1.
Chuck: You guys have been dating since kindergarten and you haven't sealed the deal.
Nate: Who says 'seal the deal?'

2.
Chuck: What we're entitled to is a house in the Hamptons. Maybe a perscription drug problem. But happiness does not seem to be on the menu so smoke up and seal the deal with Blair because you're also entitled to tap that ass.

3.
Chuck: Nathaniel, keep it down. Some of us are trying to regain their strength.

4.
Nate: Never mess with a guy’s sister.
Chuck: If I knew his name I'd hunt him down and kill him.
Nate: What, 'cause you kill people now? You going to strangle him with your scarf?
Chuck: Don't mock the scarf Nathaniel, it's my signature.
Nate: Just saying, death by scarf, not that intimidating.
Chuck: He sucker punched e, I told you. Besides, Better a broken nose than a broken heart.
Nate: I didn't even talk to Serena last night.
Chuck: Who said anything about Serena?

5.
Chuck: Nathaniel! There you are. What are you doing?
Nate: Nothing... just waiting for you.
Chuck: Him? What are you doing here?
Dan: Why? What is this... your hotel?
Nate: Actually, it is.
Chuck: Yes and unless you have a reason to be here I have to ask you to wait on the curb with the rest of the trash.
Dan: Trash? Look man, I live in Brooklyn, alright, not the Ozarks... no offense to the Ozarks. But don't you think we're taking this class warfare thing way too far?
Nate: Ok, man, let's just go.
Chuck: You told me stick it up for Serena's reputation... if anyone has a reason to kick his ass it's you.
Nate:It's no warfare. Not here.
Chuck: This isn't over.
Dan: Hey, any time, man. That one black eye looks a little lonely.

7.
Chuck: Found it, P.J.
Nate: Can't you just call it a watch?
Chuck: If it costs more then 10 grand it deserves a proper name.

8.
Chuck: Who brought the sasquatch?
Nate: Isn't that Carter Basin? I haven't seen him since the eighth grade when he was in the tenth. He looks intense.
Chuck: Are you high? He looks like Matthew McConaughey between movies. The guy's a loser. Look, anyone who trades their trust fund for a fanny pack flies in the face of all that is holy to Chuck Bass.
Carter: Nate Archibald, is that you?
Nate: Baizen, my man.

9.
Chuck: You are the guy who gave us our first joint; sneaked us into our first club. And you are going to tell me the life of a you tube's film-maker is better than this? You invented the Lost weekend.
Nate: Hey, he gave up parties so he could travel the world.
Carter: Exactly, the real world. The only thing that matters is who you are, not what you own.
Chuck: As much as I love the speech about not leading material things from a guy who has that much product in his hair. This party is about excess, not exposition. Stop talking, start partying Here is something which doesn't need material. In fact is about to come off. Come with me.
Nate: I think I'll hang out here for a bit.
Chuck: Fine.

10.
Chuck: What is Carter still doing here?
Nate: I invited him.
Chuck: Or he invited himself that is his style. Begging us to break free of our prisms while stuffing his face with free food and draining our booze. He's a deadbeat and a hypocrite.
Nate: And a good ball player if I remember right. You sure you just don't want to lose to him now Chuck?
Carter: Maybe if your daddy bought you a basketball team instead of a hotel you'd have some skill.
Chuck: Look this is the last weekend for juniors not senior citizens go jump in a volcano.

11.
Chuck: Let's go. You can think about your boyfriend inside.

12.
Chuck: That dream of yours... What is it really? 'Cause I hear you talk about how you don't want to go to Dartmouth, how you don't want to follow in your father's footsteps. But what exactly do you want?
Nate: All I know is that it's not this.
Chuck: Well, you had better discover what it is before you throw everything away trying to find it.

14.
Chuck: Yeah, you're a real friend.
Carter: Who let you in here, Bass?
Nate: He set me up.
Carter: No one forced his hand. Your boy lost fair and square.
Chuck: Did you?
Cater: Look man, if you don't give them the money right away, I'm gonna tell everyone where you live and they can come get it from your Daddy. What do you think about that.
Chuck: Look. You've got my watch and my ball. You keep them. Take care of these guys. I don't call the cops. And we walk out of here.

15.
Chuck: you don’t have to pay me back, I mean, it was worth every sent to see the last of that guy.
Nate: No, I want to. I mean it… Thanks!

16.
Chuck: Nathaniel, I’m shocked. I thought you were strictly an herbal man!

17.
Nate: So, uh, has Blair mentioned who's escorting her?
Chuck: Why? Are you having remorse sex fantasies about your ex?
Nate: What? No.
Chuck: Don't eff with an effer. I know that look.
Nate: No, man. It's just everytime I see her lately, something's different. You know, she's lighter, she's happier. She's just less--less Blair.
Chuck: She does have a certain glow about her, doesn't she?

18.
Nate: I just don't get it. I organized everything the way she likes it. I mean, I even made sure my bow tie matched her dress.
Chuck: Like the book says, "She's just not that into you."

22.
Chuck: You're taking that paper seriously.
Nate: This isn't the paper, it's... a heartfelt letter to Blair.
Chuck: A heartfelt letter? Who spayed you, man?

23.
Nate: Did you sleep with her huh? You son of a bitch I would've killed you!
Chuck: Look can we talk about this without your hands around my neck?
Nate: Did you give it to her like you do those other girls?
Chuck: Yes Nathaniel! I took what Blair kept throwing at you and you kept throwing back!
Nate: Oh for somehow you screwing Blair for sport is my fault?
Chuck: It wasn't for sport. She needed someone and I was there.
Nate: Oh so you cared about her?
Chuck: You guys had broken up.
Nate: For how long? A week? An hour?
Chuck: Look I am sorry alright, I know how long you and I have been best friends, okay?
Nate: No it's not okay Chuck, from now on you just stay away from me.
Chuck: Nate...
Nate: Did you hear what I said? You stay the hell away from me Chuck!
Chuck: Show's over!

25.
Chuck: Maybe this is Blair's idea of a perverse double date.
Dorota: Miss Blair asks that you should wait there. She's on her way now.
Nate: She's not even here?
Chuck: Well, this oughta be good.

26.
Chuck: Just like old times.
Nate: You know, why do I get the feeling you're actually enjoying this?
Chuck: Call me sentimental?

27.
Nate: She's right, Serena. I mean, none of us are saints.
Blair: Yeah, I had sex with him in the back of a limo.
Chuck: Several times.
Nate: I had sex with you at a wedding while I was her date. Once.

28.
Chuck: Before the ceremony, I saw him with a guy, doing a deal. It looked like drugs.
Nate: My father is clean, Chuck. I don't need you spying on him...
Chuck: Look, I know you hate me. I was in love with Blair, and I'm sorry. We do not have time to argue about this.

29.
Nate: So. Thank you.
Chuck: It's your Dad, it's bigger than... All the other stuff.
Nate: I'm sorry... For all of it.
Chuck: So am I.
Nate: ...So you said you loved her. It's, uh... I never heard you say that before. About anyone.
Chuck: Ready to go back in?

30.
Chuck: Yeah, I'll be taking off soon. I wanted to catch my Dad before I left, see how the honeymoon went, catch a glimpse of a man in love.
Nate: Well, why don't you just take a look in the mirror, Chuck? Taking Blair to Europe, huh? Things are getting pretty serious.
Chuck: It's no big deal. My Dad's jet was going to Italy on business, Blair was going to France.

1.
Chuck: You guys have been dating since kindergarten and you haven't sealed the deal.
Nate: Who says 'seal the deal?'

2.
Chuck: What we're entitled to is a house in the Hamptons. Maybe a perscription drug problem. But happiness does not seem to be on the menu so smoke up and seal the deal with Blair because you're also entitled to tap that ass.

3.
Chuck: Nathaniel, keep it down. Some of us are trying to regain their strength.

4.
Nate: Never mess with a guy’s sister.
Chuck: If I knew his name I'd hunt him down and kill him.
Nate: What, 'cause you kill people now? You going to strangle him with your scarf?
Chuck: Don't mock the scarf Nathaniel, it's my signature.
Nate: Just saying, death by scarf, not that intimidating.
Chuck: He sucker punched e, I told you. Besides, Better a broken nose than a broken heart.
Nate: I didn't even talk to Serena last night.
Chuck: Who said anything about Serena?

5.
Chuck: Nathaniel! There you are. What are you doing?
Nate: Nothing... just waiting for you.
Chuck: Him? What are you doing here?
Dan: Why? What is this... your hotel?
Nate: Actually, it is.
Chuck: Yes and unless you have a reason to be here I have to ask you to wait on the curb with the rest of the trash.
Dan: Trash? Look man, I live in Brooklyn, alright, not the Ozarks... no offense to the Ozarks. But don't you think we're taking this class warfare thing way too far?
Nate: Ok, man, let's just go.
Chuck: You told me stick it up for Serena's reputation... if anyone has a reason to kick his ass it's you.
Nate:It's no warfare. Not here.
Chuck: This isn't over.
Dan: Hey, any time, man. That one black eye looks a little lonely.

7.
Chuck: Found it, P.J.
Nate: Can't you just call it a watch?
Chuck: If it costs more then 10 grand it deserves a proper name.

8.
Chuck: Who brought the sasquatch?
Nate: Isn't that Carter Basin? I haven't seen him since the eighth grade when he was in the tenth. He looks intense.
Chuck: Are you high? He looks like Matthew McConaughey between movies. The guy's a loser. Look, anyone who trades their trust fund for a fanny pack flies in the face of all that is holy to Chuck Bass.
Carter: Nate Archibald, is that you?
Nate: Baizen, my man.

9.
Chuck: You are the guy who gave us our first joint; sneaked us into our first club. And you are going to tell me the life of a you tube's film-maker is better than this? You invented the Lost weekend.
Nate: Hey, he gave up parties so he could travel the world.
Carter: Exactly, the real world. The only thing that matters is who you are, not what you own.
Chuck: As much as I love the speech about not leading material things from a guy who has that much product in his hair. This party is about excess, not exposition. Stop talking, start partying Here is something which doesn't need material. In fact is about to come off. Come with me.
Nate: I think I'll hang out here for a bit.
Chuck: Fine.

10.
Chuck: What is Carter still doing here?
Nate: I invited him.
Chuck: Or he invited himself that is his style. Begging us to break free of our prisms while stuffing his face with free food and draining our booze. He's a deadbeat and a hypocrite.
Nate: And a good ball player if I remember right. You sure you just don't want to lose to him now Chuck?
Carter: Maybe if your daddy bought you a basketball team instead of a hotel you'd have some skill.
Chuck: Look this is the last weekend for juniors not senior citizens go jump in a volcano.

11.
Chuck: Let's go. You can think about your boyfriend inside.

12.
Chuck: That dream of yours... What is it really? 'Cause I hear you talk about how you don't want to go to Dartmouth, how you don't want to follow in your father's footsteps. But what exactly do you want?
Nate: All I know is that it's not this.
Chuck: Well, you had better discover what it is before you throw everything away trying to find it.

14.
Chuck: Yeah, you're a real friend.
Carter: Who let you in here, Bass?
Nate: He set me up.
Carter: No one forced his hand. Your boy lost fair and square.
Chuck: Did you?
Cater: Look man, if you don't give them the money right away, I'm gonna tell everyone where you live and they can come get it from your Daddy. What do you think about that.
Chuck: Look. You've got my watch and my ball. You keep them. Take care of these guys. I don't call the cops. And we walk out of here.

15.
Chuck: you don’t have to pay me back, I mean, it was worth every sent to see the last of that guy.
Nate: No, I want to. I mean it… Thanks!

16.
Chuck: Nathaniel, I’m shocked. I thought you were strictly an herbal man!

17.
Nate: So, uh, has Blair mentioned who's escorting her?
Chuck: Why? Are you having remorse sex fantasies about your ex?
Nate: What? No.
Chuck: Don't eff with an effer. I know that look.
Nate: No, man. It's just everytime I see her lately, something's different. You know, she's lighter, she's happier. She's just less--less Blair.
Chuck: She does have a certain glow about her, doesn't she?

18.
Nate: I just don't get it. I organized everything the way she likes it. I mean, I even made sure my bow tie matched her dress.
Chuck: Like the book says, "She's just not that into you."

22.
Chuck: You're taking that paper seriously.
Nate: This isn't the paper, it's... a heartfelt letter to Blair.
Chuck: A heartfelt letter? Who spayed you, man?

23.
Nate: Did you sleep with her huh? You son of a bitch I would've killed you!
Chuck: Look can we talk about this without your hands around my neck?
Nate: Did you give it to her like you do those other girls?
Chuck: Yes Nathaniel! I took what Blair kept throwing at you and you kept throwing back!
Nate: Oh for somehow you screwing Blair for sport is my fault?
Chuck: It wasn't for sport. She needed someone and I was there.
Nate: Oh so you cared about her?
Chuck: You guys had broken up.
Nate: For how long? A week? An hour?
Chuck: Look I am sorry alright, I know how long you and I have been best friends, okay?
Nate: No it's not okay Chuck, from now on you just stay away from me.
Chuck: Nate...
Nate: Did you hear what I said? You stay the hell away from me Chuck!
Chuck: Show's over!

25.
Chuck: Maybe this is Blair's idea of a perverse double date.
Dorota: Miss Blair asks that you should wait there. She's on her way now.
Nate: She's not even here?
Chuck: Well, this oughta be good.

26.
Chuck: Just like old times.
Nate: You know, why do I get the feeling you're actually enjoying this?
Chuck: Call me sentimental?

27.
Nate: She's right, Serena. I mean, none of us are saints.
Blair: Yeah, I had sex with him in the back of a limo.
Chuck: Several times.
Nate: I had sex with you at a wedding while I was her date. Once.

28.
Chuck: Before the ceremony, I saw him with a guy, doing a deal. It looked like drugs.
Nate: My father is clean, Chuck. I don't need you spying on him...
Chuck: Look, I know you hate me. I was in love with Blair, and I'm sorry. We do not have time to argue about this.

29.
Nate: So. Thank you.
Chuck: It's your Dad, it's bigger than... All the other stuff.
Nate: I'm sorry... For all of it.
Chuck: So am I.
Nate: ...So you said you loved her. It's, uh... I never heard you say that before. About anyone.
Chuck: Ready to go back in?

30.
Chuck: Yeah, I'll be taking off soon. I wanted to catch my Dad before I left, see how the honeymoon went, catch a glimpse of a man in love.
Nate: Well, why don't you just take a look in the mirror, Chuck? Taking Blair to Europe, huh? Things are getting pretty serious.
Chuck: It's no big deal. My Dad's jet was going to Italy on business, Blair was going to France.