WeBuiltThePyramids

So we all had fun in the Zack Johnson thread a little while back telling the story of what would happen if he came to Penny and Leonard's wedding. So now here is a "role play" thread of sorts. It's not an official role play, we are not assigned characters, the point is to have a hypothetical situation (preferably one involving characters we know well i.e. not Howard's father or a Raj sibling that isn't Priya), and see how us posters think it would play out! So essentially, a more controlled 300 word story game, with of course more than 300 words.

For reference, check out the Zack Johnson Thread, posts 184-235.

Below is a list of hypothetical starter scenarios, which anyone can pick up. Please keep it to one or two lines per post, and keep it PG-13.

1. Sheldon is seen walking through Pasadena looking sad and confused. Zack decides he needs a friend.
2. Amy agrees to watch Cinnamon, and is surprised at how well she gets along with Ricky.
3. Bernadette accidentally comes home with a vial of deadly virus. Penny and Amy must help her get it back to the secured lab without getting caught. - ACTIVE
4. Sheldon is jealous of Wil Wheaton spending time with Penny.
5. Priya returns just as Leonard and Penny are planning their wedding, and she has instructions from her parents to investigate this new girl Raj is dating.

Anyone who wants to play a particular one of these, feel free to choose it and start! Each story can end after a minimum of 10 posts, by anyone, as long as they feel they can wrap it up.

FoxPhile

Thanks for the thread. This will be so much fun.

I'd like to suggest another possibility -
5. Priya returns just as Leonard and Penny are planning their wedding, and she has instructions from her parents to investigate this new girl Raj is dating.

But since I sort of got started on number 4 over in the Sheldon/Wil thread, I'll bring that over here...

Sheldon: "Penny, Wil Wheaton is my friend. If you want to borrow him you have to sign this Temporary Friendship Lease Agreement." ( Hands Penny his iPad and a stylus, then turns to Wil ) "Wil, Penny is my friend. And on behalf of my other friend, Leonard," ( karate chops Wil on the shoulder ) "she is NOT for YOU!"

SargeantFuzzyBoots

Thanks for this thread!

Leonard to Wil: Oh behalf of my friend Sheldon: I'm sorry.

FoxPhile

Wil nods and smiles at Leonard, then turns back to Sheldon.

"Sheldon, I'm only working with Penny on the movie. Any touching, or kissing you may see us doing is strictly in the name of our craft."

Leonard: ( Attempts to land a karate chop of his own on Wil's shoulder, but hits his elbow instead, causing Wil to gasp and start hopping up and down, grabbing his funny bone ) "NOT for YOU!"

SargeantFuzzyBoots

Penny: Leonard!

Leonard (mumbling): Sheldon started it.

FoxPhile

Penny: "Seriously, Leonard? Look at this guy." ( points at Wil ) "He's tall, he's handsome. He dresses well. He speaks in a language I understand." ( shakes her head and continues, muttering ) "So not my type!"

SargeantFuzzyBoots

Sheldon: You hear that, Wesley, she's not interested in your friendship!

FoxPhile

Wil (still holding his elbow): "It's Wil, you hear that you moronic...Wil! with ONE ELL! Wesley is the character I played on Star Trek and even then I didn't chase after another man's woman!"

SargeantFuzzyBoots

Sheldon (takes a step back; frightened): Well, if this is how you speak to your friends, then perhaps I've been mistaken in including you in my life.

FoxPhile

Wil: "Sheldon, buddy, I'm sorry. It's just the pain talking" (glares at Leonard) "That and I'm still a little sensitive about getting mistaken for Wesley Crusher." (turns to Penny) "You might want to think about that. Do you want to spend the rest of your life having people call you Ape-Girl?"

SargeantFuzzyBoots

Penny: I'm not "Ape-Girl". I'm unnamed, bisexual go go dancer, transformed into - oh balls.

smoguntia

Amy: I don't know what your problem is, monkeys are great. I would be honored to be called a Ape-Girl

FoxPhile

Sheldon: "That's my sweet little Ape-Girl!"

SargeantFuzzyBoots

Wil (eyebrows raised): You call her your "sweet Ape-Girl"?

FoxPhile

Sheldon (smiling fondly at Amy): "She's my girlfriend. It's a pet-name. Pursuant to Paragraph 9, Section 18 of the Relationship Agreement, we call each other pet-names."