Make Them Laugh

I wrote this Commercial to Alex on the Heroes What Power Would you Like to Have Thread -- B/C this character has Power

Alec the Granch Commercial Take -- One

Year 2030 HBO MOX sales office

Sales Person...."so if you subscribe to the HBO MOX for a Year you can save 30 percent and catch Wonder Woman 10 on your own 100 inch screen size TV plus MTL Popcorn of your choice

Customer- Who was that Yellow hairy creepy fellow that just appeared out of nowhere

Sales person -- Oh that was Alec the Granch... he appears out of nowhere when someone says HBO MOX He really hates Streaming Services especially HBO MOX and Disney ELite Plus

**Customer writes HBO Mox on her Holo-Phone **

**Granch appears again***

Customer... Shhhhh...nobody say or write anything. Let's see if we can get rid of him for the day

**Alec the Granch appears again in the silent sales room**

Customer... We didn't say anything or write anything!!!

Sales Person --- Oh not only does he know where and when you say "HBO MOX and when it's written down.... he can Read Minds too!!

Voiceover
Get HBO MOX without a thought and avoid the Granch in your Home!!

stlavin95

Hopefully the Eagles will be back better than ever sooner rather than later

Thanks Alex, saw it coming with how screwed our schedule has been

PhoenixRising

I don't think so, Sam. Howie Roseman has screwed up our salary cap space to the point where it'll take years to rebuild. He made lousy draft picks and lousy trades, and held on to aging, injured players way too long. I cannot believe that this guy might not even get fired after this season.

Well, you should still finish the season strong as the AFC North Champions. Just worry about the Chiefs, Bills, Titans, Colts, and Browns.


I saw you post that on the Heroes board, Dave! Thanks so much!

stlavin95

That sucks

We should

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that sucks, so you only have one day off? I hate when that happens.

stlavin95

That would really suck

PhoenixRising

Yes it does, Katie. But at least I get extra money and I can get extra time off. I'm gonna try and take a week off in January. I hope you're doing okay, Katie.


Hi, Sam! Well, the Eagles are just a hot mess right now. I can't stand the fact that Howie Roseman will survive with his job intact when he's the one who's most responsible for the Eagles being run into the ground.

Oh, and did you hear that the Dallas Cowboys game got flexed out of Sunday Night Football in two weeks? They're gonna play the Cleveland Browns game instead.

stlavin95

That does suck

I did It's nice to see, lol

- just stand still -

that is true. more money is good.

I'm doing okay.

PhoenixRising

I'm glad you're okay, Katie.

I'm gonna try to take a vacation in January.


I'm sorry about the Steelers, Sam. I can't believe they fell apart against the Buffalo Bills like that. You'll still win the division, but the Chiefs will take the #1 seed, I think.

And now my Eagles have a full blown quarterback controversy courtesy of that idiot Howie Roseman. If they decide to trade Carson Wentz and his massive contract(although I don't know who'd want to pick it up) and stick with Jalen Hurts then I hope Carson wins a Super Bowl with the Colts and that the Eagles never win a Super Bowl ever again. I despise my team for how they mistreated him and scapegoated him.

stlavin95

Thanks Alex

Think people won't really want Hurts when teams get more tape on him. Can speak from experience there, lol

PhoenixRising

I take it you're talking about what's his name from last year? Helmet head?

I just hate the direction this is taking.


You're welcome, Sam. You guys are still gonna win the division and make the playoffs, but the Chiefs have a shot at taking the #1 seed. I still don't like the idea of only one team getting a bye week.

stlavin95

Talking about Mason and Duck

I bet

Me too, should have either stick with 6 or gone to 8 imo to keep the top 2 teams getting bye weeks

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just got a call that someone at my work tested positive for Covid.. ugh. my mom is freaked out.

PhoenixRising

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, Katie. I hope you're taking care of yourself. Are you gonna get tested?



Oh, those poor bastards.


Yep, I hate these rule changes that make no sense.