Quotes;

Max: Hey kid, how's it hanging? Alright, Gordy, I'm coming down to get you.
Gordy: No! You don't know what you're doing!
Max: Of course I do! I'm the Lizard! Remember?
Gordy: You mean the Spider?
Max: Right.

Fishman: Well guys, we gotta start a fire. Better start looking for pinecones.
Max: Pinecones?
Fishman: It says in the manual, whenever your camp is surrounded by green wood, always use pinecones to start your fire.
Max: If the manual told you to stick your wiener in a light-socket, would you do it?

[Boys are peeing off of a ledge]
Max: Shake your lizards, let 'em drain. Move your hips and...
Everyone: Spell your name!
Max: Send it straight, send it hard. Now a sword fight, go...
Everyone: On guard!
Max: Eat your veggies, eat your starches. Lean back boys...
Everyone: Golden arches!
Max: Alright! Now flip them and zip them and let's get going!

Fishman: Sir, would it be ok if we called you Spider?
Max: Why the h - - would you wanna call me that?
Gordy: Because it's your nick name.
Max: Well fine then. Call me Spider!
Fishman: Spider. Spider. Spider!
Max: WHAT?
Fishman: How come your nick name's Spider?
Max: Because I once killed a kid who called me Spider, one time too many!
Fishman: Yeah, but how could he call you Spider one time too many if your nick name wasn't already Spider?