The Fans

01. until morning
02. AlwaysCB
03. Chrissalaugha
04. Elena_1716
05. noelle
06. Cosmic Love
07. always protect you
08. Emღ
09. Comfortably Numb
10. tsforever
11. ~Phoenix~
12. blazing star
13. Sheebs
14. Sincerely, Me.
15. xlennie
16. forever yours
17. bad reputation
18. ssbailey
19. buffysmgfan26
20. luvDelena
21. Never Harm You
22. sparklingdarkness
23. McQueenFanGirl
24. hlgreenie
25. WonderlandGabby
26. Empty Handed
27. Playing The Angel
28. Queen of Babble
29. amelia.amour
30. Donnasos
31. PinkMartini
32. bicuitfun241
33. Fan_Girl
34. MPFan09
35. Laurène
36. L i N d $ @ y
37. then you must kiss me
38. rorygirl
39. TwilightPrincess
40. ~lipstick
41. sunflower 654
42. pixiestyx
43. B.Davis-Baker
44. maja_m&m
45. Megz1989
46. Brighteyes22
47. ~anni~
48. kerbear28
49. spicy_girl
50. Considering Disobedience
51. Pally
52. malv
53. BlondeDr<3
54. Zapple
55. amoRBD
56. -Fated to Love-
57. Folie
58. lisa1987
59. lazygirl
60. Halo23
61. chairdelenaradrian
62. MaybeLove.
63. loezzzje
64. Nina82
65. jetbox2
66. forever yours
67. Anna Beatriz
68. Hanna20
69. BlueDog9
70. DammitZoe!
71. Karma Police
72. IsaMaciel
73. Lostcandy
74. Fogh
75. I love Urban Fantasy
76. TMM
77. Umgirl
78. Cadenf
79. Sophie4
80. jessers113
81. youretheonlydrugineed
82. Fan_Girl
83. Sixonxnavade
84. skibunny777
85. Green eyed stone
86. Charloe
87. Keroppi
88. snatches of sunshine
89. seabreeze
90. nanou31
91. Klaroline mikaelson
92. Kylebraxtonisthebest
93. Make Them Laugh
94. ||michelle||
95. TV_Fanatic90
96. RissB_23

The Reasons

001. Because he's the guy in the gatehouse who looks after the place...
002. Because he's crushing the solo
003. Because he is an electricity-stealing buffoon from next door
004. Because his breath smells like generic beer
005. Because he definitely doesn't look like i-Carly to us!
006. Because he threatened to hot-glue Rose's lips together
007. Becasue he helped Rose with Frederick Dean
008. Because he used to bring his high school girlfriends to the old Hooper house
009. Because asking him how to woo women is like asking a hunter how to train bears
010. Becasue there's nothing more freeing than jumping into a cool pond on a hot day
011. Becasue he's just so… Beautiful? Available? Gorgeous?
012. Because his front porch is a cemetery for takeout containers,empty beer bottles and half-eaten waffles
013. Because "like I randomly check to see if anyone happens to be passed out under my boat"
014. Because every month his dad gets drunk and climbs up on that roof and every month he comes and sings his dad down
015. Because "when your dad's the town drunk, you get used to climbing roofs"
016. Because he is not Dr. Phil or whatever, but in his experience, when he’s having trouble sleeping, it’s cause he needs to get laid
017. Because when Zoe's mom first met him she thought he seemed... nice. Very homegrown
018. Because he's not a waiter, he's a bartender
019. Because he could smell the stench of evil a mile away
020. Because "oh sweet, simple, Wade. your mama must've dropped you on your head when you were a child"-Lemon
021. Because all he wanted to do was pants a guy at a party
010. Because "they were twins? I just thought I was really drunk..."
011. Because his immaturity knows no bounds
012. Because “Wade was her[e]”
013. Because his assets are: A) Know Bluebell like the back of his hand; B) Mechanical; C) Wily
014. Because he can hold his breath for three minutes,
015. Because his bathroom is disgusting and his socks are everywhere!
016. Because we even love him fully dressed
017. Because with a shirt or without we know he has a face and talks
018. Because he’s heard that having sex with him it's freaking awesome
019. Because he is coaching George on a game of Battleship
020. Because he was supposed to be George’s wingman
021. Because he paints half dressed
022. Because he is a shirtless and slightly off-key bartender who thinks he's Blake Shelton
023. Because he sounds kind of made-up
024. Because he’s painting his girlfriend's(?) house
025. Because he got an armadillo to catch
026. Because he talks to his father about Zoe
027. Because he spends an awful lot of time at Zoe’s house without a shirt
028. Because he is an amateur expert on happiness
029. Because he has one of these happiness machines that will play her so-called video games
030. Because he introduced George to “The Compliment Sandwich”
031. Because he’s voting for Lavon and he can testify to Lavon’s moral character
032. Because he left senior prom with three different guys' dates
033. Because dressed up as James Bond he has a license to be damn handsome
034. Because he wraps his gifts in tin foil
035. Because he can make it up to Zoe in 7 minutes!
036. Because he made Black & White cookies although he never really baked before
037. Because he loves his Alabama girl
038. Because Zoe’s mom finds him amusing
039. Because he helped his dad to be a normal person for two hours
040. Because he's Wade Kinsella...he knows how to piss off a girl!
041. Because he is a quarantine-breaker!
042. Because he never looked forward to going into work. Except when he was working on this bar
043. Because opening that bar is his life dream

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