Ted: I've seen Barney work very hard to get women. I've seen him work very hard to get rid of women.
I've never seen him work this hard to keep one around.

Lily: It doesn't have to make sense. It's chemistry.
You and Barney have the kind of chemistry that just doesn't go away.

Barney: I'm not a New York Yankee. Any other night, I would probably
try to convince you that I am, but I'm not.
I'm just some guy who's in love with the girl that just left.
And she's... never gonna feel the same way.

Robin: I know we didn't work out the first time. And I know it doesn't make any sense.
But I can't shake this feeling that we belong together.
Is there any part of you that wants to try again?

Season One

"You and Me? If you thought about it for a second."
"I have thought about it 3 seconds."

Season Two

"I'm not wearing any make-up right now."
"Holy Crap, you're beautiful."

Season Three

"Shotgun for all eternity"
"You can't call shotgun for all eternity

Season Four

"He's not like you. He's like I love you."
"I love you."

Season Five

"He's my boyfriend now."
"And She's my girlfriend."

Season Six

"The future is scary. But you can't go running back to the past because it's familiar. Yes, it's temping but..."
"But, it's a mistake."

Season Seven

"Why do you like me?"
"I guess cause you're just as messed up as I am."

Season Eight

"A week from today we are going to be legen... wait for it. Married. LegenMarried"

Season Nine

"No wait for it?" "I've got you I don't need to wait for it anymore."

L a t e s t R e a s o n s:
106. Because she was so scared he was cheating on her
107. Because Ted's never seen him work this hard to keep a girl around before
108. Because he was just scared that she was going to dump him
109. Because "You're an idiot"
110. Because he wanted to drill her and do some cramming ... for the test
111. Because he flew all the way to Canada to get her back
112. Because he still wanted to do it in the hotel room
113. Because he defended her in front of the angry Canadians
114. Because he’s officially planting his flag in her
115. Because she thought America was cool with the way Barney stood up for her
116.Because they are getting married
117.Because after 8 years of fighting and running from their feelings they're finally happy
118.Because they are partners in crime
119.Because high fiving, laughing and having fun is a bases for a healthy relationship
120Because we really want them to travel the world together and have fun being with each other for the rest of their lives[/COLOR]

“When you meet the right person, you know it. You can’t stop thinking about them. They are your best friend and your soul mate. you can’t wait to spend the rest of our life with them. No one and nothing else can compare.”

Barney:”This is super weird between us and I don’t want it to be.”
Robin:”Me neither.”
Barney:”So let me just say this. I’m done. You don’t have to worry anymore.”
Robin:”What do you mean?”
Barney:”I’m done trying to get you. I can’t do it anymore. I’m sorry it’s taking me this long to figure it out, but I promise, I’m done making a fool of myself.”
Robin:”You haven’t making a fool out of yourself…”
Barney:”It’s okay. It’s okay. I want it to be okay.”

Robin: You and me? That's insane. If you even thought about it for 1 second -
Barney: Well I have thought about it for three seconds and it makes a lot of sense.
We both think that marriage commitment thing's a drag, we both want something
casual and fun and we clearly get along really well.
Robin: Wow, that actually did make a lot of sense.
Barney: Yeah.

Lily: You're in love? That is so sweet!
Barney: It's not sweet, it's like a disease. I slept with Robin one time and I caught feelings.
I caught feelings bad. I used protection and everything.
Lily: Barney, you don't catch feelings, you just have them. And they're good.
Barney: They're terrible. I can't eat, I can't sleep. She's all I think about. I close my eyes,
I see Robin. I hear a song, it reminds me of Robin. ... I sleep with that chick, I'm thinking about Robin!

Robin: Ted, the future is scary. But you can't just run back to the past because it's familiar. Yes, it's tempting...
Barney: But it's a mistake.

Barney: I got so fat, at the end of the day you'd unhook my bra.
Robin: You were the only boyfriend I ever motor boated.

Barney: Maybe I've met her already.

Barney: You want to make God laugh, tell him your plans right?
Robin: What is wrong with you?

Robin: You wanna dance? Let's dance.
Barney: I live for the dance.
Robin: Get your other hand, off my ass.

Barney: Sorry, sorry.

Barney: Robin, seriously, I love you, but it's like you have squiggly carton odor lines coming off you right now.

Robin: I'm such a mess. Why do you even like me?
Barney: I guess cause you're almost as messed up as I am.

Barney: Where is my cash?
Robin: I did a little exchange for you canucklehead.

"I had fun tonight though."
"Me too, I always have fun with you."

"I love everything about her and I’m not a guy who says that lightly. I’m the guy who faked his love- his entire life. I thought love was just something idiots felt but this woman has a hold on my heart that I could not break if I wanted to. And there have been times that I wanted to. It has been overwhelming and humbling and even painful, at times, but I could never stop loving her than I could stop breathing. I am hopelessly, irretrievably in love with her. More than she knows."

“Well, I give you this, you were pretty convincing.”
“Hey, tricking good looking idiots is kinda my thing.”

BARNEY AND ROBIN Legendary Love Songs
LegenMARRIED love songs

Groove To The Heart - Deee-Lite
Sandcastles In The Sand - HIMYM
"Prophets" (from "The Leap"),
"Oxford Comma" (from "Definitions"),
"Let it roll" (from "Big Days" and "Challenge accepted"),
"Hey" (from "Disaster averted"),
"The funeral" (from "Farhampton") and
"Let your heart hold fast" (from "the final page part 2").
All For you - Keith Urban
Love Story - Taylor Swift
White Horse - Taylor Swift
The Way I Loved You - Taylor Swift
Forever & Always - Taylor Swift
Sparks Fly - Taylor Swift
Back To December - Taylor Swift
The Story Of Us -Taylor Swift
Forever and for Always - Shania Twain
It's Not Over - Daughtry
Better In Time - Leona Lewis
Fallin' For You - Colbie Calliet
Rumour Has It - Adele
I'll Be Waiting - Adele
Just The Way You Are - Bruno Mars
Just A Kiss - Lady Antebellum
Need You Now - Lady Antebellum
I Run To You - Lady Antebellum
What If - Colbie Calliat
As Long As I Love You - Backstreet Boys
Lucky - Jason Mraz Ft. Colbie Calliat
Not over You - Gavin DeGraw
I Won't Give Up On Us - Jason Marz
Remind Me - Brad Paisley Ft. Carrie Underwood
Blindfolded - Kris Allen
Rooftops - Kris Allen
Out Alive - Kris allen
A Thousand Years - Christina Perri
Arms - Christina Perri
Red - Taylor Swift
Stay - Rhianna Ft Mikky Ekko
What Makes You Feel Different - The Backstreet Boys
Miracles Happen - From the Princess Diaries Soundtrack
Sunday Afternoon - Rascal Flatts
Forever - Rascal Flatts
I Won't Let Go - Rascal Flatts
Stuck Like Glue - Sugarland
In Anothers Eyes - Trisha Yearwood
Like We Never Loved At All - Faith Hill Ft. Tim Mcgraw
Lost - Faith Hill
Red Umbrella - Faith Hill
Believe Me Baby I Lied - Trisha Yearwood
Everybody Knows - Trisha Yearwood
Thinking About You - Trisha Yearwood
Anywhere For You - Backstreet Boys
Don't Want To Lose You Now - Backstreet Boys
No One Else Comes Close - Backstreet Boys
Unsuspected Sunday Afternoon - Backstreet Boys
Easy - Rascal Flatts Ft. Natasha Bedingfield
Take Me There - Rascal Flatts
Wanted - Hunter Hayes
True Love - Pink Ft. Lily Allen
Marry Me - Jason Derulo
Mirrors - Justin Timberlake
(Everything I Do), I Do It For You - Bryan Adam
The Other Side - Jason Derulo