Skins - Jack the Lad #62: Because that ukulele deserves it's own hate thread.

zacookana · 09-05-2011, 08:21 AM

Jack O'Connell
#62;

J a m e s COOK
01. Because he's the gang leader
02. Because he's insanely hot
03. Because he loves a challenge
04. Because his looks could kill
05. Because he doesn't care what anyone thinks
06. Because his smiles are geniune
07. Because he believes in fate
08. Because he sings the songs that make those young girls *swooon*
09. Because he has many layers
10. Because at least he can love
11. Because he tries to succeed
12. Because he gives "the look" better than anyone
13. Because he's done loads of sex
14. Because he's a great teacher
15. Because twister with Cook will make a girls night worthwhile
16. Because he loves babies
17. Because he hasn't tortured a puppy in years
18. Because he hates coldplay
19. Because he's not most guys
20. Because he's president
21. Because he's nicer than everybody thinks
22. Because they all come to the Cookie monster in the end
23. Because he remembered JJ's assessment
24. Because we feel the love
25. Because we want to be his fruit-bats
26. Because he's the non-judging breakfast Cookie
27. Because he'll ring your doorbell with his nose.
28. Because we all wanted to be Emily on that dance-floor
29. Because Cook needs love too
30. Because he needs a hug and we wanna give it to him
31. Because he bought a ****ing gateau
32. Because he was the only one who was honest
33. Because he'll steal a car for you
34. Because HE LOOK SF PRESH WITH A CAKE
35. Because he calls Anthea "Anth"
36. Because we like all his tattoo's
37. Because "Black Forest"
38. Because you can hit him in the head with a tree branch and he'll still smile
39. Because we're so glad he didn't miss it either
40. Because CHOOK PWNS ALL!
41. Because He makes cake, blood, and beer look good
42. Because as long as it's party time for Cook, then it doesn't really matter...
43. Because Cook can get away with anything, "because that's the kind of character Cook is"
44. Because he comes up with the best nicknames
45. Because "Cook is top, he has me in stitches" -Jack
46. Because "Cook’s a character with so much energy (a lot like myself) but it’s all misdirected" -Jack
47. Because Cook crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
48. Because Cook > Universe
49. Because There is no 'ctrl' button on Cook's computer. Cook is always in control.
50. Because Apple pays Cook 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
51. Because Cook can kill two stones with one bird.
52. Because Cook counted to infinity - twice.
53. Because Cook can slam a revolving door.
54. Because COOK IS NOT THE NEW CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS IS THE OLD COOK
55. Because Cook is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
56. Because Cook is not only a noun, but a verb.
57. Because When Cook is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to get above the horizon.
58. Because Cook let the dogs out.
59. Because Cook's sweat has burned holes in concrete.
60. Because Cook once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
61. Because "mental is as mental does."
62. Because he can make blood and trash bags look like the most romantic thing
63. Because possessive cook is hot
64. Because of his epic dancing skillz
65. Because he sings and carries you in his arms
66. Because he cuddles you while you sleep
67. Because HE is Cook
68. Because "Cook's intensity is matched only by his daring."
69. Because "He's a dangerous mix of charisma and daring that keeps his best friends on their toes."
70. Because "Who's your favourite Skins character from s3?: Cook, probably - JB"

J a c k O'Connell

01. Because he's the ONLY man who could play Cook and make him this lovable!
02. Because he's always on the wrong side of the law
03. Because he wears bowling shoes & they're from London
04. Because him & Joe are the most awesome biffles
05. Because the role of Pukey was written just for him
06. Because "Jack O'Connell is the most talented natural actor I've ever worked with." - Jamie Brittain
07. Because he likes showing off his bum
08. Because he's "happy to wait for you to finish" - he's a gentleman
09. Because he's perfected the contemplative side-profile smoking shot
10. Because he's part of the "Brit Pack"
11. Because he's hot... duh!
12. Because he has great taste in music
13. Because he's not a man's man
14. Because he thinks all the skins girls are stunners
15. Because he's calls Ollie "knowledge" & Luke "Luca"
16. Because he's the messiest
17. Because his perfect day would involve all his friend
with "Clint Eastwood" by Gorillaz as the backing track
18. Because he was hard on Cocoa Pops back in the day
19. Because he loves that he's getting paid to make-out
20. Because he wouldn't cry randomly
21. Because he's more considerate than Cook
22. Because he finds playing Cook fun
23. Because he was a fan of Skins
24. Because he's always wanted to piss about with sugar glass
25. Because we love his laugh
26. Because he doesn't mind taking Cook's beating for him
27. Because he's got "Irish Blood, English Heart"
28. Because we'd love to have seen his pink butterfly
29. Because "you've got an eyelash, make a wish"
30. Because "for that reasons... for them reasons, sorry. (Ollie: "those reasons")
31. Because he gives just as many nicknames as Cook
32. Because he's very critical about himself
33. Because he's Ollie's mentor
34. Because "Unlike Cook, I don’t believe in fate. I believe you make your own luck. It makes more sense."
35. Because "Did you see his body ink? His body ink, it's sick. I love his body ink"
36. Because he likes to keep his pubic hair trimmed.
37. Because his performance in This Is England is even greater b/c it was improvised a.k.a. it was Jack.
38. Because he's starting a reggae revival
39. Because "Jack will touch your tush" if you go to the Skins party
40. Because "we've got glitter... and we've got balls."
41. Because "he's "one to watch out for" - Shane Meadows
42. Because "he's got something a bit special" - Shane Meadows
43. Because "in every scene that he was in you were just drawn to him" - Shane Meadows
44. Because John Mayer writes songs about the wonderland that is his body, trufax
45. Because his performance in the finale was heartbreaking
46. Because all the skins crew have a massive jack boner
47. Because he's the most talented actor on the show, and the finale proves it
48. Because even Kaya couldnt resist
49. Because he gave the most amazing performance in skins history
50. Because he IS Jack the Lad!
51. Because he has a Cookie Monster shirt.
52. Because "Jack's a wicked actor" - Mike Bailey
53. Because "I'm not taking part unless my chair swivels."
54. Because he likes leggings.
55. Because "Do that man, Vin-Tage."
56. Because he's a good student.

H o n o r a r y COOKIES
★ Kaya Scodelario | ★ Luca Pasq | ★ Joe Dempsie
★ Shane Meadows | ★ Jamie Brittain | ★ Sean Teale

C o o k HEADS
01. drop dead dream
02. no limits
03. Octob3r
04. SiriuslyPotter
05. honey__tree
06. MTG11687
07. Alexa
08. vmarz
09. amber0izza
10. CharlieXscene
11. xlennie
12. ThePrettySophia
13. Noddi
14. zselle
15. parasite33
16. camiiki
17. cookfan
18. NateScottLover
19. ~Amarula~
20. Kalzieee
21. starryxnight
22. lightofshadows
23. Laurababora
24. DreamOn777
25. unintended
26. angel_wings05
27. Acceptance
28. Motoko Ayoama
29. Sweet Awe
30. antedka
31. xSophiiax
32. harl3yquinn
33. xSophiiax
34. Live in Love ~
35. Alexa
36. tv-fan189
37. Satine_lilly
38. onlywicked_rest
39. Toxic Kisses
40. Music is Life
41. redHill
42. LaurenBabe♥Brucas4eva♥
43. DiagonalZipper
44. Deiaa
45. mylu
46. upthemorning
47. laliXD
48. ronmynee
49. ♥ Laura ♥
50. brand new eyes
51. youandiboth
52. onetreenerd
53. frodobaggins07
54. violetdarko
55. MiMi_90210
56. amy0267
57. EffingCookies
58. I_Love_JennaJameson
59. havanaxnights
60. bickering love
61. quicksand
62. xkellyx
63. SkateGirl88
64. Lostbeth
65. megprescottfan
66. shut_uo_ste
65. Ali Marie
66. Priya
67. Katie Fitch
68. emzandnaomifan
69. » MaRy
70. Majora's Mask
71. jimeni
72. Alphabet Pony
73. B.Chambers
74. flipped
75. SLK89
76. ForeverFaraday
77. ion&lamb_000
78. SupergirlChloe
79. KellynDylanForever
80. tootyfnfrooty
81. refam27
82. marmuzetka
83. 3words8letters
84. Cookster
85. ChadloveCook
86. Bella Grint
87. ronmynee
88. Phoenix_Flame
89. Kilda
90. Ellyce
100. Jaime Bee
101. yerbua
102. Mammary_Glands
103. violentirony
104. SergeantPepper
105. Raiponce
106. ~ButterflyMeadowPrincess~
107. ~PrincessButterflyMeadow~
108. princess93
109. AlwaysBL
110. lolixoxo
111. Ryan-Marissa<3
112. Antiquity
113. iLoveChair
114. Tugi
115.mary ksand
116. zacookana
117. boogienights22
118. dade101
119. mad box
120.~~CheyIsSorry~~
121.~~CamIsSexuallyFrustrated~~
122. niadk

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Mammary_Glands · 09-05-2011, 08:25 AM

yay, tyftnt monika

perf imo.

zacookana · 09-05-2011, 08:30 AM

yw

I just lost my thread virginity

Mammary_Glands · 09-05-2011, 08:40 AM

how's it feel?

mary ksand · 09-05-2011, 08:43 AM

TFTNT!

Weird how I didn't see it on page one, but saw the previous thread

Must be my browser buggs.

Anyways...

from: fanpop

zacookana · 09-05-2011, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Mammary_Glands (View Post)

how's it feel?

amazing! it wasn't painful at all

I can compare it to eating first ice cream at the beginning of the summer

Mammary_Glands · 09-05-2011, 08:50 AM

ugh he's so scrumptious in that miniseries. i just want to pull him into my seedy hotel room by his lapels while the camera zooms in on the closing door while we making sexy sounds behind it and then the screen goes black. but you know we're doing the nasty. dream creys

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amazing! it wasn't painful at all

I can compare it to eating first ice cream at the beginning of the summer

lmao das cute. good to hear

my first time wasn't so breezy unfortunately. everyone inb4'd me

it was the CE thread and you know they're all bitches so they made it as painful as possible for my young and pruned self. more creys.

mary ksand · 09-05-2011, 08:50 AM

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I can compare it to eating first ice cream at the beginning of the summer

That's a good comparision

zacookana · 09-05-2011, 08:59 AM

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my first time wasn't so breezy unfortunately. everyone inb4'd me it was the CE thread and you know they're all bitches so they made it as painful as possible for my young and pruned self. more creys.

ugh

ceffies are so mean

Mammary_Glands · 09-05-2011, 09:06 AM

i'm ashamed to say they turned me into one of them. i used to be a good person.

and you know what? joc is like a gateway drug. you become a joc stan and then the next thing you know you're in the CE thread, filling a syringe with their venom and then shooting up all of those flop ship vibes, making your life a mess

turning you into a monster.

NVR 4GET

upthemorning · 09-05-2011, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by mammary_glands (View Post)

i'm ashamed to say they turned me into one of them. I used to be a good person.

And you know what? Joc is like a gateway drug. You become a joc stan and then the next thing you know you're in the ce thread, filling a syringe with their venom and then shooting up all of those flop ship vibes, making your life a mess

Turning you into a monster.

nvr 4get

jacksus died for your sins.

zacookana · 09-05-2011, 09:14 AM

Quote:

and you know what? joc is like a gateway drug. you become a joc stan and then the next thing you know you're in the CE thread, filling a syringe with their venom and then shooting up all of those flop ship vibes, making your life a mess turning you into a monster.

I should run away from this as far as it's possible.

unf, I want that JOC in my bed like yesterday