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30 Rock Quotes Thread #1: It's always smiles time in here!
Post your favorite 30 Rock quotes!
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A storm approaches. It's still over the horizon, but there is lightening in the air. Are either of them aware of the gathering turbulence? Can they feel that crackle of electricity in the wind, or are they aware of only the power they generate between themselves?
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Wow, where do I begin?
 Kenneth: No sir, I don't vote Democrat or Republican. Choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lord's name! Jack: Those are Republican. We count those. Liz: Why are you wearing a tux? Jack: It's after six. What am I, a farmer? I'll be back with more later.  __________________
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 This is gonna be my favorite thread __________________
David: love you, too.
Emily: love you more... David: love you just a little bit more ♥ David Boreanaz & Emily Deschanel |
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"Celebrity snuff. Reality content made exclusively for your mobile phone: Oh what's that? MC Lyte just murdered Danny Bonaduce? Thanks, PHONE."
Devon ftw __________________
A storm approaches. It's still over the horizon, but there is lightening in the air. Are either of them aware of the gathering turbulence? Can they feel that crackle of electricity in the wind, or are they aware of only the power they generate between themselves?
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Dot Com: Yo, Kenneth, we need to talk now.
Kenneth: Oh, I've had this conversation before. You're marrying my mom, aren't you? Colleen: Tell him his mother's here! ...And she loves him! ...But not in a queer way! Kenneth: I like your top. I'm a real good sex person. I do it all the different ways. Angie: Uh-huh. Well, I don't have a husband any more, so... you can come over anytime. Kenneth: Oh, I will! I'll come over at night. __________________
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Liz: "If reality TV has taught us anything, it's that you can't keep people with no shame down."
Tracy Jordan: I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins? Jack: I've got two ears and a heart, don't I? Tracy: So, how you doing over there, Theo Huxtable. Toofer: I'm doing good. Tracy: Nah-uh. Superman does good; you're doing well. You need to study your grammar, son. Frank: [to Toofer] Wow, that was embarrassing for you. Jack: I'm not a creative type like you, with your work sneakers and left-handedness. I'm a-gonna love this thread.  __________________
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Jack (to Liz): I like you. You have the boldness of a much younger woman.
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Jack [about Kathy]: Dora the Explorer panties that clearly were made for an obese child.
Devon [to Jack]: Keep your friends close and your enemies so close... that you're almost kissing. Liz: You get jealous of babies for their soft skin. Jenna: And because of how much attention they get. __________________
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Thanks for the thread. I'll have to add some of my faves later.
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Tracy: Live every week like it's shark week.
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A storm approaches. It's still over the horizon, but there is lightening in the air. Are either of them aware of the gathering turbulence? Can they feel that crackle of electricity in the wind, or are they aware of only the power they generate between themselves?
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Jack: These Verizon Wireless phones are just so popular I accidentally grabbed one belonging to an acquaintance. Liz: Well, sure, because that Verizon Wireless service is just unbeatable. If I saw one of those on TV I'd be like "Where is my nearest retailer so I can get one?" *looks at camera* Can we have our money now? __________________
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Oh man, I'm dying over these quotes. I gotta think of some.
