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Sheldon: I was working with luminous fish and I thought "hey... loom"

[Caliina]

Penny: Sammy Hagar replaced David Lee Roth as the lead singer in what group?
Sheldon: The Brady Bunch?

Lenard: How do you know theese things?
Penny: I go out and meet people!

[**SuperGirl**]

I love the trivia episode, the guys were so clueless.

My favorite Sheldon quote. Ever.

Sheldon: Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but we can't tell Dad.

[Nitinha]

great quotes

One of my favorites:

Leonard (about Sheldon): "... The guy is one lab accident away from becoming a super villain"

[~DresdenDoll~]

I drank milk that tasted funny.

Its delivery kills me every time

[**SuperGirl**]

And this face he did afterwards!

[Nitinha]

I love him shushing "I'm Batman!"

Leonard (quoting Rajesh): he said we should add you to the Killer Robot competition

I love it, and I love her face afterwards

[daritah]

The Batman one is too perfect

Sheldon: Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but we can't tell Dad.

Dude, Sheldon's face in this one is just priceless

Some of my favorites:

Sheldon: I'm sorry but I'm not going to watch the Clone Wars TV Series until I've seen the Clone Wars movie. I prefer to let George Lucas disappoint me in the order he intended.

Sheldon: I think that you [Leonard] have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with Penny as the Hubble telescope does of discovering at the center of every black hole is a little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker.

Wolowitz: He doesn't do anything for me. If I were going to go that way, I'm more of a Zac Efron kind of guy.
Raj: Oh yeah, like you have a shot with Zac Efron.

[**SuperGirl**]

The Star Wars one was awesome.

Sheldon: [on Penny's computer] Greetings, Hamburger Toucher. You are probably wondering why you cannot IM with your little friends about how much you "heart" various things.

[Nitinha]

Aw dude, I love all the quotes from this show!

Leonard: What did Penny mean, "you'd make a cute couple"?
Sheldon: Well, I assume she meant that the two of you together would constitute a couple that others might consider cute. An alternate, though somewhat less likely interpretation is that you could manufacture one. As in, "Oh, look, Leonard and Leslie made Mr. and Mrs. Goldfarb! Aren't they adorable?"

[Sheebs]

Love the quotes!

[SnarkySarcastic]

Originally Posted by Nitinha (View Post) Aw dude, I love all the quotes from this show! Leonard: What did Penny mean, "you'd make a cute couple"? Sheldon: Well, I assume she meant that the two of you together would constitute a couple that others might consider cute. An alternate, though somewhat less likely interpretation is that you could manufacture one. As in, "Oh, look, Leonard and Leslie made Mr. and Mrs. Goldfarb! Aren't they adorable?"

Awesome

[**SuperGirl**]

Here, let's pick a character and post a few our favorite quotes from them, and then move on to the next.

Sheldon: Oh Mario. If only I could control everyone like I control you. Hop you little plumber! HOP, HOP, HOP!

[Nitinha]

Aw, it's hard, because we post the ones we remember at the time...

Sheldon: I'm clearly too evolved for driving

[**SuperGirl**]

Aww, Sheldon's are the easiest.

Sheldon: Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock. It's very simple. Look -- scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

I had to copy/paste that one, go figure. That one is impossible to remember...I really don't know how he remembered all that.