~Lisa~

Beckett : Call me your muse again and I'll break both your legs, ok?

BoneLady

Seriously? I think I just watched that episode tonight. At least it sounds totally familiar right now.

fozzy81

Castle: I’m a wise-ass not a jack-ass

BoneLady

Yes, I definitely agree on that.

fozzy81

Castle: Someone say murder? Hold on, I’ll get my coat!
Esposito: Look at him, all excited.
Beckett: Yeah, like a kid at Christmas.
Ryan: With a dead body under the tree.

Beckett: Wait, there’s a sex scene in the book? Between us?
Castle: There’s a sex scene between Nikki Heat and the roguishly handsome reporter who’s helping her.
Beckett: Oh, good. So he’s nothing like you


Castle: If he is a vampire and you pull that out, he comes back to life.
Lanie: If he does than we can all go home early.

BoneLady

Love the last one, used it in a hangman.

Yay Becket

fozzy81

Beckett: Tell your friend to keep up his disappearing act, and the next time you show up at a crime scene without me, I’ll show you how my taser works.
Castle: Promise?



Beckett: Rina used to babysit Alexis, fellas. So as far as Big Rick here is concerned, she might as well be wearing a chastity belt.
Castle: Thank you for that visual image. And also, thank you for calling me Big Rick.

Castle: I can already see the blurb on my next book jacket; It’s fashion week in New York City, and the clothes are to die for.



Beckett: You have a guy in the CIA?
Castle: When are you going to learn? I have a guy everywhere

Castle: I almost ordered a Russian bride once. You know, a Czech-mate

Castle: Why, Detective Beckett. I had no idea you were a romantic.
Beckett: I also sleep with a gun. I bet you didn’t know that either.

BoneLady

I like that one.

And that sounds so CIA.
Like you know, the CIA is everywhere.

Imzadi

heheh i loved that one

fozzy81

Castle: I closed my eyes for the kissing part
Alexis: Me too!!!

BoneLady

When was that?

southrnbygrace

Castle: Turns out Greg isn't McDreamy or McSteamy...he's McSchemey.



Alexis: How come we never had a nanny?
Castle: Well, your mother and I decided if someone was going to screw you up, we wanted it to be me. Only, you managed to turn out fine somehow anyway.


And probably my fav of the entire series:

Castle: (to Kate about marriage) You'd be good at it. You're both controlling AND disapproving. You should really try it.

BoneLady

I really like the one about the nanny.
It's kinda cute.

fozzy81

can't remember the name of the ep but its from season 1 when Alexis comes back from her date with Owen and they kiss

BoneLady

Oh, okay, now I know why I don't remember that.