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Cory > Chuck Norris
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Some people wear Superman pajamas, Chuck Norris wears pajamas with pictures of Cory on them.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Cory Monteith has allowed to live.
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Cory has 12 moons, one of them is Earth.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Cory Monteith's computer. Cory is always in control.
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Cory Monteith does not style his hair, it stays in place because he tells it to.
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Voldemort does not refer to Cory by name.
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Once you go Cory, you are physically unable to go back.
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Cory doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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There is no such thing as global warming. Cory was cold, so he turned up the sun.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Cory.
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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Cory Monteith doesn't like fudge ripple.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Cory's fist.
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Cory Monteith was what Willis was talking about.
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