b/c he just knows she likes it dirty
b/c he wants her to step into his web
b/c he could see her "nickels"
b/c he knows what baby really wants
b/c "Baby's gonna think about it"
b/c he thinks her wrapping up a live newscast by honking her boobs is a great TV
b/c he's her bitch
b/c they were going to make some crop circles
b/c she expected more from him
b/c "Hi there, sexy!"
b/c that fake emergency phone call was hot!
b/c they made a "lemon law" bet
b/c "Haaaave you met Robin?"
b/c he tried to get her psyched
b/c he hit on her three times by accident
b/c she suited up
b/c he liked the way she thinks
b/c father issues? Hot!
b/c freeze frame high five!
b/c lasertag is awesome!
b/c she saved his life
b/c "leave no man behind"
b/c they both cheat at Battleship
b/c she's going home with him
b/c she makes a good bro
b/c he's ready for some hardcore "Battleship"
b/c he thought about it for 3 seconds
b/c it does make a lot of sense!
b/c he thinks she just needs a goodnight sleep to look young enough to blend in high school
b/c he bought beautiful flowers for beautiful flowers
b/c he made her teary by giving her a corsage
b/c his plan B involved her and a crossbow
b/c he knew she had sex just by touching her arm
b/c if anybody can tame Barney, it would be Robin
b/c he gave her advice on Lily's present. Dirty advice.
b/c she took care of him when he was sick.
b/c she drugged him.
b/c only Barney knew she smoked.
b/c "Holy crap you're beautiful."
b/c he thought she was in porn. And he wasn't gonna ruin her dignity by showing the whole tape.
b/c they both have embarrassing pasts and Daddy issues. Hot.
b/c "what's up Swarlz?"
b/c he sided with Robin over Ted...twice.
b/c they both got choked up at Marshall & Lily's wedding
b/c Barney said Robin is a 10
b/c she's his wingwomen
b/c it's going to be D ... wait for it ... lightful. Delightful.
b/c he turned on the tv just to see her face
b/c Swarley & Roland
B/c Barney didn't like the New/Hippie!Robin
B/c they celebrated the return of Normal!Robin
B/c he was the only one able to console her
B/c he watched the first Robin Sparkles video 1000 times
B/c he spent three days searching for the second Robin Sparkles video
B/c she's the second most awesome person he knows
B/c she invited him to her place
B/c she showed him the "Sandcastles in the Sand" video
B/c they watched it again, and again, and again
B/c their first kiss was three years in the making
B/c they slept together
B/c it was awesome
B/c "right click, save as..."
B/c she high-fived him
B/c she's pretty much everything he loves
B/c he caught feelings. He caught feelings bad!
B/c he's in love with her
B/c he got her to apply to the job she wanted
B/c he was heartbroken when she revealed she was moving to Japan
B/c they're totally together in the fall of 2009
B/c how he can have sex with Robin again is a problem of utmost importance
B/c she wanted to stay with him
B/c she was upset when she saw a girl in his room
B/c the evil baby sock got them both
B/c he pretended to get in a fight to impress her
B/c she couldn't keep her hands off of him
B/c Robin and Ted's friendship with benefits was killing him
B/c "I love you"
B/c that last scene in Benefits broke our hearts
B/c "there are lots of ways to be in a relationship" is such foreshadowing
B/c he was willing to propose to her
B/c he finished her video resumé
B/c thanks to Barney, they got to keep Robin
B/c their hug was the beginning of what we've all been waiting for
B/c they created a two-person answering message together
B/c even the network ships them
B/c Marshall and Lily think they'd be perfect for eachother

I think both us and fans of the show saw that they had great c h e m i s t r y back in season one,
when Barney and Robin kind of wingman'ed each other one night in Zip, Zip, Zip -
they played laser tag and smoked cigars and stuff, and all the fans started speculating that clearly it has to go that way.
We just didn't want to rush towards it, so we held off for a while.
But ultimately we knew we wanted to get to that because they're g r e a t together.

. Craig Thomas

Robin: [on the phone] Hey there, sexy.
Barney: Hello, Aunt Kathy, what's up?
Robin: Oh, nothing. Just thinking about you, hot stuff.
Barney: An accident? Well, is Uncle Rudy gonna be okay?
Robin: Aunt Kathy has an itch that only you can scratch, big boy.
Barney: Oh, God! Why did he think he could build his own helicopter!
Robin: C'mon daddy, break me off a piece of that white chocolate.

Barney: You're the most awesome person I've ever met. Well, second.
Robin: Right, first being you.
Barney: No, actually, it's this guy I know who lives in something called the mirror. What up?

[Barney is lying in bed with a cold]
Barney: This is a low moment for the Barnacle. I should be off playing laser-tag right now but instead ... don't look at me, I'm hideous.
Robin: You just look like a regular guy.
Barney: Exactly, I'm a Ted! I'm wearing elastic waste fleece pants
Robin: And isn't it more comfy?
Barney: Yes.
Robin: Come on, you need to eat something.
Barney: Too weak...to hold...bowl.
Robin: Fine, I'll feed you.
Barney: [in a baby voice] Ouchy in my mouth ... I don't want it. I want ice cream.
Robin: No, you're not having ice cream for dinner just because you're sick.
Barney: But my throat hurts.
Robin: No...
Barney: I HATE YOU!
Robin: Oh. [stands up to leave]
Barney: Don't leave me.

Barney: I'm not a New York Yankee. Any other night, I would try to convince you that I was, but I'm not.
I'm just a regular guy, who's in love with the woman who just walked out.
And she's... never gonna feel the same way.



Robin: You think the only way to be in love is to have pet names, or leave each other stupid little notes
or go charging off into a blizzard for no good reason. You know what you are? You're a love snob!
There's lots of ways to be in a relationship, and you would know that if you ever left your little 'Love Snob Country Club'.




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