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Joey: Come on, man. You never wanna do anything since you and Janice broke up.
Chandler: That's not true! I wanted to wear my bathrobe and eat peanut clusters all day. I wanted to start drinking in the morning. Don't say that I don't have goals! __________________
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Another good one I love :
Joey: We'll flip for it. Ducks or clowns. Chandler: Oh, we're gonna flip for the baby? Joey: You got a better idea? Chandler: All right, call it in the air. Joey: Heads. Chandler: Heads it is. Joey: Yes! Whew! Chandler: We have to assign heads to something. Joey: Right. Ok, ok, uh, ducks is heads, because ducks have heads. Chandler: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday? __________________
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Great quotes.
I love this one from The One With The Blackout. Jill: Would you like to call somebody? Chandler thinks: Yeah, about 300 guys I went to high school with. |
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^ Funny quotes, ladies!
Monica: Okay, I've got a leg, three breasts, and a wing. Chandler: How do you find clothes that fit? __________________
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That's great!
I love the David and Mike fight. David: So you're going to Minsk? Mike: I might! |
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?: "What's the worst that can happen?"
Chandler: "I could die!" I can't remember what episode this is from or who said the first line. |
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It's monica who says it and in 'tow joeys new girlfriend'
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Thank you.
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No worries
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Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a Lesbian. Did I say that out loud? - The Pilot
Ross: This was Carol's favourite beer. She always drank it out of the can. I should have known. - The Pilot Joey: Of course it was a line. Monica: Why would anybody do something like that? Ross: I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than "to get you into bed"? - The Pilot __________________
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^ Great quotes! I especially like the first one!
Here's another fun one: Joey: Listen, the last day of auditions is Thursday, okay, so I gotta get in there by Thursday. Okay, just remember Thursday. Thursday, can you remember Thursday? Chandler: Yeah, so, Tuesday? Joey: Thursday! Look, if you need help remembering just think of it like this: the third day. All right, Monday, one-day, Tuesday, two-day, Wednesday, when? huh? what day? Thursday! The third day, okay? Chandler: Thank you. What a great way to remember it Joey! __________________
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MONICA: "C'mon, you can't live off your parents your whole life."
RACHEL: "I know that. That's why I was getting married." PHOEBE: "Give her a break, it's hard being on your own for the first time." RACHEL: "Thank you." PHOEBE: "You're welcome. I remember when I first came to this city. I was fourteen. My mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison, and I got here, and I didn't know anybody. And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windows outside port authority, and then he killed himself, and then I found aromatherapy. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel." __________________
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^ Oh, Phoebe! lol Yes, that was exactly the same as for Rachel!
Ross (About Chandler's third nipple): So, does it do anything, you know, special? Chandler: Why yes Ross, pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia. __________________
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This show was full of so many great quotes! I even use some of them in real life from time to time.
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