How I Met Your Mother - MarshmellowღLilypad #13: "Because we are Marshmallow and Lilypad, bitch."

☆♥~Buffyverse_Lover16~♥☆ · 02-20-2018, 11:20 PM

Welcome To The #13th Thread for
Marshmellow & Lilypad

Lily: On Monday I'm gonna have to tell my kindergarten class, who I teach not to run with scissors, that my fiance ran me through with a freakin' broadsword!
Marshall: Well, just to be fair, it didn't go all the way through.
Lily: I'm sorry, is this a discussion about the degree to which you stabbed me?

Marshall: Ok, I'm just saying that it's my wedding too and I should have a say in it.
Lily: But I'm the bride. So, I win.
Marshall: But I thought marriage is about two equal partners, sharing a life together.
Lily: Right, but I'm the bride. So, I win.

Marshall: I want to give you the package.
Lily: The package? You’ve already given me the package. You’ve got a great package, Marshall. I love your package.
Marshall: Lily, you are the most incredible woman I know. You deserve a big package.
Lily: Your package has always been big enough. You may not realize this Marshall Eriksen, but you’ve got a huge package!

Lily: We should come up with a whole new last name.
Marshall: Oh, that's easy; Lily and Marshall Skywalker.
Lily: Lily and Marshall Hasselhoff.
Marshall: Oh, got it. Lily and Marshall Awesome. Hey have you met the Awesomes? Lily, Marshall, their son Totally, and their daughter Freaking?

Marshall: Just a burger? Just a burger. Robin, it’s so much more than "just a burger." I mean…that first bite — oh, what heaven that first bite is! The bun, like a sesame freckled breast of an angel, resting gently on the ketchup and mustard below, flavors mingling in a seductive pas de deux. And then... a pickle! The most playful little pickle! Then a slice of tomato, a leaf of lettuce and a…a patty of ground beef so exquisite, swirling in your mouth, breaking apart, and combining again in a fugue of sweets and savor so delightful. This is no mere sandwich of grilled meat and toasted bread, Robin. This is God, speaking to us through food.
Lily: And you got our wedding vows off the internet?

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1. It was love at first sight. 2. Because they got married three times.
3. Because they both love the kitchen floor.
4. Because they have nicknames for each other.
5. Because Lily texts Marshall when he's in the bathroom to make sure everything's okay.
6. Because Marshall's list is his marriage license.
7. Because our hearts broke in Come On.
8. Because the world needs Marshall and Lily together.