Neil Patrick Harris - BrOTP {Barney and Robin} #13: Because he turned sixteen no's into a yes!

~AIR~ · 07-10-2009, 08:07 PM

all art credit to bluewhiteheart
W E L C O M E T O T H E 13th
Barney Stinson & Robin Scherbatsky
A P P R E C I A T I O N T H R E A D

Barney: How will you feel when he sees you without all that makeup?
Robin: I don't have any makeup on now.
Barney: Holy crap! You're beautiful!

Robin: [on the phone] Hey there, sexy.
Barney: Hello, Aunt Kathy, what's up?
Robin: Oh, nothing. Just thinking about you, hot stuff.
Barney: An accident? Well, is Uncle Rudy gonna be okay?
Robin: Aunt Kathy has an itch that only you can scratch, big boy.
Barney: Oh, God! Why did he think he could build his own helicopter!
Robin: C'mon daddy, break me off a piece of that white chocolate.

THE BROS
01. blue sky blues 02. ~*Chrissie*~ 03. DanceWithLife 04. Elenwyn
05. jhlover 06. *~*Rach*~* 07. bluewhiteheart 08. Cursed Mind
09. troubled.discussions 10. wingster 11. Angie8 12. Serenachan
13. blueschild007 14. **SuperGirl** 15. no limits 16. natural_disaster
17. Dragonfly 18. somuchlove 19. ||michelle|| 20. ariadnekb
21. ~Amarula~ 22. xlennie 23. LALEY-FOREVER 24. How-very-girl629
25. Rita1516 26. Daph 27. NikaDawson 28. tv_junkie
29. laliXD 30. Forever&Always 31. Brilliant Disguise 32. cmn24601
33. Gisele 34. Talkative One 35. TheSweetestSmile 36. ~AIR~
37. maja_m&m 38. MTG11687 39. Noraabs 40. wvchica
41. tv-fan189 42. DARKNESSBALL 43. actualreality86
44. HalesNLuke 45. IriSka 46. SergeantPepper

HONORARY BROS: Lily Aldrin, Marshall Eriksen, Neil Patrick Harris, Cobie Smulders

Barney: It's like a disease. I slept with Robin one time and
I caught feelings. I caught feelings bad! I used protection and everything!

Because he just knows she likes it dirty.
Because he wants her to step into his web.
Because he could see her "nickels".
Because he knows what baby really wants.
Because "Baby's gonna think about it".
Because he thinks her wrapping up a live newscast by honking her boobs is great TV.
Because he's her bitch.
Because they were going to make some crop circles.
Because she expected more from him.
Because "Hey there, sexy".
Because that fake emergency phone call was hot!
Because they made a Lemon Law bet.
Because "Haaaaaaaaave you met Robin?"
Because he tried to get her psyched.
Because he hit on her three times by accident.
Because she suited up.
Because he liked the way she thinks.
Because "Father Issues? HOT".
Because FREEZE FRAME HIGH FIVE!
Because laser tag is awesome.
Because she saved his life.
Because "Leave NO man behind".
Because they both cheat at Battleship.
Because she's going home with him.
Because she makes a good bro.
Because he's ready for some hardcore "Battleship".
Because he thought about it for 3 seconds.
Because it does make a lot of sense.
Because he thinks she just needs a goodnight sleep to look young enough to blend in at a high school.
Because he bought beautiful flowers for beautiful flowers.
Because he made her teary by giving her a corsage.
Because his plan B involved her and a crossbow.
Because he knew she had sex just by touching her arm.
Because if anybody can tame Barney, it would be Robin.
Because he gave her advice on Lily's present. DIRTY advice.
Because she took care of him when he was sick.
Because she drugged him.
Because only Barney knew she smoked.
Because "Holy Crap, you're beautiful".
Because he thought she was in porn and her wasn't going to ruin her dignity by showing the whole tape.
Because they both have embarrassing parts and Daddy issues. Hot.
Because "What's up, Swarles?"
Because he sided with Robin over Ted...twice.
Because they both got choked up at Marshall & Lily's wedding.
Because Barney said Robin is a 10.
Because she's his wingwomen.
Because it's going to be De- wait for it - lightful. Delightful.
Because he turned on the TV just to see her face.
Because Swarley & Roland.
Because Barney didn't like the New/Hippie!Robin.
Because they celebrated the return of Normal!Robin.
Because he was the only one able to console her.
Because he's watched the first Robin Sparkles video 1,000 times.
Because he spent three days searching for the second Robin Sparkles video.
Because she's the second most awesome person he knows.
Because she invited him to her place.
Because she showed him the "Sandcastles In The Sand" video.
Because they watched it again, and again, and again.
Because their first kiss was three years in the making.
Because they slept together...FINALLY.
Because it was awesome.
Because "Right Click, Save As...".
Because she high-fived him.
Because she's pretty much everything he loves.
Because he caught feelings. He caught feelings bad!
Because he's in love with her.
Because he got her to apply to the job she wanted.
Because he was heartbroken when she revealed she was moving to Japan.
Because they're totally together in the fall of 2009.
Because how he can have sex with Robin again is a problem of utmost importance.
Because she wanted to stay with him.
Because she was upset when she saw a girl in his room.
Because the evil baby sock got them both.
Because he pretended to fight to impress her.
Because she couldn't keep her hands off him.
Because Robin & Ted's friendship with benefits was killing him.
Because "I Love You".
Because that last scene in Benefits broke our hearts.
Because "There are lots of ways to be in a relationship" is such foreshadowing.
Because he was willing to propose to her.
Because he finished her video resume.
Because thanks to Barney, they got to keep Robin.
Because their hug was the beginning of what we've all been waiting for.
Because they created a two-person answering message together.
Because even the network ships them.
Because Marshall & Lily think they'd be perfect for each other.

Barney: I'm not a New York Yankee. Any other night, I would try to convince you that I was, but I'm not.
I'm just a regular guy, who's in love with the woman who just walked out.
And she's... never gonna feel the same way.

01. The Truth Is You Should Lie With Me - Say Anything
02. Use Somebody - Kings Of Leon
03. Only You - Joshua Radin
04. Can't Live Without Your (Love & Affection) - Nelson
05. By Tonight - Say Anything
06. Take A Chance On Me - ABBA
07. Precious Love - James Morrison
08. Iris - Goo Goo Dolls
09. Walk You Home - Karmina
10. Hey Beautiful - The Solids

Barney: Let's be clear: I don't love Robin, okay? I just... miss her when she's not around,
think about her all the time, and I imagine us one day running towards each other
in slow motion and I'm wearing a brown suede vest.

l i n k s
c o m m u n i t y | f a n f i c t i o n | f a n l i s t i n g
m o m e n t s
s e a s o n o n e | s e a s o n t w o | s e a s o n t h r e e | s e a s o n f o u r p t 1
f a n v i d e o s
BRoLove | Iris | Lay All Your Love On Me | You're So Damn Hot
Chemicals React | She's So Lovely | What I Like About You
So Contageous | You're Unlike Any Other
p r e v i o u s t h r e a d s
01. 02. 03. 04. 05. 06. 07. 08. 09. 10.
11. 12.

Robin: You want to talk about giving up? I used to describe my ideal guy as...
funny, smart, passionate, challenging. And now apparently I will settle for 'in my apartment'.

~AIR~ · 07-10-2009, 08:07 PM

SURVIVOR
TOP TEN BARNEY/ROBIN MOMENTS

The rules are simple:

It's a survivor for your favorite BR moments ever!
The top ten left standing will go into our 25th OP as our top ten favorite moments
There are several rounds.
Each round you vote for your least favorite.
The moment with the most votes is eliminated.
NOTE: Each voting round will last ONE day!
We've shortened the voting time to try and finish by the time we get to the 25th thread!
After the day is up, a new round begins.
This continues until we have 2 moments left.
Then, we vote for the one we want to see win the game and not the one we want out.
NOTE: If you've found this post through a link in a profile and want to participate, just click on the
thread link up above in the right hand corner and simply post your vote!

Scenes eliminated:

23) "What never happened?"
Eliminated in Round 1!

9) "Oh My God, Barney! What happened?"
Eliminated in Round 2!

19) Cigars and Canadian ice cream cones
Eliminated in Round 3!

32) Robin's daddy issues are hot
Eliminated in Round 4!

42) Going to a rave
Eliminated in Round 5!

14) "Welcome home, Scherbatsky"
Eliminated in Round 6!

13) "...a sophisticated, scotch-swilling, cigar-smoking, red-meat-eating, gun-toting New Yorker"
Eliminated in Round 7!

16) Late night high rolling
Eliminated in Round 8!

45) "What now?"
Eliminated in Round 9!

8) Barney brings corsages
Eliminated in Round 10!

37) Ted approves the Barney look of love
Eliminated in Round 11!

12) Bachelorette advice
Eliminated in Round 12!

25) "...everything you're afraid to let yourself want...in a joke"
Eliminated in Round 13!

17) Barney's timeout
Eliminated in Round 14!

Round 15

01) Robin steps into Barney's web

02) "Hey there. Hot stuff."

03) ''I need a bro. For my bro-ings on about town.''

04) ''Freeze frame high five!''

05) Laser tag is for awesome people

06) Best wingman ever.

07) "You sunk my battleship"

10) "Don't leave me!"

11) "Holy crap! You're beautiful''

15) Sixteen No's

18) "You're a little turned on right now aren't you?"

20) "You're the most awesome person I have ever known"

21) "...until finally, they stopped watching"

22) "Guess who nailed the chick from Metro News One last night?"

24) "That's pretty much everything I love"

26) Barney catches feelings and leany legs

27) A de - wait for it - lightful dinner

28) "Hold that thought..."

29) The look of love

30) The look of despair

31) Barney misses out

33) Barney fights for Robin

34) "I can't believe you had it in me...in you. Had it in you"

35) Robin invites Barney on a date for five seconds

36) "I'm in love with....taaaacos"

38) Barney almost proposes!

39) The hug.

40) "Take a shot at it, will you?"

41) Leaving an annoying two person voice mail

43) "...I mean look at her, she's the greatest woman on the planet!"

44) "and I'm wearing a brown suede vest"

46) The hospital room

47) The Leap

Current Vote Count for Round 15:

#2 - 1
#10 -1
#30 - 5
#35 - 2

**blue sky blues** · 07-10-2009, 08:15 PM

Ugh, and now it gets tough. I think I'm going to vote for 35.

~AIR~ · 07-10-2009, 08:18 PM

It's getting SO tough now! I finally caved from living in the moment and i made a top ten list and a "next 10 I can live with voting off" list. 35 is on there and I'm currently debating between that and another one. I can't decide yet though.

natural_disaster · 07-10-2009, 08:21 PM

30, still.

Thanks Air!

~AIR~ · 07-10-2009, 08:36 PM

Those are the two I'm torn between!

natural_disaster · 07-10-2009, 08:40 PM

Vote 30.

cardinalfan06 · 07-10-2009, 09:50 PM

oh WOW! i'm gone two days and.....well.....anyways, i'm voting 10

**~Amarula~** · 07-11-2009, 02:05 AM

***~*Rach*~*** · 07-11-2009, 04:33 AM

Okay, I clearly can't convince anybody to vote 15 with me yet so I'm moving on to the next on my list, which is 35.

fetch · 07-11-2009, 05:15 AM

Damn, I don't remember 30 or 35. Back to #2.

~AIR~ · 07-11-2009, 06:08 AM

Ok so we have:

#2 - 1
#10 -1
#30 - 2
#35 - 2

I may actually vote last minute, which I never do!

**Talkative One** · 07-11-2009, 07:34 AM

#30

His look is so

sad

~AIR~ · 07-11-2009, 07:48 AM

Is it bad that the thing tipping the scale for me between 30 and 35 is that in 35 he just looks SO DAMN HOT I want to jump his bones?

That is definitely the wrong way to go about choosing.

**Talkative One** · 07-11-2009, 07:51 AM

#35 is the one he looks really hot? Cause 25 isn't there anymore

btw, the title is legen-wait for it-dary