[beth bluth]

Liz: I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider them erotica.
Jack: That man can wear a sweater.

[perrygraham]

Originally Posted by lostpinguin (View Post) Jack:..."extreme weather prepardness on the war on the poor." Liz: " you mean the war on poverty." Jack: " yeah ok lets go with that.

one of my favourite quote ever, I love that episode

[beth bluth]

Jack: When I was your age, I was putting myself through college in Boston paddling swan boats for the tourists.
Kenneth: Is that a euphemism for some kind of sex worker?

[Sheebs]

"My heart goes out to all of the inner-city kids, especially those that are too fat to dance their way out." - Jenna

"I don’t need a birthday party because I buy myself all the presents I need. And because of my drinking, they’re often a surprise." - Tracy

"This morning it hit me in the shower why the Hendersons named him Harry. That film has layers." - Jack

[JJ4EVER]

Tracy: All I wanted was some pita chips and a diet sprite!

[Gossip_Addict]

Jenna: Hey, I've gotta miss an hour of rehearsal today 'cause I just found out from my publicist that I've been booked on The View.
Pete: Oh, Jenna, that's great. For the first time in your life, you'll be in a room full of women and you'll be the least crazy one.
Jenna: Yeah, I know!

Liz: You've already made up your mind about this, haven't you?
Jenna: Oh, you're right, Liz! I should go for it!
Liz: You're not even listening, are you? Poop. Monkey butt.
Jenna: No, you're a good friend and thank you.

[sheridon]

Dennis: Uh-oh... okay, if anyone sees a salamander... it's Liz's.

[wanderer78]

Jack: Look how Greenzo's testing! They love him in every demographic - colored people, broads, fairies, commies. Gosh, we gotta update these forms.

[sheridon]

Jack: What I can do is show you how you can earn all the money you need. You must know Arsenio..
Tracey: Hall or Billingham?
Jack: You know someone named Arsenio Billingham?
Tracey: No.

[JJ4EVER]

Jack: I like you. You have the boldness of a much younger woman.

[sheridon]

Jack: Who taught Tracey about anagrams?!
(Dot Com points to Grizz)

Devon: That little slim waisted birdie in the page jacket told me you've got nothing. You're going down.
Jack: No Devon, I don't do that.

[wanderer78]

Originally Posted by sheridon (View Post) Devon: That little slim waisted birdie in the page jacket told me you've got nothing. You're going down. Jack: No Devon, I don't do that.

I was just about to post that one.

Tracy: Dress every day like you're going to get murdered in those clothes.

[sheridon]

Alec's timing on the line is the best part.

Thats what I love about this show, the fact that in each episode there are like 30 lines that are quotable.

[wanderer78]

Yeah, it's like the Simpsons in that way.

Dennis's letter:

Dear Liz Lemon: While other women have bigger boobs than you, no other woman has as big a heart. When I saw you getting ready to go out and get nailed by a bunch of guys last night, I knew for sure it was over between us, and for the first time since the ‘86 World Series, I cried… I cried like a big, dumb homo. And if it was up to me, we’d be together forever. But there’s a new thing called "women’s liberation," which gives you women the right to choose and you have chosen to abort me, and that I must live with. So tonight, when you arrive home, I’ll be gone. I officially renounce my squatter’s rights. Goodbye and good luck. I'll never forget you.

[Gossip_Addict]

Jenna: Kenneth, you know how you told Tracy not to go into your bedroom? Well naturally, we assumed you were a serial killer, and as you can imagine, your bird is dead.