Joshua Jackson - The JJ Gutter Thread - We're Back & Ready to Rumble!

***Mandy*** · 10-14-2009, 12:45 PM

We've suffered some server crashes, lost some of our threads and then ultimately, the thread's closure because our "Earl's Girls" just got a little carried away. But now?

WE'RE BACK.

That's right, tell your mama, your sister and your brother, too. The Gutter Thread has returned!

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What is the Gutter Thread? Well, it's a place to share funny posts about your love of Josh and well, places that your mind normally wanders to, such as...the gutter! But remember, keep your dirty thoughts to some form of PG-13. We need to be respectful of both Josh and our younger visitors.

Here are some old threads (even the #2 thread after the crash!) I was able to salvage that may help you get on track.

The JJ Gutter Thread - #2 - Just how deep?
The JJ "Gutter Thread" - The Earl Quest Continues...
The JJ Gutter Thread - Not For the Faint-Hearted!!
The JJ "Gutter Thread" - Let your imagination run wild...
The JJ "Gutter Thread" - Yeah, you read that right...
The JJ Gutter Thread - Hold on and enjoy the Ride!

Are you ready to be an Earl's Girl?

suzi c · 10-14-2009, 01:51 PM

Oh Mandy how I love you so!!! You've given us back the keys to the candy store! I love the fact you've linked in previous gutter threads to give us some inspiration (and to remind us why we got shut down in the first place, to hopefully keep us on the straight and narrow!).

Lets restore this forum to its former glories.

Here's a picture that was causing a bit of a stir in the pictures thread and was really getting my gutter juices flowing (no pun intended

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I was making comment how Joshs 'come to bed' look would most definitely work on me! In fact it would be doubtful if we would even make it to a bed, which brings me back to an old gutter fave of mine, the dark alleyway!!!

***Mandy*** · 10-14-2009, 01:55 PM

I love this picture! It really gives off his charm and "come hither" look.

Plus, he always looks smashing in a leather jacket!

suzi c · 10-14-2009, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Mandy (View Post)

I love this picture! It really gives off his charm and "come hither" look.

Plus, he always looks smashing in a leather jacket!

I love it, we're being so polite! Its a bit like a period drama round here!! Wait till Janet arrives, things will go downhill fast!!

jjobsession · 10-14-2009, 02:06 PM

Oh come on now! I do feel over dressed looking at that photo though.

OMG! I just went back and read a few of my old post's in the old Gutter threads. No wonder we got shut down, I can't believe some of the stuff I said!! I've matured a bit in the last four years!

suzi c · 10-14-2009, 02:18 PM

And she's back! Just reading back through some of our old threads, glad to see me and you feature quite heavily in them Janet! In fact in the last 2 I'm still calling you jjobs!!! Bless, the good old days, we had names for parts of his body!!

I'm glad to see him looking a bit more rough and ready lately, he was looking far too styled for a while to have any naughty thoughts about him. I like my men to look like they wouldn't care if you ripped off their clothes with your teeth, rather than someone who would make you wait whilst he hung them up on coathangers! Where's the passion in that? At least one garment should be hanging from a light fitting or be missing in action!

***Mandy*** · 10-14-2009, 02:25 PM

jjobsession · 10-14-2009, 02:29 PM

I have to say I really don't have those gutter worthy thoughts about the boy anymore. Maybe it has to do with age (mine) or his relationship or it's maybe I've been following his career for so long, I have that brotherly love now instead of the pure lust. Oh lord, what has happened to me?

suzi c · 10-14-2009, 02:29 PM

Janet - pull yourself together woman!!!! Don't start introducing incest here or Mandy will have us shut down before we've even started again.

I love that Donna was running quite a serious vote for naming his body parts on one of the old threads!!! Bless her. Merls Curls was inspired though.

Right, off to bed shortly for some very sweet dreams, thanks Mandy. Hubby will probably thank you too. *trots off to find her stapler*

jjobsession · 10-14-2009, 02:31 PM

Ha!!! The stapler!!!

suzi c · 10-14-2009, 02:34 PM

Actually I might try out the hot glue gun!!!

We were such a good team back then. *wipes a tear from her eye*

Go and watch Americano and you'll be back on track.

jjobsession · 10-14-2009, 02:38 PM

Tomorrow I'll watch it The kids are getting home early today and I've been baking all morning. I need to hop in the shower and get ready for Cub Scouts later. ...Oh lord I feel old. Old women baking in her jammies all morning. What has happened to me...

suzi c · 10-14-2009, 02:48 PM

Its official, Janet has been kidnapped by aliens and replaced with an older model. Whats the matter girl? If you don't watch out I'll come over and give you a big slap!

This is not what I had in mind for the whole new gutter thread. We should be talking of sex with Josh in public places, joining the mile high club, removing his undies with our teeth, following his Merls curls to the promised land of Earl! The gutter worthy images should be being copied and pasted from jj net. We should be watching Seasons 3 and 4 of DC, Cursed, Shadows and Americano and the hot scene in AB when he takes Juliette over the kitchen counter. We should be fantasing about him playing hockey, rowing, sailing a boat and holding abottle of beer in that sexy way of his. We should be dreaming about him in leather trousers, green t-shirts, wife beaters and wet wife beaters!!!!! Come on girls!!!

merica · 10-14-2009, 02:58 PM

We're back. Looking through the old threads right now...
I need some gutter in my life girls, so "Come on, let's get happy"

Just to get it all going....

Look, it's Earl!!!!

**Ten My Love** · 10-15-2009, 06:08 AM

I am honestly afraid to look back at those old threads.