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Old 04-04-2009, 09:44 AM
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Lines You'll Never Hear on Skins #1 - "I'm saving myself for marriage..."

New Game! Basically just post lines/quotes you would never hear on the show.

Here are some of mine: (haha, some are kind of lame...I know )

Effy: Closet. You. And me. Now.
Cook: Ehh..I'm really not in the mood tonight. I think I'm gonna study.

Pandora: (explaining)...and that's the theory of relativity, as I have come to understand it.

Katie: (to Naomi) We should go to it, you know. Definitely.

JJ: She just likes me for my looks, probably. *pout*

Emily: I think I just realized...I'm straight.

Freddie:
[insert anything mildly interesting]

JJ: I'm too sexy for this shirt...

Effy: I've decided...I'm going to be straight-edged from now on.
Cook: Oh, me too!

Karen:
Freddie, I love you.
Freddie: I know. You're my sister, I love you too.
Karen: Not like that...
Freddie: =O

Thomas:
I'm going to be gone this weekend. Cook, would you keeping Panda company while I'm gone?

Thomas:
(to Effy) I realized, I'm in love with you too.

Emily: (to Naomi) I love you...like fierce.

Cook: (after punching someone) Welcome to Bristol, bitch! This is how it's done in the U.K.

Pandora: ...and then he kissed me.
Effy: Seriously?
Pandora: Seriously.
Effy: SERIOUSLY?
Pandora: Seriously.

Freddie: I thought I could ignore this but I can't. I'm in love with you. I always have been. Always will.
Cook: . . .
Freddie: Cook?
Cook: I wish you had told me sooner ...JJ came out to me yesterday. We're already together.
Freddie: *cries in the corner*

Freddie: We can't share her.
Cook: One word for you -- THREESOME. Think about it.
Freddie: *pause* ...You've got a good point.

Katie: (to Effy) You could stand to lose a little weight, yeah?

Katie: (to group) I've got some MDMA, let's go get f***ed?
Cook: ...I don't know, it could be dangerous you guys...

Freddie: I'm so tired of being the "nice guy"... *sigh*
Thomas: Nice? Bitch, please.

Emily:
I had sex with Cook
Katie: WHAT?!
Emily: Don't worry it was one-time only event. I just wanted to see if he really was as fantastic a **** as everyone says he is.

*****

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Old 04-04-2009, 09:57 AM
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Any of them besides Panda & JJ: guys, my parents say drugs are really bad... let's eat some cupcakes.
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Old 04-04-2009, 10:00 AM
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Katie - i'm ugly i wish i looked like you Emily
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Old 04-04-2009, 10:12 AM
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Cook: (after punching someone) Welcome to Bristol, bitch! This is how it's done in the U.K.

Pandora: ...and then he kissed me.
Effy: Seriously?
Pandora: Seriously.
Effy: SERIOUSLY?
Pandora: Seriously.
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Old 04-04-2009, 10:15 AM
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[after the summer is over]

Cook:
So...you and Effy still together?
Freddie: Nah, I realized I didn't really like her all that much. *shrug*
Cook: ... *pause* ... Oh, what happened?
Freddie: I dunno, she said I was boring. Can you believe that? Mental, that girl is. Like smoking weed all the time is somehow not enough for her. Well then, **** her. I never liked her that much to begin with.
Cook: ...
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Old 04-04-2009, 10:18 AM
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W/E I'M LAME SO I'LL JUST COPY EVERYTHING I POST ON LJ

Quote:
James Fitch: ew, that's my sister
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Freddie: Ok, so maybe I'm not all that perfect
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Old 04-04-2009, 10:24 AM
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i love all these
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Quote:
[after the summer is over]

Cook: So...you and Effy still together?
Freddie: Nah, I realized I didn't really like her all that much. *shrug*
Cook: ... *blank face* ... Oh, what happened?
Freddie: I dunno, she said I was boring. Can you believe that? Mental, that girl is. Like smoking weed all the time is some how not enough for her.
Cook: ... *blank face*
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Old 04-04-2009, 10:25 AM
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Quote:
Freddie: We can't share her.
Cook: One word for you -- THREESOME. Think about it.
Freddie: *pause* ...You've got a good point.
can this happen please please please? haha

Effy: I think I'll wear this fuchsia pink frilly top and purple balloon skirt for tonight's party!

Panda: Donuts? I'll pass.

Cook: I don't think it's right to take those pills, man. Something bad could happen.

JJ: Does my hair still look scene?

Freddie: Effy's there? ....Meh.

Katie: (looking at Naomi) I'd top that.

Emily: (looking at Cook) I'd top that.

Thomas: SHUT THE F.CK UP F.CK-TURDS!

Naomi: I am so not attending that rally, I'll get all sweaty.

Karen: ILY lil bro! *hugs*
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Old 04-04-2009, 10:42 AM
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Effy: Do these jeans make me look fat?
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Old 04-04-2009, 11:25 AM
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Pandora's Mum: It would be good for Pandora to go and bag herself a boyfreiend.
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Old 04-04-2009, 11:26 AM
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You guys! I'm laughing so hard right now

Rob Fitch: I feel like having a lazy day today. Anyone for McDonalds?
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Old 04-04-2009, 11:34 AM
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Jenna Fitch: (to Emily) I was gay, like back in the heyday. It was fierce, you know?

Effy: (To Katie) Katie, do I look okay today? I really am trying.

Katie:(To Naomi) I can so see why Emily went for you! Your so sweet together!

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Old 04-04-2009, 11:56 AM
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Some stuff from the old gang...

Tony: Pandora... Baby... I'm back. I came back for you because I'm in love with you. Always have been ever since the moment you said you loved looking at my crotch... trufax.

Michelle: I've decided... I want to be a nun.

Maxxie: Eww, that's the gayest thing ever.

Posh Kenneth: [insert anything that makes sense here]

Tony & Effy's bed sheets: Sid's my favorite.
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Old 04-04-2009, 12:30 PM
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