Barry: As soon as I started talking about reiki, I could tell you thought I might be a little nutty.
Mitchell: Was I that obvious?
Barry: You roll your eyes a lot.
Mitchell: [Laughing] Uh, no, it’s true. It’s true, no. I once saw a picture of myself at a friend’s poetry slam, and all you could see were the whites of my eyes.

Mitchell: When I was 12-years-old my father walked into my bedroom and caught me doing the most embarrassing thing that a boy can do: dancing to Madonna's 'Lucky Star.'

Mitchell: Leave it to the gays to raise the only underachieving Asian in America.

Mitchell: Can people change? I don’t know. People are who they are, give or take fifteen percent. That’s how much people can change if they really want to. Whether it’s for themselves, or for the people they love, yeah; fifteen percent. But you know what? Sometimes, that’s just enough.