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Originally Posted by starryeyesxx (View Post) I hadn't thought about that before, but you're right!

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4x12 – TOW the Embryos



Rachel: What is that noise?
Chandler: You.
Joey: It’s the chick. She’s going through some changes.
Monica: What kind of changes?
Chandler: The vet seems to think she’s becoming a rooster. We’re getting a second opinion.






Rachel: What?
Joey: She’s mad because I know today is her laundry day and that means she’s wearing her old lady underpants.
Chandler: I can check that for you.
Monica: I just can’t believe that you and Chandler think that you know me and Rachel better than we know you.
Chandler: Well, we do.
(…)
Rachel: So not impressed. Everybody snacks when they shop.
Monica: Yeah.
Joey: Oh, yeah? Ross, how many items left in that bag?
Ross: Five.
Chandler: Ok, ten bucks says that we can name every item in that bag.
Rachel: How many guesses do you get?
Joey: Six.
(…)
Rachel: Ok, well, we won that one.
Joey: Ok, the last thing is…
Chandler: Oh! Oh! Oh!
Joey: No, no. Not for like another two weeks.





Monica: You guys, do you realize that any minute now, Phoebe could be pregnant.
Rachel: I know, I know. It’s such a huge, life altering thing.
Joey: I know.





Monica: I’m just trying to spice it up.
Rachel: So, play for some pepper. Stop spending my money.
Monica: I got it. I got it, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster.
Rachel: Ooh, that’s interesting!
Joey: Hey, no way. That rooster’s family!
Rachel: Throw in the duck too!
Joey: What do you have against the duck? He doesn’t make any noise.
Rachel: He gets the other one all riled up!
Joey: Look, we are not-
Chandler: Alright, hold on! If you win, we give up the bird.
Joey: Gah!
Chandler: But if we win, we get your apartment.
Joey: Ooh.
Monica: Deal!
Rachel: What? No, that’s crazy. There’s no way we are betting the apartment. No. Alright, I’m in. Because either he goes, or I’m buying a coyote.





Ross: Rachel claims this is her favourite movie.
Chandler: Dangerous Liaisons.
Ross: Correct. Her actual favourite movie is?
Joey: Weekend at Bernie’s.
(...)
Ross: Joey had an imaginary childhood friend, his name was?
Monica: Maurice!
Ross: His profession was?
Rachel: Space cowboy!
(...)
Monica: I can get this! I can get this! No!
Rachel: Oh my God.
Chandler & Joey: Yes!






Rachel: Oh, my God. I can’t believe you guys actually think you’re moving in here.
Chandler: Well, believe it, baby!
Rachel: Well, I’m not moving.
Joey: What?!
Rachel: No, it was a stupid bet. We were just playing a game.
Joey: You can’t just ignore the bet. It’s a bet! Bet on a bet and if you lose, you lose the bet.
(...)
Rachel: I can’t believe this.
Joey: Oh, Rach, FYI, your new apartment hasn’t had hot water since Christmas.





Rachel: You know what? You are mean boys who are just being mean!
Joey: Hey, don’t get mad at us. No one forced you to raise the stakes.
Rachel: That is not true. She did! She forced me!
(...)
Rachel: Will you stop calling it your apartment?!
Joey: Well, it is our apartment!
Rachel: No, it’s not! You may be living here-
Phoebe: Guys, you guys! You’re going to have a baby. They’re going to have a baby!

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Originally Posted by starryeyesxx (View Post) Wow, great detective work! But it will mess up our 15th title

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