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The James & ~*~Arcia~*~ Cook Thread

~*~ARCOOKIA Fans~*~

1. I_Love_JennaJameson
2. quicksand
3. Mammary_Glands
4. megprescottfan
5. Priya
6. MTG11687
7. Antiquity
8. KellynDylanForever
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10. LilyLover
11. emzandnaomifan
12. ForeverFaraday
13. Jaime Bee
14. Kilda
15. mixaaa
16. SarahLouise
17. violentirony

"Cup my ballz kid." Arcookia do not have sex. They do not **** each other. They make sweet, everlasting love.
1.

"Naomi, Arcia." Cook makes sure to introduce the love of his life to his lesbros. He doubly makes sure they get her name right, and even gushes over how their whirlwind romance began as he listens to the musical sounds of her IBS. They'd gotten talking. Actually, no, they hadn't. Because Arcookia are beyond idle chit chat. They see into eachothers souls.
2.

Arcia misplaces her thong and sits on her Cookie's lap. The look on his face says it all: he's loving every minute of it. Naomi is jealous over how easy their connection comes to them and wishes she and Emily could be as epicz as Arcookia.
3.

Bring on the sexy cream cheese flirtation. The gang (yes, even the large brained bb) watch in overwhelming, agonizing jealously. They know all too well they will never be able to have cream cheese filled adventures of their own. You can tell (especially in the second to last shot) that Cook has never been more aroused in his life.
4.

The Realization. As he stares closely into Arcia's constipated face, Cook comes to understand that she is his soulmate and the only woman in the world for him. Going back on even his basic nature, Cook is overcome with the desire to kneel down (like the whore he is) and propose to her then and there. Barely managing to resist the temptation, Cook ushers her out. He knows Arcia deserves more then a rushed proposal, and begins planning an extravagant event, and brainstorming ways to make money for a 6000$ engagement ring.
5.

The rescue. Arcia distracts the cops that the crazy bitch Effy Stonem sent after her man. While Arcia uses her beauty and flatulence to keep the cops occupied, Cook makes his escape out a window. Arcia slips away as soon as she gets the chance, and the two of them abandon their home soil and move to Mexico. Once safely there, the two love birds bind their eternal love and marry.
6.

when we collide we come together
if we don't we'll always be apart
i'll take a bruise, I know you're worth it
when you hit me, hit me h a r d

you show the lights;
that stop me turn to stone