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the list so far

Spoiler:

1. Never close a door, especially if you are dating your teacher and anyone can find out.
2. Leave all important files on your computer, especially if your house is visited by real estate's agent and potential buyers.
3. Stealing at a blind center is easier than steal candy from a baby.
4. If you are questioning a person, you're giving her the fourth degree.
5. If you're a detective, always corner minors alone to interrogate them.
6. That tree was not always there.
7. Always confront a murder suspect by yourself, unarmed.
8. Jumping to conclusions is never a bad idea.
9. Found A's phone? You stare at it until A decides to go back to pick it up.
10. Put your daughter in detention but be sure to let her date a new guy anyway.
11. Doll tells you to go alone? Go alone.
12. If Emily breaks up with you, you cease to exist.
13. The Hastings don't know how to buy good apples.
14. That is a beautiful Toyota.
15. Stolen money? Hide them in a pasta box in your house where everyone can go in.
16. Hit before let your escorts/friends explain themselves.
17. Can't write an essay for your AP class? Just copy one your older sister wrote. No one will notice.
18. You can hit someone with a car in Rosewood and the police won't investigate.
19. It's okay to steal your sister's wedding ring, as long as her husband is dead. She won't need it anyway.
20. You get hit by a car? No worries, you'll be in and out of the hospital in a week.
21. You know that first person you ever suspected of killing your best friend? No worries, he turns out to be your true love. Destiny; ain't it a bitch.
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24. If a character breaks his arm, please stay at his bedside. It could be fatal.
25. If you are looking for your BFF's bf, go alone, preferably on the rooftop, be sure NOT to tell anybody and try to keep the door opens with bricks that even a kid might move.
26. If you have an important and compromising video about someone, do not make copies.
27. If you are trying to save your friend who is climbing up a ladder to get away from another guy, roundhouse kick first, ask questions later.
28. If you don't wanna look suspicious, just a girl for her ankle and refuse to let her go.
29. Being blackmailed by someone with awesome tech skills? Don't suspect the girl with awesome tech skills who helps you blackmail someone.
30. Wanna trick everyone into thinking you are a victim of your stepsister's meanness? Just photoshop a nude picture of yourself, send to everyone in the school from her phone and not be careful about hiding your birthmark.
31. Go out with the girl who almost killed you maybe you will have fun.
32. If you hide things from your friend and he says he made a mistake do not forgive him. He is not the person you thought he was.
33. If you are meeting with someone dangerous and you are alone just say that you lied to them so you can almost die strangled.
34. Are you bored? No problem you can always steal the boyfriend of your sister.
35. Worried about someone in your school being A? Answer a phone call in the middle of a room where everyone in school is sleeping.
36. Do you want to get rid of your daughter's girlfriend? Just say to the girl's parents that she is using drugs. Your daughter will never date another girl it was just bad influence.
37 - If you want to test your friends loyalty just make it seem that you are being attacked and see if they will come to save you.
38 - Do you want to put your stepsister in trouble ? Easy, just get her drunk and then she can puke on the wedding dress of you mother.
39. A teacher in his 20's dating a 16 year old student, scandal! A cop in his 20's dating a 16 yr. old blind girl, no problemo!
40. Run into the head girl of your high school clique at a salon wearing a wig and going by another name.Never mention it to your other pals,even in passing.
41. The best location to hold meetings when you are being stalked by a sinister menace,an abandoned,falling down greenhouse in the middle of nowhere.Only go there at night,it's safer that way.
42. Suspected of blackmail and/or murder? Act as suspicious as possible, whenever necessary.
43. Need money? Sell your sister's wedding ring at a pawn shop.
44. Breaking your arm requires as much hospital time as being hit by a car.
44. If you do not like the new girl and she steal your Halloween costume you can always blind her that will show her who is the only crazy bitch around here.
45. If you want to give a girl a present just take photos of her sleeping is not creepy, at all.
46. If your daughter is caught shoplifting the best solution is to sleep with the cop who is investigating the case and everything will be fixed.
47. If you are spending the night at school with the people that you believe are blackmailing you: bring your laptop with information on the person who already threatened you and hit your girlfriend with a car. They will never think of steal the laptop.
48. The best places to hide things are: a lasagna box, a snowglobe and a old doll.
49. Your son is a troubled loner suspected of arson and murder by most of the town and your stepdaughter is the only disabled student in Rosewood.It's best that you spend as much time out of town with your new wife as possible,leaving both kids behind.They would only resent you if you stuck your nose in their business.
50. If you're the most popular girl in school with your pick of any guy in town it's always best to roll the dice with the mysterious drifter that you found living in the school's ventilation shaft.
51. When you regularly find yourself being pursued by a frenzied blackmailer it's always best to wear high heels.Bruises heal but it's fashion that truly matters !
52. Don't worry about having an intense swim practice an hour before a big meet. No one will be tired.
53. Whenever you're doing something shady, be sure to film it for future mystery solving.
54. Problems between your old family and new family? Move them all into one town and force them to interact!
55. Best place for a spontaneous strategy session,the girls bathroom.Remember,under no circumstances should you check the stalls to see if anyone else is in there,that'd just be rude.
56. Backing up computer files is a waste of time,it's not like anything's gonna happen to the originals anyway !
57. Follow your dream to be a martial arts fighter, serious heart condition be damned !
58. Apparently every computer in Rosewood has the layout of a primitive computer.
59. When the police take your laptop with a warrant, it's a great idea to try to hack into it to delete incriminating files on the school computer. No one can trace that.
60. If your Doctor recommend you to do something simple like gardening what he actually meant was go do something completely dangerous like fighting.
61. The strange rules of sleeping with a cop: Sleep with a detective and he can get your daughter out of a shoplifting charge. Sleep with a patrolman and he can frame your enemies for murder.
62. In Rosewood if you are the new girl in town and are tormented for months by the popular girls who then blind you,force your stepbrother to take the blame,then blackmail you to keep silent about their attacks on you then YOU are the bad guy.
63. Fun fact: three out of four fathers in Rosewood,Pennsylvania are adulterers. The fourth is in the Army.
64. Life on the suburb is never boring we have blackmails, mysterious deaths, intrigues and of course many secrets.
65. Any girl with dark long hair can be your girlfriend if you are desperate enough to want her to call back.
66. If you set up a meeting with a Stranger over the phone get your friend too go. He wont recognize the change in voice at all.
67. Fun fact: the courtyard at Rosewood High is one of the only places on Earth in which the change of seasons is unnoticed.The weather there is always pleasant no matter what the temperature/atmospheric conditions are in the surrounding town.
68. Fun fact: Due to high levels of infidelity within the town of Rosewood most of it's citizens are related to each other.However,virtually none of the townsfolk are aware of this fact.
69. Fun fact:The only person living in Rosewood who has not commented on how strangely Aria dresses is Jenna Marshall.
70. The best places for secret meetings: the girls bathroom but you can not check the stalls, cars in plain view, dark greenhouses, creepy houses in the woods.
71. Emily will never have a stable relationship.
72. Aria and Ezra will never break up for a very long time.
73. Emily cannot choose who she dates wisely.
74. Aria will always dress in a really weird way.79. In an entire hospital full of personnel, you will always end up with an attending (Wren).
75. A mysterious young man seems to know a lot about the final hours of the life of your murdered BFF. Accept his invitation to go flying at night in a light plane.
76. Jenna Marshall can NOT be killed by fire,merely injured. Future would be assassins should try another method of execution.
77. Maya St. Germain's parents are really careless packers ,any old thing that is laying around just gets slapped on the moving van.It's possible that they may have accidentally packed up Allison as well!
78.If Jenna's parents aren't gonna bother to show up at the hospital after she's nearly been blown up (again!) your chances of seeing them at a parent/teacher meeting are nil.
80.In today's economy it's really hard to keep a doll hospital afloat without an outside investor.
81. When the girl you helped blind comes to you to tell you she STILL can't see after her latest surgery, STILL refuse to say you are sorry for what you did or acknowledge her pain in any way. After all,why start now.
82. Blind or sighted, everyone hates flies!
83. If you and your friends blind another, no need to ever apologize.
84. If you are pretending to be blind but still wanna take a spin in your car,don't sweat being seen by nosy neighbors. Just tell them it's one of those new fangled ''Smart Cars'' that drive themselves.
85. At any given time half of Rosewood's Police force are either sleeping with minors,having blackmail sex with suspects mothers or under arrest for murder.
86. That new Toffee/Tango lipstick is FANTASTIC,it won't smear even if you fall down a cliff!
87 - If Emily loves you, you will die.
88. When you are looking for a psycho killer trying to ruin your life in a shady motel, taking a shower is always a good idea
89. When said friend is taking a shower, feel free to leave without telling her. Be sure to leave the door open too.
90. Your gangs greatest enemy is hiding out at a masked ball and could be literally ANYONE in the room.Now is the perfect time to split up and wander around by yourselves.
91. Your a corrupt cop who's sitting in his car for long hours,staking out the four girls that you're out to destroy.Who is your ideal sidekick for this covert spy operation ? Your blind girlfriend.
92.Cell phones provided by T-MONA are not always reliable.
93. Tip 87 is not only applicable to Pretty Little Liars. If you hate someone to death but you're not named Emily, find a real Emily and switch your identity with her.
94. Feel embarrassed when your English teacher turns out to be the hot stuff you made out with in a bar, and everyone follows his astonished eyes to stare at you? Just look down and check out the text message to see how a blackmailer thinks about it.
95 - Dating your student but having trouble to escape from her father's wrath in front of him? Ask her younger brother to punch on your face.
96. Tell your friends you all need to stick together to stay safe. Immediately split up.
97. Anytime you view a nude picture on your phone -- yes, I said ANYTIME -- make sure that your thumb is at the right position to cover the sensitive part.
98. Never, ever have strands of pink hair, it will lead to you see your dad cheating on your mom; even if you undo it, a hot blond love child will miss it.
99. Wanna change the color of your hair? Don't dye it, just wear a wig, by which even your closest friend can barely recognize you.
100. Wanna be a smooth criminal who is capable of doing the creepiest things in the world without any evidence left behind? Easy, just wear a black hoodie with a pair of A-list black leather gloves.
101. The best place to unwind after the loss of your beloved girlfriend:the site of a terrible disaster.
102.New medicare rules stipulate that Dr. Wren Kingston must now treat all inmates at the local insane asylum (having already proven himself capable by treating all the patients at Rosewood General.)
103.It is possible to become "blinder''.
104. Rosewood High features bathroom stalls that can comfortably accommodate four girls at a time.
105. When examining crucial evidence it is best to dangle it precariously over a toilet with an auto-flush sensor.
106. It seems that being potentially evil does come with the bonus of being provided with a really sweet muscle car (just ask Garrett and Jenna!).
107. Mrs. Hastings ''Spidey Sense'' tingles every time Spencer is about to get lucky.
108. Much like Bloody Mary or Candyman,if you call Jenna Marshall's name in front of a mirror three times it will summon her.
109. The most sentimental memento to leave in the casket of your dead BFF: the earrings of that skank who was screwing your Dad .
110. Wren Kingston will hit on girls even at a mental hospital.
111. It's perfectly okay to bring sharpened tweezers into the cell of an insane inmate.
112. Be sure when exiting the Hospital for the Criminally Insane to dispose of your visitors pass at the convenient garbage can inside the cell of the dangerous inmate you just spent the afternoon with.
113. Best place for a regular meeting in Rosewood High: cafeteria; best place for an occasional meeting in Rosewood High: courtyard; best place for an EMERGENCY MEETING in Rosewood High: bathroom!
114. If you hire someone to do something for you, what is the most succinct yet desirable answer you want to hear when this task is complete? Here's the answer: "I did everything you asked me to do."
115. If you're an inquisitor whose prisoner is averse to speak a single word or give a simple look to you, what can you do? Don't worry, try to provide a makeup for her or return another favor that you received from her before.
116. Best way to spend a raining Sunday or other boring time -- expanding your vocabulary. Trust me, when it is effectuated, you'll have jubilation.
117. Can't pass your exam? Here's my tip. A few days before it, keep pretending to be restless, anxious and terrified, as if you are haunted by a demon, arousing other ones' curiosity. When your teacher sees it, perhaps she'll sympathize with you and cheat for you to ease your troubled mind.
118. Best way to CALM DOWN: Raise a chair and hit it onto the ground, making a loud noise to show how furious you are, then you'll feel better.
119. When you are thinking about your bff who's passed away, try to keep staring at an empty chair. If you really missed her that much, you should've had a hallucination of her sitting on it.
120. When you take a massage, do not keep your eyes closed from the beginning to the end -- at least open them for one second. How could you know if your massage therapist is in black from head to toe or as hot as Jennifer Love Hewitt? You need to see that by your own eyes.
121. After asking someone if they had anything to do with a grave robbery go get them some cookies.
122. You should chill Vodka at the same temperature as you store a dead body.
23. Jenna must REALLY like Aria because judging by their ''duet'',she couldn't have wanted her to accompany her for her musical ability.Very few classical pieces require the skills of a master of the flute AND someone who can turn on a Casio keyboard and hit the ''demo'' button.
124. Rehabilitation works! Mona is now able to comfort the other inmates at Radley by giving them bedtime readings of VOGUE.
125. Lucas has become such a "bad boy" that he has a science class all to himself!
126. It seems the man is irresistible, looks like even the male principal of Rosewood High has a crush on Ezra Fitz. "No corruption, whatever you say Ezra, sweetie!"
127. Jenna's actually a great hostess: takes an interest in her guest,her guests friends and, hey, COOKIES!
128. When the N.A.T Club decides to stage a flash mob in Alison's bedroom they really should make sure Ian's left his camera at home.
129. Greatest makeout movie of all time: I WALKED WITH A ZOMBIE.
130. Jason's role as a drug councilor is to appear before troubled teens and show them how drug and alcohol abuse turned him into the "pathetic", handsome,wealthy chick magnet they see before them.
131. With his many tearful glances and moments of dashing off during his fights with Hanna this season it's obvious that Caleb has at last blossomed into a beautiful, sensitive young woman.
132. Ella Montgomery's online dating profile name: HOT MOMA. Byron Montgomery's online dating profile name: BIG DOUCHEBAG. Meredith's online dating profile name: L'IL SKANK.
133. Ashley Marin and Ella Montgomery:The greatest love match that PLL has NEVER had....YET!
134. Melissa Hasting's closet is roughly the size of a TARDIS.
135. When cornered ,Jenna Marshall has a defensive tactic much like a possum's.Instead of ''playing dead'' she ''plays the victim".
136. $50.00 at the Montecito Airport Lounge will get you one watered down drink and a bowl of peanuts,in other words the same as $50.00 will get you at EVERY airport.
137a. Faking a pregnancy is quite easy in Rosewood.
137b. You can now get Wine at Coffee shops!
138. If you are a divorced women, the only way to find a man is online dating
139. Ella Montgomery and Ashley Marin have greater sexual chemistry with each other than they ever have with any of the men they've been involved with.
140. Fun Fact: Veronica Hastings spends a full 30% of her life trying to keep Melissa's endless string of lies hidden. An additional 20% of her time is devoted to making Spencer feel ''second best".
141. Nine out of ten psychos agree, vodka is AWESOME !
142. Spencer Hastings is such a dogged detective that she will even stake out a comatose woman.
143. The best way to snap your daughter out of the deep depression she's fallen into after breaking up with her boyfriend: enlist her as an aid at a rummage sale !
144. Splitting a cookie with a woman is the surest way to her heart.
145. Blind her,try to kill her in a fire,slap her in a bathroom,Jenna Marshall will just bounce back, but if you start screwing with the finger food at her birthday party she will charge you like an angry rhino!
146. When accepting the gift of a used flask from your former lover be sure to rinse out the old hootch she left in it before you start sneaking shots.
147. The best way to get over the death of your cousin is to creep on her old girlfriend. No question is too intimate or awkward!
148. Don't even consider questioning how Jenna knew about your secret relationship with your ex-English teacher.
149. Wearing a normal t-shirt + yoga pants obviously means you are depressed in Rosewood
150. When your depressed you forget how to work a zipper.
151. "THEME" parties in Rosewood inevitably end with someone either bleeding from the head or dead.
152. Helpful Hint: In a pinch a film roll can be used to keep dangerous narcotics fresh!
153. A lesser known after effect of successful eye surgery: the uncontrollable desire to hit on everyone that you see.
154. Ashley Marin can get lucky at a church rummage sale.
155. Jenna Marshall wearing dark glasses equals a social pariah that no one would be caught dead sitting near.Without the glasses she's suddenly beloved and everybody at the school will come to her birthday party.Perhaps if she had just lost the shades two years ago she could have been a really popular BLIND girl !
156. Sharing a Peanut Butter cookie in Rosewood means your Married.
157. Marriage is a foreign concept in Rosewood.
158. Beware of black envelopes from a debutante with prominent cheekbones and emerald eyes if you don't want to be infected by anthrax.
159- The best moment to tell your friend whom is having problems with her grades, that the guy who killed her girlfriend is getting out of jail is when she is about to do a math test. That will not affect her performance at all.
160. Remember to ask the guy whose cousin was killed to go to the hospital with you where her killer currently is. What could possibly go wrong?
161. Buying sandwiches to your boyfriend is the universal sign that you think he doesn't have money and causes him to feel like he isn't a man. But if he buys you a super expensive camera, it is all okay.
162. Don't make wine jokes around the guy you like, in case he turns out to be a pastor.
163. If you have $50,000 in cash, don't put it in the bank. Hide it in your sock drawer in a plastic bag. No one will find it suspicious.
164. Toby is everyone's go-to date for a dance.
165a. Don't worry about getting caught when you're sneaking around a hospital doing suspicious looking stuff. You've always gotten away with it before -- like that time you broke into the morgue.
165b. Whenever you make a plan to catch a bad guy in Rosewood some other event will ALWAYS happen that same day. Weather you know about it or not.
166. When the girl you blinded two years ago finally regains her sight and starts dressing in colorful outfits again, the classy thing to do is to compare her to a ''float".
167. The "Thanks for helping out with the church rummage sale" Dance is the only party event in Rosewood that does not require months of planning and hundreds of thousands of dollars to put on. Subsequently it is the lamest event on the town's social calendar.
168. Emily Fields leads a more exciting and active social life when she is nearly unconscious.
169. Zip Lock freezer bags keep your money fresh and prevent it from getting that ''dirty socks'' smell.
170. Sometimes Toby likes to take a break from being ignored by Spencer....to be ignored by Hanna.
171. Holden is THE MAN TO SEE if you want to experience Rosewood's many exciting underground clubs and illegal events. Whether it's Fight Clubs that thrill you or Murder/Rave Parties,let Holden be your guide to Rosewood's deadliest illicit entertainments!
172. Ashley Marin is such an industrial strength MILF that even a pastor will hit on her...at a CHURCH!
173. Peter Hastings' idea of spending ''quality time'' with his son Jason is to warn him to stay the hell away from his sister .
174. Alison was such a "great friend" to the girls that they all secretly wish they'd never met her.
175. The term "chain of evidence''means nothing to the Rosewood Police Department.Toby AND Garrett have been freed simply because the Police allowed their blood evidence to be corrupted.Perhaps the Police might do better to store all of their crime scene clues at Lucky Leon's Cupcakes,they might be safer there.
176. It draws more attention from other people when you wear an exquisite golden chain on your ankle instead of your wrist.
177. Much like N.A.T, Tom Marin,Byron Montgomery and Mr. DiLaurentis have a secret club.They get together each week and try to figure out new ways to be terrible fathers.
178. CeCe Drake would probably be rejected by the BIG SISTERS organization.
179. "Creepy Doll Therapy" is an accepted technique in the care of the mentally ill.
180. When fleeing the scene of an accident in a damaged car be sure not to leave the car you actually ARRIVED at the scene of the accident IN abandoned and open at the scene of the crime. Even the Rosewood P.D. will be able to figure out you were there.
181. Hanna's Mom is so consumed with being awesome that she likely won't notice the Ouija Board crammed in her kitchen garbage can.
182. When splitting a peanut butter cookie just isn't enough,giving a hot middle aged woman leftover pastries will melt her heart like warm butter.
183. Threatening to ''scratch out the eyes'' of a girl who was until recently blind is just "crossing the line''of what is an acceptable threat.
184.Mona is such a model patient she actually tells the staff at Radley Asylum when it's time to give her her meds.
185a. With Garrett's release still pending,Detective Wilden is forced to investigate EVERY crime in Rosewood,even traffic accidents.
18b5. Candles always make crappy gifts.
188. In Rosewood not even the pastors are monogamous.
189. Everybody knew Maya better than Emily.
190. Jenna can be a lot of things, but she is no boyfriend stealer.
191. Even Ali's friends have a thing for making Jenna blind.
192. Friends don't let friends sneak into insane asylums alone.
193. Arias earrings can be considered weapons.
194. When a bad dad eats ice-cream in a cup, he scratches the edge to make a mount in the middle.
195. If you have bought a glamorous outfit for your date, such as a Karen Kane Colorblock Dress, remember to bring it to your work place and show it to everyone, especially your child.
196. Rosewood used to have only one doctor, and now it has only one police officer/detective.
197. Boss A never takes her black leather gloves off, even at hot summertime.
198. Boss A thinks that a tape recorder hidden in a doll's body is harder to be found than a tiny bug that can be easily planted at anywhere, even if it would make the doll heavier if someone accidentally grabbed it.
199. Is there a question that you want to know its answer so bad? Go find a friend to play a game on a planchette. Whatever it tells you, believe in it and never doubt it.
200. A pair of tweezers is the best tool to open an old lock. If you need to ensure that it is sharp enough, just use it to prick your index finger to find out.
201. If you couldn't trust Ali with your secrets then it's likely you can't trust the girl she PATTERNED HERSELF ON with them either.
202. Ouija Boards should be placed in the recycle bin,not the garbage.
203. The safest bets in opening a new business in Rosewood are: coffee shops, antique stores, insane asylums.
204. Fun fact: There are more porcelain dolls in Rosewood ,PA than anywhere else on Earth.
205. The same guy that handles security at Radley is also in charge of monitoring the evidence locker at the Rosewood Police Department.
206. Top three professions that will get you dates with hot chicks: Doctor, Policeman, Pastor.
207. Like Cupid arrows,mind altering drugs will lead you to your true love's door !
208. The least conspicuous vehicle to commit a murder in: a Police cruiser, no one EVER notices them.
209. Ezra can actually afford to buy his own sandwiches.
210. As Ezra's ''muse'', Aria has inspired him to write absolutely NOTHING .
211. Take it from Maya, ''facing your fears'' is a TERRIBLE idea.
212. Emily hangs out with more people when she's in a drug haze than when she's stone cold sober. She's the life of the party when she's nearly catatonic.
213. A sure fire way to get your date all hot and bothered,tell her about that time you almost contracted rabies!
214. Maya is more loveable on video than in person.
215. The Kahn Brothers' "Truth Or Dare'' sessions pack more tension than THE HUNGER GAMES.
216. Though born years apart, Noel and Eric Kahn sport an identical smirk.
217. You know the party has taken a dark turn when the girl seated across from you starts talking about "Mutually Assured Destruction". It's time to skip the beer bong and go home.
218. Doing the dishes for your date will really pay off big time !
219. The best way to snap your girlfriend out of a deep depression is tell tell her about your dead grandpa's hilarious ass tattoo.
220. When Noel Kahn looks worried about the secret you're keeping, **** is about to get real!
221.''Douchbaggery'' is a hereditary trait.
222. You feel the same sense of unease when CeCe Drake is helping you that you do when she's plotting against you.
223. The universe is a finicky little bastard.
224. What better way to deal with your daughter being a murder suspect than having dinner with a guy who already went on a date with someone else!
225. If you ever wanna make your girlfriend open up to you, send her a menacing text pretending to be her secret stalker. It's not like she knows your number away.
226. Jalapeno bagels are NOT the way to start the day!
227. Noel Kahn's life is far more interesting than my own.
228. Being suspected of murder is a turn on for some people.
229. Maya hung out with almost as many people before she died as Emily did when she was drugged out of her mind.
230. For a straight laced girl,Spencer Hastings seems awfully comfortable in the boys locker room.
231. Hanna's not very handy with a knife.
232. When Hanna is in danger Emily develops "Hulk" strength!
233. Whatever else he may be, Noel Kahn is polite. He offers to help Spencer break into his locker,sends her a video link to Maya's murder and opened blind Jenna's car door like a gentleman. Such a sweet boy!
234. Unlike Ashley Marin,Ella Montgomery CAN turn down wine in an inappropriate setting.
235. Dr. Wren Kingston not only makes house calls, he caters!
236. Ezra was able to Google Maggie's current address by entering the search, "Girls my bitch Mom paid to disappear forever".
237. Jenna got just as much sex when she was blind as she does when she can see.
238. A is a WHEEL OF FORTUNE fan.
239. It was Ella Montgomery's dream to have a guy treat her to a LADY AND THE TRAMP style meal in her classroom.
240. "I have to go fill some cannolis'' just sounds dirty.
241. Ordering Chinese food is never a good idea in Rosewood.
242. Making out with your dead girlfriend's cousin in front of your CURRENT girlfriend is ALSO never a good idea in Rosewood.
243. You can effortlessly get Hanna's blood sample.
244. Even if you have been anonymously harassed for the past year, you should befriend anyone new who comes into your life (see: Nate and Cece).
245. People who you have known all your life are suspicious and untrustworthy, but people who just show up out of the blue can always be trusted.
246. Churches in Rosewood are filthy. A flashdrive can lay under a pew among the dust bunnies for over a year before someone actually bothers to sweep under the seats.
247. Hanna was upstaged in the school production of MOMMA MIA ! by a cardboard goat.
248. You know your dead bestie was a habitual liar,therefore you treat everything the girl she patterned herself on says as the gospel truth.
250. When Jenna tells you your computer time is up,it's UP !
251. Aria can take a train from Pennsylvania to Delaware and back in the course of an afternoon and still be back in time to make Ezra's birthday dinner.I suspect that train also makes a stop at Hogwarts.
252. CeCe's dressing rooms are pretty ****ed up.Caleb and a deadly snake can pop up in the back at any time and the doors lock from the outside.
253. When trying to convince a skeptical person that you are not a lunatic it is best not to snap the fingers off a mannequin while proclaiming your sanity.
254. When Ezra blows out his birthday cake candles he doesn't make a wish because he already has all he could ever want! Yeah,like a great teaching job,all the money he could ever need,a girlfriend that he can't be arrested for sleeping with,a Mom who loves him and who would never meddle in his life and a thriving career as a writer! Oh, wait.
255. The Marin girls love to destroy flashdrives!
256. Many phones have ''Call Waiting''. Hanna's has "Wren Waiting".
257. Nate may be a tad ''clingy".
258. If the situation has gotten creepy enough that Jenna Marshall is leaving town, it's time to ****ing go!
259. Between controlling her ''friends'' lives ,bullying closeted lesbians and blinding the new girl in town,it's surprising that Ali had time to attend school.
260. If Hallmark ever launches a line of "Sorry I accused you of being a murderer" cards, Spencer Hastings could single handedly keep them in business.
261. Apparently in Rosewood "Not knowing someone well" means you've been at War with them for years.
262. Alison has the best gaydar in the world.
263. Mona's stay at Radley Asylum is based on the "Honor System", they just trust she wont walk right out the door.
264.Spencer's guesses as to who is -A may actually be CORRECT after all, they are just a year and a half premature.
265. Lighthouse Rock Inn's are as popular in the Rosewood area as SUPER 8's.
266. A good rule of thumb: when being pursued my a murderous stalker, don't run UP into a building with only one staircase.
267. Innocent or not,Garrett's smile makes him look like a *ick !
268. A key advertising point for the Lighthouse Rock Inn, it's the home of the last rotary phone in America!
269. Mona looks great in a hoodie, Toby looks like a creep.
270. A thoughtful murderer will always make sure that the girl he plans to kill wears her jacket outside on a cool night. After all, you wouldn't want her to catch a chill before you cut her throat!
271. Everyone on the show prepares for a dangerous meeting with -A in different ways: Spencer: Finally gives herself to the man she loves. Hanna: Gathers up all of Maya's evidence and takes the bag with her. Caleb: Packs a gun for protection. Aria: Watches Ezra eat cake.
272. It was thoughtful of Caleb to bring a pistol for Nate to shoot him with.
273. A mysterious stranger calls and warns you to get out? Stay inside.
274a. Trust no one, not even your soulmate.
274b. Trust no one. Ever. Even if you first distrust them, don't fall for it. Never trust anyone.
275. Never, ever be seduced by Emily and let her lips press on yours. Her kiss is as lethal as cancer, with which your days will be numbered.
276. There's only one place in Rosewood to buy a Halloween costume.
277. You don't have to BE from Rosewood to know a terrible secret about someone FROM Rosewood.
278. The one costume you can be sure Garrett WON'T buy, an orange jumpsuit.
279. Things you are most likely to see in Rosewood's Halloween store: A. Burlap Baby Zombie Costumes, B. A collection of Jenna Marshall's lovers/party dates.
280. Shana is beginning to think that that Nate St. Germain guy isn't gonna come by to pick up the costume that he ordered.
281. Only in Rosewood you will be able to escape a mental institution with paper mache.
282. It's always a good idea to let someone think you're a murderer.
283. Especially if someone actually then gets murdered.
284. But don't tell anyone what really happened.
285. Mona has the voice of an angel....and the eyes of a serial killer.
286. With her sweet disposition and his love of practical jokes, Jenna and Noel are Rosewood's most fun loving couple!
287. Minister's love it when their girlfriends dress up like Naughty Nurses.
288. In Rosewood the Burlap Baby Zombie costume is more prevalent than the bed sheet ghost.
289. On Halloween Adam Lambert dresses the same way he always does.
290. If you try to mess with her glasses or her eyepatch Jenna will smack you.
291. If a dead kid asks to use your phone to call her Mommy make sure it's a local call.
292. When she puts on a tuxedo Paige can fight just like James Bond!
293. Against all odds Byron keeps finding new ways to be sketchy and unlikeable.
294. Popular children's toy: Jack In The Box. Unpopular Children's toy: Garrett In The Box.
295. Rosewood Novelty Cocktail: Ali on the Rocks.
296. Oddly enough, Halloween is now the one night of the year that Lucas DOESN'T act creepy.
297. Considering how she checked her out, it looks like Jenna has finally forgiven Paige for that cupcake debacle.
298. It is possible to have MULTIPLE conversations with Jason and learn absolutely NOTHING from him.
299. In an episode in which two of the girls were nearly murdered by a crazed Jester,Garrett got killed, Alison's body turned back up and we learned that Byron was with Ali the night she was murdered, Ezra still, amazingly, managed to do absolutely NOTHING.
300. Some guys lie about their jobs to impress the ladies, Garrett lied about committing murder.
301. Watching a slap fight between two girls isn't much fun if one of them is blind.
302. Radley Mental Hospital puts too much emphasis on patients learning arts and crafts.
303. The best way to unwind after months of being stalked by a hooded figure trying to kill you is to buy tickets for a GHOST TRAIN where everyone around you is masked and menacing.
304. Jenna plans to show Toby up NEXT Halloween by wearing TWO eye patches with her pirate costume!
305. You know you're asking for trouble when the closest thing you have to adult supervision for a party filled with hard drinking,sexed up teens on a train is Adam Lambert.
306.Toby may be able to successfully take on Noel Kahn in a fight but even he isn't ballsy enough to pick a fight with Paige.
307. Blind girls often can hear perfectly well.
308. Inviting the homeless boy who lives in the school ventilation system to come stay at your house is a sure fire ticket to romance!
309. Parties and dances should be avoided at all costs.
310. Two Lady GaGa's is one too many!
311. Be sure to allow a desperate person who is trying to come clean to tell you his ENTIRE secret before wandering off to find your friends. Trust me, you will NEVER get this chance again!
312. Alison visited more places on the last day of her life that she did on every day of the previous 15 years she was alive combined.
313. If you think you have Jenna Marshall all figured out, you DON'T.
314. Oddly enough many young woman find Byron Montgomery to be a hottie.
315. Remember the old days when you foolishly though sweet, loyal Toby was a bad guy ? Guess what....
316. You are not supposed to celebrate the 4th of July by blowing up your neighbor's garage.
317. Becoming BFF's with a sociopath isn't your best choice if you want to look back on your High School years fondly.
318. All things considered you would probably have been better off joining the Chess Club than N.A.T.
319. All of your older sister's boyfriends are up to something, she doesn't date anyone who doesn't have a big secret that is either completely innocent or completely dark.
320. If someone is arrested for murder, the chances are they didn't do it, and the real killer is still out there.
321. In an age of advanced technology, it isn't possible to check who keeps leaving creepy notes in your locker, because your school is the only one that has not yet invested in CCTV.
322. You have more friends than the three you spend all your time with, but you never speak to the others unless you think they know something (Holden, and also, kind of, Lucas)
323. If you unintentionally blind someone, they will become the root of all evil because they're not okay with that. You, however, will never so much as take responsibility, let alone apologize.
324. If Jenna tries to warn you off of someone, the chances are she is actually trying to help you.
325. Nothing says ''Welcome back to school!'' like a a cow brain pinned to your locker with a knife.
326. If you've signed on to a race for charity you needn't bother actually running in it.
327. Meredith is such a hottie she actually burst into flames at a foot race!
328. Toby borrows Mona's SUV when he wants to run people down because he doesn't want to spoil the grill of that great vintage pickup truck that Spencer bought him.
329. Wayne Fields can be absent from his daughter's life for 3/4 of the year and still leave Byron Montgomery,Tom Marin and Peter Hastings in the dust when it comes to "Best Dad'' bragging rights.
330. The Good News: You've come out of your coma. The Bad News: You've recovered just in time to plan your son's funeral.
331. Most kids do ''extra credit'' work for better grades, Ali did it for money.
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333. Aria's dilemma: To tell or not tell Ezra that he has a son? Ezra's dilemma: To take a shower or have another piece of cake?
334. Mona needs someone to shoot the confessional videos that she posts online.She should get Jason to do it,I hear he used to be in some sort of camera club !
335. Jason probably still looked hot even with a screwdriver sticking out of him.
336. Mona's first act to prove that she's all better now: to break into Hanna's house in the middle of the night.
337. Lucas likes to recreate the skateboard chase scene from BACK TO THE FUTURE in the middle of the night.
338. Once she gets started you can't get Hanna's Grandma to stop singing unless you pull a gun on her.
339. Jenna transferred to a School for the Formerly Blind.
340. Even though she looks great in a nurses uniform,Mona still isn't qualified to treat stab wounds.
341. No matter how big the crime, posting a confessional video immediately redeems you.
342. Hanna's grandmother sings because she can.
343. Lucas is a nostalgic fan of Avril Lavigne. One of his favorite songs is Skater Boy.
344. It's surprisingly easy to break in and out of the biology lab at Rosewood High.
345. It's also surprisingly easy to create a fire on school property even when surrounded by at least 100 people.
346. Arson is the favorite method for murder in Rosewood and has been since the town was formed.Even the town's emblem shows a group of girls running stealthily away from a flaming garage.
347. Fun Fact: Fully 50% of the people who attended Rosewood High's Masquerade Ball were there to distract Jenna Marshall.
348. Byron's become so rotten he has now stooped to issuing movie spoilers to Aria.
349. If you should be lucky enough to stumble across any of Alison or -A's stuff,just take it with you and damn the consequences.Trust me,you will NEVER get this chance again !
350. It's a sad reflection on the current economy when a bright, loveable go-getter like Harold can't manage to keep a job.
351. If you are feeling threatened by a teenage girl your first course of action should always be to try and burn her to death in an arson fire.
352. Only Byron Montgomery would get Ella drunk and frisky.....and then LEAVE!
353. If Spencer ever gets on JEOPARDY! she will completely dominate the entire game....and then lose all her money on the last question.
354. If Lucas thinks home schooling will protect him from -A then he has bigger mental problems than a gambling addiction.
355. The best way to get your skittish lover to hang out with you is to wring her by her freshly burned arm.
356. Judging from his room, Lucas could be best buds with the guys from THE BIG BANG THEORY.
357. Oddly enough the person who took Garrett's death the worst (apart from Garrett of course) was Paige!
358. Hanging around with Emily may make you a paranoid wreck, however she does give a great ''goodnight'' kiss.
359. The ideal nursemaid when you're feeling under the weather: your father's devious mistress.
360.The drop out rates at Rosewood High have skyrocketed this year!
362. Friend feels threaten by another person that you know who's insane ... So you go and tell them straight to their face. That will keep your scared friend safe!
363. Girlfriend is driving a car in the woods get scared and can't breath, do you pull over and drive for her windows down? Or walk alone in the woods at night leaving your car unattended so it can get harmed?
364. When you're preparing for a test, a quiz or a contest in other form, do it alone without distraction from anyone close to you, especially the one you're in love with.
365. The chances of Meredith getting more calls to be a substitute at Rosewood High just got a lot slimmer.
366. That Anniversary dinner that Spencer cooked for Toby was delicious, Mona loved it!
367. Caleb and Paige had a brainstorm and have decided to team up to help protect the girls.They are so excited about the idea they are thinking about asking Toby to join their team!
368. Sure, he seems nice now but you know in a couple of days Byron is gonna demand that Aria apologize to Meredith for spilling her tea.
369. The only secret Veronica Hastings has ever willingly shared with Spencer is her lasagna recipe.
370. Melissa is so sketchy that she's now appearing in BYRON'S flashbacks !
371. Toby was lucky he was unmasked AFTER the plumber came and fixed his bathtub,because I think more showers at Spencer's place are off the table.
372. Emily is now being protected by the girl who tried to drown her and the guy that gave her stalker a gun.
373. Sadly,getting knocked over by a rack of mannequins is still the least embarrassing thing Hanna has ever done at a job interview.
374. In retrospect it was stupid of Meredith to ask the pharmacist how many clonazepam tablets it would take to put a 100 pd teenage girl into a coma.
375. The power grid in Rosewood sucks, EVERY storm knocks out the power in the whole town.
376. According to her father, Meredith has a long history of being a bitch.
377. Fun Fact: When he was in juvie Toby cut a rap album under the name MC TOE-B.His first single,''Framed'' was a hit with college kids.Jenna appeared in the video wearing her cool shades as she freak danced behind Toby as he rhymed and rocked his pimpin' do rag.
378. Pam Fields is the only person working at the Rosewood Police Force who has ever successfully busted the RIGHT person for a crime.Sadly it was Maya for smoking weed.
379. Hanna Marin could be a much sought after Lipstick Lesbian if she wanted to be.
380. ''Pink Drink" is NOT gay code.
381. Once he ran out of cake, Ezra was forced to leave Rosewood,
382. If your ''sexy dreams'' about your boyfriend involve him choking you to death, dump his ass!
383. Every time Spencer Hastings cries a fairy dies.
384. Making a joke about how a guys stepsister is now blind is NOT a good icebreaker.
385. The A Team wastes a full third of their budget on custom made bobble heads.
386. Once he checks out what that key goes to, Spencer's Private Eye is gonna try and find out where the hell Aria's brother is.
387. Cape May may be a pit of intrigue and danger, but the fishing is great!
388. Wanna catch a hot chick's attention in a lesbian bar? Order a pink drink for her! A cup of flirtini would be more effective than real flirtation.
389. Always remember to use protection in your concupiscent pleasure!
390. If your dad's ex-mistress/current gf offers you tea AFTER you've confided in her that you suspect he might have murdered your friend, DON'T DRINK THE TEA.
391.It was nice of Toby to wear that do rag in juvie to lighten everybody's mood!
392. When you drive to somewhere for a meeting, check your makeup in the rear-view mirror and fix it if there's any flaw on your face before you get out of the car.
393.Wesley is like an alternate universe version of Ezra.He had an affair with a teacher,not a student.Ezra rejected the family fortune,Wesley embraced it.Cake is probably like Kryptonite to him.394.When Hanna visits a farm she dresses like she's a guest star on HEE HAW.
395.Only Spencer could ''kill the mood'' at a funeral.
396.Much like a lonely puppy,when Ezra is gone too long Aria will pee on his slippers to get his attention.
397.Caleb should have known something was up as a child when everyone refered to Jamie as "Uncle Dad".
398.Realizing that her French threats go over Emily's head,-A will now start leaving sinister messages for her in Pig Latin.
399.With Valentine's Day fast approaching Toby bought up all of the hydrangea's at the florist so he could spell out "SORRY I STOLE YOUR VIRGINITY AND RUINED YOUR LIFE." on Spencer's lawn.
400.PLOT TWIST:The hypnotic vision where Emily killed Alison was TRUE,it was the flashback of Alison NOT being a *itch that was false.
401.If you are out of Post It notes you can always leave a message carved into the face of a crypt.
402.Dr. Sullivan is gonna celebrate the grand opening of her new practice by taking a few days off.
403.Dr. Sullivan has failed to learn the first rule of psychiatry,get the money in advance.
404.Spencer was so eager to get a good seat for the Education Decathalon that she arrived a day early and sat on Mona's chest !

405.With the new addition of CeCe Drake to the list of people hanging around Alison's house the night she died,The DiLaurentis Home is now second only to The Gettsyburg Battlefield as the biggest visitor destination in Pennsylvania.
406. At 10 cents a bottle,-A left enough empties at Jason's place tonight for him to get his fifty grande back in deposits.
407.When Ezra is out of town Aria is forced to hang out with his nearest biological relative in order to avoid going into withdrawal.
408.Nine out of ten academics agree:stripping promotes better study habits among teens.
409.Wren is now a door to door psychiatrist.
410.Spencer's parents have now gone to England in hopes of finding a new country from which to ignore her.
411.Hanna eats cake in order to soak up moisture so she doesn't have to urinate.Makes you wonder if Ezra has a bladder control problem ?
412.FUN FACT: When Wes spilled wine on CeCe's carpet,Ashleigh Marin SENSED it from miles away !
413.When she was in church Hanna prayed that Caleb and Jamie would reconcile.When HE was in church,Jamie prayed that someone would leave him five dollars.
414. When The -A Team plays "spin the bottle",no matter who the bottle points to,Spencer is "It".
415.Melissa and CeCe met in Alison's back yard the night she died to discuss how suspicious it was that Byron was meeting with Alison back there that night.Byron met Alison back there to discuss how suspicious it was that Alison had been talking to Garrett and Jenna.Jason tried to do the math in his head of how many people were actually hanging around his back yard that night but it was too much for him and he passed out.
415: Stalkers play spin the bottle with Kentucky bourbon
416: People wear durags in juvie.
417.The best way to avoid taking a breathalizer test at a traffic stop is to run over the Police Officer that has stopped you.
418.Wren finds it a turn on when he sees the crazy girl he used to treat being choked by the crazy girl he wants to date.
419.Ella Montgomery's students have an open invitation to come and sit in her classroom between bells to wallow in their own depression.
420.A million dollar shower can be sabotaged by a $5.00 plunger.
421.Between them Hanna and Ashley Marin have been involved in nearly all of the traffic accidents in Rosewood.
422. A fearful CeCe is rushing off to join a fearful Lucas and a fearful Jenna....probably at an awesome party !
423.Fun Fact: Nine out of ten of life's mysteries somehow involve Melissa Hastings.
424.Historical Note: In episode 3.20 of PLL, Ashley Marin actually REFUSED a glass of wine!
425.Fun Fact: Diane Fitzgerald has never been given a "World's Greatest Mom" coffee mug as a gift.
426.Shanna stole all her smooth dating moves from Nate St. Germaine.
427. Don't expect sympathy from a girl whose boyfriend got shot.
428. A lesson to learn from Hanna: when you try to hide a secret that someone you're talking with asks about, never, ever say the word "nothing" and don't mask your face with a fake smile, otherwise you'll get yourself suspicious.
429.When Hanna Marin "masterminds" a criminal enterprise it is doomed to failure.
430.Aria and Malcolm have a lot in common,for example,they both go to the same pediatrician !
431.Aria was forced by Ezra to take a "time out" when she refused to let Malcolm wear the conductor hat.
432.Remember that ROSEWOOD POLICE cap that Wilden NEVER wore.Someone found it !
433.The autopsy will reveal that Toby died from "helmet hair''.
434.That kid the Cavanaugh's hired to pick up their mail and newspapers while they were on vacation really sucks at his job !
435.If Maggie and Malcolm move in with Aria and Ezra they can have their own sitcom/spinoff next season called THROWIN' A FITZ !
436.The eerie "mystery'' of how Toby's friend knew Emily's name was revealed to her when she got home and realized she had never removed her nametag from THE BREW.
437.Top three things Emily still foolishly believes in....
1. Santa Clause
2.The Tooth Fairy
3.Toby
438.Good News ! Maggie can start a new teaching job at Rosewood High right away.The last girl that had the job left town after she tried to murder Aria !
439.Detective Wilden is so "invaluable'' at the Precinct that no one has noticed he was missing.
440.In order to get out from under Ezra's mom's thumb Maggie decided to move far,far away.......to live with Ezra.
441. Keep your eye on a seven-year-old-boy when he's bouncing on mattress. You've got him out of your sight for one second, you see him whining on the floor with his jaw wounded in the next
442.Detective Wilden is made out of the same stuff that the "black box" on an airplane is,he's indestructable.

443.In Rosewood logic the best man to get you a job is the guy that got you fired from your last one.

444.Alison regularly attended church...to heckel the worshipers.

445.Eddie Lamb is a kind,thoughtful,helpful and handsome man,which in Rosewood marks him as a psychotic killer !

446.While Spencer's best friends are unable to vist her in the Insane Asylum ,Mona has an ALL ACCESS PASS.Probably won a radio contest.

447.Dr. Sullivan hopes to one day publish a paper about how to pretend to help mentally troubled girls.

448.Never let a crazy cop ,back from the dead, stand in your way of taking that awesome trip to New York !

449.Spencer's parents have extended their world tour so that they can ignore Spencer in non English speaking countries.

450.If the family member that is most broken up over Spencer being committed is Melissa,she's screwed.

451.Missy Franklin spent her whole life striving for Olympic Gold in the hopes of one day being able to meet Emily Fields !

452.Realizing that not everyone who needs terrorizing lives in Rosewood,The -A Team now is opening franchises that will bring a truck full of terror right to your door !

453.Ezra Fitz has now had every member of the Montgomery family in his bedroom except Mike.Give him time....
454. According to Hanna, nothing works underwater. This explains why Last Resort, ABC's submarine drama show, was axed without a chance to finish its first season.
455.To get a permit to bring a circus or carnival in Rosewood you must be able to prove to the local authorities that it will be hellishly creepy.

456.Children can't get enough of FAUST !

457.Ella Montgomery now trolls carnivals to get dates with carnies.

458.Spencer was lucky that Mona's favorite game wasn't TWISTER.

459.Spencer's mom was a kind and caring shoulder to cry on....for Alison.

460.The entire series was based on a plot by Ali to get the chance to slow dance with Spencer.

461.When he graduated Medical School,Wren was asked by his Professors what he wanted to specialize in.His response:"Being suspicious".

462.The Chief pathologist at the Rosewood Morgue was baffled when he was presented with a body that actually died of natural causes.

463.Wearing a Candy Striper outfit will allow you to successfully break into anywhere.If only Mike Montgomery had known....

464.After his latest hissy fit it took hours for Hanna to convice Caleb that he was still pretty.

465.Eating buttered popcorn is less messy if you wear gloves.

466.The box of "Missing Persons" files at the Rosewood Police Department is fairly small.The box of "Cases we thought we solved but totally DIDN'T" is ENORMOUS !

467.Spencer found a Radley "Vistor's Pass" with CeCe Drake's name on it,which made her think that CeCe was suspicious.Also making Spencer think CeCe was suspicious:EVERY SINGLE SECOND SHE EVER SPENT WITH CeCe DRAKE !

468.Malcolm's kidnapper was a more responsible babysitter than Aria,

469.The -A Team kidnapped Malcolm and framed Caleb's dad in an attempt to make the "Baby Daddy" and "Uncle Dad" plots relevant to the show.

470.Spencer is so anal retentive that she still manages to keep her black hoodie perfectly pressed in the asylum.
471.Spencer's parents are so uninvolved in her life that she has to plan her own "Welcome Home From The Asylum" party.

472.In a shocking twist "Pretty Eyes" is revealed to be Toby's stripper name !

473.Jenna and Shana one day hope to marry and adopt two suspicious children.

474.Malcolm thinks that Hanna is a much better babysitter than Aria but she's still not as fun as that kidnapper chick,"Alison".

475.Rosewood High's arch rival swim team's mascot looks like a dead girl in a red hood.

476.Yet again we see that a fire is the worst way to try to kill anyone.

477.When Jenna and Shana snatched Wilden from the scene of his hit and run accident they took him on a road trip,to a retro diner and then the cemetery.This is what they jokingly refer to as giving someone an "EMILY".
478. Make sure your enemy is dead before you bury them in your backyard.
479. The best way to avoid attracting attention at a funeral is to show up wearing a china mask underneath a huge shroud.

480.If you give Spencer a hearty breakfast and a piping hot cup a' joe she'll totally forget the utter hell you put her through that got her locked in an insane asylum.

481.Remember that time Jenna came by to warn you that you were hanging out with a murderer ? The next time you see her you should....

A. Thank her for trying to save your life.
B.Compare her to a snake.
C.Blow off the death of her friend with a "Meh" style "Sorry for your loss".
D. B and C

Answer: (for Emily) "D''.

482.Ali's technique to charm the pants off of Toby: referring to his clearly ill Mother as "lazy".

483.With Wilden and Garrett dead,Rosewood is now in dire need of new corrupt cops.

484.Although the Hastings and DiLaurentis families are both filthy rich neither of them will shell out a few bucks for some damn curtains.

485.The most exciting thing Ezra has done in two seasons took place in a daydream.

486.After attending Wilden's funeral the girls now qualify as "Gold Level Mourners".Their next funeral is FREE !!!!

487.Wilden's phone was ringing but HE was disconnected.

488.Emily and Paige think moving to California will put them beyond -A's reach.Hey,worked for Caleb's Mom,...right ?
489: The A team has a key to every car, house, apartment, etc in Rosewood.
490: Shopping at Macy's is a good way to keep your enemies closer
491: Lucas has feminine hands
492: Dressing like a spider is a way to stuff someone in a box
493: Mona understands Spencer's caffeine addiction better than Toby does. Toby still thinks they can be separated.

494: The list of people who didn't see Alison the night she died is far shorter than the list of people who did, so much shorter that it may be non-existant

495: Veronica Hastings can't separate her home and work lives because her daughter insists on blending the two, what with handling murder weapons, stealing autopsy reports and digging through caskets.
496.Recreating the scene of a fire is best accomplished with the contents of a Sampler Platter.

497.Only in Rosewood is befriending a visually impaired girl and helping the local Police considered "shady".

498.Emily and Paige's main consideration in picking a College: do they offer Queen Size beds ?

499.The best way to convince your girlfriend that you will never betray her to the -A Team again: to IMMEDIATELY betray her to the -A Team again !

500.Rosewood High's newest faculty hazing ritual: to stick the most recent teacher hired with the four most disruptive students the school has ever had,all in the same class at the same time.

501.Spencer was stunned when her admittance essay about murder,blackmail,and stays in an asylum sent up "red flags" for the U. Penn. staff

502.When Emily is out of spiked muscle pain cream she falls back on heavy narcotics

503.In an alternate universe,four Pretty Little Parrots are trying to discover who killed their bitchy best friend,"Tippi".

504.Aria's favorite Martial Arts move:"The Lip Lock".

505.Ali was so good at holding her breath that she was able to do it for a year underneath the Gazebo.

506.On the bright side,the details of Toby's Mother's death were enough to win him the prize for ''Most Depressing Backstory In Rosewood".

507.Question: can a bird that talks point out to you that attempting to feed it ANOTHER BIRD is just plain gross ?

508.Emily's Team Spirit is so strong she'll try to swim through cement.

509.Tippi The Parrot has contributed more to solving the -A mystery than Ezra has.
511.Zack and Ella's relationship is all about hot,steamy....PASTRY !

542.Melissa sometimes takes a break from being sketchy in Rosewood to be sketchy in D.C.

543. Jake's taken so many kicks to the head he thinks that black and white movies are "broken".

544.Ashley Marin would kill to avoid seeing a musical.

545.Detective Holbrook's "murder board" has all the lines going back to the same motive for Ali's murder;"Because she was a *itch !" .

546.After a hard day's work at his creepy Mask Studio ,Hector Lime likes to unwind somewhere relaxing...... The Doll Hospital in Brookhaven !

547.Ali was so good at holding her breath Hector didn't even have to leave nose holes for her when he made her mask.

548.-A is stealing all the Liars's Dad's weapons,like Peter and Tom's pistols.It's really gonna kick it up a notch when she swipes Wayne Field's TANK !

549.If -A had really wanted to frame Ashley Marin for Wilden's murder she should have stabbed him with a corkscrew.

550.Things are actually looking up for Emily.This year she's picking plaster out of her hair,last year it was glass.

551.Now that the girl's have swiped her mold they can finally prove to Spencer that Melissa is Two-Faced.

552.-A has a special Lair that is just used to store her vast collection of novelty albums.

553. Parents in Rosewood are so bad that Child Services only get involved when the parents appear to be decent ones. Clearly that means there is something going on.

554. If Spencer wants Melissa to answer a question, she must first wait a year and then answer it herself first.

555. Mental hospitals are always a great place to break into, I'm sure Emily will get her turn soon.

556. Tom Marin isn't all that concerned about the missing gun his ex may have stolen and now be keeping around their daughter, who is also known to have stolen things.
557.Wilden made the rookie mistake of keeping his ill gotten cash in a safe deposit box.PROFESSIONAL thieves always hide it in a box of lasagna.

558. Jake LOVES Jackie Chan as much as Aria HATES Jackie Molina.

559.Dr. Palmer's patients at Radley looked to him as a role model !

560.It sent up red flags when Dr.Palmer diagnosed all of his patients with "Heavy Air Syndrome".

561.Tonight Melissa dragged a sack full of busts of her own head into the woods,shattered them and tossed them in a pond.Strangely this doesn't even crack the top 100 list of sketchy things she's done.

562.Whenever the air got "too heavy",Ali panicked and tried to shake mask makers down for money.

563.With tough girl Emily sidelined with an injury it falls to martial arts master Aria to act as the Liar's "muscle".

564.The last time all of the Hasting's girls really enjoyed an afternoon drink together,Melissa was using a sippy cup and Spencer was drinking from Veronica's breast.

565.Melissa telling amazing truths sounds just like Melissa telling amazing lies.

566.Pam Fields loves her friends at Rosewood P.D. so much she invited them all to her house for a Domestic Disturbance.

567.Desperate to make all of her legal problems disapear,Ashley Marin offered to sleep with Detective Wilden again out of habit.

568.Every moment he spends around chaos,horror and death makes Wayne Fields yearn for the safety and comfort of combat.
569. The second Wayne Fields returns home, he just knows that Emily's problems are far from over. Clearly absence is the key to solving this mystery.

570. Everyone wants to protect Spencer. Even if she's been a complete bitch to them.

571. Melissa seemed more interested in helping Spencer out after finding out about the rejection letter than Veronica did.

572. In order to protect your sister, you must get someone she hates to spy on her.

573. The Hastings women are so intense that Peter ran away.

574. The NAT club are now taking applications. Someone should probably have told Spencer that they never talk on the videos when they film them, that's how people get caught.

575. Wilden was hated so much by the community that everyone is a suspect in his murder. Even Dr. Sullivan. Who may not have ever spoke to him (she was on the board)
576.Some people's dreams are so bad that they make their hair stand up.Hanna's are so bad they make her MOTHER'S hair FALL OUT !

577.Melissa is interning in England where she is learning how to tell lies and half truths with a posh accent.

578.Ella canceled her Austrian pastry romance when she suddenly remembered she had a son.

579.It was only after she was repeatedly stung by bees that Ella realised that the annoying buzzing she was hearing in the car wasn't Aria droning on and on about Ezra.

580.Sadly,Veronica Hastings best contacts inside the Rosewood P.D. are a dead patrolman and an accused child beater.

581.Since she heard her pals talking about it,Hanna is thinking of picking "Podunk" University as her safety school.

582.Mystery solved ! Hanna's mom swiped that pistol to protect her wine stash.

583.Toby's nickname:"Pretty Eyes".Spencer's nickname:"Crazy Eyes".

584.Byron was eager to cheat on Ella when she left for Austria until he remembered that they were no longer together.

585.Hanna planted a gun in the ground and a dozen Police officers instantly sprouted !
586. The only thing we (and the liars) learned from Spencer's most recent sleuthing is that there are people who didn't see Ali the night she died

587. The police often hang around in the woods waiting for the liars to do something sketchy, whether it be digging up some boots with a murder weapon or burying a gun.

588. If one parent is being accused of child abuse, clearly the other parent is involved. His spending the majority of his time in a different part of the country or even the planet is completely irrelevant.
589. Ellas advice on college visits is not to discover beer pong
590.When they want to have a "girl's weekend",Jenna and Shana just hop in the car,put the top down and cruise to sunny,cozy Ravenswood !

591.Mrs. Grunwald is the only person in Pennsylvania who has never heard of Alison DiLaurentis.She is also one of only ten people in the state that Ali DIDN'T visit on the night she disapeared.

592.Luckily for Hanna,her Dad ,Tom, has returned to give her the type of chilly indifference that she needs in this trying time.

593.Shana is pretty sure that if she can persuade Aria to sit in on keyboards that she and Jenna could win The Brew's "Open Mic Night ".

594.Just to shake things up,Mona decided to derail Spencer with the truth instead of a lie.

595.Toby's dead Mother has appeared more on the show than his live Father.

596.Once a week Mrs. Grunwald goes to the salon for a touch up to keep herself looking sinister.

597.A hung over Paige made an awkward discovery when she woke up in bed next to some random chick wearing an Emily mask.

598.In an ironic twist,"Mask Emily" won a scholarship to Stanford.

599.Sadly Noel Kahn is Mike's least douchey friend.

600.Visiting Ravenswood was the second scariest thing Shana did today.The first was letting a nearly blind girl drive her there.

601.Spencer is more apt to believe clues from a parrot than clues from her sister.

602.When Emily isn't working,the coffee at The Brew sucks.

603.Turns out the creepy masked girl with the "GUILTY" sign is just a new town mascot the Rosewood City Council dreamed up to promote tourism.

604.Shana loves it when Jenna plays with her....FLUTE.
605. How to get rid of a stalker? Easy. Scare them off by throwing a dead crow at the windshield of their car!
603 don't mistreat Emilys friends or shell put you on garbage duty
607. As Emily would tell you, having your parent work at the police station actually does no favors when solving your friend's murder or capturing your stalker.
608.The Fields family is so desperate for money they've turned their house into a drive-through.

609.-A doesn't need to try to destroy Ashley and Pam,their daughters already have that covered !

610.Ashley was heartbroken when she couldn't get her favorite wines added to her visitor's list.

611.The only upside of Ashley's arrest:Hanna gets to spend more quality time with her stepsister Kate.

612.Detective Wilden used to unwind by watching a "gripping" film before bedtime.

613.Nigel is a great pilot but he's terrible when it comes to creating an alias.

614.Toby and Caleb weren't tough enough to take down Nigel,they should have brought Paige to back them up !

615.Good or bad,blind or sighted,some people just REALLY like Jenna !

616.-A is sending Emily a $50.00 gift card from the hardware store.The mail truck should be crashing through the wall to deliver it tomorrow afternoon.

617.To lighten the mood ,Toby told Caleb the hilarious story about the time he knocked Hanna down with a rack full of mannequins.
619. Malcolm is such a crappy artist even Ezra can't fake enthusiasm for his work.

620. The best person to get your family out of mortal jeopardy:the person who was initially responsible for getting your family INTO mortal jeopardy in the first place.

621.In exchange for teaching him martial arts,Mike is teaching Jake how to steal pottery made by a blind girl.

622. At most lockdown facilities you have to flash an I.D.,at Radley you have to flash cookies.

623. Once she's back from building houses in Nicaragua,Emily will come back to Rosewood to rebuild her Mom's place.

624. Zoe gave Emily a glowing College endorsement,she said Em was the best blackout drunk she'd ever worked with !

625. Wilden is even sleazier when he's imaginary.

626. Mona DOESN'T have a "calming influence" on Caleb.

627. When they aren't busy flirting,Aria and Jake like to spend their time pimping for INSIDIOUS 2.

628.-A is handy with a drill,perhaps Habitat For Humanity can use him/her !
629: If you are accoused of a crime instead of calling a lawyer call Mona Vanderwall

630: Don't be accoused of a crime that involves high heels because the police will take all your heels away and leave you with flatts which is barbaric
631: Don't go to Ezra for help with college options because he will only pump you for information on A even when you clearly don't want to talk about it!
632. The Liars cunning plan to get Jenna to help them:treat her like crap.

633. Paige one upped Maya's "Under The Sea" Emily surprise by staging an actual drowning at her birthday party.

634.When things get hectic,Mona likes to hang out at her favorite vacation spot:Radley.

635. As part of her release agreement Ashley was forced to wear an ankle monitor and a wine detector.

636.Big scandal at the church,it seems $100,000 bucks was missing from the collection box.Out of habit everyone blamed Caleb's Dad.

637.The girls were so "concerned " about Jenna after her near murder that one went to bed,one made out with a karate instructor,one hung out with her Mom and one harrassed Jenna's grieving girlfriend.You girls are just dripping with compassion !

638.Jenna has better "form" in the water than Emily.

639.Ezra plans to fight Maggie for visitation rights with Malcolm.How soon he forgets Malcolm's dreadful "art".

640. Pastor Ted will hear your confession AND make you a pie !

641. Jenna officially cannot be killed by fire OR water !

642.More people talk about CeCe when she's gone than when she's in town.

643. Although RedCoat is currently living under the DiLaurentis house she has placed a bid on Caleb's old place in the school ventilator shaft .
635. As part of her release agreement Ashley was forced to wear an ankle monitor and a wine detector.

636.Big scandal at the church,it seems $100,000 bucks was missing from the collection box.Out of habit everyone blamed Caleb's Dad.

637.The girls were so "concerned " about Jenna after her near murder that one went to bed,one made out with a karate instructor,one hung out with her Mom and one harrassed Jenna's grieving girlfriend.You girls are just dripping with compassion !

638.Jenna has better "form" in the water than Emily.

639.Ezra plans to fight Maggie for visitation rights with Malcolm.How soon he forgets Malcolm's dreadful "art".

640. Pastor Ted will hear your confession AND make you a pie !

641. Jenna officially cannot be killed by fire OR water !

642.More people talk about CeCe when she's gone than when she's in town.

643. Although RedCoat is currently living under the DiLaurentis house she has placed a bid on Caleb's old place in the school ventilator shaft .

Lol to all them

644: Red Coat loves red wine almost as much as Ashley
645. Parties at lake houses probably aren't a good idea.
646. Emily will jump into a lake with an injury to save Spencer. With Hanna she'll just call the police, Spencer is probably just that impatient.
647. Living in a house is too mainstream for Red Coat, she prefers to live under one.
648. A never runs out of liquor. When there's no more vodka, she opens a bottle of bourbon instead.
649. Sadly,the best Psychiatrist the girl's know has dementia.

650.The best way to get a pass to see your incarcerated,evil stalker: ask for help from her evil stalker Doctor.

651.The DiLaurentis family were lousy at cropping their family photos,all of them show the arm of someone they tried to pretend wasn't really there sticking into the corner of the frame.

652. The upside to the reveal that Ezra is not Malcolm's father:he no longer has to pretend that the kid's art isn't crappy !

653. When her legal skills aren't enough Veronica Hastings has to go all SOPRANOS on the people that threaten her family.

654.A veggie burrito has the same effect on Aria as Spanish Fly.

655.Mrs. DiLaurentis was so sick of Ali playing the same song again and again on the piano that she tried to crush her fingers.

656. Red Coat has to sleep in the DiLaurentis's basement because she blows all of her money getting her jacket freshly dry cleaned every day.

657. When the Rosewood Police find out Ashley Marin's foot fits the shoe they found in the ruins of Emily's house they are gonna make her a Princess !

658. Jake's cuts heal faster than Wolverine's !
659. Women being horrored in fancy, stylish dresses and heels on a regular basis and looking all cool, collected, and calm, is just another ol' day at Rosewood!
60. Toby's Mom cut several hit singles while she was in the asylum.

661. Shocking revelation:Ali once made someone so angry that they pulled a gun on her.Equally shocking revelation:The Sun is really hot !

662. Jenna was so desperate to avoid line dancing that she had Shana beat her into a coma.

663. Not only is Spencer the smartest Liar,she has the best flashlight !

664. Jake got Aria a pair of cowboy boots from the set of TODDLERS AND TIARAS.

665. When she wasn't busy crushing her friend's spirits,Ali was crushing the spirit's of their unwanted boyfriends.

666. Ezra likes to pick up extra money working as a Hoedown bartender.

667. Spencer's hairdo was mocked by a guy that looked like one of the stars of DUCK DYNASTY.

668. The Rosewood Police Department spend endless hours staking out the abandoned car of a dementia addled ex-Doctor who now lives in New York.

669. Eager to play for both sides,CeCe owns a Red Coat AND a black hoodie !

670. -A's attempt to make homemade voodoo dolls ended in failure.

671. The girl's squandered the only chance they will EVER have to form an actual Cowboy "posse" to "head Red Coat off at the pass !''.
672. Ashley Marin's dismissal:just the latest in a series of legal failures for Marcia Clark.

673. Aria rates all of her potential lovers on their ability to stay awake during an old movie.

674. Curiously Hanna has actually made MOST of her major life decisions based on the responses of a Magic Eightball.

675. For the next month all of Pastor Ted's sermons are gonna be about all the great sex he's having with Ashley Marin.

676. -A is threatening Mona's life by trapping her at a charming Bed And Breakfast.

677. Shana is really lucky that Jenna can't see how many miles she's racking up on her Mustang.

678. Paige thinks Mona's French Club is full of maird !

679. Aria was embarrassed when the magician called her to be his assistant because she left her magician's assistant outfit at home.

670. Toby's Mothers Day Card was almost as crappy as the one's Malcolm made.

671. Mona's parents spend most of the year traveling with the Cavanaugh's .

672. Paige's Dad insists that she leave the door to her room open when Emily is visiting....because he want's to watch.Come on,this is Rosewood !

673. After defeating CeCe ,Aria next took on a clan of Ninjas !

674. CeCe's disapearing act was better than The Great Charlamagnes !

675. Hopefully The -A Corporation provides Healthcare for it's employees.

676. Alison really shouldn't have needed a psychic to tell her that someone was gonna try to kill her someday.

677. A dead giveaway that Ezra was -A: the staggering amount of money in -A's budget allotted for cake !

678. Aria was spared an awkward moment: she came this close to wearing HER World War 1 uniform and gas mask to Ravenswood !

679. Toby was so annoyed that Spencer told the girls his secret that he decided to fake his death again.
680. Hanna becomes the smartest liar by default when the others are being stupid and not taking stuff from the creepy stalker lair.

681. A being in a giving mood is not a good thing.

682. Spencer and Hanna are always more worried about nothing happening to Aria than they are about horrible things happening to Emily.

683. After two games of liar in the box, the girls realised they really didn't like playing.
684. Not even having your best friend's mom as as lawyer can help you sometimes.
685. The Spirits of the Dead eat corn chips.

686. Emily's Founder's Day costume: Pimp.

687.When she's not busy giving psychic readings or working at the funeral home,Mrs. Grunwald likes to spend her time grabbing random tourists and telling them to leave town.

688. Ravenswood Party Locations:
Founder's Day : Cemetery
Valentine's Day:Morgue
Halloween: Hell
New Years Eve:Not celebrated because it's ALWAYS Midnight in Ravenswood !

689. In Ravenswood you can't get a cell signal and the land lines only connect to the past.

690. The only Liar comfortable in her costume was Aria,she didn't realize it was retro.

691. Before they left Ravenswood the girl's went back to the funeral parlour to price caskets for Ali's next funeral.

692. Back in Rosewood Malcolm wonders why his "Dad" doesn't even PRETEND to like his macaroni art anymore ?

693. Hanna is so absent minded that she left Caleb on another show.

694. Ezra spent his time on the drive back to Rosewood trying to think up a good excuse for his new "hedge clipper" shaped bruise.

695. Ali was thinking about asking Jenna if she could crash on her couch until she gets a new apartment.

696.The biggest upside to Spencer's Ravenswood trip with the girl's: she finally passed a single evening without having to hear Toby whine about his dead Mother !
697: Staying up late to solve mysteries and then waking up early for school does not affect their ability to look stylish and cool.
698. Despite all of the murders, Rosewood parents aren't at all concerned when their teenagers stay out all night without even calling.
699: The Rosewood police have no remorse arresting attractive teenage girls.
700. The girl's are so happy that Ali is alive that they can't wait to kill her !

701. Ali's "ghost" always demands fresh linens everytime she haunts her Mother.

702. Also on the State "Missing Person's" database:Lucas,Jenna,Kate,The Cavanaugh's......

703. While cleaning out Jenna's car,Mona found some things that Jenna's old lovers had lost:Garrett's badge,Shana's violin and Toby's self respect.

704. Ezra spends many sleepless nights trying to come up with books for his class to read that telegraph his guilt.

705. Hanna discovered proof of Ezra's guilt when she found frosting stains on the corner's of Ali's diary.

706. A secluded house in the woods is a great place to hang out and relax,just ask Maya,Nate or Jenna !

707. Hanna is starting to regret telling Caleb to get his own show.

708. Years after Alison convinced them she had been abducted and stabbed for a laugh, the liars worked out that she wasn't a nice person.

709. Spencer does not approve of Hanna being the smart one.

710. Peter is home so little that he needed reminding that his daughter is smart, or maybe he was just being reminded that Spencer is his daughter.
711: Pam Fields taught her to daughter if you read your not so dead friends diary color coordinate with post it's the different people she talks about
712: Ezra searched Hannah's room for ball point pens
713: Hannah knows how to look stylish after a break up
714: mrs. d should stay away from Spencer coffee
715. Hanna's hookup with Mike was obvious from her online address:
[email]Hot4Mike2Young@hotmail.com

716.Other diary nicknames Ali used for the girls:

Spencer: "Caffiend"
Aria:"Clown Clothes"
Hanna: "Donut Pit"
Emily:"Gaymily"

717.Hanna told the girls she would never see Caleb again because he airs in a later timeslot.

718.We narrowly avoided a flashback of Spencer learning to make flan.

719.Peter told Spencer not to ruin their family,that's HIS job !

720.Travis offers "Roadside Assistance" and "Free Shoulder To Cry On".

721.Toby's Mom "accidentally" fell off of Radley's roof....after someone "accidentally" pushed her.

722.Aria awkwardly tried to explain why her "Hello Kitty" panties were laying on her "Uncle's" floor.
723. The Rosewood Town Church has the most poorly attended bake sales in Pennsylvania.

724.Toby attends most of his important legal meetings shirtless.

725.Hanna tosses out large portions of her wardrobe after every breakup.If she calls it quits with Travis next week she'll have to do all her sluething in a bra and panties.

726.Shana tops the list as Rosewood's most popular minion.

727.Spencer was suspicious of Paige and Jenna this week...so no change there !

728.Spencer was so pissed that her Dad broke up her makeout session with Toby that she broke up Emily's makeout session with Ali.

729.Ezra exploded at Maggie's lawyer when she insisted that Ezra take full possession of Malcolm's terrible macaroni art.

730.Hanna was suspicious when she saw Ezra buying hundreds of plates to smash.

731.Emily fretted for hours over just the right outfit to wear to an abandoned wearhouse.

732.Ashley warned Hanna not to rush into a quickie romance because you can't always count on a murderer to get rid of your new lover if he gets too clingy.

733. Jessica DiLaurentis joined the Radley Board because she wanted to secure a vacation home for her kids.

734.Spencer's song choices for her parents romantic dinner included "LIAR,LIAR","YOUR CHEATIN' HEART" and "LOVE CHILD".

735.All of Ezra's alibis for his secret trips involve meetings with imaginary friends.Next time he plans to tell Aria he has to go into Philly to meet his old college pals "Calvin" and "Hobbes".

736.Jake's attempt to kick his kitchen knives clean ended in failure.

737.Aria's only defence against Ezra's rage:brownies !

738.Alison has terrible regrets about her past.For example,she regrets giving so many people totally legit reasons to murder her.

739.The only upside to Shana's relationship with Jenna:Jenna doesn't complain when Shana displays all of her framed photos of herself with Alison.
740. The reason Spencer and Hanna panic over nothing happening to Aria when bad stuff is happening to Emily is that Emily gets angry when they try and protect her.

741. When Spencer runs away/leaves home, she's always sure to tell her parents where she's thinking of going.

742. Peter's progress in acknowledging his kids took a huge setback when he claimed they needed a family night but only invited one of his three children.
743: Ezra also yelled at the lady for eating his cake
744: A good way to cheer up Ezra is a brownie with whipped cream
745: even on the run Ali finds a way to curl her hair
746: Peter Hastings uses lawyer language for his lies
747. Emily thinks it's perfectly reasonable to expect Hanna to be pissed at someone just because she is.
748. With Aria being useless, Emily being stupid, and Spencer a mess, Hanna is our only hope.
749. Smashing a picture frame is one of the worst things that has ever happened to Aria.
750. Reading crime novels is the best solution to heartbreak.
751. Rosewood High thought that they should probably get a counselor after all of the murders and torture.
752. Ezra's madness has escalated,he's switched to pie !

753. At last,the greatest mastermind in Rosewood has returned.Tippi is back !

754. Now that she has answered one of her biggest questions thanks to the discovery of "Board Shorts Ale",Spencer is desperate to find someone who drinks "Head -A Lager".

755. Wayne Fields has the biggest heart of all the father's in Rosewood.Sadly,it's diseased.

756. Look out Ashley Marin,there's a new cougar in town,Mona Vanderwaal !

757. Maggie broke Ezra's heart...and her lease !

758. Once Hanna solves the mystery of who is in Ali's grave she plans to begin a search for this missing "Waldo" boy that she's heard everyone is looking for.

759. Detective Holbrook recommends more books than Oprah.

760. Sean Acker is so unappealing that his family try to get people to agree to go out with him while they are under anesthesia.

761. Hanna fell asleep at the dentists and woke up with an -A message in her mouth.Lucky she didn't nap at the gynecologists.
762: the girls need Spencer on movie outing cause she throws jelly beans at people who break up with their car
763: newest reveal on PPL in addition to making flown Spencer is a horse riding champion
764: Spener is smart to know that if you follow a dessert trail you lead to Ezra
765: Ezra A team motive is because Ali criticized his dessert order
766.Druggie Spencer twerks harder than Miley Cyrus.

767.Shocker:Alison called Shana on the phone.
Bigger Shocker:She called her from an actual phone booth ! When was the last time you saw a real phone booth ?

768.Spencer's legs jump up and down so badly when she does drugs that The Brew actually allows her to grind her own coffee beans.

769.Spencer has become so used to lying about her whereabouts to her friends that when she ran into Hanna face to face on a busy street she instinctively told her that she wasn't there.

770.Aria is keeping her reunion with Ezra quiet because she wants it to be a big surprise when her friends find her dead body.

771.Shana visited Mrs. DiLaurentis's in response to her newspaper ad :''Sneaky minion wanted,must have own car".

772.Ezra told Aria that drifting apart from her friends was a good thing....because there would be fewer witnesses when he inevitably tried to murder her.

773.Ezra's chick pea ploy was telegraphed by Alison's diary entry titled "Board Shorts' Chick Pea Deception".

774.Ezra's underground WiFi reception is fantastic !

775.Emily hid Ali's money in a coffee bag because she didn't have a lasagna box handy.

776.Ezra has a camera hidden outside his apartment door so that he will have a visual record of all of his cake deliveries.

777.The Ravenswood lair was rented by a "Mr. B. Shorts".

778.If you need a new minion,Shana is now available.Just give her time to buy a new phone.

779.If you hold Wren's prescription pad up to the light you can see the impression of all the -A's he's scribbled on it.
780: today's shocker Ezra is cheating on desserts with vegetables
781: Hannah realized something was wrong when Spencer switched from coffee to tea
782: reuniting with her high heels has made Hannah perceptive
783: Alison was sad because she doesn't have money for her highlights and villainous black manicure
784. Even in Black and White,Ali is a *itch.

785. Ezra is getting even less sleep than Spencer nowadays.He stays up until the wee hours of the morning trying to find ways to make casual observations sound sinister.

786. Hanna suspects there's something wrong with Ezra's ''-A-NESS".

787. Retro PAILY is even sadder than normal PAILY.

788. Hanna freely admits that Mona is a better streetwalker than she is.

789. Even Alison's portrait is lying,it's really a bowl of fruit !

790. Ezra cunningly rewrote Ali's diary by scrawling at the bottom of each page "It's lucky that I,Alison DiLaurentis,know that Ezra Fitz isn't -A !".

791. It was a lot harder to anonymously threaten someone in the 40's because your "texts" had to be delivered by a messenger.

792. In the '40's "Canoe Trip" used to be code for "Pink Drinks".

793. Ezra is a lover,not a fighter.That's why he uses Mona as his "muscle".
94. Spencer's mind is a scary place.
795. Spencer has got more done since she started taking drugs than anyone has in 3.5 seasons.
796.In Spencer's mind she punishes Ezra by creating a world without cake !
797: if Hannah was a teacher and her students gave her nothing but mugs she would find a reason to flunk them lol
798. The title of Ezra's book about his relationship with Alison:"The Douchebag and The *itch".

799. Ali's ideal location for a romantic rendezvous:The Reptile House.

800. Mona and Mike seem to be a very happy,well balanced couple.Perhaps if they had started dating two years ago none of this would have happened !

801. Spencer's "So what if I'm a strung out junkie,your boyfriend is a murderer !" defence didn't go over as well as she had hoped.

802. Aria wasn't sure what was scarier,sharing a chairlift with a man she suspected of murder or walking a tightrope all the way to the lodge in the dark.

803. Feeling ignored between Aria's trauma and Spencer's drug addiction,Hanna decided to start binge eating again.

804. When the person with the most stable romantic life is Mona Vanderwaal,things have really taken a turn for the worse !

805. Ezra may have lost Aria,but he'll always have cake !

806. The most treacherous snake they ever had inside Ambrose Pavillion was Alison DiLaurentis.

807. Aria tried to escape from Ezra by boarding a slow moving chairlift.Next week,a pogo stick !
808. In Rosewood, you're more likely to run into the girl that tortured you when you get home than you are your own parents.

809. When Spencer cancels on him, Toby hangs out with her mother.
810. Shana is keeping close tabs on Rosewood for Alison...from Georgia.

811. An obsessive Spencer is stunned when she learns that Toby doesn't know what "cronuts" are . If that is true then what ELSE doesn't he know about pastries ? Is their whole relationship a lie !

812. For a tiny girl Aria can make a HUGE mess !

813. Aria was shocked when she listened to Grunwald's tape and found two full hours of alternate takes of Alison trying to sound fearful and regretful without cracking up.

714. Deliveries of uppers to Spencer's locker are no longer covered by her HMO.

715. Spencer is considering hiring her father's old detective to find out where her parents spend most of the year.

716. Hoping to make up for the whole swim coach disaster,Paige decides to dime out Alison to the Police,her latest in a long line of "romantic gestures" to Emily.

717. Paige decided that the best way to protect Emily from the girl who used to manipulate and blackmail her is to manipulate and blackmail her.

718. Noting that there was an absence of Policemen having inappropriate relationships with teenage girls in Rosewood since Garrett died,Hanna decided to put the moves on Detective Holbrooke.

719. CeCe and Mrs. DiLaurentis were furious when they saw Spencer trying to hit Ali in the head with a shovel.They had already called dibs.

720. Aria angrily turned to Principal Hackett for rebound sex.

721. The book Ezra was pitching in New York was actually a comic book called "SLEAZYTOWN".

722. Unsure of the best place to go to unwind,Aria sought advice from the most experienced travelers in Rosewood,Toby and Jenna's parents .

723. Rosewood residents cut their winter heating bill by a full third by burning incriminating documents for warmth.
724. Emily has to be routinely reminded that Alison is an awful person because she can't be expected to remember things that actually happened to her.

725. If someone leaves pills in your addict friend's locker, it is okay to let her keep them if she says she's going to throw them away.

726. Spencer was so overwhelmed by having three people focused on her at once that she found herself on the verge of another breakdown.

727. Peter, Veronica and Toby have spent so much time together worrying about Spencer that they're now perfectly in sync.
728. Aria's idea of a Higher Education is a drunken booty call.

429. Spencer's parents were a bit annoyed that she has a drug problem rather than a mental problem.If they get one more punch on their Radley "Frequent Inmate " card they get a free night in lockdown !

430. Mr. Fitz's student evaluation card ratings are REALLY gonna drop off this year !

431. Whatever else happens to her,Aria can at least be sure that she and her friends will be getting A's in English Lit. this term.

432. Spencer was relieved when her Mom mentioned that she used to try to plant a garden in her bed when she was high.

433. Remembering how well last years Teen Fashion Show went ( ! ),Mrs. DiLaurentis is now planning one with bridal gowns.

434. One night Aria drunkenly used her "One Free Beat Up a Boyfriend "Card.Shortly after graduation she released her own True Crime book :"The Mysterious Murder Of Ezra Fitz ".

435. Mona still can't get that "wet guide dog"smell out of Jenna's car.

436. Ezra later wrote a children's pop-up book based on Ali's disapearance titled "Hide And Seek With Ali".It is the only book ever marketed to five year olds with the word "*itch" on every page.

437. Mona had to break up with Mike.His constant love and support was driving her sane.
839. In a shocking twist,Ella was never in Austria,she was just placing calls from her old bedroom.

840. Mrs. DiLaurentis is furious that the Police want to exhume Ali's body again.She is running out of depressing quotes to inscribe on her tombstone.

841. When an adult male reads a bedtime story to a teenage girl it is best if HE doesn't fall asleep on top of her.

842. The Rosewood Police Department is determined to find out who is really inside Alison's coffin.They plan to charge them with tresspassing.

843. Mrs. DiLaurentis spends 4 hrs a day staring into Spencer's bedroom window on the off chance thar Spencer might walk in and be creeped out,

844. In an odd coincidence it was discovered that the mail inside the DiLaurentis's mailbox wasn't really theirs !

845. Zack is a lucky man,he not only gets to marry Ella , he can also cater his own wedding.

846. It's a pity that Emily lost that tooth necklace,it would have been a great accent to Spencer's bone dress.

847. Paige has been dumped more times than the body in Ali's grave.

848. Knowing the Police would suspect she was using an alias,CeCe "cunningly" signed her real name in a hotel registry.

849. -A revised the old wedding tradition by providing "something borrowed,something blue and something pilfered from a decomposing corpse".

850.Mrs. DiLaurentis was forced to set bear traps around her house on the off chance that Alison might try to return home.
851. Noel Kahn moonlights as a travel agent.

852. Detective Holbrook accomplished more genuine Police work in one day than Wilden and Garrett did in two years.

853. Ian's idea of "sweet talk" was telling Melissa that the underrage girl he was videotaping in bed meant nothing to him.

854. PLL Logic: The girl who treated her friends like puppets,gay baited a girl to near suicide,blackmailed an innocent boy into jail and blinded the only girl who had the guts to stand up to her was basically a good kid.

855. Ali's foolproof plan to flush -A out: give everyone who hated her reason to MURDER her on the same night,

856. Since Aria and Ezra are broken up,-A decided to give him a shot....in the chest.

857. Even after a full day of scheming,Alison still needed to be rocked to sleep....by -A .

858. Mona briefly had a complete "Alison" collection when she collected Alison herself !

859.In a "shocking" twist,Melissa was revealed to have been hiding something !

860. Not wanting to be outdone by her own daughter,Mrs. DiLaurentis arranged for herself to be buried too !
861. Most New Yorkers like to save on excessive cab fares by riding on top of ambulances.

862. Ezra secretly staged his near fatal shooting because he was writing a book about overcrowding at hospital Emergency Rooms.

863.CeCe Drake's two greatest passions: 1. High fashion. 2. Takin' out cops !


864. Despite it's flawless execution, the girl's were not impressed with -A's "Hoodie and Mask" flash mob.

865. When things get too tense, Noel Kahn likes to break the ice with a good lesbian joke !

866. Mona was gonna invite ALL of the students that Ali had tormented to her meeting but the football stadium was booked.

867. Jenna Marshall is so hot she can get Ali's childhood friend to try to murder her without even asking.

868. With Aria and Emily already having killed someone, Spencer decided to murder Toby just so she could beat out Hanna for the 3rd place slot.

869. "Vivian Darkbloom" was a much better alias than CeCe's last one ," Ima Killerstein".

870. Aria will not be charged for killing Shana but Mrs. Fitzgerald will have her jailed for staining the theater's carpets with Shana's blood.
872. Ali decided to turn over a new leaf when she returned to Rosewood...by telling a HUGE lie !

873. Jason only has time to clean his car out at night because he's busy during the day acting sketchy .

874. The girls were troubled when Ali insisted on keeping her mom's rescue dog Pepe in the same cage she used for Tippi the parrot.

875. Emily's attempts to cheer Aria up by jumping up and shouting " Damn, you killed the **it out of Shana !"failed to lighten her mood.

876. Mona gave all of the students whistles to help drown out the screams of all of her victims.

877. Out of habit , Alison went to her crypt and stole her fake body.

878. An avid gardener, Ali was delighted that she returned home just in time to see her Mother sprouting in the back yard.

879. Just as the coroner pronounced Mrs. DiLaurentis dead, the Munchkins emerged from their homes and began to dance and sing !

880. Alison secretly resented her Mother for stealing her spotlight after she returned home.
881. When Ali saw that her father was upset by her wearing her mother's dress to her funeral she went right upstairs and changed....into a body bag.

882. Principal Hackett asked the girls to maintain a low profile at school now that Ali is back. You know, to be low key and inconspicuous, just like they usually are...

883. Sydney hopes that if she works hard and really applies herself that one day she too can be dumped by Emily Fields !

884. Jason is so upset by the way his father treats him that he is planning to leave home and let the old Jason move back in.

885. Hanna should have realized that Mona was turning her into a clone of Alison when Mona suggested that a bloody head wound would really set off her eyes !

886. Ezra was happy that Aria trusted him with the knowledge that she had killed Shana. It gave him an idea for a really great book !

887. Peter is determined that Spencer never learns his terrible secret, he craves trans fats !

888. Determined not to be Alison's clone, Hanna has decided to dye her hair black and always wear red.

889. Despite being dumped by Emily, Paige decided to look on the bright side. There's always Shana !

890. The funeral director asked Mr. DiLaurentis if he wanted to leave his wife's casket uncovered, just to save time later.
891: instead of flowers or chocolates Mona should give Mr. Fitz cake or pie
892: the Hastings and the Di Laurentisis or like the Borgias and Medicis
893: Ezra was out of cake so he decided to play chess with Aria
894: Desperate to earn points to become a platinum mourner Aria watched Shana funeral online
895: according to Hannah if your unsure of what you buy shop lift
896. Shana's most shocking secret: her last name was FRING !

897. "Moved back to Georgia" is slang for "Murdered in a theater".

898. Lucas had to give up home schooling when his Mom started bullying him.

899. Despite a thorough medical exam, doctors were unable to determine if Alison truly gave a crap about all the lives she had destroyed.

900. When Toby is out of town a signal goes off at Andrew's house.

901. A joker to the end, Shana pre-taped a shot of herself rising from the dead and had friends splice it into the footage of her funeral.

902. Ali's medical records make no note of the scar on her thigh that was left when they separated her from her evil Siamese twin.

903. One bright note for Ali, her slam board has had so many hits that Youtube is cutting her a big check !

904. Hanna is shoplifting again so by Rosewood law her Mom has to sleep with Detective Holbrook.

905. Paige congratulated Sydney on her improved swimming speed by holding her underwater until she passed out.
906. Jenna does most of her traveling at night because she's been told that she looks creepier in the dark.

907. Veronica Hastings knows a good lawyer to represent her at her divorce, Peter Hastings !

908. Lucas thought growing a beard would make him appear more trustworthy but that really didn't pan out.

909. Sydney came to Rosewood in response to a want ad searching for a "new Shana".

910. Aria thinks that the best way to comfort a traumatized blind girl is to enter her house unannounced, startle her and then run away without saying anything.

911. Ali's apologies are only accepted by people who didn't really know her that well.

912. Now that Emily can cross "Make love to Alison " off of her bucket list, all she has to do is have a steamy one night stand with Jenna in order to die happy.

913. Hanna waited for Spencer to kick her Aderol addiction before she descended into alcoholism because she didn't want to share the spotlight.

914. Hanna was so caught up in her own drama that she forgot to give Caleb her condolences over the cancelation of RAVENSWOOD.

915. Jenna decided to go over to Aria's and scare the *hit out of her for breaking into her house.

916. Amazingly Ali and Mona were both able to cross the threshold of a church without bursting into flames !

917. Aria went to Jenna's and found her sobbing on the floor, missing Shana. She then went to Ezra's and found HIM sobbing on the floor, missing cake.

918. Jenna has all of her creepy meetings in the woods because all the lairs in Rosewood are rented out.

919. The girl in Ali's grave escaped from Radley...just like every other person who was ever committed there.

920. Sadly, Jenna and Toby's parents FINALLY decided to return home on the night their house exploded.
921: Rosewood is able to get Frozen two years in advance
923: Ezra was only spying on Aria to protect her, every breath she takes, every move she makes, every bond she breaks, every step she takes, every single day, every word she says, every game she plays, every night she stays, he was watching her.
924: Emily's is caught between alidson and Paige and whether she's an Anna or a Elsa
925. Aria is still giving Ezra the cold shoulder. She only has sex with him twice a night.

826. -A's sending Alison the video of her Mom being buried is fair enough, but signing it with ROTFLMAO was in bad taste.

827. When Hanna tried to help Ali flee from Rosewood forever she was being a good friend...just like Mona !

828. Seeing Aria's purse at Ezra's, Detective Tanner concluded that he was a secret transvestite with really tacky taste.

829. Emily insisted that Paige tell her all the members of Mona's Army because Ali was marked for death...which immediately marked Paige for death too !

830. When the Cavanaugh's house exploded many passersby were wounded by flying snow globes.

831. Someone beat Ali like a piñata but the only prize they got was an enraged Emily.

832. Aria's tour of Radley included the Chamber Of Secrets, The Evil Doll Room and the Revolving Door that the most dangerous inmates use to escape at will.

833. The Cavanaugh's have to live on the street now because Caleb won't get out of their cabin.

834. The best way to maintain a low profile is to parade around a small town covered head to toe in a 19th century funeral dress.
835. Sydney admired how Alison's new scarf covered the bruises from where she had choked her.

836. Sometimes Caleb likes to read a comic book and daydream about having a life as quiet and care-free as Swamp Thing.

837. Ever the gentleman, Ezra held the door open for Spencer while she carried away the hundreds of boxes of records that he had secretly recorded about the most intimate moments of her life.

838. Mona clearly didn't place the rat in Paige's locker because "Rats are SO last year ! ".

839. Sadly Aria was trapped under Big Rhonda's bed at Radley on "Chili Night" at the cafeteria.

840. The perfect dinner guest, Ali entertained Mrs. Fields for hours by telling her an imaginative assortment of huge lies.

841. Hanna choked when Mrs. Fields accidentally put some water in her vodka.

842. Bethany had to draw that picture of a woman falling to her death from memory because Toby's Mom wouldn't stay still.

843. Hanna tried to amuse Sydney at The Brew by telling her the hilarious story of the time she smacked the *hit out a blind girl in the school bathroom.

844. Paige was touched by Emily's phone message: "Hey , sorry about the rat and getting you marked for death and everything. Bye, love yo....I mean,um....LIKE...do you LIKE....bacon ?".

845. Hanna told Sydney she would be happy to make peace with Jenna if Jenna would finally apologize to the Liars for ruining their stink bomb prank by going blind like a big jerk.
846. When she has no real issues to pick a fight over, Spencer decides to argue with Melissa over who gets to do the housework.

847. Peter and Veronica's separation has turned Melissa into their parent.

848. Simply saying "I love you." isn't cryptic enough for Melissa.

849. Unsurprisingly, Spencer setting up cameras to try and catch her family being sketchy didn't lead to any evidence that her family are sketchy.
850. Ali joined the choir so she could set her lies to music.

851. The upside of Hanna's drinking problem: she has collected enough aluminum cans to buy Ali another ticket out of town !

852. Toby hopes that he can live up to the legendary law enforcement stature of Wilden and Garrett.

853. Inspired by her deal with Big Rhonda, Aria offered Ali a root beer and a bag of Cheetos if she would tell her what the hell was going on.

854. It seems that Zack went to Europe to study how to be a lecherous creep.

855. Out of habit, Spencer forced Toby to take the blame for her eye injury.

856. Ali was so nervous at the Marin's house that she decided to sleep in a shallow grave in the back yard .

857. Noel Kahn will break into any house at any time of the day or night. His price ? A root beer and a bag of Cheetos.

858. With Zack now hitting on her, Hanna can no longer hang around at The Brew. She now has to find a new place to spend a full quarter of her life.

859. Tell Aria a lie, she gets angry.
Tell Aria the TRUTH and she goes BERSERK !!!
60. Noel shouldn't use Ali's incriminating audio tapes to demo his car's sound system.

861. Ali was stunned when she couldn't win a "stare down" with Jenna.

862. Sydney likes to dress up like Jenna because she wants to see how long it will be before Jenna wonders why so many people mistake them for twins.

863. Spencer was outraged when Noel demanded she return the stuff she had stolen from him. How dare he !

864. Oddly, Jenna can see Ali more clearly than the Liars can.

865. Ella has really hit rock bottom . Not only is her fiancé a cheater, she's taking fashion advice from Aria !

866. After Caleb hit Zack he had to duck into a bathroom to wash the sleaze off his hand.

867. Emily is outraged by the way Jenna used Sydney to spy on her....just like Ali used Shana to spy on Jenna.

868. When Ella needs comforting from the fiancé that cheated on her she turns to her ex-husband...who ALSO cheated on her.

869. -A has 20/25 vision. Would've had 20/20 but that hoodie kept getting in the way.
870: Emily knows Spanish
871: Caleb needs to buy Toby's mom a new pan
872. If Spencer's "Plan B." fails she can always fall back on her usual plan, blaming everything on Melissa and Jenna.

873. Emily's "Plan B."... PAIGE .

874. The Rosewood Police are always late in arresting the guilty but are extremely punctual when releasing them !

875. Cyrus once stabbed Alison but she didn't die because the blade wasn't blessed by a priest.

876. Out of habit Melissa stole the video of her confession out of Spencer's room shortly after she left it there.

877. Melissa later regretted asking Ali to run the camera when she taped her confession to Spencer.

878. Cyrus will also disguise himself as "Vivian Darkbloom" when he attempts to get through airport security.

879. The Rosewood Police should crack the DiLaurentis case about the time Toby makes Commisioner.

880. Melissa's confession is beautifully edited, she learned how to cut video when she was assembling Ian's old underage sex compilations.

881. Mona is a wonderful singer, she used to practice a lot when she was strapped to her bed at Radley
882: Best part of Ella's break up Aria gets a ton of sparkly tops
883: cafe de blue will not be the new hang out
884: if your afraid of retribution a social worker will come
885. Emily hopes Paige will take her back because she has finally realized that Paige is her one true love....unless Alison REALLY apologizes to her, and then, Hasta La Vista, Paige!

886. If you come across a bloodied girl lying next to an open grave the neighborly thing to do is to bury her. Pay It Forward !

887. Caleb finally got closure over the loss of his Ravenswood pals when Hanna showed him that they all had gone on to new shows on IMDB.

888. Byron was murdered at the theater because he wouldn't take off his stupid fedora.

889. Mona left the theater in tears when Aria whispered the movies' ending to her.

890. Sadly ,all of the freed spirits from Ravenswood were killed by the Cavanaugh's bug zapper.

891. Only Hanna would hold an intervention at a bar.

892. Byron told Detective Tanner to stop putting Aria in uncomfortable positions, that's HIS job !

893. When things get too tough for her in Rosewood, Ella heads to Scranton to stay with her secret family, the one she's actually proud of.

894. No one who lives in Rosewood has ever gotten to see a color movie at their local theater.

98. Every holiday season all the people in Rosewood fill the streets to look at the beautiful ,twinkling lights....atop the Police cars and ambulances parked in front of the latest crime scene.

899. Emily is finally fed up with Ali, She's giving her just ONE more chance and then they are done !

900. Due to Defense Department cuts, Mona's Army was disbanded.

901. Ezra is now hoping to have an inappropriate relationship with Aria's Granny.

902. The doctor's assured Toby his leg would mend in time for the Christmas episode.

903. The show's biggest twist yet: Hanna has her choice of Ivy League Colleges while Spencer can't get into Clown College.

904. Mona's latest lair: the trunk of -A's car.

905. Ali is definitely on Santa's "Naughty" list this year !

906. The one gift NO ONE wants to find under their tree this Christmas: Mona.

907. Ali was hard pressed how to explain to her new army how Crazy Mona managed to stab herself to death and then hide her own body.
908: Due to the screwy timeline Paige and Emily broke up for a day lol
909: Looking at Mona you can get committed and still get into the Ivies
910: people chose Ali's army because they served chips
911. Mona's lawyer tracked Hanna down on Christmas Eve during a snowstorm when Hanna was just randomly walking around town with her friends. That guy is more dedicated than -A !

912. Even after her death, Mona looks FABULOUS !

913. In a heartwarming flashback, Mrs. D. taught Ali how to lie through her teeth.

914. Spencer likes to dress up like a ****ty elf to sexually torment Toby when he is crippled.

915. Rosewood's town motto:''Bitches get burried !".

916. Emily is outraged that Jenna and Sydney would go out and sing Christmas carols to the elderly. Those bitches !

917. Lucas can only get a girl on his lap if he wears a Santa suit.

918. CeCe charmed Ali with a lovely rendition of "Do You Wanna Build A Snowman ? "

919. It took Ali ages to find her new pal Jenna just the right Christmas card: ''Sorry I blinded you and ruined your life. We're cool, right ? " .

920. Just as Hanna and Spencer escaped from Ali's house , the Grinch broke into it and stole all of her Christmas presents.

921.By the time Ali REALLY died everyone in town was tired of attending her funerals.

922. The gang celebrated on Christmas morning by putting on their Santa underwear and having an orgy.
923. Breaking glass to make a weapon makes more sense than going and getting a knife from the next room.

924. If this could be your last Christmas before jail, your family won't want to spend it with you.

925. It makes perfect sense to be hostile to people that have never really hurt you after spending weeks running around after your bully.
927. Ali was startled by the old Hawaiian tradition of *itchslapping anyone who crashes a funeral.

928. Toby is such a great cop that he got his own desk after being on the job for just two months !

929. Ezra's gonna have a hard time getting the smell of stale coffee and womanizing creep out of The Brew.

930. Paige told Emily that she heard an old song lyric that made her think of her: "Na na na na,na na na na, hey heyyyy, goodbye !".

931. Hanna enjoys hanging with Mrs. Grunwald because she reminds her of her Grandma (apart from the whole "creepy as *uck" thing).

932. Ezra's attempt to cheer Mike up with small talk like "Boy, I'll bet Mona must really be stinking by now." wasn't well received.

933. Rosewood's latest big mystery: what happened to Emily's Mom's muffin tray ?

934. Caleb discovered why Aria was rejected by all of the colleges she applied to. She dotted all of her "i's" with little hearts on her applications.

935. Mona's Mom started a charity in her name. It was to help poor devious children carry out ruthless vendetta's.

936. -A wrapped Aria up in plastic wrap to keep her fresh for later.

937. Ever the perfectionist, Mona kept demanding that her murderer do retakes until her movie was just right.

938. Emily ran beside Paige's plane yelling "goodbye" until airport security shot her in the leg.

939. Detective Tanner told Spencer she was cleared of Bethany's murder. However, she was now a person of interest in the disappearance of Mrs. Fields' muffin tray.

940. The sight of fireworks frightened the Liars but the SOUND of fireworks freaked Jenna the *uck out !

941. She likely didn't kill Mona but it's still kinda hard not to think Ali deserves to be in prison.
942: it costs 69 dollars to go from Rosewood to Atlantic city
943: in Rosewood after 2 weeks of being a cop you get your own desk
944. Ali reminded Toby of the pain of being locked up on false charges. Unfortunately she ALSO reminded him of how much fun it would be to see the person that had you locked up on false charges rotting in jail.

945.Only Aria would turn to her boyfriends vengeful ex-girlfriend for help getting into college.

946. Caleb has been a murder suspect before. Boy, you wouldn't think a guy who used to live in an air duct would be so sketchy !

947. Given the choice between staying locked up or moving with Holbrook into his dad's creepy trailer, Ali chose prison.

948. She may be a decent camper but Hanna doesn't know the proper way to skin and gut a teddy bear.

949. Aria's letter about Ezra ruining her life made a nice companion piece to his book about her being a murder suspect.

950. Caleb emerged from the kiln with a beautiful bronze glaze.

951. Diss her empanadas and Emily will shank you faster than Cousin Nate.

952. Jason doesn't understand how ''Employee of the Month" works.

983. The only person to ever go upstairs with Ashley Marin and NOT try to sleep with her was the ghost of a seven year old girl.
954. A door has never closed on it's own.
955. You can forget your a Police Officer while you're on duty.

956. It's perfectly reasonable to be angry with someone for doing something they said they wouldn't do, even if you found out they had done it while you were attempting to do the exact same thing.
957: Ali is getting frustrated that all her wardrobe choices are prison jumpsuits
958: No one can make a good expresso or cappuccino as Emily
960: to Jason and Ashley thanking someone for dinner leads to a kiss for coffee it's the upstairs bedroom
961: College acceptance letters are "congratulations girl you got in" by text message
962: Aria was shocked to hear being Ezra girlfriend isent a extra curricular activity
963. Emily was angry when she couldn't find an envelope big enough to mail herself to Paige .

964. The Brew instantly went out of business because Ezra rolled the prices back to 1975.

965. Pastor Ted told Ashley how he put a roof on a church in Peru. Ashley told Pastor Ted about how she pitched a tent in Jason's pants.

966. Spencer was angry that she was accepted to the University Of Hawaii because she loathed the idea of getting a degree in a tropical paradise. That wasn't -A messing with you dummy, that was God throwing you a bone for all the crap you've been through !

967. Spencer learned a lot from Johnny, like savoring the beauty of art, embracing carefree world travel and paying for your rent with loose change.

968. Jason and Aria enjoyed casual chit chat over lunch, like his having blown up huge pictures of her sleeping and her breaking into his house to find evidence to convict him of murder,

969. Ashley wondered if Pastor Ted would say it was cool if she asked Jason to be HER "Best Man".

970. Caleb and Spencer were horrified when they discovered that the can of Mona was past it's expiration date.

971. An awkward situation was avoided when Ashley choked on the cookie pastor Ted hid his ring in.

972. Also hidden in the creepy storage locker : Mrs. Fields missing muffin tray !
973. You actually can meet a Hastings and not learn that it is their way or no way.

974. Listening to the advice of a random stranger is far better than listening to the advice of your family and friends.

975. If you don't want your cop boyfriend to know you've been breaking the law, be sure to leave your phone in front of him when someone is clearly trying to contact you, there's no way it could possibly be the person you were breaking the law with.
976: The one perk of living in Rosewood is that now coffee is only 50 cents
977. Ezra was upset about Aria's letter not because it stated that he ruined her teenage years but because her spelling was abominable.

978. Ashley told Jason that their romance couldn't last because it wasn't based on blackmail.

979. When Detective Tanner caught him at the storage facility, Caleb told her he was just looking for a new air duct to live in.

980. Caleb got caught in a kiln, Spencer got caught in a refrigerator. Out of the frying pan, into the....freezer ?

981. Ezra writes a book by lying to Aria so he can steal info on his friends and he still thinks their relationship must be saved. Aria writes a four line letter lying about Ezra to get into college and Ezra thinks their relationship should end.

982. Aria's yearbook picture state's she was voted "Most likely to kill a girl and leave her body in a theater".

983. On the up side, the can Mona's body was in was recyclable.

984. Shot down by Ashley, Jason turned his sights to Pastor Ted.

985. In a touching gesture, Mr. DiLaurentis changed the name of his business to "DiLaurentis and Bastard Son".

986. After escaping the cooler, the girls were forced to throw Aria away because she was freezer burned.
987. Someone not wanting to be a corrupt cop is shocking.
988. When Holbrook went to work for the Rosewood P.D. he had to check a box on his forms stating whether he planned to throw his career away for Alison or Jenna.

989. Leslie came to town to help Mona's Mom do tedious jobs like packing up Mona's books and *itchslapping Ali.

990. Mona loved to read Poe before bedtime. Oddly, "Goodnight Moon" gave her nightmares.

991. Nobody listened at Johnny's "Whisper Table" when Aria was in the booth because they were all sick to death of her talking about Ezra.

992. Mike always left a bag of candy every time he crossed a bridge to appease the trolls that lived under it.

993. For old times sake Ashley Marin ran over Holbrook at a traffic stop.

994. Out of habit, Hanna sank Holbrook's car in the swamp.

995. Mona had a sideline recording books on tape.

996. Emily started a new relationship before Paige's shadow had faded from the airport.

997. When Spencer asked her Mom why she was consulting with Ali's lawyers she just grinned and said "Melissa and I just thought it would freak you out".

998. Veronica is away so much that Spencer's friends have forgotten what she looks like.
999: Mona's ghost is upset that her stop watch story turn to a best seller or sci fi series lol
1000. Talia and Emily shared embarrassing stories. Talia told Emily that a boy burped in her face during her first kiss. Emily told Talia how she and her friends firebombed a girl in a garage and left her blind.

1001. Ashley Marin moved on from Pastor Ted and Jason DiLaurentis to be with her one true love, grocery store wine.

1002. Ali uses the name "Hank Mahoney" when she's with her prison wife.

1003. Hanna thought her father would help her because there's a first time for everything.

1004. Mike has $18,000 in the bank. He gave $400 to Ali, the rest is for steroids.

1005. Ezra supported himself as a college student by dressing up as a hot dog. He later supported himself as a writer by dressing up as a school teacher.

1006. Hanna needed money for college but sadly the lasagna box was empty.

1007. Emily's greatest fear: one day Rosewood would run out of gorgeous lesbians .

1008. Andrew is the smartest guy in his class...because he's 25 !

1009. Pastor Ted agreed to marry Ashley but refused to adopt Jason.
1011. Emily's idea for the perfect date: a quiet evening in with Talia...and her husband.

1012. Johnny committed a crime by stealing the art he created while committing a crime . What a guy !

1013. Mike fed the hollow tree vials of blood and in exchange the elves that lived inside it made him delicious cookies.

1014. Mona found the perfect way to make her fake death seem real: actually dying.

1015. After watching his daughter dance, Tom Marin finally decided to break down and send another girl to college....Emily !

1016. Spencer was shocked that Toby was angry that she was going on a crime spree with Johnny. She's the "smart one", right ?

1017. Hanna's feelings were hurt when her pageant coach said she really liked her comedy routine.

1018. Hanna finally found one of her peers that thought her dance routine was good. Jenna said it looked great to her !

1019. Johnny speaks Italian...and kisses French !

1020. In Rosewood if you break into an art gallery and steal paintings you are allowed to keep what you take as long as you pay your bail.
1021:in you Rosewood you can dance to bang bang even it comes out two years into the future
1022. -A put $20.00 bills in all the prison Bibles so the inmates would have something to put in the collection plate,

1023. -A is able to terrify Ali in a Pennsylvania prison AND sabotage Spencer in England at the same time. Meanwhile, Aria can't stand up on a bench.

1024. Pam Fields hates it when Emily brings home a stray lesbian and asks "Can we keep her ?".

1025. When Wren and Melissa are out of town they have a guy stay at their apartment to be suspicious in their absence.

1026. Spencer applied to colleges in England because the rejections sounded classier with an English accent.
1027. Melissa wanted to apologize face to face to Spencer about all the lies she has told her....so she lied to Spencer so she would come to England.

1028. All of London's famous historical sites can be seen from Melissa's apartment.

1029. Spencer was disappointed that Wren couldn't get her an interview at Hogwarts.

1030. The upside of the Ezria breakup: it gave Ezra a great idea for a new book !

1031. When Hanna was led past Ali as she entered the prison Ali accused her of trying to steal her "look".
1032:Spencer would have hated every rendition of Hamlet I have seen on stage since High school cause none were in the traditional Elizabithean era

1033:Melissa should try to tell Spencer how to get accepted to college if there was blood in your purse instead of make up tips
1034: Your sister killing someone to protect you is perfectly okay, but if she lies to you to do the same thing, you have to have a go at her. Lying is so much worse than killing someone...
1035. As Hanna lay on her bunk in her prison cell, accused of murder, she had to consider a very dark possibility. Maybe she really WASN'T "beauty pageant material".

1036. When asked at the trial if she promised to tell "the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God", Ali burst into laughter and then sheepishly asked, "Wait , are you serious ?".

1037. The girls were puzzled by Mona's mysterious coded messages....
"WREN IS -A !"
"NO, SERIOUSLY, WREN IS -A !!!"
"HOLY CRAP ! WREN (AKA "-A") IS HERE TO KILL ME !!!"

1038. Hanna told her mother she hoped she inherited all of her genes...except for maybe the ''sleep with a dirty cop" and "steal an old ladies life savings" ones.

1039. The girls discovered yet another fake passport under the name "Tippi Varjack".

1040. When Aria discovered Andrew hiding in her closet, his" Did you forget our study date ? " excuse seemed a little thin.
1041. Ali's arm was too weak to toss a grapefruit. Sadly, it WAS strong enough to hurl fireworks and write letters that nearly caused people to commit suicide.

1042. The arrow attack on Caleb and Ezra had nothing to do with -A. It was Cupid trying to create a Caleb/Ezra bromance. CAZRA, anyone ?

1043. Nice to see Ms. Shepard found a new job on TV after she lost her job at Rosewood High !

1044. Andrew couldn't rush to Aria's aid when she called him because he was already hiding in her closet.

1045. Aria's orange jumpsuit didn't come from the prison, it came from Baby Gap.

1046. After having her arm burned by an iron twice the guards move Ali to a less dangerous job in the laundry. She's now in charge of dryer sheets.

1047. Aria cried "Police Brutality" when she wasn't allowed to bedazzle her jumpsuit.

1048. Jason and Mr. D. breezed back into an empty courthouse after their lunch,about an hour after the verdict was announced, their faces wet with barbecue sauce, asking "So, what'd we miss ?".

1049. Ali's greatest regret after the guilty verdict: she would miss the premier of INSIDIOUS 3.

1050. Andrew had a scouting badge for stalking.
1051. Mona is living proof that blondes DON'T have more fun.

1052. After Spencer disappeared her family called Melissa because nothing shady can go down in Rosewood without her written consent.

1053. Spencer's plan of escape was to build a machine that created a magnetic pulse capable of knocking out all the electricity in the -A lair....because having all of the girls just tackle -A was too simple.

1054. Curiously ,-A didn't build a replica of Hanna's kitchen, the room she and her Mom spent most of their time in.

1055. Both of Spencer's parents are now working on her case, so even if she escapes -A's dollhouse her legal bills will destroy her.

1056. All things considered. -A's "prom" is still probably the best dance the girls have ever been to.

1057. A confused Aria was angry when she wasn't presented with Charles's "final rose" at the end of the evening.

1058. The girls were eventually saved by the IRS when they seized -A's lair for unpaid taxes.

1059. Mona was kinda disappointed when she didn't get to slow dance with Hanna at the prom.

1060. Detective Tanner was so pleased with Toby's police work that she bought him an ice cream cone and let him run the siren all the way back to the station.
1061. Caleb Rivers, the guy who used to live in a heating duct, can now hack satellites !

1062. In a pinch a prom dress can be used as a tent.

1063. Detective Tanner's plan to capture Andrew was foolproof . She stole the idea from an old Scooby Doo episode.

1064. After years of deep thought, Sara Harvey came to the terrible conclusion that yellow really wasn't her color !

1065. In a heartwarming attempt to cheer Spencer up after her long ordeal, Toby put on his old do rag.

1066. There was an awkward moment when Mr. DiLaurentis swept up Mona in his arms and drove her back to his house while the real Ali was left standing alone in the woods.

1067. Ezra had a lot of explaining to do when Aria went to his apartment and found a life sized, Aria -shaped cake in his bed.

1068. Tom Marin was mildly alarmed when he finally realized his daughter had been kidnapped a month earlier, but then went back to the important task of planning Kate's graduation party.
1069. After the girls started objecting to 'liar in the box', A decided to start playing 'Mona in the pit'

1070. Toby became a cop in order to help Caleb do the cops jobs for them.

1071. The parents were so broken up by the disappearance of their daughters that they disappeared themselves.
1072. Spencer is so naturally competitive that she tried her best to "win" Charles "shock and starve your friends" game.

1073. If Sara Harvey turns out to be gay, Emily will instinctively yell "Jackpot' !

1074. Tom Marin wanted to be there when his daughter came home from her tortured kidnapping but he really needed to watch some of his favorite shows because his DVDR was nearly full.

1075. Ali MUST be becoming a better person . Before she would have burst into flames if she entered a church. Now, she just smokes a bit.

1076. Toby was so jacked up after he arrested Andrew that he beat up an old woman for jaywalking and shot a cat out of a tree on the way back to the Police station.

1077. Always on the lookout for a new, cheap place to live, Caleb is eyeing Andrew's missile silo.

1078. Ezra's "welcome home'' gift to Aria, a silo shaped cake, was not well received.

1079. Hanna was able to make new bedroom furniture out of her mother's stacks of "box wine" empties.

1080. Having already stabbed a guy to death, Emily is now itching to shoot someone.

1081. Mona's Mom is frantically searching Hallmark stores for a "Sorry I *itchslapped you" card to send to Ali.
1082. It's perfectly reasonable to expect someone who has been abducted and tortured to then write about being abducted and tortured so that they can relive it whenever they feel like it.

1083. Leaving an addict alone in a room with a number of prescription drugs is a great idea.

1084. After finding the girls, Rosewood PD also solved the disappearances of their mothers.

1085. Rosewood PD needed a fresh look initiative to find new cops because all the ones recruited from in the town are corrupt within five years.

1086. Aria's so desperate to lie about things that her mother knowing more has led to her making false police statements.

1087. Despite the events of the dollhouse, the liars 'trust every random you meet' strategy is still strictly followed.

1088. Melissa couldn't come back to support her parents while her sister was missing because none of the maps she could find indicated that Oxford and London were on top of each other and she got lost.

1089. Throughout all of the torture of the past two years, Emily never once considered that the gun training her father gave her may come in useful.

1090. Church is the best place to pick up guys.
1091. Mr. DiLaurentis finally admitted Charlie Was real. He then tried to convince the girls that Jason was imaginary.

1092. Hanna's imaginary friend "Mr. Biscuit" kidnapped her mother and threatened to kill her unless Hanna brought him all the butter in the house.

1093. Lorenzo convinced Alison to become the mentor to the young girls on the soccer team. Later that night Rosewood Hospital was overrun by children that had been blinded by fireworks.

1094. Out of habit, Emily dumped a traumatized Sara Harvey for Ali.

1095. Andrew was so pissed off about being falsely accused of kidnapping the girls that he started hatching a plan to ACTUALLY kidnap them !

1096. After the girls ran away from their therapy session, Dr. Sullivan sat down with her next patient, Mr. Biscuit.

1097. Ali was delighted when the church congregation invited her to be the guest of honor at a special gathering in the town square. She grew uneasy later when she saw the stake and the pile of kindling they had erected.

1098. Desperate for leads, Toby began to look for DMV records for the mysterious "Mr. Biscuit".

1099. With just two days of experience as a policeman, Lorenzo was made Chief.

1100. Caleb rushed to tell Hanna that he had closed with a realtor and now had his very own home, Charles' missile silo !
1101. Therapists can now subpoena patients. Must help if business is slow.

1102. It's down to your friend to get you into therapy when you desperately need it.

1103. Spending a couple of nights in a cell is so much worse than spending three weeks in an underground dungeon with a madman.

1104. Imaginary friends can show up in photographs.
1097: Mike needs to talk to the Marin's and Emily to learn that it's better to hide things in lasagna or coffee jars instead of in buttons

1098: Mr Biscuit will be the next red herring
1105. Mrs. Fields grew to accept that Sara Harvey liked to lay on the roof and watch the sunset but she drew the line after Sara began climbing onto the roof and crowing as the sun rose each morning.

1106. Emily likes to take all of her potential new girlfriends to the pool before they become serious. If they try to drown her then she considers them "girlfriend material".

1107. As Jason was struggling with his long forgotten past ,Hanna too was forced to deal with a horrific suppressed childhood memory, she had EATEN her pal Mr. Biscuit !

1108. While digging through Aria's trash looking for drugs, Spencer discovered her old pal/enabler Johnny looking for more "art supplies''.

1109. This season Spencer is into sleeping pills and pot. Next season the girls will have an intervention to confront a 300 LB. Spencer about her crippling addiction to cookie dough.

1110. With the aid of his new pastry chef, Ezra remodeled The Brew and turned it into "Fitz's Bong Emporium".

1111. Hanna was finally dissuaded from digging up Charles' grave when she read his tombstone inscription, "Seriously ,no foolin', I'm TOTALLY dead !".

1112. Mr. DiLaurentis wanted to make a sandwich but when he found out there was no bread in the house he cursed Jason for "the hell that you've put this family through ! " and stalked off .

1113. Seeing that Aria was feeling down, Byron asked her if she wanted Meredith to make her a nice cup of tea !

1114. Whenever Jason or Ali miss their Mom they just visit her in a flashback.
1115. It's perfectly normal to forget that you own a house and let your family kick you out of it.

1116. Scalding water doesn't lead to burns.

1117. If your dad has lied to you your entire life about the presence of another sibling, you should definitely believe him when he tells you this sibling is dead. It's not as if he has a history of lying about it...

1118. In the absence of her husband, Pam has to step into the role of Rosewood's No.1 parent.

1119. Despite the fact that two people that were presumed dead have been found alive, the liars still don't insist on proof of death.
1111: Ezra was trying to convince Spencer to ditch the pot cookies and to just have cake

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