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NCIS Franchise Favourite Quotes Thread #1
Okay so there are a LOT of quotes on the show that make you laugh out loud or make you sad or make you go awww.. What's your favourite?
I'll start with Yankee White (S1-1) Quote:
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6x16 - Bounce:
McGee: We've got two embezlors.One of them trashed, literally.Why? Ziva: Maybe his partner got greedy and wanted all the money. McGee: But the theft was three years ago.What took them so long? Ziva: Well... Gibbs: Maybe he got scared. Found out his partner was going to meet the federal agent from the original case.It wasn't DiNozzo, but the killer didn't know that.So if I'm him, I'm wondering why my buddy is meeting with a federal agent.Maybe he's gonna flip on me.Can't if he's dead.There's your motive.We just need our killer. Tony: (walking in) We may have found him.Abby just matched a print from Renny's hotel room to one of his former co-workers.Carl Davis. Gibbs: Gear up! (notices McGee and Ziva staring at him) What? McGee: Nothing, it's just we've never heard you talk so much in a day, Boss. Ziva: Or in a week! Gibbs: Wasn't my job before. __________________
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That's a good one, I love Ziva and Mcgee's face in that scene. |
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Such a good show for great quotes
Ziva: Will you tell me who she is if I find the pirates version of the micro chip? Tony: The pirated version. A pirate is a person, like Capt. Jack Sparrow. Ziva: Who is Jack Sparrow? Tony: Johnny Depp!?!? Ziva: He is a pirate? Tony: No, he's an actor!!!! How did we get here? Ziva: I drove. |
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ZIVA: Where is Gibbs?
TONY: You know, that’s the first question you asked me when we met. ZIVA: No. The first question was, were you having phone sex? __________________
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Chandler & Monica / House & Cuddy / Chase & Cameron / Tony & Ziva "It's so much fun for us. I have a new love for the show since I've gotten into this relationship. Honestly, I was a little bored the first four years." - Courteney Cox on Mondler |
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That's some great writing.
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Chandler & Monica / House & Cuddy / Chase & Cameron / Tony & Ziva "It's so much fun for us. I have a new love for the show since I've gotten into this relationship. Honestly, I was a little bored the first four years." - Courteney Cox on Mondler |
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I love those quotes <333 The writers are just genius. And the actors read the lines off SO well.
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Ziva has so many excellent lines
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Awesome quotes!
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I love the quotes posted so far.
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That was priceless
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I agree! Ziva usually has the best lines! Gotta love her
Some S2 quotes ... no Ziva, but still nice! Suspect: Why am I here? Gibbs: Because killing people is illegal. --- (When Tony and Kate first get into McGee's apartment) Tony: Told you he was a boxers guy. Kate: Yeah McGee. I thought for sure you were a tighty whitey Man --- Abby: "Your hands my body now." (Palmer massages Abby, Tony walks in) Palmer: "It wasn’t like that." Tony: "It never is. Now go, you little autopsy gremlin. Get out of here!" --- Kate: "When I’m a mother, I’m never letting my kids out of my sight." Tony: "Yeah, how do you plan on doing that? " Kate: "G-P-S locater strapped to the ankle. Audio and video surveillance built into their clothes." Tony: "No, I mean the part about becoming a mother." --- Kate: "Most people tend to their personal hygiene at home." Tony: "This bothers you?" Kate: "No, what bothers me is that it doesn't bother me anymore." Tony: "I'm an acquired taste." McGee: "Actually, it's more like the Stockholm Syndrome. The emotional attachment to a captor formed by a hostage as a result of continuous stress and a need to cooperate for survival." --- Kate: You were in the bathroom for 45 minutes! Tony: You clocked me? Kate: What could've made you take so long? (Catching herself, hand pointing to Tony) Don't answer that! Tony: Well I was-- Kate: (covers ears with hands) Ohhhh, No! I don't wanna hear it! __________________
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