Ed Westwick - Chuck l Dan #8: It don't take a word, not a single word, go on and...kiss the Bass

**CarterT** · 01-31-2011, 12:00 PM

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"Oh Chuck, I had no idea you felt that way about me."

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01. Because "Poor Little Humphrey Dumpty" Is A Term Of Endearment!

**`toomuchpurple** · 01-31-2011, 12:13 PM

tftnt!
I am thankful I have my personal Dan to 'insult'

**CarterT** · 01-31-2011, 12:50 PM

I'm bringing my glorious CD story over here

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Oh, how I would love an episode where Dan can't get to Brooklyn for some reason so knocks on Chuck's door and asks to spend the night. Chuck, turning his nose up at the Humphrey, thinks about pushing him into a puddle. However, it would not look good for the very important clients that are currently staying at the Empire Hotel. So reluctantly (VERY reluctantly) he lets Humphrey stay the night.

And of course, Dan starts to annoy Chuck in every way. He wants waffles for breakfast, not scotch and hookers! *gasp* He also accidentally borrows Chuck's paisley robe of sex when he goes to the showers and then drops cream cheese on them while eating. Chuck is not amused. To make matters worse, his idea of nighttime leisure is...get this...reading and writing. Not partying, not drinking, not having a sex with a Waldorf in the back of a limo, reading and writing. Can Chuck survive the Humphrey humdrum?! Find out in an all new Gossip Girl.
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Humphrey continues to embarrass Chuck by telling Chuck's important guests about the amusing times of Lincoln Hawk that Rufus passed down to him. To get revenge, Chuck 'accidentally' spills his drink on Humphrey's crotch. That means Dan has to change. Since his own clothes are drying, he must borrow something from Bass. Going through a closet full of nummies, pink, and purples, he decides to give up and go to bed. Not even the Chuck Bass plaid is worthy of Dan Humphrey.

Unfortunately, Chuck never told him which bed to go to. So Dan ends up in Chuck's bed where there are two hookers and some lady that got lost on the subway. They start making out while Dan starts trying to convince them he's not Chuck Bass. That's when the lights come on to reveal Humphrey in the middle of a hooker and lost lady sandwich. Chuck fumes and vows revenge.
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Meanwhile, Dan tries to convince hookers and lost lady who still thinks she's on the Subway when she really isn't that he is not Chuck Bass. Unfortunately, none of them appear to know English and think he's saying that he is Chuck Bass. Thus more Humphrey sandwiching begins again.

Chuck, in the meantime, is too angry to focus but tries because he still has guests. Humphrey already wants waffles for breakfast (a tragedy), ruined his robe of sex, entertained his guests with Rufus' horrible Lincoln Hawk adventure stories, and is sleeping with his women. He contemplates stealing Humphrey's shoes but it would be in vain. Dan will just borrow some of his. Too stressed to come up with a plan now, he decides to go to bed and think of it then.

Unfortunately for him, Dan has escaped the failed fourway and ended up in another room. Thinking that this is not Chuck's room, he is safe. Or so he thought. Turns out Chuck went into this room when he couldn't convince the girls to leave Humphrey alone.

And now, ladies and gents, we have CD in a bed together.
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Alex13 · 02-01-2011, 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by CarterT (View Post)

And now, ladies and gents, we have CD in a bed together.

**`toomuchpurple** · 02-01-2011, 06:32 AM

have you ever posted this on this board?
I made it this summer for my Dan friend

**CarterT** · 02-01-2011, 08:27 AM

That is beautiful. That's right, Humphrey. No limo for you!

**issa** · 02-01-2011, 09:36 PM

TFTNT!!!

**TheMusicLives** · 02-03-2011, 06:47 PM

Wow.

**issa** · 02-05-2011, 10:56 PM

I want the writers to give me a reason to like Dauck again.

**`toomuchpurple** · 02-06-2011, 04:59 PM

look at his expression while he eats.
he's totally pleased humphrey came to visit

**CarterT** · 02-06-2011, 05:43 PM

Those looks, those looks...

**issa** · 02-06-2011, 10:35 PM

Awwww, season one!

**`toomuchpurple** · 02-07-2011, 03:43 AM

**issa** · 02-08-2011, 02:46 PM

Stupid producers, I always thought The O.C sucked, and that show looks like a master piece to the recent GG.

P&B4ever · 02-09-2011, 06:01 AM

woah this is the most hilarious thread on FF

I want the rest of the story Carter!

haha booo Im not on the list btw

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I want the writers to give me a reason to like Dauck again.

idk if its possible this season...

this 'Friends...Dan' thing was like a Bday present

lol it was surreal to actually imagine them having dinner @ the same table

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