Mr. Conspiracy (Mozzie/Willie) #8: Because he's so crazy about treasures
1. green eyes sparkle
3. ღmaybe this time
5. Karma Police
8. Devoted Soul
9. sins like skeletons
11. ~ Fire & Ice ~
14. Queen C
15. Hot Rod
17. lunas borednow
22. kobe/hil/LP Fan
31. Jamie Choate
"Welcome to the party, pal"
"Did you just steal that from my brain?"
Neal: You don’t have a lab. You have a storage unit.
Neal: You don’t smoke.
Mozzie: What was I supposed to do? Fire off a flare?
Neal: So you tear off the filters?
Mozzie: Yeah, but I’m hardcore.
"If this doesn't work we blame the dog.
"He just disappears... like a German Dave Chappelle."
"No reputation is a good reputation."
"Mi casa es suit casa."
Mozzie: Don't think this is my only safe house. One of many. I call it Tuesday.
Mozzie: Because I'm usually here on Wednesdays.
"Peter Burke, you are now eligible to commit crime"
Peter: Mozzie, would you like to participate in a government sanctioned con ?
Mozzie: Involving a dirty marshal, Stan and one his Lamborghini's? ... How about YES !
"That's no such favor as a truly horrible idea. It's one o' clock in the afternoon. There's a reason most crimes happen at night. People can't see you!"
"It's a dark day when I turn to the system instead of recoiling."
"Look, I don't want to end my days in some underground prison, adopting cockroaches as pets."
El: Yeah... what are you doing here ??
Mozzie: Date night !
No one sends me, I go places.
I am free to color outside the lines as I choose.
Do you have any idea what happens if I ingest even the slightest essence of dairy?
Know thine enemy and you will win.
One person's tragedy is another person's excitment.
That lock is so complex, it is only rivaled by my mind.
Life is more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt, as opposed to a surprise party.
Mozzie: The shonobi ninja can fashion a weapon out of anything.
Neal: You're not a ninja.
Mozzie: And that's exactly what I want you to believe.
"You know the worst thing about art forgery? You can't take credit for your work."
"Hey, I answer to no one Nancy Drew! I already have one fed in my life."
Mozzie: I've shown you mine, now you show me yours ...
Diana : Don't ever say that again
"Think of it as a Kardashian. What it lacks in refinement it makes up for in cargo space."
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