[perrygraham]

songs on 30 Rock


Muffin Top song (Jenna - Jack-Tor)

My muffin top is all that
Whole-grain, low-fat
I know you wanna piece of that
But I just wanna dance
Check checkin' out my sweet hips
My sugar-coated berry lips
I know you wanna get with this
But I'm just here to dance

So back up off of me
You're weirding me out
I'm an independent lady
So do not try to play me
I run a tidy bakery
The boys all want my cake for free
If you can't shake your fakery
Then kiss my muffin top.


Werewolf Bar Mitzvah (Tracy - Jack Gets in the Game)

I was working late on my haftorah
when I heard a knock on my bedroom-doorah
I opened it up and to my surprise
there was a werewolf standing there with glowing gold eyes
he says tomorrow my son you will be a man
but tonight's the time to join the wolfen clan
tomorrow you will stand at the bimah and pray
but tonight let's gaze at the moon and bay

(Chorus 2x)
Werewolf bar mitzvah
Spooky scary
Boys becoming men
Men becoming wolves

The next day what happened, the tomah didn't teach
I got up in front of everyone to give my little speech
then my teeth turned into fangs and my nails into claws
and I nearly dropped the torah when my hands turned into paws
I growled and i roared and my rabbi did as well
it was a rocking werewolf zoo at Temple Beth-Emmanuel

(Chorus)

We had a reception at the larchmont country club
they served a real nice brisket and an eight foot party sub
I danced with my cousins, I got money from my folks
we had a lot of fun making circumcision jokes
then i remembered the premise of my song
I was at a nice reception but the werewolf part was gone
so we pulled ourselves together and we're wolfmen again
just in time for monster fight to begin
all the country club employees were brainsucking pack
who had all turned into zombies and were on the attack
so we fought them and some draculas and frankensteins too
cause you gotta love bar mitzvah, even if you're not a [Arooo~!]

(Chorus)

Werewolf bar mitzvah
Kooky hairy
Boys becoming men
Men becoming wolves


Midnight Train to Georgia (2.10)

TRACY: New York, proved to much for the man.
GRIZZ and DOT COM: To much for the man, he couldn't make it.
TRACY: So he's leaving the life. He's come to know. He's Leaving.
GRIZZ and DOT COM:: Leavin'
TRACY: On that Midnight Train to Georgia.
GRIZZ and DOT COM: Leavin' on a Midnight Train.

TRACY: Yes he's leaving.
JENNA: Yes he's leaving. On that Midnight Train to Georgia.

JACK AND C.C.: My world, her world, his world, our world, mine and theirs alone.
LIZ: I've got to go, I've got to go.
JENNA: On that Midnight Train, all aboard, all aboard.
JENNA and TRACY: On the Midnight Train.

KENNETH: I missed it.
JENNA and TRACY: He missed it.
KENNETH: I missed that Midnight Train to Georgia.
JENNA and TRACY: He missed that Midnight Train. Woo woo!
KENNETH: There's an eleven forty-five, and I was misinformed about the time.
JENNA and TRACY: Misinformed about the time. Didn't even get to stand in line.
KENNETH: I missed it!
ALL: He missed that Midnight Train to Georgia.

[Libra]

Well, what a great thread! Thanks for that!!!

[Chrissy]

Thanks for the new thread

[perrygraham]

Originally Posted by Libra (View Post) Well, what a great thread! Thanks for that!!!

Thanks, I thought that thread might be fun.

I know there are more songs, I remember at least one more Jenna song where she set the set on fire.

So, which are your favourite songs? Do you use songs as ring tones? I'm frequently switching between the theme song and the muffin top song.

[Gossip_Addict]

Haha, I love this idea for a thread! I don't remember other songs that they've done, but I know there are some.

My favorite song is definitely their version of "Midnight Train to Georgia." It was just so perfect, especially in the context of the show at the time. Then when Kenneth came back with "I missed it. I missed that midnight train to Georgia. It was an 11:45, and I was misinformed about the time" I just started dying with laughter. And then Gladys Knight showed up at the end! Brilliance.

[beth bluth]

I've got the theme song set as my ring tone as well.

Loved the "Midnight Train to Georgia" ep too and Kenneth in those hillbilly clothes and hat

We need more songs like "Muffin Top" though.

Oh and I love when Liz randomly sings songs from Annie. lol

[Enigma]

Thanks so much for the thread.

[ComeAwayWithMe]

My favorite part of "Midnight Train To Georgia" has to be when C.C starts singing it through the tv.

[perrygraham]

And Tina singing "I've got to go, I've got to go." afterwards.

[JJ4EVER]

I died when The Roots played "Werewolf Bar Mizvah" when Tracy was on Jimmy last night. That song is so random it's funny.

"Midnight Train To Georgia" will forever be one of my favorites. I remember watching it for the first time and being literally doubled over, laughing louder than hell, and my mom rushed in because she thought something was wrong

[Gossip_Addict]

I literally LOL'd last night at the re-emergence of Muffin Top. So great that they brought that back!

[perrygraham]

Yeah I really liked the slower version. And the dancers looked so weird.

[Enigma]

I loved that we got the muffin top song. Awesome.

[wanderer78]

I love the Muffin Top song too. Werewolf Bar Mitzvah is another favorite.

I don't use any as ringtones though.

[perrygraham]

Lemme say: using the Werewolf Bar Mitzvah ringtone gives you a lot of weird looks.