The 90s - Overnight Delivery (1998) #1: It's the original Road Trip - what's not to love?

keep the starlight · 07-13-2009, 05:07 AM

Plot Summary: After learning his girlfriend is cheating on him, an under-grad college student (Paul Rudd) sends a break-up letter to her with a fake "used" condom and a topless picture of him and his stripper friend, Ivy (Reese Witherspoon). After learning he was wrong, he tries to stop the letter. He has to face a hostage situation, a psychotic delivery man, and many miles to drive to his girlfriend with Ivy.

"Extra, Extra. Read all about it. Kim can shake her pom-poms but she won't go at it! Extraaa. Extraaa." - Ivy

"****? Oh, oh, no. If I want to bag a professor from one of my classes, I will, but nobody, and I mean nobody, calls me a ****
so the next time you feel like casting aspersions on my character, try remembering that this quote unquote **** is driving your
judgmental ass all the way to Des Moines. So a little decency would be in order. Got it? Good." - Ivy

"My stomach turned the last time we made out & your gut flapped against me, those cellulite packed cactuses you call thighs
with the razor sharp stubble called to mind a fifth rate porno actress that I once jerked off to during the tenure of our
sorry marriage of convenient. Now I can finally tell all my friends how nauseating you are to mate with. Rot in Hell! Trips." - Ivy

Wyatt: You are an incubus. A hell-spawned incubus.
Ivy: Only a male can be an incubus. If anything, I'm a sucubus.
Wyatt: Yeah, you got the "suck" part right.

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