issa

TheMusicLives

You beat me by five minutes.

CarterT

Man, support group is the perfect title for these threads.

~CT

issa

AGAIN?

TheMusicLives

Yep. Only I beat you last time, right?


I'm not watching. My DVR decided to malfunction. I'm crushed.

issa

Poor you!!

Infinitywr

THAT WAS THE STUPIDEST FINALE EVER MADE!!!!!! STUPID!!

I felt like I was watching GH or something.

SS really wrote that piece of crap? Seriously! Seriously? You gotta be freaking kidding me!! This show sucks now!

I am so pissed off that the writers went there with CJ!!!! WTF!!!!!



there are no words

Ed and Leighton do yourselves a favor and get the hell off this sinking ship of a freak show
NOW! SAVE YOURSELVES!! For the love of God, please! This is show is an effing joke!!!

CHUCK IS SHOT AND BLEEDING OUT SOMEWHERE IN PRAGUE!

ღLet Love In

ugh....I'll be back to comment on this...

CarterT

...I take it that you're mad?

I'm glad I spent my evening writing and imagining EL in much better scenarios.

~CT

BucsDM

W.
T.
F.
was that?

amomentintime3

someone writing while on crack.

issa

Didn't they listen to Whitney Houston? CRACK.IS.WHACK!

Kiss of Death

Gossip Girl 3x22

I promise I will be killing Dan this summer. Look out for the fic.

Lots of 1x01 parallels. Glad Georgie went back to brunette at the end of the ep because that long-ass blonde? Not her color.

Rufus says he sent Jenny to the loft and I’m like…sure, yeah, since when does she listen. He wants to send her away. And you know how much it pains me to agree with anything Waffle-Man says. In comes Eric, who agrees.

NJ and Nate wakes up. “You’re still here.”

He flat out tells her he doesn’t want to give her the wrong impression. She gets it this time.

Enter Chuck Bass. He sits on the bed. He knew nothing happened because he heard Nate snoring (he’s so in tune with his boy!) and New Moon was on pay per view. Oh, Jenny and her Twilight obsession.

She leaves and MY BOYS ARE ON A BED TOGETHER! FINALLY! After all those times that the girls got a bed, FINALLY, after how many bitching moments in my reviews about CN… FINALLY IT HAPPENED! ♥

Eleanor and Cyrus are still around. I am impressed. I thought we’d never see Blair’s parents. But they’ve kept them. (That said, where the hell is Harold? I want him more.)

Dorota is SO BIG! *SQUEAL*

E/C are wondering if B’s going to Paris with them. B says she’s going on her second date with Cameron.

Dorota mentions the Empire State Building as a metaphor for Chuck Bass. She’s so team BC! So cute!

Blair’s still ordering Dorota around and drags her out. She wants Dorota to chaperon the date to make sure Blair doesn’t go to the ESB.

Did Dorota say she deleted Chuck off Facebook? LMAO.

Georgie enters Chuck’s penthouse and says she doesn’t want revenge. She needs help. I love GC so much! He tells her either he can escort her out or security. Then he TOUCHES HER and helps her out. ♥

Jenny enters the loft. She spots SD sleeping, takes a pic, and sends it to Gossip Girl.

Nate calls Serena and Dan picks up phone and presses ignore.

S wakes up. They call it a mistake and meaningless. There was wine and talking and one kiss. And Dan..oh Dan..he blabs and wonders if it even happened. It’s almost cute. Except you hurt my girl, I promise to kill you.

Serena says she loves Nate and that Dan loves Vanessa. It was just a meaningless kiss between old friends.

And GG blasts it.

Chuck’s SO CUTE! The boys get it together and he SHAKES HIS HEAD! OMG, I love you, Chuck Bass.

Dan immediately knows that it’s Jenny.

S is in a cab when she gets it and tells the driver to go to the Empire.

BS are on the phone and B does this cute clothes metaphor and everything out of her mouth is golden and I’m in awe and not writing, just be captivated by this woman. This Goddess. I LOVE YOU BLAIR WALDORF!

Cameron’s got a paper and on the cover is the ESB. Oh, Blair.

SD phone and Dan goes, “are you friends with Vanessa?” ROTFLMAO! That was cute at the moment, too.

Even Rufus saw Gossip Girl! Dan tells him it was Jenny. She wasn’t there when he woke up, and she wasn’t there when he went to bed. She needs to be stopped.

SC have a second discussion. And, like the BS one, I just watched Chuck and couldn’t write what he said to her. But it was great advice.

Nate enters. S says ILY. Nothing happen. But, I’m not sure that’s exactly what Chuck was saying to do….

Blair walks into the loft and finds Jenny.

(Sidenote, WTF is up with that coat? I’m so confused.)

B threatens Jenny about society and NS. “You don’t mess with that and survive.”

No one loves you except your Daddy. Maybe. And Rufus comes. Blair’s satisfied.

Blair walks to the limo. Dan is with Dorota. She smacks his shoulder. Aww. Love it. And then she like threatens him, too?

Dan talks about signs and Blair sees the ESB in the distance.

Chuck’s at the top.

Blair concedes. She’s ready to go, but then Dorota’s water breaks. They all head to the hospital.

R/J Rufus spoke with Allison and they’ve decided that Jenny will stay the summer there and senior year in Hudson.

Vanya enters with Eleanor and Cyrus.

Dorota tells Blair to go. With her blessing!

S, D are at the hospital and talking about now is not the time to tell Nate.

But Nate’s behind her.

Georgie stops Blair. She’s in trouble, but Blair blows her off.

A kiss is not nothing! What about Vanessa?

Dorota is pushing. Oh, Cyrus. NOT ENOUGH! ROTFLMAO! You’re so cute.

Nate sends Vanessa the GG blast.

Blair is at the ESB and asks the guard if he’s seen a guy waiting. He’s probably wearing a bowtie. THEY ARE BACK! She spots the peonies in the trash. Too late.

Jenny comes to the Empire looking for Nate, but Chuck’s the only one there. She has nowhere to go. Chuck tells her she can stay, she has before. But Nate was always there. And apparently Chuck doesn’t play video games….. She drinks. They talk about the world. And Chuck says it only exists from the outside. He only survives the world because he knows it’s empty. They kiss and it IMMEDIATELY goes black. Like, not fade to black, but totally blacks out. Even the tv can’t stomach it.

If you want to leave, now is the time. She doesn’t want to be alone. Neither does he. IMMEDIATE FADE.

Another parallel. But, this time, CJ actually do have sex.

Dan’s looking at babies. G is watching him. But S comes in and SD talks about babies and wanna walk and Georgie doesn’t want them to see her.

DV/EC. Anastasia. Beautiful name. Eleanor wants to hold. She’s in love. And they ask EC to be godparents. Well, at least I was in the right family.

SD. Dan needs to tell Vanessa. SD talk about BFF vs. stranger relationships. But with new people, everything is a discovery. They lean in and Dan’s phone goes off. It’s Vanessa. She knows. At least Dan understands why Nate did it.

Chuck tells Jenny she can stay.

Blair comes and Chuck’s surprised and kinda scared for a moment. He comes out. Tells her ‘nobody’ is here. (Jenny hears and feels bad.)

Blair shows flowers. “You went.” And explains that Dorota went into labor and Chuck’s so happy and I’m like..aww..but..OH ****, Bass. And this is bad.

Um..Did Jenny take the sheets? I’m confused on what happened when Chuck entered his room.

Hospital chapel. HOLY HELL, look at her face. That running make up. Jeez, that scared me. But with how much crap she has on, it works.

Eric comes in. They make up. They always do. And Eric’s scenes are ALWAYS about her. We’ll never see him next season.

They talk about Chuck. And they’ll never acknowledge that Chuck and Eric are brothers. **** YOU. She pretty much tells him without saying the words. And then tells him she never slept with Damien. Don’t tell.

And Eric finds Dan. Tells him that he should go talk to Jenny.

NS talk. She needs to be alone. I forgive you and you’re breaking up with me? No, just taking a break. Nate’s all, nah uh. If you’re out, you’re out. She’s out.

If we ever want to have a real chance, this is the only way.

I agree. It’s the name of the game. What Chuck alluded to in 2x08. “Maybe…in the future.”

CB come to the hospital. Perfect night. I’m cringing.

And Chuck’s about to propose when Dan comes in and punches him. 1x01 again.

WTF, Humphrey? And Jenny’s there. And it’s silent and Blair gets it and she’s pissed.

She really goes at Jenny. “Go. And never come back.”

And she tells Chuck this night never happened.

ONE WEEK LATER.

LRJD. This time, it’s Jenny’s idea to go to Hudson. (I skipped the LR part before. You know I don’t give a ****.)

Eric comes, tells her not to go. *eye roll* I can’t even. He’s my third favorite. But I hate it so much.

BS! EVER YEAR! But this time!??!?! B tells S they’re going to Paris. TOGETHER.

“We’ve never been single together.” And I don’t femslash, but right there, BS are OTP. This is the show. It’s THEIR show. Follow them in Paris. No one else allowed. ♥ “As long as we have each other, we’ll be okay.”

DN on the phone. DV broke up. She hasn’t returned his calls. He’s about to write a massive e-mail.

Since Chuck is in Prague, Nate found his little black book. And he’s totally pulling a Chuck Bass. Love it.

He tells Dan that SN broke up.

And, instead of e-mail, Dan calls S. She tells him that BS are going to Paris. She’ll be back in September.

Dan x’s out of the e-mail and looks up plane tickets.

Pause. So, I know SD fans are happy. But, I’m at least happy with Serena. Because she’s not interested. She didn’t break up with Nate for Dan. She did it for herself. She’s a mess and needs time alone. Dan, on the other hand, is a DOUCH with all caps.

IN COMES GEORGINA! PREGNANT. Hot damn.

Love this girl. I love Mercy. I do. But we all knew it was canceled from the start. NEVER LEAVE ME, GEORGIE!

Jenny’s on the train, ala 1x01 Serena.

Nate’s having a threesome. HOT!

And Chuck. He’s so drunk. And some guys come up to him. Take it. He’s got money. BUT NOT THE RING. NO! THE BOX! And I’m almost in tears because, dammit, the ring is all he has of Blair. And then there’s a gunshot and he falls and the ******* opens the box. Ring. Guys leave. Chuck’s dying on the ground and we have to wait for September.

**** YOU ALL!


I know you all might have been looking for more, but despite saying I’m “happy,” I’m also numb right now. Mostly about Chuck. So I can’t really process anything.

silverjasmin

Should have listened to Whitney, SS.

Beautiful Disorder

i think this is the adequate description