the reasons.
Because Planksgiving is the single stupidest thing she's heard since she's moved here
Because Lavon is sick & tired of hearing them squabble over the electricity all the time
Because Zoe and Wade stopped their making out session to watch their friend eat donuts
Because Lavon shows up at Zoe’s door with a bag of doughnuts asking her and Wade to “Help him eat his feelings”
Because Wade thinks Zoe might have to sue the mayor's alligator. He saw him slithering away one happy reptile
Because Burt Reynolds ate Zoe’s gumbo!
Because Zoe cannot blame the gator. He keeps Lavon from having to disqualify her
Because Wade and Lavon don't think she can cook
Because Zoe was "making" her gumbo while Lavon and Wade watched
Because Lavon tried her gumbo while Wade couldn't help but laugh
Because “Burt Reynolds! Breakfast time!”
Because “Geez, Lavon, cheating for a girl? Where have your mayoral ethics gone?”
Because “Wade, can't you ever just let us have a nice moment?”
Because Wade asked her if she wanted to join him and Lavon for the ladies' beach volleyball championships
Because Lavon said she stole his car and asked Wade to come out here and find her knowing full well she'd get lost out here and die
Because Wade and Lavon both can laugh later