach!!

lessismore

couldn't think of any better.
I want to do Schmidt

Schmidt #NewGirl
- loveable -former- douchebag
- Jess' guide like Gandolf through Middle Earth
- happens. thumb ring bitch
- ocd like washes his hands 100 times a day
- is the smart one
- freaks out by old people
- is a sexual snowflake
- is a vagenius
- public serpent
- used to be a fatty
- is the only man at his office
- can turn you on by listing cheese
- hubby and wife to Nick and Cece
- youths!
- calls significant others sig oths
- is a squirrel and Cece is his nut
- wears his kimono, it's on and poppin'
- uses sculpting chutney and loves any type of chutney
- is a riddle he can't even solve
- cooks and cleans the house, he is the mother of the loft
- deeply in love with Cece
- only wants to make Cece happy
- wants to befriend Kanye
- tug romney
- hilhary clinton
- can do this all day son! all day!
- cares about Daniel Craig's tailoring so much
- cries like a ghost saying "hey ya"
- pogo king
- cardigan goldmine
- has costumes like Irish walking cape
- marketing genius
- mispronuonciates common words
- bossy old tuna lol
- japan culture ensthusiast
- is the only loftie who knows how to fold
- can't stand nautical puns
- former ladies man, but actually only Cece man
- turns on by emotional intimacy
- has two moms and a stoner father
- groomzilla





I arranged it a little bit, collected the ones together that ryme

Schmidt #NewGirl
- loveable -former- douchebag
- pogo king
- guided Jess like Gandolf through Middle Earth
- mother of the loft
- calls significant others sig oths
- can't stand nautical puns
- youths!

- used to be a fatty
- tug romney
- loves any type of chutney
- only wants to make Cece happy
- can turn you on by listing cheese
- hubby and wife to Nick and Ceec

- bossy old tuna
- wants to befriend Kanye
- cries like a ghost saying "hey ya"
- groomzilla
- ocd, washes his hands 100 times a day
- can do this all day son! all day!

- mispronuonciates common words
- marketing genius
- has two moms
- and a stoner father who made out with Jess
- is a vagenius himself

- cardigan goldmine
- has costumes like Irish walking cape
- is the only man at his office
- loves to plan events
- cares about Daniel Craig's tailoring
- wears his kimono, it's on and poppin'

- freaks out by old people
- is a riddle he can't even solve
- is a sexual snowflake
- is a squirrel and Cece is his nut
- winter is coming, he is gonna store her in his cheek
- loves to give references to GoT
- is the only loftie who knows how to fold
- public serpent
- is a hillary clinton

- is the smart one
- former ladies man
- deeply in love with Cece
- turns on by emotional intimacy
- loves japanese culture



I can't decide what to post, hard to fit!

royalღcaliber

Oh wow!! That's awesome!! There's so many good ones, how do you choose!

lessismore

It's so haaarrdddd But I love it so much!!!

Nick Miller Nick Miller
-loves to get older
-is not a decider
-thinks he is a loser
-is a dropped out lawyer
-newly bar owner
-is a delicate flower

-schmidt says is a delicate flower
-he thinks he is jess' emotional fluffer
-winston says he is a quitter
-coach thinks he is a hoarder
-cece thinks she can out drink miller



-is a delicate flower who hates himself
-doesn't know which fork to kill himself

-hates doors
-wrote a half book of zombies
-sweats like rain when he lies
-thought god just didn't give him abs
-doesn't wash his towels, towels wash him

-calls wifi wiffy
-thinks it's "sax and the city"
-reads the g in lasagna
-calls DNA D&A
-says Brock Omabrama


-screams like a little girl
-can't do any burpees
-is the guy from the town in footloose
-once he gave up on women and put his all energy to tomatoes
-his last novel is called "oh uh guts"
-sexually attracted to lady bugs
-he thinks he knows science
-wise, only sometimes

-loves burritos
-can buy his own pizza if you loan him 15$
-eats like a bear
-is a hoarder, basically everything he owns is trash
-dead dad pass

-bffs with tran
-Schmidt made him a life plan
-fist bumps to cotten eye joe
-doesn't trust fish
-panic moonwalks out

royalღcaliber

All of those were perfect!! All the reason I love Nick Miller so much!

lessismore

He is really hilarious



I need/want to write for Cece and Winston now on I will tweet for Coach next I think

royalღcaliber

That Nick one is perfect as always!! and that gif "Can I get an alcohol?"

Can't wait to see what you come up with next!

lessismore

I want to write for Cece

royalღcaliber

Why don't you??

lessismore

I suck at it

royalღcaliber

No you don't!! Look all the great ones you've already come up with!

KatB

You are awesome and don't forget that! I mean business! Don't make me come over there.

lessismore

I meant for Cece. Because I care about hers the most and it felt harder than others, so I wrote and didn't like it Ok I will try again Thanks guys, so glad you like the ones I wrote earlier!

Kat I thought you might like the challange, wanna try?

KatB

Maybe, but I will have to wait till the weekend. I don't tend to write that much during the week.

lessismore

Ok sure. It will be with memorable keywords