Chastidy

Was Arielle in gilmore girls?

Mayberry

Yep. I didn't like her character either, but felt bad for her occasionally.

Primal Slayer

It was an ok episode. But I just wish that these writers knew how to write stories that didnt involve some kind of love interest problem and love triangle.

I just cant with Adriannas new guy being in love with her after a sex session, it just feels so forced.

Naomi is always enjoyable no matter what situation they put her in.

LOVED Naomi calling out Silver on how many guys she has, wouldve been even greater if she said something about Silver wanting all of their sloppy seconds.


Silver/Teddy friendship always great, though I didnt like Silver going all emo on Teddy (who needs a serious hair cut) about their highschool days. But I dont want Silver to have a baby, this is the last thing she needs.

I just had to go WTF? and laugh at Vanessas death. Liam doesnt even accidently push her! He just walks away from her pulling his arm out of her hand and she magically falls over and is just washed away within seconds of Liam checking on her body again.

naturellebella

At Vanessa falling over the railing and then for a second Liam is like oh let me call the police but as soon as she floats away it's like nahhhh, forget it! Either it's going to weigh on him and it will be an emotional thing afterawhile that he basically had a sort of hand in her death or she's gonna come back completely pissed off and try to kill him. Ugh, this Vanessa SL has gone on long enough.

heartlines

Tbh, I'd ring the police just because she's a psycho and I wouldn't want ~pushing her over the balcony to come back at me even if she had floated away.

Chastidy

Liam has time and time proven though that he's the dumbest human alive. Of course he wouldn't ring the police, that would have been the logical thing to do. I love it because it makes for great tv but wow, if not for being pretty I'm surprised he's lasted as long as he has in this world

Mayberry

Previously on 90210...Taylor did it all for the nookie, Maxomi got caught and tied the knot, and Liam DID start the fire and the crazy girl goes on and on and on and onnnn.....

We're in the Maxomi love palace and Naomi's wearing her butt-baring bikini for the king of the house. She packed a suitcase full of underwear, an extra bikini in case this one breaks, and a Uhura toothbrush. This is also what Max has in his suitcase, that and Pez. They're gearing up for their honeymoon because the servants and Silver are tired of them christening the house, especially since Silver isn't getting any. Does Maxomi just sit in their mansion, make out, and drink O.J.? They must be really rich! Their lead minion Alec is at the door with Max's papers...to be spayed or neutered. He thinks that if they fix Max, the sex will die and then the marriage will die. Alec fails to know the power of Ms. Miller-Clark. Naomi confesses that Alex hates her bathing suits and personality, probably because he wants to wear them. Max says he'll set up an appointment for Alec at Wet Seal. Alec arrives to check out what Naomi's wearing; he wouldn't be caught in the same bikini. He sees that she is and throws out some tabloids condemning Maxomi, drawn up by fans who ship Max/Madison or Naustin. Madison apparently saves puppies but she's not better than Annie who gives Rabies Monkey her pesos. Mrs. Miller also saw fit to bash her son's wife; she's mad she wasn't invited and a criminal named Pickaxe was so that's understandable.

Naomi promises to use the mags as bedding for Faulkner's designer bed. But Alec seeing that she has perfect tan lines, unlike his, also drops the info that Max's company sucks now because they jumped the broom. Naomi decides that the honeymoon can wait and jumps her husband. These kisses are hoooot...these are the ones I saw in that promo. Alec mopes, readjusts his thong, and goes to change Faulkner's feedbag.

Ade decides to tell Liam how miserable his bar looks, almost as miserable as her boyfriend feels. Navid says the new club promoter can make the Offshore more "chill"; Navid's so cool that he uses 90s lingo. Liam suggests that Ade go topless, but she won't do it if she can't sing Demi Lovato. Liam says that Taylor can do anything he wants because he's an idiot and it's not like he was the one who burned the bar down. Uh-oh. Navid calls himself a pillar of salt; that means he gets tossed when they don't need him in certain episodes. at Ade's look. She knows Navid's bad boy ways are going to be as tough as a marshmallow. She tells him to untuck his shirt so his Sesame Balls can breathe; her pet name for him will never die until she finds a real man. Enter Taylor.

The two cautionary tales for underage drinking lug out a table while Boo-Tay/Ade talk. He says he's stalking her so she'll feel important. The compliment goes to Ade's head and she notices his shirt is untucked. But she remembers Dixon and dismisses her Boo-Tay call. Carly Rae Jepsen is no longer there so she doesn't have to call him. Boo-Tay gives her his number anyway. Taylor says his body is as good as she remembers and lets his pants fall. She tells him he has girly penmanship and to buy a belt.

Annie located one of her ex-hooker outfits, but think it's alright since she's wearing it around her brother. Dixon says he's not a vegetable. Annie calls him a beet because he makes beats..hardy har har. Dixon thinks this is more painful than the accident. Stop bugging me! But pop in the Hamburger Helper before you leave, babe.

Ade strolls in late because she was around three attractive guys lifting heavy things. Dixon can't have sex yet so that satisfied her urges. Adrianna gives Dixon a pat on the head for eating his vegetables. I told you girls I'm not a veggie, yells Dixon. Now gimme a carrot. Ade promises to get him a carrot, but Dixon really wants a kiss. She's afraid to hurt him. Something tells me that's going to have two meanings VERY soon! This is hard to sit through. Just end it, Ade. She lies that she doesn't know Boo-Tay while Dixon asks if she's alright. Ade tucks Boo-Tay's number into her purse while Dixon's sitting right there since that's basically all poor Dix can do. Ade smiles nervously and goes to deliver Annie's hooker shoes that go with her outfit. I still didn't get my carrot, yells Dixon after her. That's the least you can do after showing up late. There's some carrots in the veggie Hamburger Helper, mentions Annie. Oh nawwww, mumbles Dixon.

Silver dug her British accent out of her season 1 grab bag. The grab bag contains wine bottles, half-birthday party favors, and the part of the pink prom dress with Ethan's fingerprints on it. She gives Teddy a gift but he doesn't want it since he's wealthy and owns everything already. Teddy asks when she's going to get Knocked Up. Silver says when I feel like it and go to the video store, so shut it, turkey baster. Teddy's going back to D.C. after that comment. He reminds Silver that she has two men fighting over her...for the fourth time. She has her eggs covered so now she needs to get cooking on her love life. So do the writers. Personal opinion: Throw all the guys in the mixing bowl. Put Silver in another bowl. Bake the boys so they grow the heck up and freeze Silver because she can be single for a hot second!

Liam brought a surfboard to bean any guys that want his fried up bar. It's worse: Hit and Run has returned to bug Liam about his horrible life. He hands her the money to cover his contract and admits the banker counted it for him several times. Hit and Run says she doesn't want his fraudulent cash; Liam says he has to check the dictionary before they continue this conversation. Hit and Run offers a visual to help him out. You're in deep dirt, dummy. Vanessa vows to blackmail him. Neither of us are black, points out Liam. She hits him with the camera and Liam agrees to be her fake significant other. He is the Shane to her Teddy. Liam kinda deserves this honestly. He can't quench Vanessa's fire. He just sits there and stands dumbly in front of it. I'm thinking Liam's brain was incinerated quite awhile ago.

Dixon asks Annie if Adrianna has been hitting on her. Annie denies it and says Ade's in love with Dixon. Then, she calls him a ball squeezing champion to make him feel better. No boy would want that title, Annie. I think. Whatever. This is just an excuse for Tristan to show off his legs and for a boy to throw something at him. Annie says Dixon's the ball champion so what do you want, chump? The guy says for her to stop babying Dixon. Unless you have breast milk, he says. Do you have breast milk? Annie knew she shouldn't have worn this outfit. Riley identifies Dixon as her boyfriend. He's obviously seen the Tristan/Shenae pictures. Riley says Annie wants to make sweet love to him, making the ex-hooker blush. He's got skills. He rolls off and Annie goes to squeeze balls.

The girls are at the beach...without Annie. Guess she's still squeezing balls with her brother. That will never get old. I'm using that all season. Yayyy to Ade and Naomi hanging out. Too bad Silver's there but at least Ade reminds us that she almost killed her. Friends foreverrrrrrr, sings Ade. Always will be there. Friends foreverrrrrrr, without Annie anywhere. Isn't that from Saved By the Bell, asks Silver. Yeah, I stole it, admits Ade. Naomi changes the subject by mentioning how MADison is dogging her nuptials. Ade mentions that she went and gave water to some African kids...who had no clue who she was and forgot about two minutes later. Why is the addict choosing a winery as her wedding reception? Oh, the jokes. Nah it's probably just the writers forgetting a big thing while they remember Ade's Vitaminwater Hallmark moment. Criminy! Why am I not surprised Silver's the only one not covered up from the boobs up? Naomi notices too and says for her to narrow it down to one guy. She speaks for almost every fan for the last two seasons! NMC!

Ade's stuck at the beach? Dixon, you're thisclose to getting the slip. Annie brings up Dixon's other love interest: pizza. Not even cheesy bread will cheer this boy up. Annie offers to chew the cheesy bread for him. Dixon says he's not Liam. Then Annie says he needs baby tees for his shrinking muscles. Dixon is mad that she mentioned this to Adrianna since Adrianna steals baby tees when she's not stealing bad pop music. He blames Annie for his jacked up relationship which he and Ade jacked up on their own. Annie gets the boot. Dixon goes off to chew some bread with a smirk on his face. Take that!

The Offshore Gang (aka the Little Rascals) walk into a neon jungle of hot women. Only you don't see their faces so you have to guess if they're hot or not. For Navid, all women who breathe are hot. Silver came for her harem and to check if Boo-Tay was available since Ade rejected him. She shows up in a Banana Republic sweater? Fine. It never matters what she wears; she always gets her man. Navid says he's got some fiiiine women....somewhere. Silver says fine, heyyyy, Liam. Liam's like heeeyyyyyyyyyy, I've still got a crazy girlfriend. Silver is without a harem of men and Boo-Tay is Ade-struck. Silver's going to touch a lonely Dixon at the wedding reception and that will be that.

Alec comes in to see what Naomi's wearing, but finds out that Naomi is past all that and just wants some freakin' swans. They mate for life. They also don't like people. Max went for a jog? He must be running from Silver. Allergy mentions that he wants the company to go into video games, and the Mario Brothers are the main target. Naomi decides to invite the Mario Brothers. Allergy disagrees briefly but can't say no to the swans or they'll peck him.

The writers have Tristan display his chest since it's around the half hour mark. Shenae walks in, then she remembers she's Annie and can't check him out. Oh the humanity! Annie announces she's moving out and she's taking all of Ade's booty shorts since Ade is the reason Dixon's mad at her. He apologizes before Ade walks in with new shoes. Since she gave Annie hooker shoes, she needed a new pair for the party. Annie dismisses Dixon with a glare. If looks could kill. Ade says this is about the vegetables, isn't it? Dixon waves it off, says that Navid and Taylor got some hookers through Annie, and Ade gets nervous. She doesn't want to run into Boo-Tay and his beltless self. Dixon reassures her that things will go back to normal. Ade wants to do a high heel fashion show for Dixon. Now he's really going to cry.

Silver has her harem on speed dial so she catches Teddy before he can leave the state. Almost, Teddy. Almost. They were explaining the plane safety rules when Teddy's phone buzzed. He leaped through the emergency exit and terrified security. They asked why. He said Erin Silver and they said, we totally understand. Anyways, Silver complains that her men won't wait for her and love her. Pot calling the kettle black. Hello? You move on as soon as the guys disappoint you and you barely take a breather. Case in point, she suggests doing it in Malibu. Teddy laughs. Silver doesn't. Silver suggests Teddy take a shower. Teddy runs for the car.

Drank too much last night, sing the lyrics. This should be Liam's theme music. A woman singing about how drunk she was and how it cost her. Hit and Run bought them a place so Liam wouldn't sleep on the pool table anymore. Liam's mad that he has to live with her. He can't run around in his Elmo jammies and eat peanut butter in the bathtub. Hit and Run says he can have some peanut butter, the chunky kind. Liam gets excited and starts sexing her against the wall. He didn't even hold out for the jelly to make a sandwich.

Naomi's wedding reception is in the middle of nowhere with a bunch of strangers...oh, and without their parents, but with swans. The swans pop by for their photo op. They will look for breadcrumbs on Dixon later because he'll be a sitting duck and they hate ducks. Naomi gets miffed when she sees Navid and two random hookers. Oh wait, they're adult film stars. So he's becoming his dad for Silver's sake? New level of pathetic. Navid, go open a book. Naomi's upset they have better side boob than half the guests and then shows them what a real side boob looks like. Navid smiles at Naomi, a married woman. He's a bad boy.

Ade wheels in Dixon and vows to keep an eye on the swans. Of course this is Ade, and her attention is shifted whenever a sexy guy blinks at her. He asks her to get them some drinks while he tries to navigate the steps. If she doesn't see this.....even I won't be able to crack on that because it'd just be sad. Naomi says for Annie to stop drinking, help her brother, and feed the swans. Annie ain't doing nothing unless she gets paid. She thought Naomi knew that. Four men carry Dixon past the steps. They will not be paid...for this or anything else.

Navid comes over to bother Silver and Teddy, and try to look at Silver's side boob. Ambrosia and Trixie love Silver because everybody else does. Hit and Run dogs Silver, though, and announces she and Liam had sex. That's not an accomplishment; it's on a to-do list for many women at this point. Silver drinks some wine and goes to whine. She must've offered him peanut butter, says Silver to Teddy. Oh, she's gooood, affirms Teddy.

Naomi goes to kick out two slackers bathing in the pool. They don't have a house so whenever they can have a free bath, they seize the moment. Security seizes them and Naomi explains what a hoochie mama is to Max. They talk boars not named Faulkner and Allergy informs them that the slackers were the Mario Brothers. Naomi didn't recognize them without their moustaches.

Are we ever going to find out what the Sea Change is? I'm just going to assume it's what Maxomi throws into the sea since they bought a sea.

Naomi runs to stop Mario and Luigi from going to the Mushroom Forest. Allergy is very upset they didn't bring Yoshi. They think Naomi's hotter than Princess Toadstool so they give her another shot. Allergy is like Bowser; he's overprotective as I don't know what.

Silver went to the wine cellar to go find wine for Teddy. She wants to get him drunk and desperate. She think it's okay since Shane/Teddy had a fake wedding unlike Maxomi's. It's not a Silver scene unless a man compliments her. Goodness. They talk about how good-looking their kid will be, which is true. They talk about Liam being an idiot, which is true. Silver acts like the victim, which is not true. She walks off to go try and kiss Ian. And yes, Ian loved her too.

Meanwhile, Navid and Boo-Tay are playing in the water with the adult film stars. This is the most action Navid's gotten since Silver grazed his elbow.

Dixon sure spends an awful lot of time trying to convince Adrianna he's alright. He goes to find her wrap but I just think he wants to get away from the upcoming musical guest. Who calls themselves Sammy at that age? Besides Sammy Davis Jr. but he was cooler. Ade looks bored. She knows Dixon has four males to carry him so she wanders off. Awww, I wish her and Max had a convo. Well, she winds up tantalizing Boo-Tay. Hey, girl, you're the only one! Yeah, I'm talking to you, girlllllllllll.

Ade runs to throw herself off the cliff because of the bad music, but Boo-Tay stops her. He wants to know if she's a porn star. Ade says he's tacky and rude, then lets him kiss her. Bad move, Drama Adrianna! She gives him a left hook, which she was saving for Javier if he hadn't died. He says he can't unfeel her. Ade says don't touch me, perv. And I'll throw your digits away to show you I mean business. By the way, your 5's look like sideboobs. She blows a kiss and spits in his face, but makes sure to show her butt while she goes.

Awww, poor Dixon. I'm already enjoying this more than his Jessie Spano storyline. He tries to go for Ade's wrap and falls. He' s now swan bait.

The deal is going south until Mario and Luigi hear Liam might star in a video game. He'll be Toad. Toad basically does the Princess' bidding and does other dumb stuff that doesn't matter. Perfect. Hit and Run announces that she's engaged to Liam, without him knowing. Blindside! Liam runs off to gag while Hit and Run flashes a match to torture him.

Beautiful Wilson moment, and Tristan's best acting moment since season 2.

They're totally telegraphing Ade cheating. It's anvil after anvil after anvil. And Ade's already an anvil herself. Blam!

Silver waters her plants with a Slurpee cup. She figures someone should be satisfied tonight. Then in walks Teddy. Alright, a quickie before the airport? suggests Silver. Teddy wants to talk about their relationship. Prove your love to me, blondie, cries Silver. I'm having a baby with you, reminds Teddy. You have pretty teeth, says Silver. I'm leaving, says Teddy.

Riley asks Annie to spank him. Annie blames him for Dixon's mood swings and says for Riley to get a haircut. I would get a haircut if you moved out the way, says Riley. Are we pretending to hate each other so we can hook up later, yells Annie. Of course, just like half the couples on this show, yells Riley. Why don't you have your shirt off, yells Annie. You've got problems, says Riley, rolling away.

Allergy realizes he lost the bikini battle, and he bought a hot pot for her. He's going to cook a bunny in it later to screw with her mind. He decides to send Max to Japan while he buys the bunny. Poor Maxomi. Why can't they just go on their honeymoon? Allergy sucks. He owes every Maxomi fan some Ramen!

Hit and Run goes to massage Liam but he's not having it. She put baby bird wallpaper in the bathroom and Liam thinks they're really dead birds. Of course she brings up Silver. Silver makes women crazy and men numb. Liam says the baby birds won't suffer anymore and "accidentally" pushes her off the balcony. She did what Ade couldn't do...she actually went over. Hit and Run is plastered to the shore like a pancake, then mysteriously disappears. I loved the slow-mo, like this was one of Liam's bad films. Aaaaaaah, hey, look a rock, aaaaah, I can see a seagull,aaaaaaah....splat! Why wouldn't you go down to check if she was alive before calling the police? Liam wants to go to jail, doesn't he? That way other people can order him around and he won't be a lost wittle boy. In any case, Liam made a mistake, which should be 90210's new tagline. The swans are feasting on Hit and Run.

This wasn't boring, that's for sure. The summary sounded boring so it exceeded my expectations. I really like that the plots are moving, no matter how ridiculous they are, and they are that. I enjoy Tilver even though Silver's SL is not at all attractive. Maxomi's cute as a button despite Allergy. The Wilsons/Ade are a trainwreck waiting to happen. Navid's comic relief, which he should be. So yeah, I'm pretty pleased.

B plus for the ep.

Silver downs a drink, Liam doesn't think, and Hit and Run went over the brink. Super Mario power!

Chastidy

This x 100. This is basically all his own stupidity. Its hard to pity him because at this point his actions border on special needs.

Never change your recaps May, they're all kinds of awesome

sweet girl

Thanks for your review, Mayberry! It was hilarious and spot on.

Mayberry

Thanks, guys. I love writing them! And like you, Chas, I'm still wondering if and when they'll mention Ivy.

smoothaise

Is Matt lanter channeling Ryan lochte?

sami95

Hahaha Quite possibly. Although I do prefer Ryan's denseness to Liam's.

Chastidy

poor Liam, kid just can't catch a break

Alexa

I'm disappointed dixon and ade are back together i was hoping that would fizzle out. i actually think her and taylor have more chemistry together.

i love naomi and max as a couple but i hate alec and i know he sticks around for a while. boo.

sad they got rid of austin.

did they explain what happened to ivy yet?

vanessa is crazy but at least her blackmailing liam is finally doing SOMETHING. im not sure what vanessas motives are? all because she wants to be with liam? LOL. so weird. but the ending was one of the worst things the shows ever done! how stupid!

weirdly i thought dixons's storyline was the best part of the episode because it felt more real to me. i like this storyline for him.

i love that they brought up the whole teddy/silver gay thing and while they were dating teddy was hiding etc.

i dont really like riley, i feel like he was just too arrogant.

Chastidy

What was the ending?