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*goes to delete the thread she just opened*

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We played chicken with the thread. I was thinking you'd start and when you hadn't I started.

issa

It happens a lot!!

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True. Why aren't you on Yahoo?

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I was and you weren't.

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CRAZINESS AHEAD!


Gossip Girl 3x18

Wow, they foreshadowed the hell out of Blair/Dan tonight! I still can’t picture them in a romantic relationship, but I do love their friendship. Please, this time, don’t let it get romantic. (2x19, I wanted BN to be friends and they went relationship…)

So, this time, Chuck’s the one dreaming in movies! I think it’s a movie? I haven’t a clue what it was. Maybe something with the title? Forgive me for not being up-to-date on this.

Chuck is SO HOT. And CHEST HAIR. DID YOU SEE IT?!?!?! Hello! Now take it off a little more, please?!?! *giggles*

NS come in. I think Nate gives him coffee and Chuck pulls a flask out and makes it Irish.

Chuck apparently has not been outside for days. Aww!

S tells Nate that he has to see B alone since S has a family breakfast. Right…

Eleanor and Cyrus! OMG, I love them so much! Cyrus is amazing! Dorota is amazing! She talks to them! Her parents are coming. But she’s pregnant and unwed. This is BAD. They will kidnap baby! OH NOES!

Also, I love Eleanor still thinking Dorota just the help.

Nate enters and talks a bit with Eleanor and Cyrus as Dorota’s yelling in the background.

And BESTIES! I love BN. Punishment is your middle name! Wait, I thought revenge was?

“We don’t judge, remember?” YES! I REMEMBER! Non-Judging Breakfast Club!!!!! ♥

So Blair confesses that Chuck didn’t use money…he used HER. Nate’s unhappy. Sad face.

Cyrus is listening in to Dorota’s conversation. SO CUTE. I love that little man.

In comes Chuck Bass.

And D, too. She mentions that she was married before! Webisodes! Love it. But there are traditions. And she already married in a courthouse. Bad sign. She asks when Eleanor and Harold got married. And Eleanor’s all…I don’t think that’s why the marriage broke. ROTFLMAO (WHERE ARE YOU HAROLD! COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLAIR-BEAR NEEDS YOU!)

Chuck has.. pink peonies? The same ones from 2x15 anyway. So they must be B’s favorite.

So, Chuck offers to throw Dorota a wedding. Because he loves Dorota. She’s so good to him. And Vanya always listens to Chuck. He loves them. Blair, stop being such a narcissist.

So, Dorota says they need a happy couple to give them away or whatever. She wants Blair/Chuck! (awkward! That said, GOD PARENTS. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Blair is like totally uncomfortable. Chuck’s so hopeful. Nate’s behind B and unhappy with Chuck. (awww..he’s so protective over his (ex) girl! I love BN SO MUCH!)

Serena’s with Carter. Carter Baizen, I love you. <3 He’s such an *******.

Larissa is around! More webisode stuff! Eleanor’s like planning! I love it. And Chuck comes over to her and gives Eleanor advice. Aww

Blair and Chuck. B thinks he’s doing this for her. Because weddings are her weakness.

Side note. How many people will get married before BC? I’m getting a headache. But it’s Dorota/Vanya, so I don’t mind. But, next wedding WILL be BC. *deep breath*

So, Chuck says they’re magnetic. They are. He says ILY and it’s easy now! Sadly, B can’t forgive him.

S comes in and takes a croissant. Natie-poo comments on if the waffle iron broke. Yes, because if it did, THERE WOULD BE NO FOOD! THIS IS SO TRUE!

Humphreys and Eric. Dan mentions V’s gone. *sighs* I know. *kicks* Hey, at least she was at LB’s wedding. Hasn’t missed them all. *screams*

I think B needs a vaca. Can she stay with Vanessa for a day? (Take Eric, too? They’ll have a girls’ night..and I mean that in the best way possible, Eric. )

Eric goes with Jenny. Jenny jokes about Elliot. (First Vanya falls for B’s maid and now Eric falls for someone in B’s building? Awwwwwwwww where’s my BE scene? She’ll know about this kid and make sure he’s okay for my baby.) But, Eric isn’t sure if he’s gay or not and doesn’t want to embarrass himself. Also, Jenny, he’s going to stop you from whoring yourself out to Nate. (Excuse me, I couldn’t find a better, more tactful way of putting it. Also, Jenny doesn’t know what tact means so it’s okay.)

CN! Oh, boys are ANGRY! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! Remember last time they fighted over B? *drool* *cough* Sorry. I’m okay. *imagines* I’m okay, swear! Anyway, I love that Chuck calls Nate on thinking + Nate is bad. Aww! “I can feel your brain strain.” You is so mean! (but true..*pets Natie*)

So Chuck fills Nate in on more of the story. And Nate’s like totally confused now because WTF is wrong with you crazy people! And, then the boys just go full out (minus the fighting sadly..i need more touching. *cough* SORRY!) arguing about the girls. Chuck throws in where is S? He knows that the original CB is back in town. (DUH! Chuck knows exactly where Carter is at all times. I love it. Can we get more CNCa? No? Carter’s never coming back? HUSH! Let me pretend! (I love you Seb! Enjoy your movie career! Don’t forget about me!!!))

BS in bed. It’s like their thing. (Why can’t CN ever be in bed? I AM SORRY! I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE ALL THE SLASH IS COMING FROM TONIGHT!)

S is like totally jealous of BC’s game thing. And B mentions she’s jealous of SN’s “pure honesty.” Oh girls… *sighs* Why don’t you just split up like BS/CN? Makes everyones’ lives easier, no?

Nate and Carter! YES! Cotillion was the last time, no? Carter brings up trust issues. No kidding. It’s the theme this season! He’s so SMUG. I wish I could hate him, but, OMG, I love you, original CB! *SQUEAL* (This guy taught CN SO MUCH!!!! ♥) And, then, on top of it all. Carter goes all 5-year-old on us and bumps Nate as he walks by. *giggles*

Jenny and Eric come over. Eric covers but Jenny of course, because she’s such a KIND, SELFLESS person, says no.

Jenny gives S the note, which she got from Nate, who got it from Carter. We’re playing telephone here! Also, I ABHOR the way Jenny looks at Serena.

Jenny, meet Hudson River. Please and thank you.

Dorota’s not in her uniform. DOROTA IS SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!! *SQUEAL*

They play the balloon game. (You know, like they did on Glee..Poor Rachel..)

JE..Jenny mentions that S is her sister…awww…but, Jenny doesn’t even have family loyalty so that means nothing.

BC and SN pair. You know, let’s switch those pairings and see who lasts longest? Bets? Girls vs. Guys…you gotta have the balloon below the boobs, above the pants. Fair game. Seriously, any takers?

Oh, Dorota and Vanya are still gonna win. True. But I would enjoy those loses more. (I don’t even femslash BS and suddenly I am. WTF. I think I blame Elliot.)

So, Serena tells Nate that Carter’s just trying to upset him. No kidding. But she’s completely true.

ELEANOR! OMG, I slightly, creepily ship Eleanor/Dan. But it’s okay, but I ‘ship Vanessa/Rufus, too, so does that negate my creepy factor? (Oh, you say it makes me more mental? Screw you. I don’t care.)

V’s gone! So Dan’s just not participating. Awwwwww. He loves her. He doesn’t want to have a balloon with anyone else. *SQUEAL* (Trifecta forever, bitches!)

Also, back to me being creepy? Umm..I no joke was thinking Eleanor was gonna ask Dan if he wanted to dance or whatever. LEAVE ME ALONE! It’s all the Vitamin Water on tv! DO NOT DRINK IT!

So, a la 2x20 style. You is a cater waiter. Go help the bartender. And he does! Because Humphreys, no matter how much they hate them Waldorf’s..they are always their bitches. (Remember how many times Rufus tells Blair he knows who she is and what she ‘did’ to his daughter? AND STILL LISTENED TO HER? At least I don’t tell you I ‘ship them. Do I get points for that?)

Cyrus’ present is an apartment in Queens. How far is that from B’s place? AM I GONNA LOVE DOROTA?!?!? Eleanor’s all..WTF, Little Man! Dorota lives at the Penthouse. WTF. I know, Eleanor. He is crazy! Dorota, Vanya and baby will live with Blair and take care of Blair! I mean.. B will freely babysit. While Dorota cleans the penthouse. I mean… Is that back to say?

And then! AND THEN! Cyrus, oh, you cute little man. Just SO VERY CASUALLY!!!! Goes, Dorota practically raised Blair. And the LOOK on Eleanor Waldorf’s face is all….WHAT?!?! And she’s unhappy and sad and kinda realize this is true. *hugs*

Jenny comes to Nate. He’s not happy. Jenny, you only make things worse. He calls her out on her listening. And she goes through Serena’s bag and opens the letter. And the Jenny fans bitch and moan about Vanessa. HELLO! (Blair’s here my solution. You, Nate and Eric run off together for a couple days. (I’m always gonna include Eric if you hadn’t noticed) and keep crazy girls from Natie-poo, kay?)

And Blair pops their baby. I mean..balloon. (Because isn’t that semi the point of the game? LOL) Also, I love how DV glide by earlier and Dorota’s so cute. You going down, Ms. Blair. HEHE ♥

Here comes BD. Seriously love their relationship, but I don’t approve of romance. They’re just not compatible like that! And, because, as usual, Blair is in confession mode when she’s with Dan (2x08) and confesses that she blames herself, too. There was more. I was like, enjoying and not writing. She’s everything he always thought of her as. Dan says BC are perfect for each other. Sadly, this ‘realization’ is not good for Chuck.

Rufus calls the spa (?). Humphrey? van der Woodsen? BASS? (Oh, you is smart!) and then Rhodes. No luck. vdW women LIE. NEVER TRUST A BLONDE! (So I added in Jenny…sue me.) Anyway, I only commented on this part because he said Bass. Because she is Lily Bass in the professional workforce. (i.e. Bass Industries.)

I am like..so conflicted about BC. Because I love them moistest. I know they can’t get back together because… well, it’s not right. But they break my heart like nobody’s business.

Necklace…Chuck is so very hot when he puts necklaces on Blair. (1x08, oh kids!) I love how he kisses her hair. But it’s like all so bittersweet.

B says they DO belong together (because remember the BD convo…)

But Chuck’s like..not happy. He doesn’t want her to SETTLE. I agree with Chuck. But then, I’m like..I LOVE YOU! But, this is bad.

“At least we won’t be lonely in hell.” *SOBS*

Dan and Eric. Maybe Vanya has a gay cousin. Awww. (BUT WHERE IS MY CE? Or CD? WTF..how do we get DE but neither of them are allowed to interact with Chuck? FAIL!)

Cyrus is awesome and just..awesome. Dorota and Vanya are amazing and adorable and BEAUTIFUL. Seriously, the woman GLOWS.

NS..Serena tells Nate that Carter’s helping her find her father, still. (Have you learned NOTHING from Lizzy!?!?) She was nervous to tell Nate because she thought he’d be disappointed. (Because remember that phone call?) Nate tells S to stop seeing Carter. Now, usually I’m all..STFU you can’t tell someone to stop seeing someone. And, as much I love Carter. I am in agreement with Nate. I feel like I’m in agreement with him most of the time this season..strange…

Final question! And as he’s saying these beautiful words, Blair’s just crying. I WANT TO CRY TOO!!! *SOBS*

There’s Larissa and Nate’s maid. But I cannot remember her name, for the life of me!

So the happy couple is supposed to escort them. But Blair says she can’t. She’s not happy. She can’t lie to Dorota. (And Leighton just brings me to tears!) B doesn’t want to jink Dorota’s wedding!

We’re at commercial and return with Dorota finding Blair alone. Okay, screw BS. BDorota OTP.

“I didn’t want to let you down.” Their conversation is so touching and beautiful and Eleanor overhears and totally realizes it’s true. I love her cough..BUSTED!

Carter is around. There’s a plane ticket. No time to tell boyfriend. Jenny sees. I almost feel like they could be working together, but the thought of Carter anywhere near Jenny, scratch that and reverse..it makes me want to throw up. (Besides, he’s like 22 and Jenny’s 16 and before you want to kill ME, I saw a thread in Taylor’s forum.)

Elliot arrives. Says he’s tight with Dorota. So, how the hell did he get invited? I’m like seriously confused. Is there some connection we don’t know about or did Dorota and the Waldorf’s invite everyone from their building?

Sadly, there is a girlfriend. (This is interesting..does that mean E/E will get a focus? Cause I want my baby to have a focus that is not Jenny.)

CYRUS WALKS DOROTA DOWN THE AISLE! (which is awesome because Harold will walk Blair, so this is how they compensate.)

El/Cy are sitting and Eleanor tells Cyrus he was right; Dorota is family. And he doesn’t have a clue what the Waldorf’s were like before he came along.

They is married!!!! YAY!

Chuck is SO HAPPY that B/Jackass didn’t sleep together. HE DIDN’T KNOW THIS! (It also took him HOW LONG before he found out BN were over…Lose Andrew Tyler and bring Mike back…then you’ll know everything again.)

THEY ARE REALLY BREAKING MY HEART. I’m okay with it. I swear, but watching it..just..I can’t. I mean, after what happened, they need a break. BUT I CAN’T! (Plus, they foreshadowed the hell out of BD and that makes me )

B says they love too much. She doesn’t like who she’s become with him. (Which is something that was like said a LOT in the first two seasons..and B’s realizing that after that last… “game” it’s not right.) I’m so conflicted!

Nate goes to Jenny. I won’t say anything bad about her right now. He asked. She saw. She told.

SCa. How long did he know where Daddy was? A week. WHAT?! He’s so cocky. Serena’s pissed because Carter really DID play with SN. She tells him to get out; she doesn’t need his help no more! She goes to the airport.

Look, I’m glad they’re not doing that triangle. Because after this, it’s clear they’d have royally ****ed that up. Because is not the same as he was earlier in the season. He’s just like Cotillion..like S2. SCa..they’d never work.

Eleanor gives Dorota and Vanya keys to their new apartment. DOROTA HUGS ELEANOR! *SQUEAL* Dorota says Eleanor’s like a mother. She don’t like that. “More like big sister.” LMAO!

Cece won’t tell Rufus nothing.

Chuck talks with the Russian lady and are we seeing the return of CHUCK BASS? Here we go, show!

BD dance. My stomach began to ache.

CN! Calm down, Archibald. You’re boyfriend is single now. (He’s all yours if you ask nicely!)

(Leighton’s song is AMAZING!)

Elliot comes around. Confesses he likes Elliot. But what about the girlfriend? He’s bi. And I’m okay with that, as long as, you know, there is no girl involved. Because Eric’s kinda gone through that before, and Asher didn’t even like girls!

Jenny the whore answers Nate’s phone and lies and will not relay the message and asks his to dance. How’s about a PUSH you into the Hudson. No hero to say you.

Eleanor/Cyrus/Blair/Dan. OMG, I’m gonna possibly kill myself.

Serena knows and NO SURPRISE, there is Lily. *yawn* Yeah, NO KIDDING. If you didn’t see that, you are not paying attention. Now, tell me what Lily’s diagnosis is. That’s all I care about with that storyline. (which is more than with Lizzy.)

We’re done for another week. This is 2600 words. I am INSANE. Hope you all enjoy. I think I went crazier than usual. Oops.

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Beautifully heartbreaking episode.

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Let me rewatch and get more time so I can better comphrend my thoughts.

Man, I go right from watching to writing and posting. I was rereading my review earlier..so many grammar mistakes. LOL I am definitely way more overdramatic right after the ep than a day later, chatting about it.

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CB got meaty material this episode reaching to the level of acuteness. I found every single scene of CB was excruciatingly and sharply beautiful like you had to take a deep shuddering breath to watch the presumed death was revived by the simple act. It was a slow and torturous process, so silent, vivid that you couldn't help but ached for them. It's all crazy chaos and his self-denied mood couldn't help less. Just one moment, the hope bathed, and then booming and dooming, it was her realization, as she felt it to be her blame, to try to internalize his pain and overcome all that was excessive disservice to her self-respect, all that bordered on her dedication in her love for C, and she had no words and ways strong enough to touch on the confines of her perfect image. But she couldn't live with her sad and unpromising prospect of future because her rosy fantasy and quickened self-awareness couldn't allow her to. When the reality hit her, she had to recover and put herself together, and questioning why such an idea enough to be despised occurred to her minds. She loved him entirely and dearly and this relationship made her weak, fragile and unmanageable as to drive herself into the brink of mindlessness and insanity. I don't think there exists one thing would force C to leave B, and yet the final scene absolutely left C a strange dissociation position because deciphering her was always a skill and right now he would not have a chance to master. He couldn't comprehend the whole situation, which sounded foreign, and he lost in his ached thoughts first then the numbness.

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There there...

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But it's heartbreaking!