s i x t y - f o u r ♥ t h r e a d s

Cook asked for a signal;Effy came crashing into his life
The " leader of the gang " & The " queen bee ".

"It's you & me babe. It's always going to be you & me.
It's a l w a y s you & me."

L a t e s t S h i p p e r s:
070. NateBlairlover
071. xkellyx
072. ellen-cheerleaderx
073. bickering love

H o n o r a r y S h i p p e r s
Kaya Scodelario
Jack O'Connell
Blair Waldorf

L a t e s t R e a s o n s:
110. b/c "you and me". 'Nuff said.
111. b/c the word EpiC, belongs to CE
112. b/c they bring the house down (literally)
113. b/c even their DNA is OTP
114. b/c they are Bristol's very own Han&Leia

The s o u n d t r a c k to C/E moments
"Halfway Home" - TV on the Radio {Series 3 trailer - the first glimpse}
"Lions & Tigers" - Asobi Seksu {"sweet" 3x01}
"I'm the Man Who Loves You" - Wilco {"& the lion shall lie down with the lamb" 3x01}
"Magick" - Klaxons {"I just need drugs... & sex" 3x01}
"Don't Stop Me Now" - Queen {"Hey baby" 3x02}
"Ring of Fire" - Bhundu Boys {*squee*couch*cheek*kiss* 3x03}
"Kleva" - Mapaputsi {"...what he's getting up to" 3x03}
"Do It Again" - Steely Dan {"please say naked..." 3x04}
"Ch-Check It Out" - Beastie Boys {"You should have pulled." "Yeah, well I will now, won't I?" 3x04}
"Sex" - N-Dubz {Closet Sex. 'nough said. 3x04}
"Automation" - Desireé Duvringe {preceding "You don't surf & turf my men" 3x04}
"Love Reign Over Me" - David Holmes {the good, the bad & the ugly 3x05}
"A Little More Of You" - Ashley Chambliss {"See you later, ya?" 3x08}
"When You Leave" - Maps {"It's always gonna be you and me." 3x08}
"Pump That Puzzzzy" - Original Gabber {The Infamous Rave Scene. 3x10}
"Transfiguration #1" - M. Ward {epic overload 3x10}
"In Ear Park" - Department of Eagles {"be careful." 3x10}
"The First Cut Is The Deepest" - Norma Fraser {"I'm gonna keep her, you know. She's mine." 3x10}

m o r n i n g ♥ s l u g g e r


"I think my type would probably more be the Cook.
the kind of... angry, kind of thing."

"Preferably...eh, don't know.
All the boys seem to like Effy don't they?"




f a n m i x e s

You'll be my queen
I'll be your king
And I'll be your lover too
(click for the mix & full cover art)


And I'll take you for who you are,
if you take me for everything...
(click for the mix & full cover art)
**includes the sterling power ballad "Always" by Bon Jovi

01. Come On Closer
02. Pioneer to the Falls
03. Amnesia
04. Use Somebody
05. Mercy
06. Every Me, Every You
07. Stripped
08. With Love
09. Don't Say
10. Forget the World
11. He's More Myself Than I Am
12. Why Can't I?

by autumn reverie: Vulnerable || Lost Souls || Radar || Dark Blue
by Conspiracy: The World Is Not Enough || Bad Things
by our_memories: All We Are

Outcasts {Cook ♥ Effy} #?? - "I don't know where we're going next... it's somewhere."
Outcasts {Cook ♥ Effy} #?? - I won't let you let me down so easily
Outcasts {Cook ♥ Effy} #?? - Love, I will possess your heart
Outcasts {Cook ♥ Effy} #?? - If you give me just one more try we can pack up our old dreams & our old lives
Outcasts {Cook ♥ Effy} #?? - We thought we left possession behind but truth is I was yours and you were mine.
Outcasts {Cook ♥ Effy} #?? - I'm going to hold on to you when I'm spinning out of control

our top 5 moments

graphic credit

"You don't give a f * c k about anything do you?"
"Nope."

"There's got to me to life than that, am I right?"
"Like what?"
"F * c k i n g."


"I'm ready, just tell me when!
Give me a sign!"

"Thank Y O U, Man!"



♥ t e s t i m o n i a l s ♥

"How did I fall in love with Cook and Effy? It's simple, really. From the first moment they saw each other,
from the first moment they touched each other, from the first moment they kissed each other...I could feel it.
They shared something that no one else shared in that very first episode of Season 3 -- SEX. Hot, wild, crazy, and passionate sex.
Like a fairytale as soon as he saw her, he just knew that he loved her...body. Similarily, throughout the episode, she continued to give him nods
of approval and looks that signified just how much she cared for his...c**k. From that moment on, I knew that I wanted to
someday have a **** buddy relationship, just as special as this one. Day and night all I thought about was sex and how I could ever
live up to the standard that the Cook and Effy relationship had set. With every episode, I could see just how much they loved each other['s sex].
I could see it in the way Cook ran away with Effy, just so they could have new sexual experiences of the road-trip variety.
I could see it in the way that Cook carried Effy and laughed with her, just so they could find a new spot for sex as fast as possible.
I could see it in the way that Cook cried and was so upset when Effy chose Freddie, just because he had really been looking forward
to getting laid that night (he had bought special handcuffs that night, just for her).
I could just feel their relationship [in my pants] and that's how I fell in love with them.

Then, I saw the light. Their relationship wasn't just about sex, like everyone (including me) had thought.
Before I hadn't read between the lines and so I couldn't see their relationship for what it really was. But with the help of some fellow Cook/Effy shippers
and with the use of the Cook/Effy 12-Step "How to Become Pure" Bible, I was able to be Saved. Their relationship wasn't just about sex...
it was about PURITY. Cook and Effy's relationship showed me that sex is so meaningless and that, only through abstinence and purity, can I truly be at peace.
This whole time I took their actions at face-value and couldn't see that Cook and Effy were really angels in disguise --
undercover saints masquerading as sinners. So from that moment on, I became a new person."
♥autumn reverie

"I remember the very first time I saw them on my screen, I just knew it was true love and desire,
watching then grow together has been one of the most wanderfull love stories ever told on TV...
and the way they got over the bad times, like when Addisson came and... OH SHI- wrong show"
♥upthemorning

"DEY HAZ CHAGE MAI LIFE 4EVA!!!! I LUV DEM SO MUCH, 'N IF U DON'T DEN U SUCK!! COOK IS SO HOT!!11!1! ...OH WAIT,
I MEAN, HIS PURITY IZ HOT IN A WAY THAT IS TOTALLY NON-SEXUAL...JUST PURE AND GOOD. DATS Y EFFY LUVS HIM 4EVA AND FRIZZY CAN JUST DIAF.
I DUMPED MY BF B/C HE WOULDN'T FOLLOW THE CE BIBLE. HE SUX AND I'M SAVING MYSELF NOW...FOR A BOI LIKE COOK!!11!!1!"
♥autumn reverie

"I just love how their relationship is based purely on sex and nothing else,
the way they're always thinking of sex when they're together is so amazing to see.
Everytime I watch them NOT caring about each other, and NOT being there when they need help, and NOT being cute or romantic or happy
and just being a sex drived couple reassures my faith in love~"
♥upthemorning

"Wow. What is there to say about dear James and dear Elizabeth? It's true love. Pfft, yeah. True love for doing it in the cupboard, more like.
Not to mention the nurses office. AND in front of an audience. And also most probably-definitely-in-the-toilets-of-the-club-they-got-thrown-out-from.
Don't EVEN get me started on those despicable antics that must have taken place in that stolen car. And what is, 'it', you may ask?
Purifying the world, of course! Most certainly NOT with their bodies, heavens no. Through the 'unspoilt',
virginal powers of Lord Cooksus and Lady Elizabeth, making sure all the poor people never go hungry, giving them plenty of
EFFINGCOOKIES <3 to eat. Darksiders, Sponge-Busters, Sluggers and the like are coming from EVERYWHERE, and are not sensitive to the extreme hotness
and epic. But really. There's no need for world domination, when you ARE the world."
♥CosmicMassacre

"ALWAYS. Is there a better word to describe Cook & Effy? No. They are always sexing it up. They are always being pure. Trufax.
But in all seriousness, these two little whippersnappers have nothing in common. They have nothing to them really. Just blue eyes, and it’s all about
those eyes. When one person with blue eyes looks at another person with blue eyes, WHOA BIG EXPLOSION!!! At least that’s what my mother told me.
Then she handed me some condoms and told me to be safe. These are two things I live by. Blue Eyes & Condoms. And that’s what Cook & Effy stand for.
I could go on and on about other things like feelings, std’s, blood types, the influence of drugs & alcohol on libido, politics, literature, fanfiction…. but why?

IT’S B L U E E Y E S & C O N D O M S. It’s always going to be blue eyes and condoms. It’s ALWAYS blue eyes and condoms. It’s tattooed on my ass after all =)"
♥MTG11687

The Non-Judging Breakfast Cookie
Starring: Cook!Chuck, Cook!Nate, Effy Stonem
& honorary C/E shipper Blair Waldorf

Effy: i killed someone ...almost.
* dun. dun. dun. *
Cook: ~i'm james cook~

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xoxo The Dark Siders

op graphics by: MTG11687, upthemorning & autumn reverie