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Old 03-23-2010, 11:28 PM
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Clerks.(1994) #1: Because I'm not even supposed to be here today!





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Cast
Brian O'Halloran ... "Dante" Hicks
Jeff Anderson ... "Randal" Graves
Marilyn Ghigliotti ... Veronica
Lisa Spoonhauer ... Caitlin Bree
Jason Mewes ... Jay
Kevin Smith ... Silent Bob


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Dante: I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Silent Bob: You know, there's a million fine-looking
women in the world, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work.
Most of them just cheat on you.

Customer: Cute cat. What's its name?
Randal: Annoying customer.

Randal: Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh
duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh...
Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes
into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark.

Jay: Noinch, Noinch, Noinch


Dante: Are there any balls down there?
Jay: About the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry!

Randal: People say crazy ******* during sex. One time i called this girl "Mom."





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Old 03-26-2010, 08:22 AM
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Thanks for the thread. I don't think I remember the movie though.
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Old 04-09-2010, 01:56 PM
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Old 04-09-2010, 04:29 PM
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Thanks for starting this thread. It is one of the best movies in the last 20 years IMO and not to mention one of the funniest movies i`ve ever seen. It is so dead on with the characters in that you`ve seen people like them in real life, especially with Randal, Jay and Silent Bob.

Also here are a couple of more quotes:

Dante: Are there any balls down there?
Jay: About the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry!

Randal: People say crazy ******* during sex. One time i called this girl "Mom."

Lastly does anyone remember this video?

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Old 04-09-2010, 05:07 PM
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No problem.
I agree, it is such a great movie and is super funny. It's definitely one of my all time favorite movies.

I don't remember the video, but it's awesome! Thanks for posting it and the quotes as well.
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Old 02-23-2015, 12:17 PM
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love this movie
love all things kevin smith really
but clerks is my favorite
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Tftnt!
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Old 09-09-2018, 06:30 PM
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Another awesome 90's movie.
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Old 09-10-2018, 02:52 PM
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yeah it is
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Old 09-11-2018, 08:11 PM
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Some much happened that one day in the movie.
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yes it did.
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Old 09-13-2018, 01:29 PM
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Very sad news Lisa Spoonauer who play Caitlin Bree died last year.
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Old 09-13-2018, 03:35 PM
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I remember seeing that last year and it's so sad that she's no longer with us.

Also here are a couple of more quotes to brighten things up:

Quote:
Randal: This job would be great if it wasn't for the ******* customers.

Coroner: My question is, how did she come to have sex with a dead man?
Dante Hicks: She thought it was me.
Coroner: What kind of convenience store do you run here?
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i love this movie
when i worked retail this was my life
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