Showmance - 1x02

Will: You know what, Sue? I politely decline your offer. Glee club is here
to stay. I believe in my kids. I know you're used to being the c*ck of the walk around here...
Sue: Offensive.
Will: ... But it looks like your Cheerios are going to have some competition. We're gonna
show at Regionals. You have my word on that. Good day.

Will: Everybody loves disco!

Will: Hey, Emma. Guess what? I found these new disinfecting bleach wipes; what
do you say? Boys' bathroom, in the science wing, 9 o'clock?

Rachel: You're punishing me.
Will: Contrary to your beliefs, it's not all about you. Or, I realized, about me.

Acafellas - 1x03

Will: And step, and up, and kick-kick down...
Rachel: C-Can we stop please?
Will: You don't have to ask every time for permission to go to the bathroom, Rachel. You can just go.

Will: This is how we do it!

Will: Two weeks ago, I would've agreed that four grown men rehearsing acapella hip-hop in
my living room, was embarrassing. But bustin' out some white hot new jack swing, I'll tell ya,
I've never felt more confident.

Sandy: I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. De Mille.
Will: Sandy, we voted. When you're in a group, it's creepy.

Will: "Is it too soon to call Will Schuester the next Michael Bublé? The audience last
Thursday at Benchwarmers Sports Bar didn't think so."

Mr. Schuester: What about you? Are you okay?
Will: You know Dad, I am. I mean, this was all a dream come true but, I'm a teacher.
And a really good one. That's enough for me.

Preggers - 1x04

Rachel: Excuse me, this isn't the right key.
Will: No, that's actually the right key.
Rachel: No this is the alto part.
Will: Yep. Tina's doing the solo.

Will: This was you. You have always been out to get me.
Sue: Oh, if I was out to get you, I'd have you pickling in a Mason jar outside my shelf by now.
Sandy: William, take a chill pill. I'm here to help you.
Will: Oh really? Is that why you stole my best singer?

Rachel: Just admit it, Mr. Shue, you don't like me very much.
Will: That's not true! I am your biggest, and sometimes your only fan.

Puck: So we're taking coaching advice from Lance Bass now?
Will: Guys, guys. Athletes are performers just like singers and dancers. Think
about it. Jim Brown, Dick Butkus...
Finn: OJ.
Will: OJ... Right. All pretty tough guys, all of them had pretty big careers as
performers. Now I don't think you guys are losing because you don't have the talent.
You're losing because you don't have the right attitude.
Puck: Oh I get it. We have to think more like Amazonian black women.
Will: Think about it. If you can sing and dance in front of people, everything else is easy.

Will: Is there anyone sitting here?
Emma: Uh, no. Here.
Will: Well, at least I know it's clean.