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Colleen: Extra whip on that?
Lily: Do you have to ask? Hey, are you going to the "men we love" party?
Colleen: Cute, single and hopefully some straight guys? I'm there. Are you gonna be billy's arm candy?
Lily: Well, he's the model, so technically, he's the arm candy.
Colleen: How's it going?
Lily: Uh, it's good. He's really funny.
Colleen: Except you think he's a player and you're holding back.
Lily: Well, I don't know, it just seems like he has chemistry with everyone, you know, even chloe. Do you think that they dated?
Colleen: Well, she's female and he's billy. But I mean, dating? Like, hanging out and conversation? I don't think so. No.
Lily: I don't know, they just have this, you know, funny, chatty, wink-wink thing going on.
Colleen: Well, that's just chloe sliming yet another innocent bystander. Poor cane, right? No one should be that noble.


Chloe: Oh, look who it is. So you, uh, have any adoring fans yet?
Billy: Well, now that you mention it, you might not be my only stalker soon.
Chloe: Your ego is so fat, it just popped a button.
Billy: Seriously, you need to chill on the billy worship. Lily just asked if we met before I got back into town.
Chloe: Really? What did you say?
Billy: Oh, I told her that we had red hot monkey sex all over new york before you bagged cane.
Chloe: (Laughs) no, you didn'T.
Billy: Of course I didn'T. Don't want her wondering who the real father of boog is.
Chloe: Well, she already knows who the father is.
Billy: Does she?
Chloe: Look, billy, you can relax, because there is absolutely nothing tying us together. So if you wanna go and waste your life on lily, then you're free and clear.


Billy: Trying to see who has the better light?
Cane: Uh, it looks fine. Besides, the profits go to charity, don't they?
Billy: You're not gonna clock me again, are you?
Cane: Huh. Well, that depends on if you say something stupid, doesn't it?
Billy: (Chuckles)
Lily: Okay, then, um, how about a drink, billy? Would you mind?
Billy: My pleasure.
Cane: You don't have to worry. I wasn't gonna hit him.
Lily: Um, I'm surprised chloe's not here. Didn't she style the shoot?
Cane: Yeah, she's in the ladies room. It, uh, happens a lot.
Lily: Hey, you know what else is funny? Is have you seemed to notice how billy and chloe seem really close, even though they just met each other? And you and billy have had your problems?
Cane: Yeah, you know, they're in-laws, so they're probably just making small talk.
Lily: No, no, no, no, no. They seem friendlier than in-laws. They seem like kinda... casual, comfortable.
Cane: Well, you know billy. If he's awake, he's flirting. And, uh, he's already tried to take everything I have, so I suppose chloe's next.
Lily: Oh, right, I forgot, because billy is with me 'cause of you.
Cane: I didn't mean it like that.
Lily: Well, it's the second time you've said it.
Cane: Well, you're special and billy can see that. I don't think he deserves you.
Chloe: Sorry. I'll have to, uh, probably only go about ten more times in the next hour. Hi.



Jack: Well, you look absolutely tremendous, as usual.
Nikki: Well, thank you. You look a little less rat pack than you do in your portrait. I wasn't sure if the "man we love to hate" would show up tonight.
Jack: Uh, you know what they say, no such thing as bad publicity.
Nikki: Mm. Are you on your own?
Jack: Yeah, sharon couldn't make it tonight.
Nikki: Jack, you remember george?
Jack: Oh, of course, george, you do terrific work.
George: Hey, jack. Hey, have you met shiva rose? Please convince her to be my muse.
Shiva: Oh, he's relentless.
Jack: Jack abbott. It's a pleasure.
Nikki: They're working together on our next editorial layout.
Jack: Well, for the first time, I think I regret not being at "restless style."
Nikki: Oh, george, there's that buyer that I want you to meet. He's got a wonderful eye.
Shiva: You've never regretted selling out your fabulous style? Growing profits, cultural impact, fabulous magazine?
Jack: Well, I regret not selling it to you.
Shiva: You're as bad as your brother.
Jack: Oh, then you've met billy, huh?
Shiva: From parties and openings, that sort of thing. I met him through a modeling friend. Speak of the devil. And chloe? They're still together?
Jack: Billy and chloe? I--
Shiva: I have to go say hello.


Billy: This is billy.
Jack: Shiva rose is on her way to you.
Billy: Oh, I love her.
Jack: She doesn't know that you and chloe, uh, never met before. She thinks you're still an item.
Billy: Oh, uh, got it. Thank you. (Chuckles) hey, shiva?
Chloe: Shiva's here?
Billy: Shiva's--shiva.
Chloe: Shiva. Oh, excuse me. Excuse me.
Billy: Hi!
Shiva: Billy! The photo is gorgeous.
Billy: Well, thank you. Don't forget to thank my, uh, co-star here. That's cane ashby. This is my brother.
Cane: It's a pleasure to meet you.
Shiva: The photo is so vibrant.
Cane: Thank you.
Billy: And this is lily winters. She's my--
Shiva: Ah, the fresh face of jabot. What does the spring campaign look like?
Lily: Um, well, actually, I'm--I'm not modeling anymore.
Shiva: Oh, that's a shame.
Lily: Yeah.
Shiva: And, chloe! There you are.
Chloe: Shiva! Hi! Look at you!
Shiva: You're pregnant?! I had no idea!
Chloe: I am. I am. This is, uh, my husband. This is him, right here. And we are very excited.
Shiva: How wonderful for you both.
George: Shiva, you must come see what maria's wearing. It's fabulous.
Lily: Well, she seems sweet. Did you two work together?
Chloe: Yeah, yeah, she's a really, really great girl, but she's got a rotten memory. You just--you can't trust a thing that she says.


Shiva: When is chloe due? She looks about seven months along.
Cane: Just about, yeah, yeah.
Chloe: Hi! There you are! You know, you are the most gorgeous girl here. Cane, would you do me a favor? Could you get me a, uh, ginger ale, please?
Cane: Sure. Would you like anything, shiva?
Shiva: Uh, nothing, thanks.
Chloe: Thanks. He doesn't know.
Shiva: What?
Chloe: Cane doesn't know about billy.
Shiva: Are you serious? So that photo wasn't a duel over you?
Chloe: Oh, actually, it was, which I loved, of course, but not because cane knows. No one knows.
Shiva: You seemed so into billy, but you love cane even more now?
Chloe: Cane's a keeper. Billy...
Shiva: Oh, we all know what billy is.
Chloe: Just keep those perfectly lined lips shut, okay?
Shiva: What you have with cane seems so special. I'm sure he'd understand.
Chloe: Humor me, shiva, humor me.
Shiva: Of course. Of course. Not a word.


Lily: It just makes me smile to see his face.
Shiva: He does have that effect on women. Some women. Very few.
Lily: It's okay. I know all about billy.
Shiva: Really?
Lily: Yeah, people keep thinking they have to protect me from his reputation, but trust me, I know a lot more about billy than you think, so...
Shiva: When you say more, do you mean anything specific or anyone?
Lily: Well, wait, you know chloe from work, but how do you know billy?
Billy: Hey, uh, shiva, can you help me out, make me look like a hero and come talk to this guy for a minute? We'll be right back.
Lily: Okay.
Billy: Mnh-mnh.
Shiva: All those parties I saw you at with chloe, you were never this tense.
Billy: No. No. No parties. No chloe. No dating. No. Nothing. Okay? Please, shiva?
Shiva: Why are you acting so strange about this? You both moved on, so who cares? Oh, the baby?
Billy: No, no, we were long over by then. But lily--she's a keeper.
Shiva: That's what chloe said about cane.
Billy: You see? Now everybody's happy and all it costs is just an itsy bitsy little secret, so zip your lip.
Shiva: Chloe said that, too.
Billy: Damn it.
Shiva: You both think alike.
Billy: Yeah, well, maybe, but I mean, lily is--
Shiva: Oh, she seems wonderful.
Billy: Yeah, she's the real deal. And I'm not gonna screw this up. Now come on.


Colleen: Dateless. I am completely dateless with all these men here.
Lily: Oh, come on, it's not that bad.
Colleen: Yeah, right. I just said that I would go to dinner with my dad tomorrow night. I am totally pathetic.
Lily: (Laughs)
Billy: Okay, come on, ceecee. Let's find you a nice, presentable, respectful young man.
Colleen: Right. Like you would know any. How do you put up with him, huh?
Lily: I don't know. What are you doing?
Billy: Sweeping you off your feet. I just can't help myself. Excuse me!
Colleen: Sorry!
Billy: (Humming)
Lily: Ah, sorry.
Billy: Pardon me.
Chloe: Uh, that's not just dating, is it?
Cane: No, it's not.

Awwww, it sounds like we're getting great stuff tomorrow. Shiva's right, Billy and Chloe are so alike and perfect for each other.

"Oh, I told her that we had red hot monkey sex all over New York before you bagged Cane."

omg, lmao!