NCIS Franchise - The Three Stooges [Tony, McGee, Ziva] #2 - The 3 Musketeers for life! - Page 2

Megz1989 · 04-14-2015, 01:18 AM

Quotes, More pictures
Everything and anything..

looking at the stars · 04-14-2015, 12:27 PM

I will try to be a help

maplezbear · 04-15-2015, 08:17 PM

Haha ok. Will work on it

Thanks Yvonne

Megz1989 · 04-16-2015, 05:02 AM

Quotes

Officer Ziva David: How's my agent application coming?
Special Agent Timothy McGee: I am working my magic. Trust me, Ziva, when I'm through, you will be...
[McGee gets an error message]
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Ooh, code blue?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Someone's been blackballed.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: They gave you the red flag.
Officer Ziva David: [confused] What is blue, black, and red?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Zebra in a blender.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: That's black, white and red all over.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Newspaper.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Penguin with a sunburn.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Nun falling down stairs.

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Officer Ziva David: [Ziva and McGee each reach for a cup of coffee in a vending machine] I have been working for 30 straight hours!
Special Agent Timothy McGee: This is my fourth cup of the day!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Mossad. Hot liquid. Let her have it, McGee.
[McGee moves away, Ziva takes the coffee]
Officer Ziva David: Thanks.

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: All right, listen up people. Our fugitive has been on the run for 90 minutes.
Officer Ziva David: It has been three hours, Tony.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Average foot speed over uneven ground, barring injuries, is four miles per hour.
Officer Ziva David: He is not on foot. He's in a car.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: What I need from each and every one of you is a hard target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farm house, outhouse, hen house, and dog house in the area. Our fugitive has a name and it is...
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Corporal Damon Werth.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: The Tommy Lee Jones speech *every* time we have a fugitive, really?

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: When you're dealing with someone on the run, you need to be able to climb inside his head. Think his thoughts. What would he do? Where would he go?
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Did a one armed man kill his wife?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Would he dress up like a clown and join a traveling circus, like Jimmy Stewart in "The Greatest Show On Earth"?
Officer Ziva David: Do any of your ideas come from reality?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Sure. Just not your reality.

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[Ziva stabs a can to open it for McGee whose shoulder was dislocated]
Officer Ziva David: Straw?
Special Agent Timothy McGee: No, I'm good. I got the one arm. Thank you.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Maybe it was you, McGee. The one armed man. Thought it was one of those vets we met at the Walter Reed Hospital.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Wrong case, Tony.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Do we even have a case? We already got the guy. What are we doing? What did we miss? What's happening?
[Ziva looks confusedly at McGee]
Special Agent Timothy McGee: They gave him pain killers.
Officer Ziva David: Oh.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: My fingers are fing-ing.
[elevator dings]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Ooo!

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Who are you having feelings about? You just said you were having feelings.
Officer Ziva David: I said that I *have* feelings. Not that I'm *having* feelings.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: That is a pretty sophisticated grammatical differentiation.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Don't change the subject with your big words, McNerd.

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Been working on my six pack, you know, abs.
Officer Ziva David: You and Abby have been drinking?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: No, abdominals. No more beer gut for me. I've been training hardcore. Hitting the core hard. Carved. Hard as wood.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: To match your head.

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Officer Ziva David: [viciously kicking the photocopier] *Die*, you stupid machine!
Special Agent Timothy McGee: She seems unfazed.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Those are standard Mossad-style, copy-machine assault tactics, McGee.

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maplezbear · 04-16-2015, 08:18 PM

Thanks for those

Megz1989 · 04-18-2015, 06:22 AM

More Quotes

Ziva David: You did not tell us that Wendy sent you a Christmas card.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Wendy who?
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Your Wendy. Baltimore Wendy.
Ziva David: Your former fiancee.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh yeah, that. What are you doing reading my Christmas cards?
Ziva David: It was pinned on the wall behind your desk.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: People usually do that so that others can enjoy them.

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: How old do you guys think I am?
Ziva David: Physically or mentally?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [about 2 pairs of Mud Wrestling tickets] What is this a gag gift? You guys - plan this together?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [Entering] DiNozzo, I got a gift fo you.
[Gibbs gives DiNozzo a folder]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Dead body?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Yep.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Grab our gear?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Yep.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Thank you, boss. A gift I can use. Only thing I need to do right now is keep working. See? This is what I need - work. Keep busy.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Good.
[McGee and Ziva go to Tony's desk and hold out their hands expectantly]
Special Agent Timothy McGee: I think we can still get refunds.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Never said I didn't want them.

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[Harvey the security guard grabs something out of his holster]
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: That's a taser, Harvey.
Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David: You only have one shot, non-fatal.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: There are five of us.
[Harvey promptly tasers McGee]

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Officer Ziva David: OSP?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Office of Special Projects. NCIS undercover. Surveillance.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Supercool toys.
Officer Ziva David: After our last trip to L.A., I do not understand why you would think I would be such an eager platypus, Tony.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Beaver. Eager beaver. Not platypus. Why does that bother me so much? Don't answer that.
[Ziva's phone rings]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Answer that.

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Officer Ziva David: [re: Gibbs giving Abby a bouquet of black roses] Is that what you get for turning down the job offer?
Abby Sciuto: No, for solving the case.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I believe those are for me, then, because I solved the case.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: But Abby ran the photo recognition that ID'd Lt. Arnett.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I risked my life hanging off a wall.
Officer Ziva David: She discovered the drug interaction that made Arnett suicidal.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I suggested we run the wife's DNA.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Against a National Database of Felons. Dead end. Abby went the extra step and compared it to the Interpol Database.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I don't believe this.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Give it up, Tony.
Officer Ziva David: She will always be the favorite, Tony.

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